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crushing things Minecraft Servers

  • EmoMovieFeels Minecraft Server

    EmoMovieFeels Minecraft Server
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    Players: 101/400 Votes: 3120
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Astral Mages Summoned: 2 Soul Contracts Signed: 4
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 11 Herobrine Sightings: 2
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5
    Animals Bred: 196 Chimeras Created: 1
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 6 Infinity Stones Found: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of pretending to be a tough cookie while watching tear-jerker movies with your friends? Well, fear no more, because on our Minecraft server, we have a designated “Cry Corner” where you can let it all out without judgment! Join us and release those pent-up emotions while building your dream world with fellow emotional wreck players. Who knew virtual blocks could be so therapeutic? Let the tears flow and the creativity soar on our one-of-a-kind server!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Taste Testers United

    Taste Testers United
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    Players: 105/100 Votes: 5994
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Meteorite Armor Created: 22
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 4 Divine Relics Bestowed: 15
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 24
    Royal Courts Attended: 0 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 17 Magical Ponies Rescued: 4
    Pirate Ships Captured: 1 Teleportation Mishaps: 2
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 20 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that serve up the same old bland gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a buffet of crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans!

    Join us and you’ll have the chance to eat the weirdest virtual foods you can imagine, from pixelated pickles to blocky bacon. And don’t worry, they taste just as weird as they look!

    But that’s not all – our server is home to a legendary chef who once cooked up a dish so bizarre that players who ate it started speaking in backwards language for a week! Trust us, you won’t find that kind of culinary chaos anywhere else.

    So come on down to our server and get ready to feast on the unexpected. Who knows, you might just discover a new favorite food that you never knew existed in the world of Minecraft!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Handless Reminders MC

    Handless Reminders MC
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    Players: 102/700 Votes: 7545
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Royal Courts Attended: 3
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2 Potions Brewed: 75
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4 Infinity Stones Found: 3
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 1 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Mimic Chests Discovered: 2
    Haunted Chests Opened: 1 Farms Harvested: 297
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 11

    New Minecraft Servers

    join our epic minecraft server and you will never have to write reminders on your hand again! our server is so lit, you will be too busy building epic castles and battling dragons to even remember what day it is! forget about boring old cell phones, come join us and experience a whole new level of reminder efficiency! plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you will gain superpowers and be able to fly like a majestic unicorn! so what are you waiting for? join now and let the adventures begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyChicks Minecraft Server

    CraftyChicks Minecraft Server
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    Players: 106/900 Votes: 4319
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Reality Warps Survived: 1
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 2 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 17 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 160
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
    Dark Rituals Completed: 3 Divine Relics Bestowed: 9
    Star Shards Collected: 236 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 32

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most testosterone-fueled Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! We don’t mess around with those pesky females here – they’re basically the niggers of the gender, so we say screw ’em all! Only real men allowed, no cuntoids or troon degenerates in sight.

    Join us for epic discussions on manly topics like gaming, weight lifting, fighter jets, sports, music, films, politics, and whatever else you can think of (as long as it’s not degenerate, of course). Need a place to vent about your hatred for women? Look no further, this is the place for you!

    Still not convinced? Here are some FAQs to help you understand why this server is the ultimate man cave:

    – What is this server all about? It’s a place for men to chat about their lives and bond over their shared disdain for the opposite sex. Only men can be robots here, sorry ladies!

    – Why aren’t you on Wizchan? Because this is our turf, not yours. Plus, we don’t want to deal with your terminally online dyke mod team.

    – I’m a femoid, can I join? Nope, this server is strictly for the bros. Females need not apply.

    – I’m a tranny, can I join? Absolutely not. Go find a different server to haunt, we don’t want your kind here.

    – What does “nona” mean? Just some dumb term that the cuntoids made up to try and fit in where they clearly don’t belong.

    So, if you’re ready to embrace your inner manliness and leave all that female nonsense behind, come join us on this epic Minecraft server. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a woman or a degenerate, in which case, you probably will). Let’s build, mine, and conquer – like real men do!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • AnonCraft Minecraft Server

    AnonCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 99/600 Votes: 5199
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Farms Harvested: 435
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Runes Activated: 6
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1 Alien Abductions: 0
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1 Mysterious Portals Opened: 13
    Divine Scrolls Written: 9 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
    Cursed Amulets Found: 3 Crystal Caves Mapped: 6
    Wailing Winds Heard: 3 Legendary Heroes Trained: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether!

    Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens, where the winner gets a diamond-studded chicken nugget as a prize!

    Explore our custom-built dungeons filled with treasure and traps, but beware of the evil llama overlords who guard the loot with their deadly spit attacks!

    And if you’re feeling brave, take a trip to our secret underwater city where you can ride dolphins and battle mermaids for enchanted tridents. Just watch out for the kraken that lurks in the depths, waiting to drag unsuspecting players to their watery doom!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get turned into a block of cheese by our mischievous cheese wizard, but that’s just part of the fun)!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ExitRageCraft

    ExitRageCraft
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    Players: 101/900 Votes: 9132
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 0 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Magical Familiars Summoned: 5
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 11 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5
    Potions Brewed: 103 Ores Mined: 1464
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 1 Paranormal Events Investigated: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the real world drama and immerse yourself in a world of blocky fun! Join us and leave behind the days of grocery store confrontations and baby ogling.

    On our server, you can build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and even ride on flying pigs (yes, we have those in our world)! Don’t worry about getting stuck in tight spaces like in the grocery store, because our world is vast and full of adventure.

    So why join our server? Well, where else can you find a community of players who understand the struggle of dealing with oblivious baby-ogling couples? Plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden golden llama, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

    Say goodbye to your bad day and hello to a world of endless possibilities on our server. Join now and let the fun begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BorderPatrolCraft

    BorderPatrolCraft
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    Players: 99/100 Votes: 6119
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 2 Hidden Passages Discovered: 6
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 7 Animals Bred: 65
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4 Demon Skulls Collected: 43
    Ether Blades Crafted: 7 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 15
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Cursed Taverns Survived: 4
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Curse of Binding Applied: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    lol imagine if u were just tryna build ur lil dirt house in minecraft and then BAM u hear warning shots being fired cuz sum n.korean soldiers decided to pop over the border for a quick visit. like bro, we got creepers to worry about, we don’t need this drama in our virtual world too. come join our server where the only shots being fired are from your bow and arrow at those pesky skeletons. ain’t nobody got time for real life border disputes when u can be building ur dream castle in minecraft. let’s keep the peace and just game on, fam.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • PausePlayCraft

    PausePlayCraft
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    Players: 91/600 Votes: 4854
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2 Unseen Monsters Slain: 7
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 2 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5
    Cursed Statues Activated: 1 Endless Legions Commanded: 47
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Potions Brewed: 179
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    yo yo yo come join our minecraft server where the pause button is king. it will pause and unpause like a boss. play button? pshhh it only plays. you wanna be on the winning team, right? then join us and experience the power of the pause button. we got crazy builds, epic battles, and a community that will make you laugh till you cry. come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let’s show the world that pausing is where it’s at. #pausebutton4life #minecraftmadness

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • AgeCraft: Mindful Adventures

    AgeCraft: Mindful Adventures
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    Players: 95/800 Votes: 611
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 7 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
    Dragon Eggs Found: 953 Backwards Speech Heard: 2
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 18 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6 Legendary Items Repaired: 6
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 5 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2
    Living Shadows Defeated: 2 Love Letters Sent: 14

    New Minecraft Servers

    so like, u know how u get older and stuff and u start to like, explore things differently? well, on this server, u can explore like u never have before! like, ur brain will be so stimulated that u will never experience cognitive decline! join now and be amazed by the crazy adventures and mind-blowing landscapes that await u! come on, don’t be a potato, join us now!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Wifey Love Minecraft Server

    Wifey Love Minecraft Server
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    Players: 108/100 Votes: 672
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 8 Ether Blades Crafted: 8
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 5
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Mythical Relics Collected: 7
    Players Killed by Monsters: 2783 Crystal Wands Charged: 17
    Epic Shields Constructed: 26 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1 Enchantments Applied: 75

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you ready to dive into a Minecraft server where the wives are always loving each other more than their husbands in a crazy isekai world? Join us for a wild adventure where polyamory reigns supreme and drama is always around the corner. Build your own harem of blocky babes and watch as they fight for your affection while also swooning over each other. Who needs a pickaxe when you have a love triangle to navigate? Join now for a truly unique Minecraft experience that will have you questioning your own relationships in real life.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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