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Cable Crush Minecraft Server

Asia-Pacific region, cable, Cable damage, Chinese name, Crush, cybersecurity, damaged, diplomatic tensions, east asia, intercepts, international relations, internet connectivity, investigation, maritime security, Minecraft, naval operations, Server, Ship, Surveillance, suspected, taiwan, telecommunications, territorial disputes, underwater cable

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	7456
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	22
Emeralds Found:	1678	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11

so, like, this server is the bomb diggity, like taiwan intercepting a ship with a chinese name, but instead of underwater cables, we’re all about building epic stuff in minecraft! join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps. trust me, you won’t regret it. unless you’re the underwater cable in this scenario, then maybe you will regret it. but who cares about underwater cables when you can be building a giant potato house with us?! come join the fun, you won’t be disappointed.

CelebCrushMC SMP

CelebCrushMC, Celebrity, celebrity crush, celebrity love, celebrity obsession, Crush, dream celebrity, famous crush, famous crushes, famous person crush, favorite actor, favorite actress, heartthrob, Hollywood crush, ideal celebrity, Idol, movie star crush, pop culture crush, smp, starstruck, TV star crush, ultimate crush

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	163
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Emeralds Found:	6326	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1

OMG, like, have you heard about this totally epic Minecraft SMP server?? It’s like, the best thing ever, bro! You gotta join because, like, all the cool kids are there and we have, like, a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and stuff.

And, like, did I mention that we have a pet dragon that breathes fire and flies around the server causing chaos? It’s so lit, dude. Plus, we have this crazy story about how we all got stranded on a deserted island and had to survive by building giant treehouses and fighting off evil mobs.

Oh, and don’t even get me started on the events we have every week. We once had a massive PvP tournament where the winner got a real-life llama delivered to their house. It was wild, bro.

So, like, if you wanna hang out with the coolest peeps in the Minecraft universe and have a blast, you gotta join this server. It’s like, the best thing since sliced bread, I swear.

CraftyQueers Minecraft Server

advice, aita, Assumptions, awkwardness, Boundaries, coming out, Communication, CraftyQueers, Crush, family, Gay, Greek god, handsome, Interpretation, Minecraft, misunderstanding, mom, Muscular, privacy, relationships, Server, snapping, Support

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	6038
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Villages Defended:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Crops Grown:	8918
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Divine Spears Created:	11

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as a soap opera? Look no further than our server! Join us for the most outrageous adventures and wild stories you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft.

Just like the twists and turns in this Reddit post, our server is full of unexpected surprises. From mistaken identities to secret crushes, you’ll never know what drama will unfold next. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a love triangle with your best friend and your crush’s daughter – all in the name of Minecraft fun!

So, if you’re ready for a server that’s more entertaining than a Greek tragedy, join us now! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

Navigating This Minecraft Server

20s, 4chan, 4chan user, attractiveness, campus life, college, Crush, DATING, Experience, fear, Friend, humor, Insecurity, Minecraft, navigating, older guy, Prostitute, relationships, Self Discovery, self esteem, Server, social anxiety, VIRGINITY

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	167
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	188	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	16
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13

Are you tired of feeling like a hideous freak because you spend all day on 4chan? Do you want to escape your 28-year-old virgin status and finally experience the joys of being attractive to the opposite sex? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and become a virtual stud, where girls will flock to you like bees to honey. No longer will you have to worry about being a virgin, because on our server, you’ll be the master of your own destiny. Who needs a prostitute when you can impress the ladies with your building skills and charm?

So come on, leave your 4chan days behind and step into a world where you’re the attractive older guy that all the girls desire. Join our Minecraft server today and start living your best virtual life!

British Accent Love Minecraft Server

accent, Admiration, Alluring, attraction, British, british accent, Captivating, Charm, Crush, DATING, Enchanting, English, fascination, infatuation, love, Minecraft, relationships, Romantic, seduction, Server, Speech, Women

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	4416
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Animals Bred:	166
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Towns Built:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone sounds the same? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us for a chance to meet and mingle with a whole bunch of lovely ladies with British accents. Who knows, you might just find your Minecraft soulmate!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking pigs who have mastered the art of building epic structures out of bacon. Join forces with them to create the most delicious and outrageous builds you’ve ever seen.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds at the bottom of our server’s ocean. Dive deep and claim your riches, but watch out for the giant squid who guards the loot!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a chance to find love, build bacon masterpieces, and uncover hidden treasures. It’s a Minecraft experience like no other!

””Friend Zone Minecraft SMP””

Boundaries, Communication, Connection, Crush, emotions, feelings, Friend, friendship, friendzone, girl, Like.., long term, longing, Minecraft, Nice, PLATONIC, rejection, relationship, smp, Talk, Understanding, unrequited love, Zone

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	9497
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Meteorites Collected:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Towns Built:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14
Mythical Quests Completed:	29	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	4

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP server where getting friendzoned is actually a good thing! Why waste your time trying to impress someone when you can just be their friend and still have a blast playing Minecraft together?

Join our server and experience the thrill of building amazing structures with your crush while being firmly placed in the friendzone. Who needs a relationship when you can have a strong friendship and a killer base?

Plus, rumor has it that if you build the most impressive structure on the server, your crush might just start seeing you in a new light. So come on, join us and embrace the friendzone life!

The Lonely Miner Minecraft SMP

Crush, doesn’t like, emotions, feelings, girl, HEARTBREAK, Like.., lonely, Minecraft, miner, rejection, relationships, smp, unreciprocated affection, unreciprocated crush, unreciprocated feelings, unreciprocated love, unreciprocated romance, unrequited affection, unrequited crush, unrequited feelings, unrequited love, unrequited romance

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	4950
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	48	Demon Skulls Collected:	36
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2

Are you tired of being rejected by the girl you like because you’re not a pro Minecraft player? Well, have no fear because on our server, being a Minecraft master is the key to winning her heart! Join us and show off your building skills to impress her with a virtual castle that will make her swoon.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their nefarious plans? The choice is yours!

So come on down to our server and experience a world where anything is possible, even finding love through Minecraft. Who knows, maybe the girl of your dreams is just a block away!

Cheek Dimples Minecraft SMP Love

Admiration, Affection, attraction, beauty, Captivating, charming, cheek, cheek dimples, Crush, Dimples, emotions, facial features, infatuation, infrequent, love, Minecraft, Personality, physical traits, rare trait, Romantic, smiling, smp, Unique, Women

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	3567
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	New Chunks Explored:	554312
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	22
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Ores Mined:	6500	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Runes Activated:	7
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4

Are you tired of falling in love with every woman you see just because of their cheek dimples? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, you’ll be too busy building epic structures and battling mobs to even notice dimples!

Join our server and become part of a community where smiling is strictly prohibited to prevent any accidental love connections. We’ve had too many players get distracted by dimples and lose all their diamonds in a tragic mining accident.

So if you’re looking for a server where you can focus on the game without worrying about falling in love with every player you meet, join us now! Plus, rumor has it that our server is guarded by a legendary Ender Dragon with cheek dimples that will steal your heart (and maybe your diamonds) if you’re not careful.

Athlete Minecraft Server

athlete, attraction, College Athlete, Crush, desire, FANTASY, fit, handsome, hook up, hot, jock, Male, man, Minecraft, Physical, Popular, Server, sex, sports, STUDENT, University, young

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	7189
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	226	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Villages Defended:	17	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Mythical Swords Crafted:	88
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us for a wild ride filled with male college athletes who are ready to show you a good time both in-game and out of game 😉. Who knows, you might even find your Minecraft soulmate among our roster of hunky athletes. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!

Trump’s Economy Minecraft Server

Crush, economic growth, economic impact, economic policy, economic stability, Economy, financial crisis, fiscal responsibility, global economy, Government, inflation, Minecraft, Politics, president, recession, Server, stock market, Tariffs, trade war, trump, Trumps, unemployment, united states

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	9784
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Holy Grails Found:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Void Gems Collected:	21
Potions Brewed:	123	Animals Bred:	109

Are you tired of worrying about the economy when you could be worrying about which block to place next on our server? Join us and escape the chaos of the real world! Our server is so lit, even Trump is too busy playing Minecraft to worry about the economy. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player and he’s always up for a game of hide and seek. So come join us and let’s build a world where the only thing crashing is your creativity!

UkrainianAirHobble

air defenses, Conflict, defense budget, defense industry, defense systems, eastern europe, foreign policy, Geopolitics, international relations, Military, military capabilities, Military operations, military strategy, military technology, political tensions, russia, sanctions, Ukraine, UkrainianAirHobble, War

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	7688
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Meteorites Collected:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	100
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	6

so, like, you know how russia is all big and bad and stuff? well, on this server, ukraine is like the ultimate troll and is totally owning russia’s air defenses. it’s like watching a cat play with a mouse, but in minecraft. join this server to witness the epic battle between ukraine and russia, and maybe even join in on the fun! who knew minecraft could be so intense and political? come join the chaos and see who comes out on top in this crazy virtual world!

BeeScentsGoneWild

antennal responses, BEES, BeeScentsGoneWild, Biodiversity, chemical communication, climate change, colonies, Decline, ecological disruption, ecosystem, environmental impact, floral scents, global warming, heatwaves, insect behavior, insect populations, Plants, pollination, Pollinators, populations, Temperature

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	1114
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Potions Brewed:	29	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Votes:	428	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER CUZ IT’S SO HOT (+40º) THAT EVEN THE BEES CAN’T SMELL THE FLOWERS ANYMORE! THEY’RE TOO BUSY SWEATING AND FORGETTING HOW TO TALK TO PLANTS! COME HELP SAVE THE BEES AND STOP THIS CRAZY HEATWAVE MADNESS! PLAY NOW BEFORE THE FLOWERS START TALKING BACK TO US!

NOT Skyblock Server With NO Payouts or ANY hype pvp pve skyblock DO NOT JOIN

bedrock, Bosses, crops, Cultivate, Events, Farmer, Farming, Fight, hype, ISLAND, java, Join, Koth, Mining, Network, Payouts, Powerful, PvE, PvP, real-world money, Release, Rewards, Server, server ip, Skyblock, Upgrade

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	2468
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Towns Built:	8
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Alien Abductions:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

Welcome to MaceMC!
New Bedrock and Java server releasing September 1st!
Versions 1.8 – 1.21

Events: Participate in events and win amazing rewards!
Bosses: Team up with others to fight powerful bosses!
PvP/KOTH: Fight against others to win King of The Hill!
Mining: Explore and mine valuable resources to upgrade your island!
Farming: Cultivate your crops and become the top farmer on the server!
Payouts: Compete for top spots and earn real-world money!

Releasing September 1st @ 8pm EST

Server IP: macemc.org

Bedrock Port: 25583

Discord Invite: https://discord.gg/QCxJJKuyVF

FAQ

Question	Answer
When is the server releasing?	The server will be releasing on September 1st at 8pm EST.
What versions of Minecraft are supported?	Versions 1.8 to 1.21 are supported on the server.
What can players do on the server?	Players can participate in events, team up to fight bosses, engage in PvP/KOTH battles, mine resources, cultivate crops, and compete for payouts.
Is there a Discord server for MaceMC?	Yes, you can join the Discord server using the invite link provided.

ThomYorke’sMCServer

2021 releases, albums, Alternative, appreciation, Blessing, creativity, electronic, EXPERIMENTAL, Gratitude, Innovative, inspiration, Music, musical genius., new music, prolific artist, Radiohead, solo artist, talented musician, thank you, Thom Yorke, ThomYorkesMCServer

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	6349
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Towns Built:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	9842
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old songs playing on repeat? Well, fear not, because our server has been personally blessed by Thom Yorke himself! That’s right, the lead singer of Radiohead has graced us with not one, not two, but THREE new albums this year, and they’re all exclusively available for your listening pleasure while you mine and craft to your heart’s content.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that Thom Yorke himself will occasionally log on to the server to play with fans and drop exclusive in-game items that you won’t find anywhere else. Imagine stumbling upon a rare diamond block that Thom Yorke himself placed just for you! It’s like winning the lottery, but with more creepers.

So why waste your time on other servers when you could be hanging out with Thom Yorke and jamming out to his latest tunes while you build your dream world in Minecraft? Join us now and experience the magic for yourself!

GleipnirGang Minecraft SMP – Chapter 25 “Stalling for Diamonds”

amoral heroine, brute strength, chapter, chapter 1, chapter 10, Chapter 10.5, Chapter 11, Chapter 12, Chapter 13, Chapter 14, Chapter 15, chapter 16, chapter 17, Chapter 19, chapter 2, chapter 20, chapter 21, chapter 22, Chapter 23, Chapter 24, chapter 25, chapter 3, chapter 4, chapter 5, chapter 6, Chapter 7, Chapter 8, chapter 9, Chapter.18, Claire Aoki, Daily Gleipnir, depression, diamonds, Empathy, FRANKENSTEIN, GleipnirGang, great purge, human morals, insufferable, Manga, Minecraft, Monster, Protagonist, Sadistic, secret, self hate, sense of smell, Shuichi Kagaya, smp, stalling, stalling for time, Twisted, Vampire

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	4193
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Elemental Crystals Collected:	76
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as twisted as the relationship between Shuichi and Claire? Look no further! Join our server where you can unleash your inner monster and wreak havoc with your fluffy paws and abnormally strong sense of smell. Just like Shuichi, you’ll be facing off against sadistic players like Claire who will stop at nothing to uncover your secrets and hold them over your head. Will you hold onto your human morals or embrace the darkness within? Join now for a chance to experience the ultimate battle of monsters and humans in a world where anything is possible! Just like the chapters in this manga, each day on our server brings new surprises and challenges that will keep you on the edge of your seat. Don’t miss out on the adventure – join today!

SisCraft: No Favors for Little Sis

book series, dad, Disappointed, early copies, Favor, Favors, Girlfriend, Happy, Industry, MONEY, Promise, published, publishing company, Request, Risk, Sis, SisCraft, sister, Trouble, UNCOMFORTABLE, Unethical, Volumes

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	1856
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as epic as a 28-volume book series? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of exploring 26 amazing worlds, with 2 more on the way!

Need early access to the next volumes of the book series? Don’t worry, our server has connections to the publishing industry! Just ask our admin, who just so happens to be the dad of one of our players, and you might get early copies of the next volumes. Disclaimer: We can’t guarantee it, but hey, it’s worth a shot, right?

So come on down to our server, where the adventures are endless and the drama is real. Just like trying to get early copies of a book series, you never know what might happen next!

RejectCraft SMP – No Hard Feelings

10. kindness, 11. sensitivity, 12. boundaries, 13. assertiveness, 14. compassion, 15. self-esteem, 16. rejection advice, 17. handling rejection, 18. rejection etiquette, 19. rejection tips, 2. dating, 20. rejection without hurting feelings., 3. relationships, 4. communication, 5. honesty, 6. tactful rejection, 7. emotional intelligence, 8. self-respect, 9. empathy, feelings, HARD, RejectCraft, rejection, smp

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	1457
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	23
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Dragon Eggs Found:	4086
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Gods Slained:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, do we have the perfect place for you! Our Minecraft SMP is like no other – we have a strict “no serious business” policy.

Join us for wacky adventures, insane builds, and a community that will leave you in stitches. Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent chickens who have mastered the art of redstone? Or maybe you’re intrigued by the legend of the diamond pickaxe that grants wishes (spoiler alert: it only grants wishes for more diamonds).

So if you’re looking for a server where the only rule is to have a good time, come join us! Just be prepared for the occasional prank involving exploding sheep or a surprise visit from our resident prankster, the mischievous Enderman named Steve. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

BlockyBurgerJoint

BlockyBurgerJoint, Concept, creativity, cuisine, Culinary, Dining, dream, Entertainment, Experience, fan favorite, FANTASY, fictional restaurant, Food, iconic, imagination, Immersive, Movie, Nostalgia, pop culture, real, Unique

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	7612
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	26
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Void Gems Collected:	38

Are you tired of boring old restaurants serving up the same old food? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is bringing to life the most outrageous fictional restaurant from a movie – the Krusty Krab from SpongeBob SquarePants!

Join our server and dive into the underwater world of Bikini Bottom where you can work alongside SpongeBob and Squidward flipping Krabby Patties for hungry customers. But be warned, Mr. Krabs is always on the lookout for anyone trying to steal his secret formula!

Not a fan of seafood? No problem! We also have a special section of the server dedicated to Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory. Explore the whimsical world of candy and chocolate, but watch out for the Oompa Loompas – they’re always up to mischief!

So why wait? Join our server now for a culinary adventure like no other! Who knows, you might even run into some famous movie characters along the way.

FrenchFugitiveMCServer

Arrest warrant, brother, CEO, controversy, criminal, criminal charges, digital communication, extradition, family ties, French authorities, FrenchFugitiveMCServer, fugitive, International, investigation, law enforcement, legal trouble, messaging app, scandal, technology company, Telegram, wanted

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	5579
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Animals Bred:	160
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	39	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6

So, like, you ever heard of that one time when the CEO of Telegram’s brother got in trouble with the French authorities? Well, guess what, he’s now running a Minecraft server! And let me tell you, it’s a wild ride.

Join our server for a chance to team up with the infamous brother of a tech giant and take on the French police in epic battles. Build your own secret underground base to hide from the authorities and smuggle rare items across borders.

But that’s not all, folks. We also have a secret black market where you can trade with shady characters for powerful weapons and armor. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this crazy adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where even the CEO’s brother is on the run. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

TelegramTalesMC

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	5163
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Mines Excavated:	3093
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Emeralds Found:	8773
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5

so, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, you know? like, if you wanna have a good time and laugh your butt off, then this is the place to be, dude. like, we got crazy stuff happening all the time, like one time a player built a giant toilet and everyone had to use it as a slide to get to the treasure at the bottom. it was wild, man.

and, like, the best part is that the owner of this server is, like, a total legend. they once tamed a herd of creepers and rode them into battle against a horde of zombies. it was epic, bro. you gotta join this server just to witness the insanity for yourself.

oh, and did i mention that we have a secret underground disco party every saturday night? yeah, it’s lit, my dude. you gotta come and bust a move with us. plus, there’s free cake and fireworks for everyone. it’s like a party in your pants, but in minecraft.

so, like, what are you waiting for? join this server now and let the good times roll. trust me, you won’t regret it. it’s gonna be a blast, bro.