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CraftyHub – Credit Crunchin’ Hub

aita, Apology, college dropout, Communication, CraftyHub, Credit, credit card, Crunchin, Decision making, Elderly, family, financial decisions, forgiveness, gamestop, Hub, husband, joint account, line of credit, Marriage, Mother, PS5, relationship, Trust, unexpected expenses

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	5524
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Potions Brewed:	81	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Meteorites Collected:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Runes Activated:	4

Are you tired of dealing with financial surprises from your spouse? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only surprises are hidden treasure chests and secret dungeons! No more unexpected credit card bills for PS5s or GameStop shopping sprees – just pure, unadulterated fun in a blocky paradise.

Our server is a safe haven for those who value teamwork and communication, unlike some people we know cough OP’s husband cough. Build, mine, and explore with like-minded players who understand the importance of making decisions together as a family (of gamers, that is).

And hey, if you ever need a break from the chaos of real life, just log on and immerse yourself in a world where the only drama is deciding which enchanted sword to wield. So come join us and leave the financial woes behind – because let’s face it, who needs a GameStop credit card when you can trade diamonds with villagers?

RedditAdviceMinecraftSMP

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	1178
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	29	Meteorites Collected:	4

Are you tired of getting terrible advice from your friends who think they know everything? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the ultimate advice-giving paradise! Need tips on how to build the most epic castle or how to survive a creeper attack? Our community of players has got your back with the most outrageous and hilarious advice you’ll ever receive. Join us now and say goodbye to boring advice forums, because here, we only give the most absurd and entertaining tips to help you conquer the blocky world of Minecraft!

EmoCraft: The Feels Express

captivating performances, Character development, cinematic journey, deep emotions, diverse emotions, dramatic moments, EmoCraft, emotional depth, emotional impact, Emotional rollercoaster, evocative storytelling, express, Feels, heart-wrenching, Heartwarming, immersive experience, intense feelings, movie experience., moving scenes, powerful storytelling, soul-stirring, tearjerker, Thought-provoking

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	8705
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Magic Items Found:	4607

Are you tired of boring old movies that only make you feel one or two emotions? Well, get ready for the rollercoaster ride of a lifetime on our Minecraft server! Join us and experience a whirlwind of emotions that will leave you questioning your very existence. From the heart-pounding excitement of battling creepers to the heart-wrenching sadness of losing all your diamonds in a lava pit, this server has it all. And let’s not forget the pure joy of finally finding that elusive pink sheep or the intense rage of getting blown up by a sneaky TNT trap. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and prepare to feel ALL the feels!

FrostCraft Minecraft Server

asset management, Diplomacy, eastern europe, economic aid, economic sanctions, EU, european union, financial resources., financial restrictions, financial support, foreign policy, Frostcraft, frozen assets, fund utilization, geopolitical conflict, international relations, Minecraft, political tensions, russia, sanctions, Server, Ukraine

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	5606
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	36
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	10	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9

come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine can use all the funds from frozen russian assets to build the most lit minecraft world ever. we got diamonds for days and creepers that drop stacks of emeralds. our admins are all ukrainian ninjas who will protect u from any griefers or trolls. plus, we have a secret underground base where you can find elytra wings and ride dragons into battle. join now before putin tries to shut us down, comrade!

NATOandEU4Ukraine

Alliance, Baltic states, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, EU, european integration, european union, Finnish president, foreign policy, Helsinki, international relations, kyiv, MEMBERSHIP, military cooperation, nato, NATOandEU4Ukraine, Politics, SECURITY, strategic partnership, Ukraine

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	6995
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	114	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Ores Mined:	7279	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3

so, like, u kno how ukraine is all like “oh i wanna join nato but i gotta join eu first”? well, the finnish president is like “yup, that’s the way it’s gonna go down, no nato for ukraine until they’re in the eu club”. but like, who cares about all that political stuff when u can join our minecraft server instead? we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do the moonwalk. plus, if u join now, u get a free diamond sword that shoots lasers. so come on, join our server and leave all that nato and eu drama behind. let’s build some crazy stuff together and have a blast!

BoomerMC – Where all the cool kids hang out and build stuff together in a grown-up way on a brand spanking new world

application, BoomerMC, brand, BUILD, building, Community, Cool, creativity, Discord, Farming, feasibility, Friendly, Friends, grownup, Hang, hermitcraft, Kids, Lag, Management, Optimization, Papermc, power, Relaxation, Resource, spanking, Stuff, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist, world

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	7629
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Divine Spears Created:	10	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Dimension Hops:	10	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Qualities	Description
Close to Vanilla	99% of farms allowed with exceptions. Farms must be discussed and approved.
Server Type	PaperMC for optimization, minimal plugins except for management
PvP	Not enabled, server is for friendly survival like Hermitcraft
Server Size	Less than 30 whitelisted players for creativity and relaxation

Application:

Apply Here

Discord:

Join our Discord

We hope to see you there and don’t be afraid to say hi!

FAQ

Q: Can I build any type of farm on the server?

A: Most farms are allowed, but please discuss and ask before building to ensure feasibility and avoid duplication.

Q: Are there any plugins on the server?

A: Minimal plugins for management, mainly running on PaperMC for optimization.

Q: Is PvP enabled on the server?

A: PvP is currently not enabled, focusing on friendly survival gameplay like Hermitcraft.

Q: How many players are allowed on the server?

A: Less than 30 whitelisted players to maintain a small, creative community.

GPU Wars Minecraft Server

business decision, China, Chinese revenue, Competition, economic impact, global economy, GPU, GPUs, HUANG, international relations, market share, Minecraft, nvidia, sad news, semiconductor industry, Server, stock market, tech industry, Technology, technology news, trade war, US government, video cards, Wars

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	7782
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Towns Built:	3
Magic Items Found:	5343	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Join our Minecraft server and help us rebuild the lost Chinese revenue! We promise to turn those tears into laughter as we embark on a wild journey to create the most epic virtual world ever seen. Who needs billions of dollars when you can have endless diamonds and emeralds in Minecraft? Plus, rumor has it that Huang himself will be joining the server to seek refuge from his financial woes. Don’t miss out on the chance to game with a disgraced billionaire – join us now!

Bitcoin SMP: Grand at 71k

71k, Beginner, Bitcoin, Blockchain, Buy, cryptocurrency, Digital Currency, finance, first time, GRAND, hodl, investing, Investment, long term, market, peak, price, profit, Risk, Sell, short-term, smp, Trading, volatility

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	598
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4

Join our Minecraft SMP and you too could become a bitcoin billionaire like our fearless leader! He bought a grand of bitcoin at 71k and now he’s rolling in virtual dough. Who needs diamonds when you can have digital currency? Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret bitcoin mine hidden somewhere in the world – find it and you’ll be set for life! Don’t miss out on the chance to strike it rich in our crazy, crypto-filled server.

CraftyClassmateCraze

Absurd, Apology, Boundaries, Chivalry, Classes, college student, Communication, Conflict Resolution, CraftyClassmateCraze, depression, dickhead, English professor, Friend, Help, homework, RESPONSIBILITY, Rude, sick, stress, writing assignment

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	1837
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Void Armor Forged:	25
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	48	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31

Are you tired of dealing with entitled classmates who expect you to do their homework for them? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of college life!

On our server, you can build your own virtual world where no one can guilt-trip you into doing their assignments. Say goodbye to annoying classmates like Maggie and her ridiculous demands for chivalry. Here, you’re the boss of your own domain!

Plus, our server is filled with hilarious memes and outrageous stories to keep you entertained. Who needs real-life drama when you can laugh at Linus tech tips memes all day long?

So, if you’re ready to escape the stress of college and have some lols along the way, join our Minecraft server now! And remember, on our server, you’re never the asshole.

ExcuseMeMinecraftSMP

car trouble, childcare, DEADLINE, doctor appointment, EXCUSE, ExcuseMeMinecraftSMP, Fake, family emergency, get out of work, Job, lie, Meeting, mental health, overslept, personal issue, RESPONSIBILITY, sick, stress, traffic, work, work excuse

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	6407
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Magic Items Found:	8608

Are you tired of the daily grind of work and responsibilities? Do you dream of escaping to a world where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans. Need an excuse to get out of work? Just tell your boss that you’re busy defending your base from a horde of zombie pigmen or hunting down the elusive Ender Dragon. Trust us, they’ll totally understand.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is home to a community of players who are always up for a good laugh and a good time. Whether you’re a seasoned pro or a total noob, there’s a place for you here. So what are you waiting for? Join us today and let the fun begin!

Digging4Diamonds

Behavior, cleanliness, common practices, conformity, cultural norms, Digging4Diamonds, Disgusting, everyday actions, gross, habits, hygiene, Manners, personal care, Repulsive, revolting, social expectations, societal norms, societal standards, taboo, unhygienic, Unpleasant

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	7062
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Ores Mined:	7019
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Votes:	5736
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	10

Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of digging through piles of virtual poop to find hidden treasures! Yes, you heard that right – we have a unique feature where players can dig through piles of poop to uncover rare items and secret loot. Who knew that something so gross could be so rewarding?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a community of talking animals who have formed their own society within the game. From gossiping chickens to philosophical pigs, you never know what kind of wacky conversations you’ll stumble upon.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a trip to our custom-built volcano biome where you can mine for diamonds while dodging lava flows and erupting fireballs. It’s a dangerous journey, but the rewards are definitely worth it!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the weirdest and wildest adventures you’ve ever had in the world of blocky pixels. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a hilarious way)!