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Players: | 101/900 | Votes: | 1378 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 8791 |
Shadow Figures Spotted: | 6 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 |
Cozy Campfires Lit: | 15 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 |
Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 |
Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
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