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  • Last Month Minecraft Server

    Last Month Minecraft Server

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    🀣🀣🀣 So, get this, I was chilling in Taiwan last month, right? And I was like, “Wow, this place is lit!” And then it hit me – what if ALL of China was as awesome as Taiwan?! 😱 So I started crying tears of joy at the thought of a China filled with bubble tea and night markets everywhere. But then I remembered, hey, I can just join this epic Minecraft server and experience the China of my dreams! Join us for a wild ride filled with pandas riding minecarts and dragons breathing fire made of fried rice. Trust me, you won’t regret it! 🐼πŸ”₯🍚 #TaiwanIsLit #ChinaDreams #MinecraftMadness

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Cry Like A Bitch Minecraft Server

    Cry Like A Bitch Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers that make you yawn like a grandma at bingo night? Well, get ready to have your mind blown and your pants scared off on our server! We’ve got creepers that dance the Macarena, villagers that break out into spontaneous rap battles, and a secret underground dungeon where the chickens have formed a rebellion against the players.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so intense, it made one player cry like a bitch (their words, not ours). Join us if you dare, and prepare to laugh, scream, and maybe even pee your pants a little. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • I Got Employed Bros Minecraft SMP

    I Got Employed Bros Minecraft SMP

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    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where you can escape the woes of real life and join a community of fellow gamers who understand the struggle of adulting.

    Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and virtual escapism from the harsh realities of work and responsibilities. Build your dream world, ride virtual motorcycles without the fear of running out of money, and indulge in all the virtual drugs you desire without any consequences.

    Forget about frozen chicken and canned food, here you can feast on virtual lamb chops and live your best life. And who needs a girlfriend when you have a whole server of friends to play with?

    So come join us, because in our Minecraft SMP, the only work you’ll be doing is mining for diamonds and building your dream motorbike. Let’s escape reality together and have a blast in our virtual world. See you there!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Chad’s Epic Minecraft Server

    Chad’s Epic Minecraft Server

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    Are you tired of beta males and ugly women crying about feminism and traditional values on other servers? Well, on our server, Chad is the king! He does what he wants and goes along with it, all while the chadwomen cheer him on. Join us if you want to be part of a community where Chad reigns supreme and the beta males and ugly women are left in the dust. It’s a wild ride, but hey, at least Chad is having a blast!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Bully Sisters Minecraft SMP: Successfully Anycolor into Changing ANYMAGA

    Bully Sisters Minecraft SMP: Successfully Anycolor into Changing ANYMAGA

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where we embrace all colors of the rainbow, even if they’re not in the traditional Minecraft palette! We’ve got gaijins crying about burgers, Trump quotes flying around like confetti, and a whole lot of chaos waiting for you to join in on the fun. Who needs normalcy when you can have outrageousness? Come join us and see just how wild things can get in our crazy world of blocks and memes!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • MinedHype: The Server Where Your Diamonds Disappear and You Cry Yourself to Sleep Every Night

    MinedHype: The Server Where Your Diamonds Disappear and You Cry Yourself to Sleep Every Night

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    Server IP play.minedhype.com
    Website https://minedhype.com
    Location US WEST
    Java Version 1.21.1
    Bedrock Version 1.20.80 – 1.21.30

    Our online web map has returned! https://map.minedhype.com/

    Friendly long-term public survival server (No P2W) that has been around for over 5 years since we started our world in Minecraft 1.14, with over 16,300+ unique players ever joined, mostly vanilla, grief protection, no whitelist, no pay-2-win, & no economy plugin! Bedrock & Java Cross-Play! Long-term Overworld & Nether with claims enabled, both worlds will never be reset! No set world border or spawn, players are spread out all over the world randomly! Use /rtp to randomly teleport in range of 50k blocks from center spawn point & find a comfy location to set a /home! Grief is allowed if the area is NOT claimed! CoreProtect is also used to help protect the server. Public shopping district area where anyone can apply to have a shop, type /tpshop to teleport there!

    Connect to Server IP: play.minedhype.com (Default ports for both Bedrock(19132) & Java(25565))

    Server Info/Rules: https://minedhype.com/minecraft

    Map: https://map.minedhype.com/

    Discord: https://discord.gg/Sb4dkkT

    Shopping District: https://minedhype.com/shops

    Player Statistics: https://stats.minedhype.com

    Build Gallery: https://minedhype.com/builds

    FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

    Q: How do I join the server?

    A: You can connect to the server IP play.minedhype.com using either Bedrock or Java versions of Minecraft.

    Q: Is there a whitelist for the server?

    A: No, there’s no whitelist for the server. You can join directly and start playing.

    Q: Are there any pay-to-win elements in the server?

    A: No, the server is free of pay-to-win elements. It’s a fair and friendly environment for all players.

    Q: Can I claim land to protect my builds?

    A: Yes, you can claim land in both the Overworld and Nether to protect your builds. Claims won’t be reset.

    Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

    A: Griefing is allowed in areas that are not claimed. Make sure to protect your builds by claiming your land.

    Q: How can I set up a shop in the shopping district?

    A: You can apply to have a shop in the public shopping district. Use the command /tpshop to teleport there and apply for a shop.

New Minecraft Server
GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • CreeperCraft Minecraft Server

    CreeperCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, you want a minecraft server that is like, totally off the wall crazy? well, look no further, cuz this server is like, the wildest ride you’ll ever go on in your life! we’ve got pigs that can fly, cows that can dance, and creepers that tell knock-knock jokes.

    one time, a player built a giant statue of a potato that came to life and started singing show tunes. it was like, the most epic thing ever.

    and don’t even get me started on the treasure hunts we have every week. players have to solve riddles, battle monsters, and navigate deadly traps to find the hidden loot. it’s like, the hunger games, but with more diamonds.

    so come join us on this server, where the only rule is to have fun and let your imagination run wild. plus, we have free cookies at spawn. who could say no to that?

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • SadCraft SMP: Cry and Mine

    SadCraft SMP: Cry and Mine

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft SMP and let your sadness melt away like butter on a hot potato! Our server is filled with so much laughter and fun, you’ll forget why you were sad in the first place. Plus, rumor has it that our resident llama, Larry, tells the best jokes in all of Minecraft. So come join us and let Larry tickle your funny bone while you build, mine, and craft your way to happiness!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • TearjerkerTunes

    TearjerkerTunes

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that make you cry tears of boredom? Well, look no further because our server will have you crying tears of joy!

    Join our server and prepare to be blown away by the epic builds, insane PvP battles, and hilarious pranks that will have you crying tears of laughter.

    We guarantee that our server will have you hooked like a catchy song that you just can’t stop listening to, even if it makes you cry every time. So what are you waiting for? Join now and get ready for a rollercoaster of emotions that will leave you wanting more!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Luminary: Where Mods Make You Cry in PvP

    Luminary: Where Mods Make You Cry in PvP

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    Luminary Minecraft Server

    Luminary is a 1.20.1-1.20.4 medieval modded smp, where you have complete freedom in your choices. You can become a king, start a nation, and enjoy mod packs and plugins that add more excitement to vanilla Minecraft. Join Luminary as soon as it starts!

    Staff Applications are currently open. Builder Applications are also open.

    https://discord.gg/eUcHbFpfDw – Discord

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    What version of Minecraft does Luminary use? Luminary uses Minecraft version 1.20.1-1.20.4
    What is the theme of Luminary? Luminary has a medieval theme with modded SMP gameplay.
    Can I become a king on Luminary? Yes, you can become a king and start your own nation on the server.
    Are there mod packs and plugins on Luminary? Yes, there are mod packs and plugins that add more excitement to vanilla Minecraft.
    How can I apply to be a staff member? Staff Applications are currently open. You can apply through the designated application process.
    How can I apply to be a builder? Builder Applications are also open. You can apply through the designated application process.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP