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Ex-Boyfriend’s Minecraft Server

Abuse, Be my ex, Cheating, crazy exes, Deception, DISTANCING, EMBARRASSING, embarrassing behavior, ExBoyfriends, fake friends, Fool, leave your tranny girlfriend, make up story, Manipulation, Minecraft, rape, self-destructive, Server, toxic relationships, Trauma, uber-tranny

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	4428
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Magic Items Found:	1432
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Star Shards Collected:	82
Void Armor Forged:	14	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

Join our Minecraft server and leave all your ex drama behind! We promise that no crazy exes will follow you into our virtual world. Plus, we have a special quest where you can defeat the evil ex boss and reclaim your dignity. And if you’ve ever made up a wild story to get out of trouble, you’ll fit right in with our community of master storytellers. So come join us and leave the real world drama behind – because on our server, the only crazy ex you’ll have to deal with is the one you build yourself!

The SMP Love Triangle: Minecraft SMP Edition – More Her, Less Him

Commitment, Communication, Companionship, Edition, fidelity, gf, her.., Intimacy, long term relationship, love, loyalty, Marriage, Minecraft, need more, Partnership, sharing, smp, Support, Thread, Triangle, Trust, Understanding, Wife, Yesterday

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	6900
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	3404	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Runes Activated:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement comes from mining diamonds and fighting mobs? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want some spicy drama and scandalous shenanigans!

Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, like when Steve accidentally married a creeper because he thought it was a villager in disguise! Or when the entire server got pranked by a group of mischievous Endermen who stole all the blocks from spawn and built a giant statue of a chicken instead.

But that’s not all! We also have daily GF/Wife sharing threads where players can swap partners and build relationships faster than you can say “diamond pickaxe.” Who needs loyalty when you have a whole server full of potential soulmates, am I right?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the chaos for yourself. Just be prepared for anything because on this SMP, anything can happen!

InsomniaCraft SMP

anxiety, bedtime routine, bedtime worries, calming thoughts, counting sheep, Deep Breathing, insomnia, InsomniaCraft, late night thoughts, meditation, overthinking, relaxation techniques, restless mind, sleep deprivation, sleep disturbances, sleep remedies, sleep struggles, sleep tips, sleepless nights, sleeplessness, smp, stress

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	5948
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Void Gems Collected:	38	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

Do you ever lie awake at night, tossing and turning, wondering why you haven’t joined our Minecraft SMP yet? Well, let me tell you, you’re missing out on some seriously wild adventures. We’ve got llamas that can breakdance, pigs that can fly, and villagers who throw the most epic parties. Not to mention, our diamond ore is actually made of candy – so you can mine for treats while you build your dream castle. So if you’re tired of boring old vanilla Minecraft, come join us for a wild ride that will have you laughing all night long.

CelebCraft: Badass & Wholesome

Admirable, admirable personality, authentic, badass, CelebCraft, Celebrity, charismatic, down to earth, genuine, good example, influential, inspiring, kind-hearted, positive influence, Powerful, respected, Role Model, STRONG, TALENTED, Wholesome

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	1495
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Star Shards Collected:	154

Have you ever wondered what it would be like to play Minecraft with a celebrity who is as wholesome as they are badass? Well, look no further because on our server, you can team up with none other than Mr. Rogers himself! That’s right, the king of kindness is also a master at building epic structures and slaying creepers like a pro.

Join our server for a chance to build a magical neighborhood with Mr. Rogers, where the houses are made of rainbows and the trees sing songs of peace and love. But don’t be fooled by his gentle demeanor, because when it comes to defending his friends from the evil forces of the Nether, Mr. Rogers is a force to be reckoned with.

So if you want to experience the ultimate blend of wholesomeness and badassery in Minecraft, come join us on our server and prepare to be amazed by the legendary adventures that await you. Who knew that playing Minecraft with a celebrity could be so epic?

ATACMS-Free Sky Minecraft Server

Air Force, aircraft, ATACMS, ATACMSFree, cold war, Defense, deployment, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Military, Minecraft, missile defense, Missiles, nato, RANGE, russia, SECURITY, Server, SKY, strategy, Tactics, WARFARE, wsj

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	623
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Votes:	5528
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Emeralds Found:	7525
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Magic Items Found:	6056
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9

so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can fly planes and stuff? well, this server is like, the bomb diggity cuz we got RUSSIAN airplanes, man! like, not just any airplanes, but 90% of them are OUTSIDE the ATACMS range! like, how crazy is that?! join now and be part of the epic aerial battles that will blow ur mind! trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on this epic adventure!

VenezuelaCraft: Jailbreak Mayhem

Abuse, arrested, authoritarian regime, Beaten, children, children’s rights, civil rights, crackdown, Democracy, Dictatorship, electoral fallout, HUMAN RIGHTS, injustice, Jailbreak, MAYHEM, Oppression, Political unrest, protest, social justice, Venezuela, VenezuelaCraft, Venezuelan government, violence

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	7114
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25
Farms Harvested:	522	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13

come join our epic minecraft server where u can escape the tyranny of the venezuelan govt!!! build ur own virtual paradise and never worry about being arrested or beaten for playing video games!!! our server is like a magical unicorn that farts rainbows and gives u unlimited diamonds!!! plus, our admin is a retired circus clown who can juggle creepers like nobody’s business!!! so what are u waiting for?? come join us and let’s overthrow the evil govt together in the world of blocks and pixels!!!

MidnightMinecraftMingle

anxiety, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, difficult conversations, difficult situations, emotional stress, late night, middle of the night, midnight discussions, MidnightMinecraftMingle, partner, relationship, relationship issues, relationship problems, sleep disruption, sleep disturbance, so, surprise conversations, Talk, waking up

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	4796
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	26
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	44
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

so, liek, u know that feeling when ur SO is all liek “we need to talk” and ur liek oh no, what did i do now? well, imagine if they did that in the middle of the night, waking u up from a sound sleep. that’s the kind of chaos u can expect on this minecraft server.

but don’t worry, it’s not all drama and heartache. we’ve got epic adventures and crazy builds that will blow ur mind. u can team up with other players to take on giant mobs or build a castle that reaches the sky. the possibilities are endless, just like the drama in ur love life.

join us on this server and u’ll never have a dull moment. who needs sleep when u can be mining diamonds and fighting dragons with ur friends? so come on, what are u waiting for? ur SO can wait, but this server can’t. let’s do this!

GenZCraft: AI-Assist Schoolyard

academic performance, academic support, Adolescent students, AIAssist, assistive technology, cognitive enhancement, cognitive processing, cognitive skills, completing assignments, digital tools, educational resources, educational technology, executive functioning challenges, generative AI tools, GenZCraft, learning difficulties, neurodiversity, Schoolwork, Schoolyard, special education, student success, study aids, technology in education

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	6455
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Ores Mined:	2668
Divine Spears Created:	20	Runes Activated:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

join our epic minecraft server where we have generative AI tools to help you with all your schoolwork, even if you have the brain of a potato! need help completing assignments? our AI will do it for you, so you can spend more time building epic structures and fighting off creepers. plus, our server is run by a team of highly trained monkeys who will keep you entertained with their hilarious antics. come join the fun and see why everyone is talking about our server!

SnowyPixel Minecraft Server

acceptance, attraction, Breaking Stereotypes, cultural influences, DATING, Diversity, individual choice, interracial dating, Interracial Relationships, love, Minecraft, Open-mindedness, Personal preferences, Preferences, Race, relationships, Server, SnowyPixel, societal expectations, societal norms, Stereotypes, white women

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	5047
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	36

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a rainbow-filled dimension!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding on a flying pig while battling zombie unicorns with laser eyes. Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that Steve himself once logged on and built a mansion made entirely of diamond blocks. Plus, our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you’ll never look at white women the same way again.

SMP_KoreanMenGoneWild – Minecraft SMP

controversy, crime, criminal behavior, Cultural differences, discrimination, Dungeon, Indian men, Justice, korean men, law enforcement, locking up, media coverage, Minecraft, punishment, racial profiling, sex crime, smp, SMP_KoreanMenGoneWild, Social Issues, societal norms, Stereotypes, suggestion, violence

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	3084
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Star Shards Collected:	137	Ores Mined:	4831
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Emeralds Found:	9204
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Runes Activated:	8	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Dimension Hops:	9	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to witness the wildest drama unfold! We’ve got Korean men committing sex crimes, but don’t worry, our Indian men are innocent angels in this chaos. Someone even suggested locking them all up in a dungeon together – because why not add some spice to the mix? If you’re looking for a server with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, then this is the place for you!