crunchy mom Minecraft Servers

crunchy mom Minecraft Servers

  • MineCraftyMischief

    MineCraftyMischief
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    Players: 104/700 Votes: 4968
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Mythical Relics Collected: 15 Shattered Realms Restored: 2
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 4 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4 Dragon Scales Harvested: 152
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 18 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 8
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 11 Forbidden Tomes Read: 7
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Powerful Allies Recruited: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all kinds of parenting styles, even the crunchy ones! Join us if you want to escape the “toxic” mainstream servers and experience a world where essential oils are the currency and cloth diapers are the armor of choice.

    Our server is perfect for homeschooling parents who want to give their kids a truly unique education. Forget about boring old textbooks, here we learn about survival skills by fighting off creepers and zombies in the virtual world.

    We have a special co-op for crunchy moms where they can exchange unschooling philosophies and plan random activities for their Minecraft kids. Who needs a consistent schedule when you can just follow the sun and moon cycles in-game?

    Join us and experience the thrill of going behind your partner’s back to enroll your Minecraft kids in public school. Will you be the hero who saves them from falling behind, or the villain who ruins their crunchy childhoods? The choice is yours!

    So come on down to our server and let the drama unfold. Who needs reality TV when you can have a Minecraft server full of crunchy moms and dads trying to navigate the ups and downs of parenting in the digital world?

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • RecycleCraft Minecraft Server

    RecycleCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 106/100 Votes: 9997
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Buildings Constructed: 40 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 7
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 2 Infinity Stones Found: 6
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 2 Mythical Quests Completed: 40
    Enchantments Applied: 173 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1
    Mythical Relics Collected: 7 Evil Twin Fights: 2
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server where recycling is mandatory? Look no further! Our server is so eco-friendly, even the creepers recycle their TNT! Join us and become part of a community that cares about the environment, unlike my sister who thinks recycling is for losers.

    We take recycling so seriously that we have a whole mini-game dedicated to sorting trash and recycling in Minecraft. And if you don’t recycle, well, let’s just say the Ender Dragon won’t be the only one breathing fire in your direction.

    So come join us on this server where even the skeletons are green with envy at our commitment to recycling. And remember, if you don’t recycle, you might just end up like my sister – a trashy player who couldn’t handle the heat of our eco-friendly community.

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SmellMeNot Minecraft SMP

    SmellMeNot Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 103/1000 Votes: 1955
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 25
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 9 New Chunks Explored: 124049
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6 Magical Moments Shared: 18
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 3 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 4 Phantom Knights Defeated: 8
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 19 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Lol, bro, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s lit AF. We got diamond armor giveaways every hour, like who even does that? And the mobs drop enchanted golden apples like they’re candy, it’s insane.

    But wait, there’s more. We have this secret underground base where we hold epic PvP tournaments with custom weapons and armor that make you feel like a god. And the best part? The winner gets a pet dragon that shoots fireballs, like what even is life anymore?

    Oh, and did I mention the secret smell quest? Yeah, there’s this mysterious smell that only you can detect, and if you follow it, you’ll uncover a hidden treasure that will make you the richest player on the server. Trust me, it’s worth it.

    So come join us and experience the most absurd, chaotic, and downright hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. And remember, always watch out for the killer bunnies, they’re no joke.

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ShowtimeCraft

    ShowtimeCraft
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    Players: 90/800 Votes: 8207
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 5 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 10 Divine Relics Bestowed: 14
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 38 Secret Passages Found: 3
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 1 Ancient Ruins Explored: 1
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2 Phoenix Feathers Found: 12
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 23 Legendary Items Repaired: 7
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 3 Cursed Villages Purged: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a Creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is like the Game of Thrones of Minecraft servers – minus the disappointing final season. Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and more drama than a Real Housewives reunion. Plus, our community is tighter than a villager’s trading prices. So why waste time watching TV when you could be living your own 10/10 show on our server? Join now and become the star of your own Minecraft masterpiece!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BoomCraft Minecraft Server

    BoomCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 108/600 Votes: 5942
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 12 Divine Spears Created: 23
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 4 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Hidden Passages Discovered: 2
    Astral Projections Made: 3 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1
    Enchantments Applied: 201 Towns Built: 1
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3 Heroic Legacies Created: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, u wanna join dis minecraft server, bro? well let me tell u, dis server is like a crazy rollercoaster ride of epicness. like, one time, there was dis explosion at a dutch museum and all the gold masterpieces were stolen. it was like, whoa, so intense, bro. but don’t worry, on dis server, we got all the gold u could ever want. like, seriously, it’s like a gold mine up in here.

    and dat ain’t all, bro. we got like, dragons and unicorns and all kinds of crazy creatures roaming around. it’s like a magical wonderland, but with creepers and zombies trying to eat ur face off. but don’t worry, we got ur back. we’ll hook u up with all the weapons and armor u need to survive.

    so come join us on dis epic minecraft server, where every day is a new adventure and u never know what crazy shenanigans will go down next. trust me, u won’t regret it. it’s gonna be a blast, bro.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ElonCraft: Musk’s Surprise at AfD

    ElonCraft: Musk’s Surprise at AfD
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    Players: 97/1000 Votes: 3430
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 2 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2
    Legendary Scepters Created: 2 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 5 Magical Frogs Kissed: 6
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 3 Royal Decrees Issued: 0
    Dragons Tamed: 6 Infernal Machines Built: 0
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where elon musk himself makes surprise appearances and hands out diamond blocks like candy! he even rides around on a flying pig named rocket and shoots lasers out of his eyes to help you defeat the creepers! plus, our server has a secret underground base where you can find rare treasures and battle evil mobs with your trusty diamond sword. don’t miss out on the chance to play with the richest man in the world in our crazy minecraft world!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Sleeping Mana’s Promise

    Sleeping Mana’s Promise
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    Players: 98/1000 Votes: 9109
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 3 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 31
    Dragon Eggs Found: 8853 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6
    Demon Skulls Collected: 43 Phantom Blocks Placed: 5
    Evil Twin Fights: 2 Invisible Walls Found: 3
    Arcane Towers Raised: 5 Dragons Tamed: 2
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 3 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1
    Crops Grown: 6769 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Description
    Enter duality. A happy and colorful world awaits… But dig deeper and you can find strange subterranean worlds. Build a cute cafe with adorable decorations. Fight the ancient guardians of the nether and end. Cook scrumptious dishes in all sorts of culinary styles. Ascend to nigh godhood with machinery and magic. Collect cute pets. Build complex machinery.

    Howdy! I’ve put together a small server for relaxing, building and getting together to knock the teeth out of large bosses every so often. The modpack contains a bit of everything. Aesthetic decorations, mobs, magic, tech, and more. Battle cataclysmic bosses and celebrate your victory with a slice of pizza. Build bases alone or together in various locations.

    We’re over a year old and just had a server reset for a fresh new world feeling!

    To join, head over to the Discord and do an intro for whitelist.

    Links to the modpack and suggested resource packs are in the Discord.

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    How do I join the server? Head over to the Discord server and do an intro for whitelisting.
    What is the server’s modpack? The modpack contains a mix of aesthetics, mobs, magic, tech, and more.
    Can I build alone or with others? You can build bases alone or together with other players in different locations.
    How old is the server? The server is over a year old and recently had a reset for a fresh new world feel.

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Dual Pathway 1.21.3

    Dual Pathway 1.21.3
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    Players: 93/100 Votes: 6925
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 10 Phantom Knights Defeated: 5
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 8
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 3 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3
    Living Shadows Defeated: 4 Treasure Maps Found: 14
    Alien Abductions: 0 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG you guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you!

    First of all, the admins are like unicorns that fart rainbows and grant wishes! I mean, who wouldn’t want to play on a server run by magical farting unicorns?

    Secondly, the players on this server are like a bunch of hyperactive squirrels on caffeine! You’ll never be bored with all the crazy shenanigans they get up to.

    And let’s not forget about the buildings on this server – they’re like something out of a psychedelic dream! You’ll feel like you’re tripping on mushrooms just looking at them.

    So come join us on this Minecraft server and prepare to have your mind blown! Just make sure to bring your tinfoil hat, because things are about to get weird.

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • AnxietyCraft: No Journey Comparison, Bro

    AnxietyCraft: No Journey Comparison, Bro
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    Players: 102/500 Votes: 9277
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Players Killed by Monsters: 9850 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 76 Votes: 2276
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 25 Phantom Ships Sailed: 5
    Epic Weapons Forged: 4 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
    Vanishing Structures Built: 2 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 14 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 9
    Whispering Caves Entered: 6 Wailing Winds Heard: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of dealing with anxious friends who can’t handle their stress? Join our Minecraft server and leave all that drama behind! Our server is a stress-free zone where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without any anxiety-inducing conversations.

    We understand that overcoming anxiety is a journey, and we won’t judge you for needing more time to work through it. Plus, we have a strict policy against leaving people on “seen” – everyone deserves a response, even if it’s just a virtual hug emoji.

    So come join us on our server, where the only thing you’ll be stressed about is finding enough diamonds to build your dream castle. And remember, on our server, the only thing that’s contagious is laughter and fun!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • HappyCraft SMP – Instant Joy!

    HappyCraft SMP – Instant Joy!
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    Players: 92/1000 Votes: 7352
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Endless Staircases Climbed: 2
    Wyrmholes Dug: 4 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 22
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 20 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 4 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 3
    Players Killed by Monsters: 1476 Curse of Binding Applied: 1
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Bruh, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP that will blow your mind! Picture this: a server where the pigs ride on top of the creepers, where the chickens wear diamond armor, and where the zombies break dance instead of attacking you. It’s a total wacky world where anything goes!

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base filled with unlimited diamonds, a roller coaster that takes you through a lava-filled volcano, and a pet wolf that can talk and tell jokes. And get this, every time you mine a block, a disco ball drops from the sky and starts playing funky music.

    Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the most ridiculous, hilarious, and downright bonkers gameplay you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it! So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the chaos begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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