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BombCraft: Russian Airshow

aerial bombs, air defense, aircraft, airshow, BombCraft, Conflict, Defense, defense system, Guided, Incident, international relations, Launching, Military, Military Action, Politics, RETALIATION, Russian, russians, shoot down, SOVEREIGNTY, Technology, War, weapons

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	4024
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	151	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Love Letters Sent:	19	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	366
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Legendary Items Repaired:	7

come join our server where we have russians shooting down planes launching bombs, it’s like a crazy action movie but in minecraft! you can build your own bomb shelter and try to survive the chaos. also, we have a secret underground base where you can find rare loot and fight off mutant creepers. it’s a wild ride, so come join us and see if you can survive the madness!

Mastermind Minecraft Server

/qa2/ meme, AMA, campaign strategy, conspiracy theories, election, influencer, internet culture, mastermind, meme creator, Minecraft, Online Community, online forum, political activism, Politics, Presidential election, QAnon, question and answer, Server, social media, trump, trump 2020, viral

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	7098
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Void Gems Collected:	31	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Endless Night Skies:	2
Dimension Hops:	13	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the mastermind behind the infamous /qa2/ meme! Not only that, but this person claims they will definitely get Trump elected this season. How? Who knows, but you can ask them yourself in their short AMA happening today on the server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with meme magic, political shenanigans, and maybe even some unexpected twists and turns. Who knows what will happen next on this crazy Minecraft server? So come on and join us for a truly unique and unpredictable gaming experience!

Lights Off Scarf Head Minecraft SMP

COSPLAY, Erotic, FANTASY, fantasy fulfillment, felt wig, fetish, imagination, indulgence, INTIMATE, lights, lights off, Minecraft, Mio Akiyama, nutted, Roleplay, scarf, self love, self pleasure, self-care, Sensual, shirt off, smp, solo play

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	5914
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Villages Defended:	11
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Dimension Hops:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	2344
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player on our server decided to roleplay as their favorite anime character, Mio Akiyama. They got so into character that they took off their shirt, put a scarf on their head as a wig, and turned off the lights for the full immersive experience. And you know what happened next? Let’s just say things got a little messy… But that’s just a taste of the wild adventures you’ll have on our server. So come join us for some insane shenanigans and unforgettable moments!

SMP18AdviceMinecraft

advice, Decision making, future planning, goal-setting, guidance, hindsight, learning from mistakes, life lessons, Maturity, Mentorship, moving forward, personal growth, Reflection, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self reflection, self-care, SMP18AdviceMinecraft, wisdom, young adulthood

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	3791
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	154	Animals Bred:	166
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to relive the glory days of being 18 and making questionable life choices! We’ve got more drama than a high school cafeteria and more chaos than a creeper explosion. Plus, our server is so lit, it makes your 18-year-old self look like a noob in comparison. So come on, join us and let’s make some memories that will make your future self question your life decisions!

Blocky Boobies Bonanza

Allure, attractive, blocky, body image, bonanza, boobies, bosom, breasts, Bust, cleavage, curves, desire, eroticism, female anatomy, Femininity, mammaries, Physical attraction, seduction, sex appeal, sexual appeal, Sexuality, Tempting, tits

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	9557
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	216	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Dimension Hops:	9	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Chimeras Created:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the pixelated blocky boobs are just too irresistible to ignore!

Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your own boob-shaped houses, mine for diamond nipples, and battle against evil mobs with your trusty chest armor!

But beware, the allure of the pixelated cleavage may be too much for some players to handle. Will you be able to resist the temptation and conquer the world of blocky boobs? Join us and find out!

Blocky Boobies: Save Lives, Mine Blocks!

Awareness, blocks, blocky, boobies, breast cancer, colorectal cancer, deaths, Diagnosis, early detection, Healthcare, lives, medical advancements, mortality rate, Pancreatic cancer, Prevention, research, Rise, risk factors, Save, Screening, statistics, survival rates, Treatment, unknown reasons, younger women

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	7968
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Emeralds Found:	471
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

come join our epic minecraft server and help us fight against breast cancer! we have magical potions that can cure any illness, including cancer! we have saved over 517,900 lives since 1989, all thanks to our amazing players! but watch out, younger women are getting diagnosed with cancer more often, so we need all the help we can get to stop this epidemic! join us now and be a hero in the fight against cancer! who knew playing minecraft could save lives?

Watch This Anime Minecraft Server

animated, Anime, Characters, decision, Diverse, Entertainment, genre, INCLUSIVE, LGBTQ, Minecraft, not gay, opinion, Plot, Recommendation, review, series, Server, Show, Storyline, streaming, television, watch

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	7228
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like watching an anime without being gay! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community that will make you say “Senpai notice me!” But don’t worry, you won’t catch the gay from playing on our server – just pure, unadulterated fun. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s build some pixelated dreams together!

Sheboon Mud Hut Minecraft SMP

Africa, bum tickler, Chinese pig, DUMPED, hut, Indian faggot, Kek, MARRIED, Minecraft, Mud, mud huts, sheboon, smp, taller white guy

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	6458
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Gods Slained:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Holy Grails Found:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Magic Items Found:	7975	Rainbows Spotted:	4

Are you tired of getting dumped for taller, hairier white guys and Indian faggots? Well, do we have the Minecraft SMP for you! Join our server and escape the drama of real life by building your own virtual empire. No more sheboons from mud huts in Africa, just epic adventures and endless possibilities. So what are you waiting for, you bum tickler looking Chinese pig? Join us now and let the keks begin!

Tattoo Drama Craft

Boundaries, Communication, compromise, Craft, DISRESPECTFUL, Drama, fidelity, friend group, loyalty, Marriage, matching tattoo, Military life, opposite sex coworker, permanent mark, relationship boundaries, Respect, s!ut shaming, Significant Other, tattoo, trust issues, UNCOMFORTABLE, Understanding

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	3247
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	52	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract you from the drama in your life? Look no further! Join our server and escape the craziness of matching tattoos and questionable friendships. Our server is so fun, you won’t even remember why you were worried about dirty clothes in a bag or permanent marks on your body. Plus, our community is so tight-knit, you won’t have to worry about any sketchy situations like the one described above. So come join us and leave all your worries behind – we promise you won’t regret it!

UnseenBlocks Minecraft SMP

Attention, Awareness, care, concentration, consideration, detail, emphasis, Examination, Focus, IMPORTANCE, mindfulness, Minecraft, neglect, Observation, Overlooked, priority, scrutiny, Significance, smp, spotlight, Underappreciated, undervalued, UnseenBlocks

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	7507
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	151
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3

Join our Minecraft SMP and be prepared to embark on a wild journey filled with more drama than a reality TV show! Our server is like a chaotic circus where anything goes – from building giant statues of llamas to starting a llama cult, the possibilities are endless.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground llama fighting ring where players can battle it out for the title of Llama King. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Golden Llama, rumored to grant wishes to whoever finds it.

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable as a llama on roller skates, come join us and let the llama madness begin!