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LOLcraft: Digging into the Cultural & Historical Rabbit Hole

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	3489
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Crops Grown:	5581
Ores Mined:	5207	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Buildings Constructed:	19	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	5

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only reward you get is a pat on the back? Well, look no further because on our server, getting awarded is like winning the lottery!

Join us and experience the thrill of being showered with diamonds, gold, and enchanted gear just for existing. Our server is so generous with rewards, you’ll feel like a Minecraft millionaire in no time.

But wait, there’s more! Not only will you be swimming in riches, but you’ll also be treated like royalty. Rumor has it that our server has a secret society of players who have been awarded so many times, they’ve transcended to a higher plane of existence. Will you be the next chosen one?

So come on down to our server and bask in the glory of being awarded for simply being you. Who knew playing Minecraft could be so culturally and historically significant?

The Snowflake Sanctuary: Where Triggered Lefties Unite

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	5212
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Magic Items Found:	8626	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	1910
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Votes:	5537
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Void Armor Forged:	13
Dragon Scales Harvested:	474	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server will have you rolling on the floor laughing!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of feathers! Don’t worry, our chickens are friendly… most of the time.

Explore our custom-built world where pigs can fly, literally! Just watch out for the flying bacon, it’s a bit crispy.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, try our exclusive J-eye-rows challenge where you have to pronounce it correctly or face being chased by a pack of angry llamas. Trust us, you don’t want to mess with those llama drama queens.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have! Just remember, it’s all fun and games until the giant chickens start clucking.

Blocky Boat Battles – Azur Lane Edition!

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	3329
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	New Chunks Explored:	595714
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Meteorites Collected:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Crops Grown:	3013	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a Creeper explosion? Look no further! Our server is so epic, it’s like the Nether and the End had a baby and named it “The Ultimate Minecraft Experience”!

Join us for our ongoing events like the Abyssal Refrain light rerun (because who doesn’t love a good rerun?), or the Cookie for Mew event (because who doesn’t want to feed cookies to adorable Cheshire cats?). And don’t even get me started on our upcoming Muse Event livestream – it’s gonna be more hype than a creeper sneaking up on you in the dark!

But wait, there’s more! We have special training events, ASMR with Chapayev (yes, you read that right), and even Inazuma maid skins for all you fancy sailors out there. And don’t forget to bind your account, unless you want to risk losing it when the game updates (nobody wants to lose all their diamond armor, am I right?).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before! Just remember, our discord is so exclusive, even /alg/ doesn’t have its own. And if you have any questions, check out our FAQ – it’s more helpful than a stack of enchanted golden apples. See you in the game, fellow blockheads!

Boingloings: Where Creepers Bounce and Pigs Fly! Join the LOLz!

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	5337
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	99
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join Boingloings, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined Boingloings and instantly found themselves surrounded by flying pigs and dancing llamas. The player was so amazed by the sheer absurdity of it all that they couldn’t help but laugh uncontrollably. And thus, they knew they had found their forever home in the wacky world of Boingloings.

But that’s not all! On Boingloings, you can ride on rainbow-colored unicorns, battle evil pandas in epic PvP battles, and even build your own castle made entirely out of cheese! Yes, you heard that right – cheese!

So what are you waiting for? Join Boingloings today and prepare yourself for a Minecraft experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe steer clear of the flying pigs.

Blocky Builders: Where We Turn ‘Post Great Designs’ into ‘Post Epic Fails’

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	2431
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2

Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to see some truly outrageous designs! We’ve got buildings that defy gravity, pixel art that will make your eyes pop, and redstone contraptions that will make your head spin. Join us if you want to be blown away by the creativity of our players!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually built on a floating island in the sky, held up by a giant chicken with diamond wings. Legend has it that if you can find the secret portal hidden in the depths of the Nether, you’ll be transported to a magical land where pigs fly and creepers dance the Macarena.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the next master builder or uncover the secrets of the diamond chicken!

Microwave Hamster Adventures LOLZ Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	7736
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	7

Join our Minecraft server for a wild and wacky time where even the hamsters are getting in on the action! Our server is so exciting, even the pets can’t resist joining in on the fun. Who knows what crazy adventures await you as you explore our world – maybe you’ll even stumble upon a hamster-run microwave! Don’t miss out on the hilarity, join our server today and see what kind of mischief you can get into. Just remember, keep an eye on your furry friends – you never know where they might end up next!

Blocky Babes and Creeper Dudes: A Minecraft Server for International Love Connections!

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	9969
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	24	Falling into the Void:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5

Are the women in your country as rare as a pink sheep in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, you’ll find more women than you can shake a diamond sword at! Our female players are like unicorns – majestic, powerful, and ready to take on any creeper that comes their way.

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a community of strong, independent women who aren’t afraid to show off their building skills or take on the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden pickaxe. Plus, rumor has it that our female players have a secret stash of enchanted golden apples that they’ll only share with those who prove themselves worthy in battle.

So if you’re tired of playing on servers where women are as rare as a charged creeper explosion, come join us and experience a world where the women are just as badass as the mobs they’re fighting. Who knows, you might even find yourself falling in love with a player who can mine diamonds faster than you can say “Redstone!”

Crafty McCraftface – Where Noobs Become Pros!

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	7707
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Dragons Tamed:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Holy Grails Found:	4	Dimension Hops:	14

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a beach episode in an anime? Look no further than our server, where we discuss indie vtubers with at least 500 viewers! Why join? Well, because we cater to the VIPs of the vtuber world – those who have a cult following of 2views or more!

Want to shill your 499view oshi? Go for it! As long as they’re a Twitch partner or equivalent on YouTube, they’re welcome here. And don’t worry about those corpo vtubers, as long as they don’t own any talent IPs and have less than 1000 CCV, they can join the party too!

But wait, there’s more! Check out our Twitch Clips Guide for the best moments, our VOD Archival Guide for preserving those epic streams, and our /lig/ VOD Archive for a trip down memory lane. Plus, we’ve got Koikatsu cards for some SEEEEEEEEXY fun, a Tiermaker to rank your faves, and even a Chuuba Birthday Calendar to celebrate those special days.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and dive into the world of indie vtubers like never before. Who knows, you might even run into a virtual duck or two along the way!

StrangerCraft: Where Even Minecraft is Stranger Than Paradise!

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	2028
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Alien Abductions:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50	Mines Excavated:	3108

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring gameplay and repetitive tasks? Look no further, because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, adventure, and plenty of surprises.

Imagine a world where you can build a giant roller coaster that goes through a volcano, or create a secret underground lair filled with treasure and traps. On our server, the possibilities are endless and the only limit is your imagination.

But that’s not all! We also have special events like “Creeper Olympics” where players compete in explosive challenges, or “Zombie Apocalypse” where you must survive waves of undead mobs with only a wooden sword and a stack of potatoes.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life? Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave!

SimulatedCraft: Are We Living in a Minecraft World or Just a Glitch in the Matrix?

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	3997
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Alien Abductions:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where reality is just a suggestion and insanity reigns supreme! Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers are actually friendly creatures who just want to give you hugs (explosive hugs, but still).

Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you ride a llama into battle against an army of evil chickens? Or build a house out of nothing but TNT and watch it explode in a glorious blaze of glory? Our server is the only place where you can challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off and win a pair of enchanted diamond boots as a prize.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Leave boring old reality behind and join us on our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky server rules, but who’s counting?). Let’s make Minecraft great again, one ridiculous adventure at a time!