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Crushin’ in Minecraft SMP

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	439
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	30
Dimension Hops:	13	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Alien Abductions:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a soap opera on steroids! We’ve got love triangles, secret alliances, and even a scandal involving a llama and a creeper (don’t ask). Join us if you’re ready for a wild ride and maybe even find your in-game crush while you’re at it. Who knows, they might just be the Steve to your Alex!

CelebCraftCrush

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	785
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Items Found:	1688	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	8257	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	100	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	38
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Join our Minecraft server and you might just bump into your celebrity crush building a giant statue of themselves out of diamond blocks! Who needs Hollywood when you can hang out with the stars in our virtual world? Plus, rumor has it that Justin Bieber once logged on to challenge players to a dance-off in the pixelated disco club. Don’t miss out on the chance to mingle with the rich and famous in our wacky and wild Minecraft server!

TopWorldBejitaSamaMinecraftSMP

ALFREDO SAUCE, allowing, APHRODISIACS, Aroused, beat, BEJITA SAMA, Betrayed, block of ice, bountiful, child, CLOSET, Cooking, Crush, CUM in a SOCK, DELIGHTFUL DISH, expand, feasting, fucking, fungus, GROTESQUE ABOMINATION, guffaw, HARD EARNED CASH, Humiliate, ice cube, INDUSTRIAL SCALE, ingest, insult, jack off, jizz, KEKKERONI, Loneliness, MEASLY RATION, mushrooms, noelle, Pepperoni, pizza, PIZZA PARLORS, Rich, skeleton, Top of the World, TopWorldBejitaSamaMinecraftSMP, Trapped, TRAUMATISE, WINE and DINE

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	7189
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Crops Grown:	5087
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	2071
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Divine Spears Created:	10
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	135
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is build and mine? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our insane Minecraft SMP where the only goal is to create the most outrageous pizza creations possible!

Picture this: you, Bejita-sama, and Noelle all gathered around a table, ready to feast on a pizza like no other. But wait, this isn’t just any pizza – this is a pizza made with kekkeroni, Alfredo sauce, and mushrooms grown from your own…um, special sauce.

But the fun doesn’t stop there! Be prepared to be humiliated, insulted, and forced to eat your own children in the form of fungus-covered pizza slices. And don’t worry, the trauma will only make you more aroused than ever before!

Join us on this wild ride as you become a pizza-making master, all while being trapped in a block of ice and watching Bejita-sama and Noelle spend all your money on aphrodisiacs. It’s a recipe for disaster, but hey, at least you’ll be able to sell your grotesque creations to pizza parlors worldwide! So come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s get cooking and kekking!

KissCraft: The Awkward Edition

awkward, butterflies, Crush, Edition, first kiss, gentle, heart racing, high school, innocent, kiss experience, KissCraft, lips touching, memorable, Nervous, relationship milestone, Romantic, special moment, SWEET, TEENAGE, teenage romance, Tender, unforgettable

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	4663
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	343	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Dragons Tamed:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Mines Excavated:	1810
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	88
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

Have you ever kissed a Creeper in Minecraft? Well, on our server, you can experience that and so much more! Our players have reported feeling a rush of excitement and adrenaline as they lean in for that explosive smooch. Join us for a truly unforgettable first kiss experience that will leave you wanting more!

MogMaster Minecraft SMP

adoration, Affection, attachment, Beloved, care, Crush, Darling, devotion, emotion, endearment, feelings, Fondness, Intimacy, love, Minecraft, MogMaster, Passion, relationship, sentiment, smp, sweetheart, tenderness

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	3656
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Endless Legions Commanded:	23
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Towns Built:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building dirt houses and tending to their crops? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a strict “no dirt house” policy. That’s right, if you try to build a dirt house, a herd of angry llamas will come and spit on you until you build something worthy of their majestic presence.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mystical creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that if you can tame the Diamond Chicken, it will grant you three wishes, but be warned, it has a penchant for stealing shiny objects.

And if you’re feeling brave, you can venture into the Nether where you’ll find our resident lava mermaids. These fiery beauties will challenge you to a dance-off, and if you can out-dance them, they’ll grant you the power of fire resistance for 24 hours.

So come join us on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and the occasional llama spit). Trust us, once you’ve experienced the chaos and hilarity of our world, you’ll never want to leave.

CelebCrushMinecraftSMP

big screen crush, CelebCrushMinecraftSMP, Celebrity, celebrity crush, celebrity love, celebrity obsession, Crush, dream celebrity, famous actor, famous actress, famous crush, favorite actor, favorite actress, heartthrob, Hollywood crush, Hollywood heartthrob, Idol, movie star, red carpet crush, silver screen crush, tv star

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	3651
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1

Join our Minecraft SMP and you might just find your celebrity crush building a giant statue of themselves out of diamond blocks! We’ve got all the hottest celebs hanging out in our virtual world, from Steve Carell to Beyonce. Who needs Tinder when you can woo your crush with a perfectly crafted pixel art portrait of their face? So come join us and get ready to mingle with the stars (or at least their Minecraft avatars)!

TicketlessLoveCraft

aita, Calls, Commanders game, Crush, date, DATING, feelings, Friend, Friends, hanging out, KIND, Mixed responses, not interested, Preseason game, response, Smart, Taking Away, texts, ticket, TicketlessLoveCraft, University

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	1878
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Dragons Tamed:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Crops Grown:	6042	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where friendships are tested and love is in the air! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, romance, and a whole lot of block-building fun.

Are you ready to navigate through the complicated world of relationships and friendships? Our server is the perfect place to experience the thrill of asking out your friend, only to be met with a “K” in response. Will you make the right choices and find love in the end, or will you end up building a castle alone?

But don’t worry, there’s plenty of excitement to be had outside of the dating drama. Explore our vast world filled with hidden treasures, dangerous monsters, and epic adventures. Who knows, you might even find a special someone to share your Minecraft journey with.

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on a quest for love, friendship, and endless entertainment. Who knows, you might just find your blocky soulmate along the way. Remember, diamonds aren’t the only thing worth mining for in this crazy world of Minecraft!

FosterCraft: No Snitching Allowed!

#authorities, Allowance, Allowed, Argument, biological daughter, Chores, Communication, Crush, drug accusation, electronics, family dynamics, foster daughter, FosterCraft, grounding, Intentions, legal trouble, misunderstanding, parenting, school incident, skittles, snitching, Trauma, Trust

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	5131
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Crops Grown:	3637
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	7938	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds just like in a soap opera! Join now for a chance to experience the thrill of betrayal and misunderstandings, just like in the story of Mary and Lyla.

Imagine a world where skittles are mistaken for drugs, leading to police involvement and family turmoil. Who needs reality TV when you can witness all the chaos firsthand on our server?

Join us now and see if you can navigate through the twists and turns of family dynamics, teenage drama, and questionable intentions. Will you be the hero who brings peace to the family, or will you stir up even more trouble? The choice is yours on our outrageous Minecraft server!

Minecraft SMP: Mystery of the Giant Hands

Astonishing, claw machine, Crush, crushing power, Enigma, GIANT, giant hands, hand mystery, hand size, hand strength, Hands, human claw machine, Incredible, Minecraft, mysterious hands, Mystery, orange, orange crushing, powerful grip, smp, squeeze, strength, Superhuman, UNBELIEVABLE

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	4542
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Endless Night Skies:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Crops Grown:	5138
Chimeras Created:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where giant hands roam the land and players must navigate through the chaos of being a human claw machine! Imagine being able to crush an orange with just a squeeze of your hand – that’s the kind of power you’ll have on this server.

But beware, the giant hands are a mystery and no one knows where they came from. Some say they were created by a mad scientist who wanted to see how players would react to such a bizarre challenge. Others believe they are a result of a glitch in the game that can only be fixed by completing a series of ridiculous tasks.

Join us if you dare to test your skills in this strange and unpredictable world. Who knows, you might just become the ultimate claw machine champion and crush all the oranges in sight!

BabyVoiceExposed

acceptance, anime voice, Authenticity, baby voice, BabyVoiceExposed, Communication, Confrontation, Crush, FAKING, Friend, friendship, Hangout, Honesty, Insecurity, judgment, misunderstanding, Nervous, outing, Self-expression, social anxiety, Upset

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	595
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Crops Grown:	8449
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Votes:	6846	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	398
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as my friend’s sudden baby voice? Look no further! Join our server for a truly unique experience filled with surprises at every turn.

Just like my friend, who tried to pass off her baby voice as her real one, this server will keep you on your toes with its crazy antics. From hidden treasures to unexpected challenges, you never know what you’ll encounter next.

And just like how my friends couldn’t help but notice my friend’s strange voice, you’ll be sure to make new friends and enemies on this server. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a heated battle over a block of diamond!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as bizarre and entertaining as my friend’s sudden change in voice, join us now! Just remember, always be yourself – unless you can be a baby-voiced anime character, then go for it!

ColdWarCraft: Where predicting the real cold war is just as easy as predicting creepers!

China, cold, cold war, ColdWarCraft, Competition, Conflict, CREEPERS, Diplomacy, EASY, forecasting, Future, Geopolitics, global affairs, international relations, Irrelevant, power dynamics, Predicting, predictions, prognostication, real, russia, speculation, Strategic, Superpowers, US, War, World Order

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	1971
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Crops Grown:	8017
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the most epic cold war showdown between the US and China! Forget about Russia, they’re totally irrelevant in this wacky world of blocky battles. Who knew Minecraft could predict the future so accurately? Come join the fun and see if you can change the course of history with your building skills and strategic gameplay. Let’s see who will come out on top in this crazy cold war showdown!

KimoiCraft: Where Creepers are Kimoiiii and Threads are Uwaaa!

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	6450
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a pixelated wonderland!

Join us if you want to ride giant chickens into battle, build castles out of rainbow blocks, and have dance parties with creepers! Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face here.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is home to the legendary Kimoooooiiii, a mystical creature that grants wishes to all who find it. So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other! Just watch out for those sneaky threads, they might be plotting something…uwaaa!

LOLcraft: Digging into the Cultural & Historical Rabbit Hole

achievement, award, celebration, ceremony, Cultural, cultural implications, culture, customs, Digging, heritage, historical, historical implications, History, Hole, Honor, Impact, Legacy, LolCraft, Prestige, Rabbit, recognition, Significance, society, Symbolism, tradition, VALUES

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	8009
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Star Shards Collected:	195
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	23
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Falling into the Void:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only reward you get is a pat on the back? Well, look no further because on our server, getting awarded is like winning the lottery!

Join us and experience the thrill of being showered with diamonds, gold, and enchanted gear just for existing. Our server is so generous with rewards, you’ll feel like a Minecraft millionaire in no time.

But wait, there’s more! Not only will you be swimming in riches, but you’ll also be treated like royalty. Rumor has it that our server has a secret society of players who have been awarded so many times, they’ve transcended to a higher plane of existence. Will you be the next chosen one?

So come on down to our server and bask in the glory of being awarded for simply being you. Who knew playing Minecraft could be so culturally and historically significant?

The Snowflake Sanctuary: Where Triggered Lefties Unite

dead giveaway, derogatory, discrimination, expose, Faggots, Identity, insult, Language, lefties, Leftist, LGBTQ, Marginalized, offensive, phrases, Political, prejudice, Pronouncing, Sanctuary, Slur, snowflake, Social Issues, Stereotypes, triggered, unite, Words

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	9153
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	372
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server will have you rolling on the floor laughing!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of feathers! Don’t worry, our chickens are friendly… most of the time.

Explore our custom-built world where pigs can fly, literally! Just watch out for the flying bacon, it’s a bit crispy.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, try our exclusive J-eye-rows challenge where you have to pronounce it correctly or face being chased by a pack of angry llamas. Trust us, you don’t want to mess with those llama drama queens.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have! Just remember, it’s all fun and games until the giant chickens start clucking.

Blocky Boat Battles – Azur Lane Edition!

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	3770
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	13
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a Creeper explosion? Look no further! Our server is so epic, it’s like the Nether and the End had a baby and named it “The Ultimate Minecraft Experience”!

Join us for our ongoing events like the Abyssal Refrain light rerun (because who doesn’t love a good rerun?), or the Cookie for Mew event (because who doesn’t want to feed cookies to adorable Cheshire cats?). And don’t even get me started on our upcoming Muse Event livestream – it’s gonna be more hype than a creeper sneaking up on you in the dark!

But wait, there’s more! We have special training events, ASMR with Chapayev (yes, you read that right), and even Inazuma maid skins for all you fancy sailors out there. And don’t forget to bind your account, unless you want to risk losing it when the game updates (nobody wants to lose all their diamond armor, am I right?).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before! Just remember, our discord is so exclusive, even /alg/ doesn’t have its own. And if you have any questions, check out our FAQ – it’s more helpful than a stack of enchanted golden apples. See you in the game, fellow blockheads!

Boingloings: Where Creepers Bounce and Pigs Fly! Join the LOLz!

Active, Boingloings, bounce, BOUNCING, bouncing balls, Colorful, coordination, creativity, CREEPERS, Durable, Entertainment, Exercise, Fly, Fun, games, imagination, indoor, Interactive, Join, Kids, lolz, motor skills, Outdoor, Pigs, Playtime, sensory play, Toys

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	8141
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	20	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	48	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join Boingloings, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined Boingloings and instantly found themselves surrounded by flying pigs and dancing llamas. The player was so amazed by the sheer absurdity of it all that they couldn’t help but laugh uncontrollably. And thus, they knew they had found their forever home in the wacky world of Boingloings.

But that’s not all! On Boingloings, you can ride on rainbow-colored unicorns, battle evil pandas in epic PvP battles, and even build your own castle made entirely out of cheese! Yes, you heard that right – cheese!

So what are you waiting for? Join Boingloings today and prepare yourself for a Minecraft experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe steer clear of the flying pigs.

Blocky Builders: Where We Turn ‘Post Great Designs’ into ‘Post Epic Fails’

Aesthetic, ARTISTRY, artwork, blocky, Builders, creative minds, creativity, design community, Design ideas, design inspiration, design trends, designs, Epic, Fails, Graphic design, Great, Innovative, inspiration, post, TALENTED, talented artists, talented designers, Turn, Unique, Visual

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	7707
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Alien Abductions:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Meteorites Collected:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Mines Excavated:	2930

Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to see some truly outrageous designs! We’ve got buildings that defy gravity, pixel art that will make your eyes pop, and redstone contraptions that will make your head spin. Join us if you want to be blown away by the creativity of our players!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually built on a floating island in the sky, held up by a giant chicken with diamond wings. Legend has it that if you can find the secret portal hidden in the depths of the Nether, you’ll be transported to a magical land where pigs fly and creepers dance the Macarena.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the next master builder or uncover the secrets of the diamond chicken!

Microwave Hamster Adventures LOLZ Minecraft Server

accidental death, Adventures, animal care, Animal lover, childhood friends, childhood memories, childhood trauma, Friends, funny, Guilt, hamster, Innocence, kitchen mishaps, kitchen safety, lolz, microwave, Minecraft, mishap, Nostalgia, pet mishaps, Popcorn, regret, Server, tragic

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	8359
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	21
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5

Join our Minecraft server for a wild and wacky time where even the hamsters are getting in on the action! Our server is so exciting, even the pets can’t resist joining in on the fun. Who knows what crazy adventures await you as you explore our world – maybe you’ll even stumble upon a hamster-run microwave! Don’t miss out on the hilarity, join our server today and see what kind of mischief you can get into. Just remember, keep an eye on your furry friends – you never know where they might end up next!

Blocky Babes and Creeper Dudes: A Minecraft Server for International Love Connections!

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	5633
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	151
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Love Letters Sent:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5

Are the women in your country as rare as a pink sheep in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, you’ll find more women than you can shake a diamond sword at! Our female players are like unicorns – majestic, powerful, and ready to take on any creeper that comes their way.

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a community of strong, independent women who aren’t afraid to show off their building skills or take on the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden pickaxe. Plus, rumor has it that our female players have a secret stash of enchanted golden apples that they’ll only share with those who prove themselves worthy in battle.

So if you’re tired of playing on servers where women are as rare as a charged creeper explosion, come join us and experience a world where the women are just as badass as the mobs they’re fighting. Who knows, you might even find yourself falling in love with a player who can mine diamonds faster than you can say “Redstone!”

Crafty McCraftface – Where Noobs Become Pros!

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	4057
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	45	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a beach episode in an anime? Look no further than our server, where we discuss indie vtubers with at least 500 viewers! Why join? Well, because we cater to the VIPs of the vtuber world – those who have a cult following of 2views or more!

Want to shill your 499view oshi? Go for it! As long as they’re a Twitch partner or equivalent on YouTube, they’re welcome here. And don’t worry about those corpo vtubers, as long as they don’t own any talent IPs and have less than 1000 CCV, they can join the party too!

But wait, there’s more! Check out our Twitch Clips Guide for the best moments, our VOD Archival Guide for preserving those epic streams, and our /lig/ VOD Archive for a trip down memory lane. Plus, we’ve got Koikatsu cards for some SEEEEEEEEXY fun, a Tiermaker to rank your faves, and even a Chuuba Birthday Calendar to celebrate those special days.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and dive into the world of indie vtubers like never before. Who knows, you might even run into a virtual duck or two along the way!