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Minecraft SMP – Vtuber Slutposting Society

Anon, chuuba, Corpo, Cum, Edition, erp, FANTASY, Fun, general, indie, lamy, lewd, Minecraft, NSFW, Oshi, roulette, Slutposting, smp, society, Thread, vtsg, Vtuber, Worship

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	2413
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Void Gems Collected:	36	Emeralds Found:	7199
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22

Come join our Minecraft SMP server for a wild and lewd time! We’ve got all your favorite vtubers, both corpo and indie, ready to ERP with you and fulfill all your wildest fantasies. Worshipping your oshi in the thread is just the beginning – join us for some NSFW fun and let your imagination run wild. And if you’re feeling lucky, try our Oshi purity roulette for a chance to win some outrageous prizes! Don’t miss out on the insanity – cum to Lamy (again) Edition!

SibSnap Minecraft Server

blended family, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, disagreement, emotional response, Expectations, family, family dynamics, individual autonomy., Minecraft, personal space, pre wedding, relationships, Server, sibling photoshoot, SibSnap, step-parenting, step-sibling, teenage perspective, Wedding, wedding planning

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	1348
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	49
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	91
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands your struggles with unexpected family dynamics? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of sibling drama and forced bonding sessions!

Imagine being forced to take pre-wedding sibling photos with a random kid you barely know. Sound familiar? Well, on our server, we take that awkward situation and turn it into a hilarious adventure!

Don’t worry about fake enthusiasm or babysitting duties, because on our server, you can just focus on building epic structures and exploring the virtual world. Plus, if you need a break from family drama, just hop on and escape to a world where you can be yourself without any pressure to bond with random siblings.

So, if you’re ready for a laugh-out-loud experience and a break from real-life obligations, join our server now! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual sibling who actually shares your love for Minecraft!

DadCraft: Pay for My College & Apartment

abandonment, aita, apartment, biological dad, child support, college, DadCraft, estrangement, family, father duties, Fatherhood, financial support, forgiveness, half-sister, MONEY, Parent, parental obligations, Pay, personal boundaries, reconciliation, relationship, RESPONSIBILITY

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	6326
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	67	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	25
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0

Are you tired of boring family drama and looking for some wild adventures? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a chance to build relationships with your virtual family members and demand college tuition from your in-game dad! Who needs child support when you can have diamond support in the world of Minecraft? Explore new worlds, meet new siblings, and create your own crazy stories on our server. So come on, join us and let’s mine, build, and LOL together!

HurtfulHearingMinecraftSMP

bullying, cruel comments, cruel words, cutting remarks, damaging words, deep wounds, emotional distress, emotional pain, emotional scars, emotional trauma, harsh criticism, heartless remarks, hurtful words, HurtfulHearingMinecraftSMP, insults, lasting impact., painful experiences, painful memories, traumatic experiences, unkind words, verbal abuse

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	1730
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Falling into the Void:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	179	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is where the real chaos happens! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being pranked by invisible creepers, getting your diamonds stolen by mischievous villagers, and having your entire base turned into a giant potato by our resident prankster, Steve the Sheep.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by General Cluckington. These feathered fiends will stop at nothing to take over the server and turn it into a poultry paradise. Will you join forces with them or stand against their beaked tyranny?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and make you question your sanity, then come join us! Just be prepared for the most hurtful thing you’ve ever heard to be the sound of a thousand chickens clucking in unison as they march towards your base.

ShortyCraft: Level Up Your Charm

advice, APPEAL, attractiveness, Body language, Charm, Communication, Confidence, dating tips, fashion, Grooming, height, humor, intelligence, Kindness, LEVEL, Personality, relationships, Respect, self esteem, self improvement, short guys, ShortyCraft

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	9878
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Chimeras Created:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Star Shards Collected:	113
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	2

Are you tired of feeling like a short stack in a world of tall drinks of water? Well, have we got the Minecraft server for you! Join our server and instantly become the tallest player in the game – no more feeling vertically challenged here!

But wait, there’s more! On our server, short guys are considered the most attractive players around. Why? Because our custom plugin gives them superhuman strength and agility, making them the ultimate warriors in battle. Who needs height when you can crush your enemies with one swift blow?

Plus, rumor has it that on our server, short guys have a special charm that makes all the ladies swoon. Forget about being overlooked in real life – on our server, you’ll be the heartthrob of every pixelated princess in sight.

So come join us on our server and experience a world where being short is not only accepted, but celebrated. Who knew that being vertically challenged could be so much fun?

EU BattleCraft Minecraft Server

BattleCraft, Conflict, Defense Commissioner, EU, European Commission, European Council, european defense, European Defense Policy, european integration, european parliament, european politics, european security, european union, European Union-Russia Relations, foreign policy, Geopolitics, international relations, Military, Minecraft, nato, russia, SECURITY, Server

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	6687
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Chimeras Created:	1	Holy Grails Found:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Divine Spears Created:	25
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	85	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Endless Night Skies:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in minecraft, when suddenly, RUSSIA ATTACKS. that’s right, the next defense commissioner is like, “EU must be able to fight russia,” and you’re like, “well, guess i better join this minecraft server to train for battle.”

on this server, you’ll learn all the skills you need to take down the russians, like building epic fortresses, mastering redstone contraptions, and taming wild wolves to fight by your side. plus, there’s a secret underground bunker where you can plot your strategy and stockpile weapons.

but that’s not all – rumor has it that the server is actually run by a team of super intelligent dolphins who are planning to launch a surprise attack on russia using an army of turtles armed with TNT. so if you want to be part of the most epic battle in minecraft history, join this server now.

remember, the fate of the EU is in your hands – are you ready to fight?

HamasGoneWild

airstrike, Assassination, Conflict, gaza, Hamas, HamasGoneWild, idf, intelligence, Israel, Killed, Leaders, MIDDLE EAST, militants, Military, Operation, Palestinian, resistance, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Targeted, Terrorism

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	2688
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Dragons Tamed:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1

Yo, yo, yo! Come join our epic Minecraft server where we slay creepers like three Hamas leaders killed months ago by the IDF! Our PvP battles are so intense, you’ll feel like a real warrior taking down enemies left and right. Plus, our custom plugins will blow your mind and make you question reality. So why wait? Join now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Cardio Craftin’ Fun Land

active lifestyle, Cardio, cardiovascular events, cardiovascular health, CRAFTIN, daily movement, deleterious associations, european journal, exercise benefits., exercise habits, Fun, health risks, heart disease prevention, heart health, heart health tips, incidental activity, Land, major adverse events, offsetting sedentary behavior, physical activity, preventing heart disease, preventive cardiology, sedentary behaviour, staying active

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	2633
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	21
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Animals Bred:	131
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Emeralds Found:	6143
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22
Astral Amulets Crafted:	15	Alien Abductions:	5

lol u ever been playin minecraft and suddenly ur heart stops beatin cuz u been sittin too long? well not on this server! we got so much action-packed fun u won’t even remember what sedentary behaviour means. join us for a heart-pumpin adventure that will have u forgettin all about them major adverse cardiovascular events. come on, what are u waitin for? let’s get movin and craftin!

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

1930s, Appearance, average 20 year old, classic, clothing, comparison, culture, era, fashion, generation, History, Male, man, Minecraft, Nostalgia, PALS, past trends, PIXEL, Portrait, Retro, Server, Style, trend, vintage, young adult

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	7277
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Zombie Dances:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	332	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	59
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7

Are you tired of looking like a boring old 20-year-old man from the 1930s? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can customize your character to look like a funky fresh disco dancer from the future! Join us for a chance to strut your stuff in pixelated bell bottoms and neon afros. Who needs historical accuracy when you can have outrageous fashion choices? Join now and let your inner fashionista shine!

Lovely /pw/ Minecraft SMP, as simple as that

communication in relationships, long-distance relationship, love, love and acceptance., love and commitment, love and forgiveness, Love and happiness, love and patience, love and support, love and trust, Love And Understanding, love language, love quotes, love songs, Lovely, Minecraft, pw, relationship advice, romantic gestures, Simple, smp, unconditional love

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	4033
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Alien Abductions:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a secret love potion that makes everyone fall head over heels for each other! Who needs diamonds when you have love, amirite?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a rare breed of flying pigs that drop enchanted golden carrots when you feed them bacon. And rumor has it that if you find the legendary pink sheep, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community of players who are literally obsessed with /pw/? Trust us, it’s a whole new level of Minecraft madness that you won’t find anywhere else. So come join us and prepare to laugh, cry, and maybe even fall in love with a blocky pig.