New Minecraft Servers 2025

Crutch Minecraft Servers

Crutch Minecraft Servers

  • newfrog

    newfrog
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    Players: 90/800 Votes: 5423
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2 Chimeras Created: 4
    Buildings Constructed: 25 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 3 Unseen Monsters Slain: 1
    Legendary Items Repaired: 6 Mineshafts Explored: 2
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 25 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 6 Battle Standards Raised: 14
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Pure 24/7 Anarchy, 2b2t clone with no crutch mechanics, lax but strong anticheat, and low lag. The server has been running since mid to late May and has had many players. Make history today!

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    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ChadCraft: The Quest for Ultimate Chadness

    ChadCraft: The Quest for Ultimate Chadness
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    Players: 96/200 Votes: 7289
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Curse of Binding Applied: 3 Titanic Battles Fought: 21
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Cursed Amulets Found: 5
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Celestial Gardens Planted: 3
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 8 Divine Relics Bestowed: 10
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 4 Living Shadows Defeated: 3
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Phoenix Feathers Found: 6
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 2 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being a Minecraft noob? Do you want to become the ultimate Chad of the blocky world? Look no further, because our server is the place where Chads are born!

    Join us and embark on a quest to prove your Chadness by defeating hordes of evil mobs with nothing but a carrot and a leather helmet. Only the true Chads will survive and emerge victorious, riding into the sunset on a majestic pink llama.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chad Cave, where the walls are made of diamond blocks and the floor is paved with emeralds. Only the most Chad-like players can enter this sacred space and claim the treasures within.

    So if you’re ready to take your Minecraft game to the next level and become a certified Chad, join our server today! Just remember, with great Chadness comes great responsibility.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Blocky Booty Bounce

    Blocky Booty Bounce
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    Players: 105/400 Votes: 7322
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 36 Herobrine Sightings: 8
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 4 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 49
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 6 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
    Soul Contracts Signed: 3 Shadow Figures Spotted: 2
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 6 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 17 Alien Abductions: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the wildest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a hidden chest filled with diamonds, but little did they know it was cursed! Suddenly, they were all transformed into chickens and had to navigate the server pecking their way to victory. Only the bravest and most skilled players were able to break the curse and return to their human form.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon’s cousin, the Ender Chicken. Rumor has it that defeating this feathery beast will grant you unlimited chicken nuggets for life. And let’s not forget about our exclusive “Disco Sheep” party nights, where you can dance the night away with your woolly friends to the latest hits.

    So come on, don’t be a chicken! Join our server and experience the craziest and most unpredictable adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Just remember, on this server, anything can happen – and usually does!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CheeseCraft: Where Horse Girls and Penis Cheese Cleaners Unite!

    CheeseCraft: Where Horse Girls and Penis Cheese Cleaners Unite!
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    Players: 101/200 Votes: 6682
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 15
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Sentient Weapons Trained: 7
    Endless Night Skies: 4 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 1 Legendary Heroes Trained: 4
    Dark Rituals Completed: 3 Underground Cities Explored: 5
    Astral Mages Summoned: 1 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
    Heroic Legacies Created: 3 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do I have the server for you! Imagine a place where post women who love horses come together to bathe horse cocks for a living. Yes, you heard that right – washing horse dick smegma is a real job on this server! And let me tell you, these gals take their job very seriously. So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, come join us and see how you feel about gals who clean peen smeg! Trust me, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyTrolls R Us

    CraftyTrolls R Us
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    Players: 102/900 Votes: 740
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cursed Amulets Found: 3 Endless Mazes Conquered: 3
    Soul Contracts Signed: 3 Meteorites Collected: 2
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 4 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 17 Underground Cities Explored: 1
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 5
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 13 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to Günoo, the most epic Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story…

    Once upon a time, a player joined Günoo and found themselves in a world filled with dancing llamas, flying pigs, and talking creepers. They embarked on a quest to find the legendary diamond pickaxe of destiny, only to discover that it was guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes!

    But fear not, brave adventurer, for on Günoo you can team up with other players to defeat the chicken and claim the pickaxe for yourself. And that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with your new llama friends.

    So what are you waiting for? Join Günoo today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Block and Roll: The Minecraft Server for When You’re Feeling Frisky

    Block and Roll: The Minecraft Server for When You’re Feeling Frisky
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    Players: 91/700 Votes: 1398
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Towns Built: 6 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6 Divine Relics Bestowed: 9
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1
    Herobrine Sightings: 1 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 11
    Votes: 8725 Powerful Allies Recruited: 8
    Emeralds Found: 9637 Magic Wands Crafted: 7
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 17 Gods Slained: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing the same old boring Minecraft servers? Do you crave a server that will satisfy your insatiable thirst for adventure and excitement? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you!

    Join us if you’re feeling like you’re in that weird in-between stage of horniness where regular games just won’t cut it, but you’re not quite ready for the wild world of h-games. Our server offers a unique blend of excitement, danger, and just a touch of inappropriate humor to keep you on your toes.

    Embark on epic quests, battle fierce monsters, and uncover hidden treasures in a world unlike any other. But be warned, things can get a little…weird. From exploding chickens to dancing creepers, you never know what kind of craziness you’ll encounter on our server.

    So why wait? Join us today and experience the wildest, wackiest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Crafty Caveman’s Crazy World: Surviving Society’s Struggles

    Crafty Caveman’s Crazy World: Surviving Society’s Struggles
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    Players: 110/1000 Votes: 770
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 12 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 8
    Soul Contracts Signed: 4 Backwards Speech Heard: 1
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 192 Mimic Chests Discovered: 2
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 5 Dark Rituals Completed: 10
    Infinity Stones Found: 2 Phantom Ships Sailed: 3
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of adulting and dealing with the real world? Escape to our Minecraft server where you can live out your wildest blocky fantasies! Join us and become the ruler of your own pixelated kingdom, where the only responsibility you have is to mine, build, and survive.

    On our server, you can ride pigs into battle, tame dragons as your loyal steeds, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Who knew virtual reality could be so epic?

    So say goodbye to the mundane and hello to the blocky bliss of our Minecraft server. Because let’s face it, who needs to adult when you can be a blocky badass instead?

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Blocky Baggage – LOL Minecraft Madness #5154

    Blocky Baggage – LOL Minecraft Madness #5154
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    Players: 106/600 Votes: 7461
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 19 Undead Armies Raised: 3
    Void Armor Forged: 21 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2
    Ether Blades Crafted: 13 Celestial Events Witnessed: 1
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
    Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Astral Staffs Crafted: 6
    Wyrmholes Dug: 6 Mythical Relics Collected: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old content? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, chaos, and endless possibilities.

    Picture this: you spawn in and suddenly find yourself in the middle of a grand assault against Gregorius, an indoors torment with heavy armor. But don’t worry, you’ve got this! Team up with your friends and take down the mighty foe to claim your victory.

    And that’s not all! How about a hot spring party with Shigure, Cherino, Chinatsu, and Nodoka? Jump into the relaxing waters and unwind after a long day of battling monsters and exploring the vast world of our server.

    But wait, there’s more! Join the General Student Council and help balance Schale’s books in a thrilling event that will test your skills and teamwork. And don’t forget about the Joint Firing Drill, where you’ll defend against incoming attacks and prove your worth as a warrior.

    With 2x Normals, Commissions, and Hards, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventure of your life!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Crafty Zzzs – Where the Creepers Nap

    Crafty Zzzs – Where the Creepers Nap
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    Players: 90/700 Votes: 4585
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 7 Cursed Statues Activated: 3
    Wailing Winds Heard: 2 Cursed Villages Purged: 3
    Orbs of Power Found: 10 Buildings Constructed: 31
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 6 Gods Slained: 0
    Haunted Chests Opened: 2 Legendary Items Repaired: 2
    Invisible Walls Found: 2 Immortal Potions Brewed: 11
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Haunted Mines Explored: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

    Join us for epic adventures where you can ride pigs into battle, build a castle made entirely of cake, and even have dance parties with creepers! Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to mess with us.

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco club where you can show off your best dance moves while wearing a diamond helmet. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots somewhere in the world – if you can find it, you’ll be the envy of all your friends!

    So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to boring servers and come join us for the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a chicken, in which case you might want to steer clear of our server. Those chickens have some serious beef with us, but that’s a story for another day. See you in the game, and remember: keep it lolzy, my friends!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SoullessCraft: Because Who Needs Souls When You Have Blocks?

    SoullessCraft: Because Who Needs Souls When You Have Blocks?
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    Players: 97/600 Votes: 505
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 4 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Invisible Walls Found: 4 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1
    Battle Standards Raised: 14 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0
    Villages Defended: 10 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2 Crystal Wands Charged: 16
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 3 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Lost Souls Rescued: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring, soulless Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a lullaby? Well, look no further because our server is the cure for your insomnia! Join us and experience the thrill of mining diamonds while riding a roller coaster made entirely out of TNT.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of dancing llamas who will teach you the art of llama ballet. And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to fly like a majestic unicorn.

    So why waste your time on those other servers when you can join us and embark on the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life? Don’t be a square, come join the fun!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Blocky Broads & Bros

    Blocky Broads & Bros
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    Players: 101/600 Votes: 443
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Living Shadows Defeated: 5 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 32
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Runes Activated: 1
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 9 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 6
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 5 Wilderness Tamed: 14
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 15 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Emeralds Found: 4946

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server where boys make the best girls! Why settle for regular old female avatars when you can have the sassiest, most fabulous boys strutting their stuff in pixelated dresses and heels? Our server is the only place where you can find a squad of guys rocking the latest fashion trends and slaying the game like never before.

    Join us for epic fashion shows, where our male players compete to see who can pull off the fiercest looks. From sparkly tiaras to glittery gowns, our boys are serving looks that will leave you gagging. Plus, our community is full of hilarious banter and non-stop laughter, making every gaming session a total blast.

    So why wait? Come join our Minecraft server where boys make the best girls and get ready to slay the virtual runway like never before. Trust us, you won’t find a more fabulous and fun server anywhere else!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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