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Slutty Blocks Minecraft Server

Behavior, blocks, comparison, Differences, double standards, empowerment, Individuality, judgment, Labels, Minecraft, normal, normal mode, personal choice, Self-expression, Server, sexual expression, Sexuality, slut, Slut mode, slutty, societal expectations, societal norms, stigmas

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	7314
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	5

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because we have Normal mode vs Slut mode! In Normal mode, you can build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and fight off creepers like a true warrior. But if you’re feeling a little frisky, switch over to Slut mode where anything goes! Want to build a giant statue of a chicken wearing a tutu? Go for it! Want to ride a pig into battle wearing nothing but a banana hammock? Why not! The possibilities are endless on our server. Join now for a wild and wacky adventure that you’ll never forget!

He’s Right You Know Minecraft SMP

#endorsement, 145765973, acknowledgment, acquiescence, affirmation, agree, Approval, assent, Certainty, concede, confirmation, Correct, he’s right, Hes, Minecraft, smp, Support, True, validation

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	6158
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	12
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	1642
Zombie Dances:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Buildings Constructed:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wildest, and most chaotic server out there!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build houses out of diamond blocks, and fight off hordes of zombie chickens. We have a secret underground base filled with treasure, but watch out for the lava moat surrounding it – one wrong step and you’ll be toast!

Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who loves to challenge players to epic dance-offs. If you can out-dance the dragon, you’ll be rewarded with a magical unicorn mount that shoots rainbows out of its horn.

So come join us on our insane Minecraft SMP and experience a whole new level of wackiness and fun!

HangryCraft

Argument, Boyfriend, CAR, cavities, dentist visit, doctor’s visit, Eating, Food, HangryCraft, Hungry, McDonalds, meal choice, outside, panera, smoothie, stitches, teeth cleaning, Waiting, wisdom teeth

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	6244
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Chimeras Created:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride like no other! Just like getting your wisdom teeth pulled, our server will leave you in stitches…of laughter!

Imagine a world where you can’t eat for hours, just like waiting for your boyfriend to finish his dental visit. But don’t worry, we won’t leave you hungry like he did – we’ve got all the virtual food you could ever want!

And just like the dentist giving you dirty looks, our server will keep you on your toes with unexpected surprises around every corner. So come join us and feast on the fun – just make sure your boyfriend doesn’t get mad at you for having too much fun without him!

SweetTeachMC SMP

appreciation, Caring, education, encouragement, Gesture, Gratitude, heartening, Heartwarming, Impact, Inspirational, Kindness, memorable, Mentorship, positive influence, Role Model, smp, Support, sweetest thing, SweetTeachMC, Teacher, touching, Uplifting

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	4942
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Mythical Swords Crafted:	53	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to witness a llama riding a pig into battle against a horde of angry creepers. Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face around here!

But that’s not all – our teachers are not your average Minecraft players. They will literally build you a golden throne made out of enchanted diamond blocks if you answer their riddles correctly. And don’t even get us started on the time they organized a massive fireworks show to celebrate someone finding a rare pink sheep!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and make you laugh until your sides hurt, then come join us! Just be prepared for anything because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules!

ZHumorCraft

comedy trends, funny memes, gen z humor, generation z, humor analysis, humor critique, humor evolution, humor generation., humor preferences, humor psychology, humor research, humor styles, humor trends, internet humor, Meme culture, millennial humor, social media humor, TikTok jokes, viral jokes, youth humor, ZHumorCraft

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	7082
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Enchantments Applied:	58	Gods Slained:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Holy Grails Found:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your Gen Z humor needs! Join us for a wild ride filled with memes, jokes, and shenanigans that will have you ROFLing in your virtual seat.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon our server and were greeted by a giant dancing llama wearing sunglasses. Yes, you read that right. This llama led them on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted pizza, which was guarded by a pack of evil chickens. After a fierce battle and some questionable dance moves, the players emerged victorious and were rewarded with endless pizza parties for eternity.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous “Troll Bridge,” where players must answer riddles from a mischievous troll in order to pass. Fail to answer correctly, and you’ll be forced to wear a chicken suit for the rest of your virtual life. Trust us, you don’t want to be caught strutting around in a chicken suit.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows what crazy adventures and laughs await you in this wacky world of Gen Z humor!

CraftyWarfareMC

Advancing, air strike, aircraft, British, CraftyWarfareMC, cruise missiles, defense systems, eastern europe, Fire, French, geopolitical tensions, global security, international relations, key city, military conflict, military intervention, military technology, missile defense, Russian troops, UKRAINIAN, world news

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	886
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	92	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where ukrainian aircrafts are firing british-french cruise missiles at russian troops in a wild battle for a key city! it’s like a real life war zone but in minecraft! join now to witness the chaos and destruction unfold before your very eyes! build your own bunker and defend against the missile strikes or join the russian troops and try to take over the city! anything can happen in this crazy server, so come join the madness today!

ANARCHY 😈 PECHKO PECHKO 😈 WITHOUT WIPE Minecraft server

admins, Anarchy, banner-lazy, CONS, do whatever your heart desires, heart desires, Minecraft, minecraft server, no admins, No Rules, PECHKO, PECHKO WITHOUT WIPES, Pros, rules, Server, they are not there, WITHOUT WIPE

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	1022
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Buildings Constructed:	34
Epic Shields Constructed:	37	Ores Mined:	2252
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Potions Brewed:	38	Mythical Quests Completed:	35
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Secret Passages Found:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Pros

no rules, no admins, you can do whatever your heart desires

Cons

they are not there

135.181.237.62:25914

Epic Nazi Art Minecraft Server

art, controversial, Dictatorship, Epic, fascism, German history, hate, Hate Speech, Historical revisionism, History, Holocaust, Minecraft, nazi, Nazis, political extremism, Propaganda, Server, swastika, Symbolism, third reich, totalitarianism, War Crimes, world war II

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	7513
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	18
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6

Are you a fan of epic art but also hate nazis? Well, have we got the perfect Minecraft server for you! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated masterpieces inspired by the most unlikely source – the nazis! Our server is filled with stunning builds that will make you question everything you thought you knew about art and history. Plus, rumor has it that hidden deep within our world is the lost treasure of Hitler himself. Will you be the one to uncover it and become the richest player on the server? Join now and experience the craziest art adventure of your life!

The Matchy: Liver Pool vs Palace Minecraft SMP

allison, Andersen, crystal palace, Diaz, EZE, Gravenberch, Guehi, Henderson, Hughes, Kamada, Konate, liver, Liverpool, mac allister, match, Matchy, Mateta, Minecraft, Mitchell, Munoz, Nunez, Palace, Pool, Richards, robertson, Salah, smp, Szoboszlai, trent, virgil, Wharton

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	2514
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Dragons Tamed:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Holy Grails Found:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	45
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just build and mine all day? Well, look no further because our server is filled with the most epic and hilarious players you’ll ever meet!

Join us and team up with the matchy lads, Allison, Trent, Konate, Virgil, Robertson, Mac Allister, Gravenberch, Szoboszlai, Salah, Nunez, and Diaz as they take on the Crystal Palace XI in an epic battle for supremacy!

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with crazy adventures and wacky quests that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. From hunting down rare mobs to building the most ridiculous structures, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and become part of the most outrageous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

aunt drama, dads ex, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family expectations, family history, family loyalty, family relationships, Family Values, Minecraft, Motherhood, Server, stepmother, wedding day, wedding etiquette, Wedding guest, wedding guest drama, wedding guest list, wedding photos, wedding planning, wedding reception, WeddingCraft

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	538
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Animals Bred:	31
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Potions Brewed:	32	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Star Shards Collected:	175	Gryphons Tamed:	1

🤣🎮 Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a soap opera? Look no further than our server! Join now for a chance to witness the wildest wedding drama unfold in-game! 🤵👰

🤯 Did you know that our server is home to a crazy aunt who brings her dad’s ex-wife as her +1 to events? And that’s just the tip of the iceberg! Watch as she tries to convince everyone that the ex-wife should be considered the new mom and grandma of the family. 😂

🕺💃 Get ready for some intense dance battles as players try to navigate awkward family dynamics and wedding photo drama. Will you be the one to stand up to the aunt and say, “No, ex-wife, you shall not pass”? Join now and find out! 💥

👨‍👩‍👧‍👦 So, are you ready to dive into a world where family relationships are as tangled as a spiderweb? Join our server today and experience the craziest family drama you’ve ever seen in Minecraft! 🤣🎮 #WeddingDrama #MinecraftMadness