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Cry Session Country Minecraft SMP

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	8935
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	44
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	20

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, do we have the perfect place for you! Join our wacky SMP where the only rule is to have a good time (and maybe not grief too much, but who’s counting?).

Picture this: every weekend, we host a wild party in Minecraft where everyone gets drunk in-game and chaos ensues. It’s like a virtual frat house, but with creepers and diamond swords instead of kegs and red cups. Trust us, you’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again.

So why wait? Join our server and let loose with a community of fellow Minecraft maniacs. Who knows, you might even discover a hidden talent for building epic structures while under the influence. Just remember to drink responsibly… or not, we’re not your mom.

CraftyGate – Minecraft Server

baldurs gate, class poll, companions poll, CraftyGate, FAQ, Female Tiefling, Karmic Dice, long rest, Minecraft, Minthara, Mods, Mountain Pass, Patch 5, Patch 6, Patch 7, PC Trailer, ps5 trailer, race poll, romance poll, Server, Tadpoles, Tav Edition, The Dark Urge, underdark, Wiki

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	9298
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Love Letters Sent:	12

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do I have a server for you! Join our server for a wild ride filled with female Tieflings, Tav Edition!

Watch our PC trailer where Tieflings roam free and cause chaos: [insert crazy link here]

But wait, there’s more! Check out our PS5 trailer where Tieflings take over the world: [insert even crazier link here]

Patch 7 is now live, where Tieflings get even more mischievous: [link to non-existent patch notes]

Patch 6 is also live, where Tieflings learn new tricks: [link to non-existent patch notes]

And don’t forget about Patch 5, where Tieflings… well, you get the idea: [link to non-existent patch notes]

Join our Wiki where you can learn all about the world of Tieflings: [link to non-existent wiki]

Want to mod your game? Check out our mods that will make your Tiefling experience even crazier: [link to non-existent mods]

Have burning questions about Tieflings? We’ve got answers:

– Q: How often should I long rest? A: Long rest often to see all the crazy companion interactions with Tieflings!

– Q: Can I recruit Minthara without going down the evil path? A: Knock her out in Act 1 and miss out on the sex scene, but still get the romance!

– Q: Underdark or Mountain Pass? A: Both! Explore both for maximum Tiefling fun!

– Q: Is The Dark Urge essentially “Tav+”? A: Yes, get even more content with Tieflings, but watch out for losing companions!

– Q: Are there any consequences to consuming tadpoles? A: Nope, just watch out for that DC21 Wisdom check!

– Q: Should I enable Karmic Dice? A: Only if you want to avoid extreme rolls, otherwise, go wild with your Tiefling adventures!

Take our polls to decide the fate of Tieflings on our server:

– Romance: [link to ridiculous poll] – Race: [link to even more ridiculous poll] – Class: [link to insanely ridiculous poll] – Companions: [link to absurdly ridiculous poll]

Join our server now for a pasta-filled, Tiefling extravaganza! Previous players can attest to the craziness that awaits you: [link to non-existent thread]

Kouki’s Minecraft SMP Adventures

#Automotive, Adventures, aftermarket modifications, car culture, Car Enthusiast, car parts, custom cars, Drifting, Honda, Import cars, jdm, kouki, Koukis, Minecraft, Mitsubishi, modified cars, nissan, performance upgrades, Racing, smp, subaru, Toyota, Tuner culture, turbocharged

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	5692
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want non-stop chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to witness the epic battle between the Chicken King and the Potato Queen for control over the server’s food supply. Will the chickens lay enough eggs to overthrow the potatoes? Only time will tell!

But that’s not all, folks! We also have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server and turn it into a llama paradise. Will you join their cause or fight against the fluffy uprising?

And let’s not forget about the legendary quest for the Golden Kouki, a rare and powerful item that will grant its wielder unlimited power and a lifetime supply of cookies. Will you be the one to find it and become the ultimate ruler of the server?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare yourself for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. Remember, on our server, anything is possible – especially when it comes to the almighty Kouki!

Gross Negligence Minecraft Server

death, Deceit, Deception, Desperation, establishment, family, Fault, gross, gross negligence, Inheritance, insurance fraud, lawsuit, Manipulation, Minecraft, MONEY, negligence, Payout, Plan, scheme, Server, strategy, Tragedy, Value, wrongful death

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	8945
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Falling into the Void:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	27	Void Gems Collected:	19
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even in death you can leave your family with a fat stack of diamonds! Join us and embark on a wild adventure to make an establishment look at fault for your demise. Whether you fall into a pit of lava or get blown up by a creeper, rest assured your family will be rolling in virtual riches thanks to our outrageous wrongful death suits! So come on, join us and let’s make some establishments pay for your untimely demise in the most hilarious ways possible!

This Is Nuts Minecraft SMP

long tail tags, Minecraft, nuts, smp, this is nuts

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	5419
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	21	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Buildings Constructed:	7
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Villages Defended:	13
Underground Cities Explored:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to witness pigs flying, creepers doing the moonwalk, and villagers breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow. Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon has taken up tap dancing as a hobby.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, and he’s been known to challenge players to dance battles for enchanted diamonds. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by the elusive Mojang developers.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle while wearing a chicken suit and wielding a carrot sword? Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life – join us now and prepare for a journey filled with laughter, absurdity, and maybe even a little bit of magic.

✅✅SKYBARS❤️SURVIVAL❤️MINI-GAMES✅✅✅ Minecraft server

2b2t, Among us, Amongus, Anarchy, Ant Battle, battle arena, beach holidays, Bed wars, Bedwars, brawl stars, build battle, Casino, Castle Battle, Clan Wars, club, cs go, Deathrun, Egg wars, Fishing, Griefersky, Hide and seek, Hobo Survival, Hunger Games, Lucky blocks, Magic, Maniac, Mario Party, Mini Games, Mob Arena, Murdermystery, one block, Paintball, Parkour, pumping mobs, Quake, Sky Wars, SKYBARS, Skyblock, Skypvp, Skywars, Spleef, Survival, the hunger games, TNT Run, top best clans, trampolines, Weddings, work

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	853
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Potions Brewed:	67
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	220	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1

✨ SkyBars Minecraft server – from version 1.8 to the latest ✨

✅ — Get a free donation using the /free command

✅ — Popular modes: BedWars, SkyPvP, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, Griefersky, MurderMystery, AmongUS, Brawl Stars, 2b2t, Anarchy, Survival and Bum Survival

✅ — Clan wars, battle arena and top best clans

✅ — Statistics for the most successful players

✅ — Entertainment for every taste: parkour, trampolines, club, casino, pumping mobs, fishing, beach holidays, magic, work, weddings, shop, things of God and anti-cheat

✅ — Unique plugins developed by our programmers

✅ — Rare wipes and a world of donors without wipes

✅ — Secret Easter eggs, hidden gifts and secret places

✅ — Popular YouTubers often film on the server

⚡ Website: https://skybars.me

⚡ VKontakte: https://skybars.me/vk

⚡ Discord: https://skybars.me/discord

❤️ SkyBars is a cozy server with an experienced administration that ensures a comfortable game without lags. Beautiful buildings, unique plugins and a lot of entertainment await you. We have been working for more than 5 years and continue to delight players with high-quality gameplay!

MCRA1.SKYBARS.ME

””Zoomer City Minecraft Server””

/pol/ tard, buzz words, Chud, city, election tourist, go back, incel, irony, Minecraft, nazi, newfag, normal, nu/a/, reddit, Server, tiktok, Tourist, twitter, underage, Zoomer

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	2629
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Dragons Tamed:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Astral Projections Made:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Emeralds Found:	6603
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

Are you tired of being called a zoomer, newfag, or even worse, a tourist on other Minecraft servers? Well, fear not, because on our server, we welcome all kinds of players, even the most outrageous ones!

Are you an election tourist looking for a place to escape the chaos of politics? Join us and build your own virtual utopia where the only election happening is for the best build of the week!

Are you a /pol/tard, chud, or even a nazi looking for a safe space to express your controversial views? Look no further, because on our server, we have a designated area called “The Edge” where you can spout your nonsense without fear of being banned (unless you start griefing, then we’ll have to ban you).

Are you an incel tired of being rejected in the real world? Join our server and build the ultimate fortress to protect yourself from the imaginary hordes of women trying to steal your precious diamonds!

Are you a fan of irony, buzz words, or just looking for a normal place to hang out? Our server has it all, from ironic builds to buzzword bingo events, you’ll never be bored on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Leave TikTok, Reddit, and Twitter behind and join our insane Minecraft server where anything goes (except griefing, seriously, don’t do that).

> Retards Really Selling Before Trump Takes Minecraft SMP

economic indicators, Economy, financial news, Financial Planning, fiscal policy, Government, INAUGURATION, Investments, market trends, Minecraft, money management, Normalfags, office, Politics, retards, retirement savings, SELLING, smp, stock market, TAKES, tax returns, trump, wealth building

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	9608
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	142	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Votes:	1702	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Buildings Constructed:	21	Dragonkin Hatched:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring, normal Minecraft servers? Do you want to join a server where the players are so ahead of the game that they’re already selling their virtual items before Trump even takes office? Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the economy is as unpredictable as a llama on a trampoline!

Our server is filled with crazy characters who are always up to some shenanigans. Rumor has it that one player built a roller coaster that goes straight to the moon, while another player has a secret underground base filled with nothing but pink sheep. Who knows what kind of madness you’ll encounter when you join us!

But the real reason you should join our Minecraft SMP is because our players are so dedicated that they’re already planning their in-game financial strategies based on when the normalfags get their tax returns. That’s right, we take Minecraft economics to a whole new level!

So come join us and see what kind of insanity awaits you on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared for anything, because on our server, anything can happen!

No Racism Minecraft Server

activism, anti-racism, Black Lives Matter, black people, civil rights, discrimination, Diversity, equality, HUMAN RIGHTS, Minecraft, minority rights, prejudice, racial bias, racial discrimination, Racial equality, racial injustice, racial profiling, racial sensitivity, racism, Server, social justice, systemic racism

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	3302
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Ores Mined:	4540
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Emeralds Found:	7980	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	2

Are you tired of all the discrimination against black sheep in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, we embrace diversity and celebrate all colors of wool! Join us and help us put an end to the woolly racism that has plagued the Minecraft community for far too long. Plus, rumor has it that our black sheep drop extra rare loot when sheared – so come on over and start shearing for some epic rewards! Let’s make Minecraft a more inclusive and colorful place for all players, one sheep at a time.

Dark Intellectual Minecraft SMP

atmosphere, Character development, cinematic universe, creative vision, Dark, dark intellectual, Darth Maul, death, Director, filmmaking, films, iconic, intellectual, Legacy, lightsaber, lucas, Minecraft, ridley scott, Sith, smp, Star Wars, storytelling, The Phantom Menace, Villain

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	7470
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Runes Activated:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Love Letters Sent:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft SMPs where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for all the crazy antics and wild adventures you could ever imagine!

Join us for a chance to battle it out with Darth Maul himself, who has somehow found his way into our Minecraft world and is wreaking havoc on all the players. Will you be able to defeat him and claim his double-bladed lightsaber for yourself?

But that’s not all – rumor has it that George Lucas and Ridley Scott are also roaming around the server, creating epic storylines and mind-bending plot twists for all the players to enjoy. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans they’ll come up with next?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before, come join us for a truly out-of-this-world adventure. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in our wacky and wild server!

Med or Arab Minecraft Server

Appearance, arab, Arab descent, Brazilian, Diversity, ethnic features, ethnicity, Ghoul, Ginger, Identity, Israeli culture, Israelis, Italian, Med, Mediterranean, Mediterranean descent, middle eastern, Minecraft, mixed heritage, multicultural, racial ambiguity, Server, Stereotypes

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	4805
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14	Villages Defended:	13

Are you tired of trying to figure out if someone is Israeli, Arab, Italian, or a Brazi übermutt? Look no further than our wacky Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride where players morph into different nationalities every time they respawn. One minute you could be a pale ginger ghoul, the next you could be mistaken for a Brazilian beach bum. Who knows what crazy adventure awaits you on our server! Join now for a truly unique and hilarious gaming experience.