crushin – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

Minecraft server: MILF Crushin’ Coworker
Alluring, attraction, Captivating, coworker, crushin, desire, FANTASY, FAT ASS, Forbidden, infatuation, longing, Lust, MARRIED, mature woman, Milf, Minecraft, Older, secret crush, seduction, Server, Sexy, taboo, temptation
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you! Join us and you’ll be transported to a world where you can live out all your wildest fantasies, like building a giant statue of your favorite anime character or starting a llama racing league.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Booty Brigade, a group of players dedicated to finding the biggest, juiciest pixelated booties in all of Minecraft. Rumor has it that they once stumbled upon a secret dungeon filled with treasure and rare items, all guarded by a pack of twerking zombies.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is also where the infamous love triangle between Steve, a creeper, and a sheep took place. It was a scandalous affair that rocked the entire Minecraft community, and you can be a part of it too!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin!

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Crushin’ in Minecraft SMP
attraction, Crush, crushin, DATING, desire, emotional connection, emotions, FANTASY, feelings, Heartache, infatuation, longing, love, Memories, Minecraft, Nostalgia, relationship, Reminiscing, romance, romantic interest, sentimental journey, smp, unrequited love
Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a soap opera on steroids! We’ve got love triangles, secret alliances, and even a scandal involving a llama and a creeper (don’t ask). Join us if you’re ready for a wild ride and maybe even find your in-game crush while you’re at it. Who knows, they might just be the Steve to your Alex!

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RapeCraft: Crushin’ Uprisings with Impunity
activism, crushin, feminist movement, gender-based violence, government repression, HUMAN RIGHTS, impunity, iran, METOO, MIDDLE EAST, political repression, protest, rape, RapeCraft, resistance, security forces, sexual violence, social justice, uprising, UPRISINGS, violence against women, Woman Life Freedom, WOMENS RIGHTS
so, liek, u wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server? well let me tell u, it’s like a whole new world of madness and fun! our players are so wild, they once built a giant statue of a chicken that shoots out diamonds instead of eggs. yea, u heard me right, DIAMONDS!
and get this, our admins are like wizards, they can make pigs fly and turn creepers into fluffy bunnies. it’s like a magical circus up in here! plus, we have secret underground dungeons filled with treasure and traps that will make u pee ur pants with excitement.
oh, and did i mention the epic battles that happen every day? players riding on llamas armed with diamond swords, fighting off hordes of zombies and skeletons. it’s like a scene from a crazy action movie, but in minecraft form.
so, what are u waiting for? come join us on this insane minecraft server and let the chaos begin! who knows what kind of wacky adventures u’ll have. just remember, anything goes in this world of madness!

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Windows 7 and Supermium Minecraft SMP
4chan, abysmal, browser, CPU, Faster, HDD, linux, Machine, Minecraft, obsolete machine, RAM, retard, screen resolution, smp, SSD, Supermium, TFT monitors, Use, web browser, windows, windows 11, windows 7
Are you tired of slow servers with boring players? Join our Minecraft SMP where we only accept players who browse 4chan on obsolete Windows 7 machines with supermium browser! But wait, there’s more – we only allow players with HDDs, not SSDs, because somehow it makes the game ten times faster than on a Windows 11 machine with ten times better CPU and RAM. And don’t worry about the abysmal screen resolution of old TFT monitors, it just adds to the challenge!
But here’s the catch – you must use Windows 7, no Linux allowed! Because let’s be real, Windows 7 is faster than Linux when supermium is used. So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with outrageous tech requirements and insane stories, join our Minecraft SMP today!

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Why Not? Minecraft Server
China, Competition, economic growth, economic powerhouse, emerging markets, foreign policy, Future, Geopolitics, global economy, Global influence, global leadership, innovation, international relations, Minecraft, power shift, Server, strategic alliances, SUPERPOWER, Technology, trade war, US, world dominance
Are you tired of living in the past with the US? Join our Minecraft server and embrace the future with China! We have pandas roaming around the spawn area, and instead of diamonds, you mine for delicious dumplings. Our PvP battles are legendary, with players riding dragons into battle and shooting fireworks at each other. Plus, our community is so welcoming that even creepers have been known to join in on the fun. Say goodbye to boring old America and hello to the exciting world of our server!

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Minecraft SMP: Did I Do Good R9k Yes I’m 18
+18, did I do good, Good, long tail tags, Minecraft, r9k, smp, yes
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new block of dirt? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!
Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens that shoot laser beams from their eyes, or team up with your fellow players to take down a gang of evil llamas who are trying to steal all the diamonds.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to have the power to turn any player into a Minecraft god. Will you be the one to wield its power and rule over the land with an iron fist (or diamond pickaxe, in this case)?
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft!

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Hololive Dev_Is Minecraft Server
clarification, Debunked, debunked rumor, Dev_is, hololive, Hololive debunked, Hololive Dev_Is, Identity, internet personality, Japanese talent agency, Minecraft, not Hololive, online entertainment, online persona, rumor, Server, Virtual idol, virtual youtuber, Vtuber, vtuber community
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is normal and predictable? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky world where Hololive Dev_Is is definitely NOT a member of Hololive (or are they? cue X-Files theme music).
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player stumbled upon a hidden dungeon filled with dancing chickens wearing top hats. Legend has it that if you can out-dance the chickens, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond pickaxe that never breaks. But beware, for the chickens have some killer dance moves!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous "Troll Bridge," where players must answer riddles from a sassy troll in order to cross. Fail to answer correctly and you’ll be forced to wear a chicken costume for the rest of your days on the server.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziness for yourself. And remember, Hololive Dev_Is is definitely not a part of Hololive…or are they? dramatic music

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Kot Thread Minecraft SMP
kot, Kot thread, long tail tags, Minecraft, smp, Thread
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wackiest server out there!
Join us for epic adventures like fighting off a horde of zombie chickens, building a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano, or even taming a dragon to ride into battle against the evil sheep overlords.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Kot thread, a mystical item that grants its wielder the power to turn any block into a giant cheeseburger. Imagine the possibilities!
So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and prepare for the wildest, most absurd Minecraft experience of your life!

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Coomer Central Minecraft Server
addiction, adult content, central, controversial topics, coomer, coomers, Flop, Gachashit, Gamers, Gaming Community, gaming culture, gaming industry, indie games, internet forums, Minecraft, online gaming, porn threads, porn-addicted, Server, sex appeal, societal trends, trillion dollars, V, video games
Are you tired of all the coomers taking over the gaming world? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is a porn-free zone! That’s right, no more barely veiled porn threads or gachashit making a trillion dollars a year here. Join us and escape the madness of the gaming world overrun by sex appeal. Build, explore, and laugh your way through our server as we prove that gaming can still be wholesome and fun. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and say goodbye to the coomer takeover!

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WEEEEEEELLLLLLLL Minecraft SMP
BITCH TITS, catchy, comedy, Entertainment, funny, hilarious, humor, iconic, internet culture, meme, Minecraft, phrase, popular saying, Slang, smp, social media, trending, viral, WEEEEEEELLLLLLLL, WEEEEEELLLLLLLLWELL
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride on crack!
Join us for epic battles against flying pigs armed with diamond swords, or team up with your fellow players to build a giant statue of a potato wearing a top hat.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his kingdom of feathered minions with an iron fist (or wing, in this case). Will you dare to challenge his rule and steal his golden egg of power?
So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be warned, once you enter, there’s no turning back. The BITCH TITS awaits you!

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Sovereign
alliances, biome-based farming, crafting XP, Cultures, DEFEND, dynamic, Economy, FANTASY, Forge, Geopolitical, Industries, Legacy, magical Waystones, Minecraft, Nations, player ingenuity, PvP, Realms, Roleplay, Sandbox, Territories, Towny, world
Sovereign invites players into a sandbox fantasy realm where they can shape nations, cultures, and industries on the expansive world of Anacreus. With unique mechanics like biome-based farming for crafting XP and magical Waystones for instant travel, Sovereign’s economy and territories are driven by player ingenuity and alliances. Forge alliances, defend your lands, and build a legacy in this dynamic Minecraft geopolitical world.
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Chick’s with Dicks Minecraft Server
activism, chicks, chicks with dicks, Dicks, discrimination, equality, gender equality, Gender Identity, gender stereotypes, HUMAN RIGHTS, LGBTQ, LGBTQ acceptance, LGBTQ activism, LGBTQ awareness, LGBTQ community, LGBTQ discrimination, LGBTQ equality, LGBTQ movement, LGBTQ pride, lgbtq rights, Minecraft, Server, social justice, transgender rights
Are you tired of dealing with creepers in Minecraft? Well, fear no more, because on our server, we have a zero tolerance policy for any kind of creepy behavior! Join us and fight against the travesty of open pedophilia and other sick sh*t that plagues other servers. Our community is filled with mentally sharp and sane players who will not stand for any nonsense. So join us now and help us wave goodbye to civil society down the road!

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DownUnder vs DesertDwellers Minecraft SMP Battle
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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and players? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our crazy SMP where the only rule is to have fun and cause chaos.
Picture this: you log on and suddenly find yourself in the middle of a giant chicken race with all the other players. The winner gets a diamond block, but the losers have to wear chicken suits for a week.
But that’s not all! Our server events include epic battles against the Ender Dragon while riding pigs, building roller coasters that go through lava pits, and even hosting a fashion show where the best dressed player gets a pet zombie pigman.
So why wait? Join our wild and wacky SMP today and prepare for the most insane Minecraft experience of your life! Oh, and did we mention that our server starts at 8:10 pm AEDT? Don’t miss out on the madness, join now!

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