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CraftySlavBloc

advice, Alliance, Belarus, Conflict, cooperation, CraftySlavBloc, crisis management., Diplomacy, eastern europe, european union, foreign policy, geopolitical strategy, INDEPENDENCE, international relations, leader, military support, nato, political tension, russia, SOVEREIGNTY, Ukraine

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	8844
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Mines Excavated:	3332	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Endless Legions Commanded:	15

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where the Belarusian leader is like, “I need to turn away from Russia and fight with Ukraine in Minecraft”? Like, what even is happening in this server, man? Join us and be a part of this wild political drama in the virtual world. Who knows, maybe you’ll become the next president of Minecraftia or something. So come on, join us and let’s make some history together, or at least some hilarious memes.

BryoCraft: Evolutionary Fun!

Biodiversity, BryoCraft, bryozoans, environmental factors, Evolution, evolutionary, evolutionary biology, evolutionary history, evolutionary patterns, fossil record, fossil-based models, Fun, genetic variation, long time intervals, marine ecology, marine invertebrates, morphological changes, natural selection, Paleontology, process of change, shorter-term changes, Species adaptation, Traits

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	6644
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	36	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	66	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Endless Night Skies:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	5724

come join our minecraft server, where the marine invertebrates called bryozoans are the rulers of the land! they have been evolving for centuries, matching up their traits with shorter-term changes like pros. our server is like a fossil-based model of evolution, capturing the process of change over long time intervals. it’s like a science class but with blocks and creepers. so come on and join us for a wild ride through evolution…minecraft style!

The Dominion: Where you can roleplay as a potato wielding custom spatulas from 1.18 to 1.21!

1.18 – 1.21, Adventure, Bosses, Builders, community-driven, CONSTANT EVOLUTION, Custom, Custom Items, Dominion, DUNGEONEER, Dungeons, evolving content, exclusive loot, Factions, guild, hybrid realm, Leveling system, Minecraft, mmorpg, Potato, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, RPG, smp, spatulas, Survival, wielding

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	8492
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Crops Grown:	8888
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
New Chunks Explored:	981494	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Holy Grails Found:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6

Welcome to The Dominion

IP: play.thedominion.us
Alternate IP: thedominion.us

Embark on an epic Minecraft RPG adventure at The Dominion (est. 2013)!

DUNGEONS: Conquer hand-crafted challenges, unveiling your dungeoneering prowess for exclusive loot and glory!
WORLDS: Dive into a hybrid realm – an SMP haven for builders or a bespoke RPG world of dungeons and dangers!
CUSTOMIZATION: Elevate your gameplay with unique items, bosses, and a leveling system tailored for immersive experiences.
COMMUNITY DRIVEN: Crafted by a passionate, small team; we welcome all to aid in improving our server.
CONSTANT EVOLUTION: Your feedback shapes the server as we unveil fresh content.

ARE YOU A DUNGEONEER? Unleash your skills, explore, and conquer – The Dominion awaits your heroic journey!

Links:

Discord: https://discord.com/invite/YeKdZZv
Map: http://map.thedominion.us:8123/

Rules:

Rule	Description
Inappropriate messages	Racism, profanity, sexual references, etc. are not allowed
Bug abuse	Using obviously unintended features is not allowed
Macroing	Autoclickers and passive-play are not allowed
Visiting under construction	Requires staff permission
Scamming	Any form of scamming is against the rules
Griefing and stealing	Not allowed, contact Admin for rollback
Killing in player’s home	Not allowed, defined by structure ownership

Thank you to everyone who joins and decides to test what we have so far.

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WuKongCraft Minecraft Server

action, blockbuster, box office, Chinese, Chinese cinema, Confirmed, FANTASY, film, long tail tag, Minecraft, monkey king, Movie, movie sequel, Mythology, popular franchise, Sales, Sequel, sequel confirmed, Server, success, upcoming movie, Wu Kong, WukongCraft

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	1539
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	50	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is like the Wu Kong sequel you never knew you needed! With sales through the roof, it’s practically guaranteed that a sequel is in the works. And guess what? Our server is where all the action is happening!

Join us for epic quests, crazy challenges, and a community of players who are just as bananas as Wu Kong himself. Trust us, once you step foot in our virtual world, you’ll never want to leave. So what are you waiting for? Join now and be a part of the Wu Kong sequel that everyone is talking about!

TheCraftyCreeper in Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, No. 15657922 Anonymous Mystery Suspense Thriller Crime Investigation Detective Unidentified Unknown Enigma Secret Clues Puzzle Intrigue Hidden Mysterious Conundrum Cryptic Unsolved, smp, TheCraftyCreeper

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	1793
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	5002
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Animals Bred:	171
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on this wild and wacky SMP where the creepers wear top hats and the pigs ride around on saddled chickens.

Our server is home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride pigs into battle while wielding carrots as their weapons. The winner gets a crown made of diamonds and bragging rights for eternity.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Dance the night away with skeletons and zombies while sipping on potions that make you glow in the dark.

If you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us on this server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash from too many exploding llamas). So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and let’s make some memories that will have you laughing for years to come!

BabyBroBaptismNoShowAITAH

AITAH, baby brother, BabyBroBaptismNoShowAITAH, Baptism, Boundaries, college, Communication, dad, Decision making, family, family dynamics, financial support, flights, INTERNSHIP, Midterms, PERSONAL LIFE, relationships, Respect, responsibilities, Schoolwork, stepmom

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	7232
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1

Are you tired of boring family drama and unrealistic expectations? Then join our Minecraft server where the only baptism you’ll be attending is a baptism in lava! Our server is filled with adventure, fun, and no pressure to attend random family events.

Forget about midterms and family obligations, on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is building the coolest castle or surviving a zombie apocalypse. Plus, our community is way more supportive than any stepmom or dad could ever be.

So come join us and escape the drama for a while. Who needs a baby baptism when you can have a creeper explosion party instead? Let’s block and roll!

LieCraft SMP: Ridiculous Tales

deceitful behavior, Deception, dishonesty, fabrications, falsehoods, fibbing, funny lies, LieCraft, mendacity, outrageous falsehoods, prevarication, Ridiculous, ridiculous lie, smp, storytelling, Tales, tall stories, tall tales, unbelievable stories, untruths, White Lies, whoppers

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	2000
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Enchantments Applied:	150	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Dimension Hops:	10	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft SMPs with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, mine diamonds with a pickaxe made of cheese, and build a castle out of rainbow-colored obsidian. Oh, and did we mention that our server is actually located on the moon? That’s right, you’ll be playing Minecraft in zero gravity while dodging space creepers and battling alien villagers.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of talking mushrooms who will trade you enchanted golden carrots for your most prized possessions. And rumor has it that if you can find the legendary diamond banana hidden deep within the server, you’ll gain the power to control time itself.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the most absurd and hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in the world of blocks and pixels!

KissCraft: The Awkward Edition

awkward, butterflies, Crush, Edition, first kiss, gentle, heart racing, high school, innocent, kiss experience, KissCraft, lips touching, memorable, Nervous, relationship milestone, Romantic, special moment, SWEET, TEENAGE, teenage romance, Tender, unforgettable

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	4023
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Dragons Tamed:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Farms Harvested:	337	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23
Dragon Eggs Found:	5301	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Have you ever kissed a Creeper in Minecraft? Well, on our server, you can experience that and so much more! Our players have reported feeling a rush of excitement and adrenaline as they lean in for that explosive smooch. Join us for a truly unforgettable first kiss experience that will leave you wanting more!

RageCraft Minecraft Server

Civil unrest, crime, demonstrations, Fire, HUMAN RIGHTS, Indian, Justice, killing, law enforcement, Minecraft, Police, protest, public outcry, Ragecraft, Rally, rape, Safety, Server, Social Issues, Teargas, Trainee Doctor, violence, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	270
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	15	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3

Yo, so like, if you wanna escape the craziness of the real world and dive into a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a bonfire, then you gotta join this server. We got Indian Police firing teargas at rallies against rape and killing of trainee doctors…wait, what? Nah, just kidding! But seriously, our server is so wild that even the cops would be like, “What in the blocky world is going on here?!” Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and a community that’s tighter than a creeper’s grip on its TNT. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and let’s make some memories that’ll have you saying, “I can’t believe that just happened in Minecraft!”

BlockyRx: Crafting Cures & Bypassing Failures

BlockyRx, bypassing, Crafting, Cures, Disease, drug delivery, drug design, drug development, drug discovery, drug efficacy, drug formulation., Drug Interaction, drug metabolism, drug resistance, drug screening, drug targeting, drug toxicity, druggable, Failures, GPCR receptors, Mechanism, pharmaceuticals, research, study, successful drug design

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	5228
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Void Armor Forged:	11
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Alien Abductions:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Yo, so like, this server is like the ultimate Minecraft playground, ya know? We got crazy builds, epic mini-games, and a whole bunch of awesome players to hang out with.

But here’s the real kicker – we got this secret potion that makes you build like a pro! No more messing up your builds or getting stuck in a block. With our potion, you’ll be the master builder of the server in no time.

And get this – we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and all kinds of rare loot. But here’s the catch – you gotta solve a series of crazy puzzles to find it. It’s like a real-life adventure, but in Minecraft!

So come join us on this epic server and become a legend in the world of blocks and pixels. Trust us, you won’t wanna miss out on all the fun and madness that awaits you!