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TipsyTeen Minecraft SMP

alcohol, alcohol abuse, alcohol consumption, alcohol tolerance, binge drinking, consequences, Drinking, Drunk, Experimenting, first time, hangover, legal drinking age, Minecraft, Party, peer pressure, Rebellion, regret, smp, socializing, teenage years, TipsyTeen, underage drinking, youthful indiscretion

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	4846
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Animals Bred:	88
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Falling into the Void:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest party in town! Join us for insane adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop shenanigans.

We have a secret underground bar where players can get drunk on virtual drinks and compete in drunken parkour challenges. The winner gets a special hangover potion that gives them super strength for the next day.

So, if you’re ready to let loose and have the time of your virtual life, join our server now! Who knows, you might even find yourself waking up in a virtual jail cell after a wild night of partying with creepers and skeletons. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

CraftyExcusesMC

alibi, avoidance, cover up, CraftyExcusesMC, Deceit, deceitful behavior, Deception, dishonesty, Escape, Evasion, EXCUSE, fabrication, falsehood, fib, get out of something, tall tale, untruth, white lie, worst lie

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	3910
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Crops Grown:	5713
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Magic Items Found:	4956	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3

Are you tired of boring old servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate escape from reality! Join us and you’ll never have to tell a boring lie again because our server is so wild and crazy, you’ll have insane stories to tell for days!

Picture this: you’re being chased by a pack of angry llamas while trying to build a roller coaster made entirely out of TNT. Or how about the time you convinced a group of creepers to start a dance party instead of exploding? Trust us, the lies you’ll tell to explain your absence from real life will be legendary. So come join us and experience the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

Nessy’s Secret Oasis

discovery, drought, environmental discovery, environmental news, hidden reservoir, Hidden water reserve, Loch Ness, Loch Ness discovery, Natural resources, Nessys, Oasis, secret, Sicilian drought, Sicilian environment, sicily, Sustainable development, water conservation, Water Crisis, water management, water preservation, water reserve, water scarcity, Water storage

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	1513
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Runes Activated:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Dragon Scales Harvested:	404
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	18
Farms Harvested:	891	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5

Yo, bros and gals! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server cuz we just discovered a hidden water reserve in Sicily that’s like, TWICE the size of Loch Ness! Can you believe it?! We’re talkin’ endless water slides, underwater caves, and secret treasure chests filled with diamonds and emeralds! Plus, the water is so crystal clear, you can see all the way to the bottom where the mermaids be chillin’! So come on down and dive into the adventure of a lifetime! Just watch out for the Loch Ness monster, he’s been known to make a splash or two!

Reichan Nations | WAR – EARTH – ROLEPLAY – NATIONS

Earth, Economy, Lands, Minecraft, nation, Nations, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, War

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	5135
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Meteorites Collected:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	20

🌟 Join Our Community on Discord! 🌟

We’re excited to invite you to our vibrant Discord community! Whether you’re here to connect with fellow members, seek help, or just have a good time, you’ll find a welcoming and supportive environment.

🔗 Join Us Here: Discord Invite

For a seamless experience, you can join using Reichan.pro. If you encounter any issues while joining, our Discord is the perfect place to get the assistance you need.

We can’t wait to see you there and look forward to building great memories together!

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HexArchon: Where even the Squid have custom tuxedos! Join us for a WILD ride with custom everything! No boredom allowed!

Abilities, Allowed, Boredom, Custom, decorations, Dungeons, Enchants, Farms, Fishing, FURNACES, HexArchon, Items, Join, Mechanics, mmo, mobs, Performance, playstyles, Quests, Ride, Server, Shops, smp, Squid, Stats, Trust, tuxedos, Updates, Wild

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	7685
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Secret Passages Found:	4
Love Letters Sent:	3	Ores Mined:	8419
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Potions Brewed:	64
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Dimension Hops:	6

Server Name:	HexArchon
Overview:	Custom MMO-Inspired SMP with unique features
Links:	Server Trailer
	Discord Server
	Wiki

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What is HexArchon?	HexArchon is a Custom MMO-Inspired SMP with unique gameplay features such as Custom Mobs, Items, Enchants, Boss Fights, Abilities, Quests, Worlds, and more.
What are the values of HexArchon?
What are some gameplay mechanics on HexArchon?	Gameplay mechanics include Custom Mobs, Items, Enchants, Dungeons, Quests, Abilities, Stats, Auto Farms, Furnaces, Furniture, Player Shops, Pets, Fishing, and Quality-of-life Improvements.
What are the technical specifications of the server?	The server runs on dedicated hardware with an AMD Ryzen 9 7950X CPU, 64GB of RAM, 2TB NVME SSD storage, and is hosted on the US East Coast.
How can I join HexArchon?	You can join by using the server IP: play.hexarchon.net. The server also supports Bedrock (Port 19132) with experimental limitations.

PixelPussyPics Minecraft Server

adult content, big lips, body positivity, close up, closed lips, Confidence, empowerment, explicit, female anatomy, INTIMATE, Lips, Minecraft, NSFW, photos, Pictures, PixelPussyPics, Provocative, pussy, self love, Sensual, Server, Sexy

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	3895
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Secret Passages Found:	6
Void Armor Forged:	23	Ores Mined:	9599
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	34	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Meteorites Collected:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind? Look no further, because our server is filled with closed and big lips…pussys! No, not the furry kind, we’re talking about the most epic and jaw-dropping builds you’ve ever seen.

Join us for a wild ride through a world where anything is possible. Want to build a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks? Go for it! Want to ride a pig into battle against a horde of creepers? Why not!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Cat Queen, who rules over all the pussys in the land with an iron paw. Rumor has it that she can turn players into cats with a single meow…but only if they’re brave enough to face her in battle.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and unleash your inner creativity…and maybe even discover the secret of the elusive closed and big lips pussys. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

HeatQueen in Minecraft SMP

Backstabbing, big baby, Chicago territory, heat in wrestling, HeatQueen, heel turn, Minecraft, nuclear heat, professional wrestling, rival heels, smp, top babyfaces, top heel, Underdogs, wrestling, wrestling characters, wrestling dynamics, wrestling feuds, wrestling psychology, wrestling storylines, wrestling strategy, wrestling tactics

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	3543
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Potions Brewed:	120	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	3728	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Secret Passages Found:	8	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Chimeras Created:	3

Are you ready to join the most chaotic Minecraft SMP server out there? We’re talking nuclear levels of drama and backstabbing, just like a top heel in the Chicago wrestling territory! Our players are experts at causing mayhem and stirring up trouble, making alliances one minute and betraying them the next.

Picture this: a player walks into the server and completely takes over, dominating all the rival players with their cunning strategies and ruthless tactics. They even manage to turn one of the underdogs into a big baby just by giving them their “heat” back. How do they do it? It’s all part of the insanity that makes our server so addictive and unpredictable.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP experience like no other, where the only rule is there are no rules, then come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in our wild and wacky world. Just be prepared for anything, because on this server, anything can happen!

ShamblesCraft

AITAH, black mold, cabinets, child support, clothes on our backs., downtown apartment, ex husband, flooring, Gaming, gas furnace, handymen, hounding, illegal terms, inspection, joint bank account, Lawyer, Lease, LEAVING, major repairs, mental illness, Mortgage, ommissions, Painting, Plumbing, Posh, Renovations, rental, roof, ShamblesCraft, SSI, state law, VA loan, vacation, water heater, Wealthy, windows

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	6404
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4961	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Demon Skulls Collected:	12
Love Letters Sent:	20	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Meteorites Collected:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
New Chunks Explored:	563346	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic as my ex-husband’s life? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of living in a house with more problems than a creeper explosion.

Our server owner, who is as absent as my ex-husband, will provide you with a discounted rent that’s sure to drain your in-game paycheck. But don’t worry, the house is in such a state of disrepair that you’ll be too busy fixing things to even notice!

From leaky roofs to exploding water heaters, our house has it all. And just like my ex-FIL, our server owner will insult you, threaten you, and call you trash if you don’t fix everything in one week. But hey, at least he’s going on vacation!

So come join our server, where the only thing more broken than the house is the owner’s sense of decency. Build, survive, and try not to get kicked out before the next rent payment is due. It’s a wild ride that’s sure to make you question all your life choices – just like I did when I married my ex-husband.

CraftySkillz – Minecraft SMP

Adaptability, collaboration, Communication, CraftySkillz, creativity, critical thinking, Decision making, Development, education, emotional intelligence, ESSENTIAL, growth, innovation, knowledge, leadership, learning, Minecraft, problem solving, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, skill, smp, Time management

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	7356
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Magic Items Found:	3665	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6

In our Minecraft SMP, we believe everyone should learn the skill of llama whispering. Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player was lost in the wilderness with only a llama by their side. They whispered sweet nothings to the llama and it led them straight to a hidden diamond mine! So, if you want to uncover hidden treasures and have a furry friend by your side, join our SMP and learn the ancient art of llama whispering today!

SoberCrafters

acceptance, alcohol, Attitudes, Behavior, Choices, Curiosity, Diversity, Drinking, habits, Individuality, influence, judgment, Lifestyle, norms, peer pressure, Perception, Preferences, SoberCrafters, Sobriety, socializing, Stereotypes

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	5066
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is sober and sensible? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest party in town! We have lava shots, creeper cocktails, and even a special potion that turns you into a dancing pig!

Join us and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional explosion). Build your dream castle, battle dragons with your friends, and party like it’s blocky 1999.

So if you’re ready to let loose and have a blast, come join us on the most epic Minecraft server around. Just make sure to leave your sobriety at the door!