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| Players: | 108/700 | Votes: | 9073 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Meteorites Collected: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 9141 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 10 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 5 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 461 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 14 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 1 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 42 |
OMG, like, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the coolest place ever! We have, like, a secret underground base where we hide all the diamonds and emeralds we find. And, like, one time, a creeper tried to blow up our base but we tamed it and now it’s our pet, his name is Bob.
Also, we have this crazy player who builds the weirdest statues out of dirt and cobblestone, but they’re, like, so bad they’re good. And, like, every full moon, we have a dance party with the villagers and they drop enchanted golden apples for us to eat.
But, like, the best part is that we have this secret portal that takes us to a magical land where the trees are made of candy and the animals talk. I once rode a rainbow llama into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen, it was epic!
So, like, if you want to join a Minecraft SMP that’s totally wacky and wild, then you have to join us. Plus, we have a secret handshake that involves throwing potatoes at each other, it’s so much fun!
