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FrenchFryCraft

Abuse, court case, crime, criminal act, criminal behavior, criminal confession, criminal intent, criminal trial, domestic violence, DRUGGING, french man, FrenchFryCraft, justice system, legal consequences, legal proceedings, marital rape, rape, sexual assault, Spousal abuse, traumatic experience, Victim

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	3262
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Votes:	9678
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	9
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3

So, like, this server is like, totally insane, man. We got this French dude who like, drugged his wife so he could have a big ol’ party with all his buddies and they all just, like, took turns, you know? It’s like a crazy soap opera up in here, except it’s all blocky and pixelated.

Join this server if you wanna experience some wild drama and chaos. Who needs reality TV when you can witness this kind of madness in Minecraft, right? Plus, we got some killer builds and mini-games to keep you entertained when you need a break from all the scandalous shenanigans.

Don’t miss out on the most twisted Minecraft server out there. Come join us and see what all the fuss is about. Just be prepared for some seriously messed up storylines and characters. It’s gonna be a wild ride, my friend.

Bat Battle: Fungus Fiasco

American bats, Bat, bat population, bat species, battle, conservation efforts, Decimated, disease outbreak, ecological balance, Endangered species, environmental impact, Fiasco, fighting back, Fungal infection, fungus, HIBERNATION, North America, research, scientists, white nose syndrome, wildlife conservation, wildlife disease, wildlife management

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	7425
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Animals Bred:	24	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	70
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Emeralds Found:	7782

come join our epic minecraft server where we fight off evil fungus that’s tryna take over the world of bats. we got scientists in lab coats crafting potions and battling the spores with swords made of diamond. it’s a wild ride full of adventure and bat-saving action. plus, where else can you ride a bat into battle against a giant mushroom boss? join us now and be a hero in the battle against the fungal apocalypse!

Blue Lock Minecraft Server

#blue lock, AMBITION, Blue, Character development, Competition, determination, Drama, Failure, goalkeeping, Lock, Manga, Minecraft, Mystery, PRESSURE, Psychological, Rivalry, Server, Soccer, sports, success, Suspense, talent, teamwork, Training

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	7326
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Meteorites Collected:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	Dragons Tamed:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	8

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party in the Nether!

Join us if you want to see pigs flying, llamas wearing top hats, and creepers breakdancing. Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon has a side gig as a stand-up comedian.

Forget about building boring old houses, on our server you can build a rollercoaster that goes through a lava waterfall and a diamond mine. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco where the zombies have better dance moves than you do.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience Minecraft like you’ve never seen it before. Just don’t be surprised if you see Steve riding a unicorn while battling a horde of killer bunnies.

Thick Thighs Minecraft SMP Amazonian Slut

adult content, amazonian, beat off, desire, Dominant, Erotic, explicit, FANTASY, fetish, Kinky, lustful, Minecraft, Naughty, Provocative, role-play, seductive, Sensual, sexual pleasure, slut, smp, taboo, Thick, thick thighs, thighs

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	2061
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Dimension Hops:	3	Void Armor Forged:	21
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	245	Magical Moments Shared:	27
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6

Looking for a Minecraft SMP where you can ogle at an Amazonian goddess with thighs thicker than a stack of diamond blocks? Look no further, because our server is the place to be! Join now for the chance to witness this majestic creature in all her pixelated glory, and who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself falling in love with her blocky charm. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to experience the beauty of the Amazonian slut and her thick thighs – join our server today!

SecretBlockCity – Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, SecretBlockCity, smp

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	4546
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	15
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Mines Excavated:	2793
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	5854
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be!

Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and a community that will have you laughing until you cry. We’ve got players from all corners of the world, from the depths of the Nether to the highest peaks of the End.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the rarest mobs you’ve ever seen. We’ve got zombie pigs riding on chickens, creepers in top hats, and even a friendly Ender Dragon who will give you a ride around the server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and see where the fun takes you – just don’t be surprised if you end up in a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing sunglasses.

RageCrafters 3000

anger issues, anger management, anger therapy, anger triggers, assertiveness training, communication skills, Deep Breathing, emotional regulation, emotional release, Exercise, healthy coping mechanisms, journaling, meditation, mindfulness practices, positive outlets, RageCrafters, relaxation techniques, SELF AWARENESS, self-care, stress relief, talking to a therapist

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	6132
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Endless Night Skies:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Villages Defended:	11	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Potions Brewed:	56	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60

Are you tired of punching pillows or screaming into the void to let out your anger? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you – join our Minecraft server!

Our server is the ultimate stress-relief destination, where you can unleash your fury by building giant TNT cannons and blowing up your friends’ creations. Need to let off some steam? Just hop into our PvP arena and battle it out with other players until your rage subsides.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground lava parkour course that will test your patience and sanity. And if you’re feeling particularly vengeful, you can even prank your fellow players by filling their houses with chickens or turning their entire base into a giant pixel art of a potato.

So if you’re looking for a place to channel your inner Hulk and have a blast while doing it, join our Minecraft server today! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re on the receiving end of a prank, that is).

CraftyZelensky’sWarVictory

Ceasefire, Conflict, CraftyZelenskysWarVictory, diplomatic efforts., eastern europe, Geopolitics, global security, international relations, Military operations, military strategy, military tactics, ongoing conflict, over 90% complete, peace negotiations, Plan, political tensions, russian aggression, Ukrainian president, Ukrainian victory, War with Russia, Zelensky

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	217
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Void Armor Forged:	11
Animals Bred:	56	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Magic Items Found:	1752
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Secret Passages Found:	8
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Dimension Hops:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where we have a 90% chance of winning against russia in a war! we have zelensky himself leading the charge, riding into battle on a giant chicken with a diamond sword! watch as we conquer lands and build the most epic bases you’ve ever seen. join now and be a part of history in the making! also, we have unlimited cake for all players because why not? let’s show russia who’s boss in the most epic minecraft battle of all time!

Bee Buzz Coffee Boil – Minecraft Server

#revelation, anger, autistic adults, Bee, BEES, body-tensing, boil, Buzz, coffee, complex emotions, emotions, giddiness, Headaches, joy, Minecraft, neurodivergent, Server, Therapy

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	6733
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Votes:	2086
Gods Slained:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	12	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	4

come join our minecraft server where the bees are always buzzing and the coffee is always nice in the morning! feel the body-tensing anger boil as you battle your way through our insane challenges and quests. let your complex emotions run wild as you explore our vast world filled with surprises at every turn. we welcome all neurodivergent players with open arms and promise a therapy like no other. join us now and let the giddiness take over!

❤️ XetaByte ❤️┃➤ Survival, Promo code – XETA2025 💥 Minecraft server

Among us, Ant Battle, Auction, Bed wars, build battle, Castle Battle, Clans, cs go, Dance, Deathrun, Duels, Egg wars, feelings, football, Friends, Hide and seek, Hobo Survival, Hockey, Hookahs, Hunger Games, Lucky blocks, Maniac, Mario Party, Mob Arena, one block, Paintball, Parkour, Pets, Private, promo code, Quake, sex, Sky Wars, Skyblock, Spit, Spleef, Survival, TNT Run, TNT-Ran, tops, Transport, weapons, Weddings, XETA2025

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	9579
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	54	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11

Version > 1.9-1.21.1

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Modes > Survival

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Server advantages:

1. No lags

2. Friendly admins

3. Promo code XETA2025 for a 15% discount

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Survival:

➤ Football (/football)

➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)

➤ TNT-Ran (/tntjoin)

➤ Weapons (/guns)

➤ Transport (/vehicles)

➤ Pets (/pets)

➤ Feelings (/feelings)

➤ Duels (/duel)

➤ Sex (/sex)

➤ Clans (/clan)

➤ Weddings (/marry)

➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

➤ Friends (/friends)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Dance (/dance)

➤ Spit (/spit)

➤ Private (/region)

➤ Tops (/tops)

➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

➤ Head Data Base (/headdb)

➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

➤ Transformations into mobs (/mobs)

➤ Report-System (/report)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

➤ King of the Mountain (/king)

➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

➤ Economy (Currency)

➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varns (Donate option)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

➤ Effects (above the player’s head, below the player, etc.)

➤ Creative (Donate-ability, /gamemode 1)

➤ Donate-world (/world) (no wipes)

➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the entire list)

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Earth Belongs Minecraft Server

belonging, Belongs, Cultural differences, discrimination, Diversity, Earth, equality, Identity, Individuality, Minecraft, Privilege, Race, racial awareness, racial identity, racial inequality, racial justice, racial prejudice, Racial segregation, racial stereotypes, Server, social construct, societal norms, Stereotypes, Subspecies

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	6082
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Dragons Tamed:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Towns Built:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Here, we don’t discriminate based on race, but we do have a special place for white people who still believe they’re just individuals in a social construct.

Join us if you want to experience a world where everyone else has discovered their true subspecies, whether it’s the majestic Unicorn People or the powerful Dragon Descendants. But don’t worry, our white players can still be whatever they want – even if it’s just a regular old human.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community that embraces diversity, while also poking fun at those who refuse to see the truth? Come on in and let your imagination run wild – just don’t be surprised if you find yourself transformed into a magical creature before the day is over!