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CraftyNorseWarfare

88 million dollars, allocated, arms sales, arms trade, Conflict Resolution, CraftyNorseWarfare, defense budget, defense industry, eastern europe, expand, foreign policy, geopolitical strategy, government spending, international relations, military aid, military intervention, military support, norway, security assistance, Ukraine, weapons production

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	8526
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Secret Passages Found:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	29
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Falling into the Void:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

so, like, have you heard about this cray cray minecraft server? it’s like, so lit, you gotta join rn!

we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do the moonwalk. not to mention, our diamonds are actually made of chocolate. yep, you heard right, CHOCOLATE DIAMONDS.

oh, and did i mention that the zombies here are actually really good dancers? like, they break out into a full on thriller dance routine every time you defeat them. it’s wild, man.

plus, our creepers are actually just misunderstood and they give out free hugs instead of blowing up your stuff. it’s like a cuddle party every time you see one.

so, like, why wouldn’t you wanna join this server? it’s like a party in your computer, man. come join the fun and let’s make some memories together.

MineLatam

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Factions Skyblock Creative Minigames PvP Economy Towny Roleplay Adventure Hardcore Pixelmon Parkour Prison Vanilla Quests RPG Custom Modded Skywars, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	7833
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	148
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5

We welcome you! What do we offer? Bringing you the best OP experience you can find in the Minecraft community. If you like what we do, don’t hesitate to stop by our discord.

mc.minelatam.com

CraftedSurvival: Where shopping is a sport and survival is a specialty! Join us for some semi-vanilla fun!

bedrock port 19132, CraftedSurvival, Environment, Friendly, friendly community, friendly community experience, Fun, griefer-free, Homes, INCLUSIVE, Join, Land claiming, live world map, Mob Heads, mojang, one player sleep, play.craftedsurvival.net, Playtime, Ranks, Semivanilla, shopping, shopping district, smp, Specialty, Sport, Survival, Tpa, Trust, Tweaks, Vanilla, Voting

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	504
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Buildings Constructed:	23	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	129	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4

Crafted Survival Minecraft Server

Features	Description
🏠 Land Claiming	Claim your own land to protect your builds
🛍️ Shopping District	Trade with other players in a designated shopping area
💨 Homes and TPA	Set homes and teleport to other players
🗺️ Live World Map	View the server world map in real-time
👾 Mob Heads	Collect heads from defeated mobs
🌙 One Player Sleep	Allows one player to skip the night when sleeping
🏅 Ranks based on trust, playtime, and voting	Earn ranks through various in-game activities
🧍 Active Player Base	Join a friendly and active community of players

Server Information

🔗 IP: play.craftedsurvival.net

🔗 Bedrock Port: 19132

We can’t wait to welcome you to our server! ❤️

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I claim land?	To claim land, use a golden shovel to select two points and create a claim.
Can I participate in the shopping district?	Yes, all players are welcome to set up shops and trade with others in the shopping district.
How do I set a home and teleport to other players?	Use /sethome to set a home location and /tpa [player] to teleport to another player.
Is the server grief-free?	Yes, we have measures in place to prevent griefing and ensure a friendly community experience.
How can I earn ranks on the server?	Ranks are based on trust, playtime, and voting. The more you play and contribute, the higher your rank will be.

Degrade The GF Minecraft Server

BDSM, consensual degradation, control, degradation play, degrade, degrading relationship, dirty talk, Domination, fetish, gf, Girlfriend, Humiliation, Kinky, Minecraft, power dynamics, role-play, rough sex, Server, sexual degradation, Submission, submissive, taboo

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	8685
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33
Crops Grown:	3271	Gods Slained:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a special event called “Degrade the GF” where players can team up to prank each other’s in-game girlfriends by building giant statues of them out of dirt and then blowing them up with TNT. It’s a wild ride of emotions and explosions!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their llama uprising? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough, we have a legendary treasure hunt where players can search for hidden chests filled with rare items and diamonds. But beware, the chests are guarded by a pack of mischievous chickens who will stop at nothing to protect their loot.

So come join us on this wacky and unpredictable Minecraft server, where anything can happen and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the llamas). See you in the game!

Cunt Prostitute Minecraft SMP

adult entertainment, adult services, brothels, commercial sex industry, Cunt, escort agencies, escort services, intimate services, Minecraft, paid companionship, paid intimacy, paid sex, Prostitute, Prostitutes, Red Light District, sex industry, sex work, sex workers, sexual encounters, sexual services, sexual transactions, smp, solicitation, transactional sex

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	2916
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Dimension Hops:	6
New Chunks Explored:	600004	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Secret Passages Found:	6

Are you tired of wandering aimlessly in your Minecraft world, searching for excitement and adventure? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate destination for all your virtual needs!

Join us and experience a world where the pigs ride on the backs of chickens, and the creepers are actually just misunderstood creatures looking for a hug. Our community is filled with players who have mastered the art of building giant statues of themselves out of diamond blocks, and our economy is based on trading rare items like enchanted golden carrots and dragon eggs.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of villagers who run a thriving prostitution ring. That’s right, you can trade emeralds for a night of passion with a sexy librarian or a seductive blacksmith. It’s a wild world out there, and anything is possible on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true!

DiamondsForDudes

consumer pricing, cost of living, DiamondsForDudes, economic disparities, gender bias, gender discrimination, gender disparities, gender economics, gender inequality, gender pay gap, gender pricing, gender wage gap, gender-based costs, gender-based pricing, gender-specific pricing, gendered costs., gendered pricing, pricing discrimination, pricing inequality, retail pricing, wage gap

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	954
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Void Armor Forged:	30
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1

Join our Minecraft server and find out the answer to this age-old question! We have a secret hidden in our virtual world that will blow your mind and have you questioning everything you thought you knew about gender equality. Plus, rumor has it that our server is guarded by a pack of highly trained ninja cats who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that come your way. So come on, join us and embark on the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life!

EuroCraft2025 Minecraft Server

2025, Diplomacy, duda, eastern europe, EU Expansion, EU Presidency, EuroCraft2025, European affairs, European Commission, European Council, european integration, european parliament, european politics, european union, European Union expansion, foreign policy, international relations, Minecraft, Poland, Poland presidency, Poland-EU relations, Server, Ukraine integration

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	6327
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Zombie Dances:	7
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Meteorites Collected:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

come join our minecraft server where we pretend to be the president of poland in 2025 and our main goal is to make ukraine join the EU in the most epic way possible! we have crazy events like building giant EU flags out of diamond blocks and having epic battles against evil mobs that represent anti-EU forces.

duda himself will be there to guide you through the journey and give you special quests like finding the legendary EU sword hidden deep in the mines. join now and be part of the most epic EU expansion in minecraft history!

plus, we have free virtual pierogi for all new players! don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to shape the future of europe in a blocky, pixelated world. join now!

UkraineWarzoneCraft

Border skirmishes, civilian casualties, conflict escalation, Conflict in Eastern Europe, Eastern Europe conflict, Eastern Ukraine conflict, Fighting intensifies, Heavy Russian casualties, international conflict, military casualties, military conflict, political tensions, russian aggression, russian military, Ukraine contact line, Ukraine crisis, ukraine russia conflict, UkraineWarzoneCraft, war casualties, war in Ukraine, war zone

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	2209
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	5448
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Dragon Eggs Found:	7153	Mythical Quests Completed:	16

come join our epic minecraft server where u can unleash ur inner warrior and fight like a russian soldier in ukraine but without the actual danger lol. we got intense battles happening all the time, just like in the real world but with pixelated graphics and blocky landscapes. u can be the hero of ur own story and lead ur army to victory against the enemy, just watch out for those creepers tho they’re more dangerous than any enemy soldier. join now and experience the thrill of war without actually getting hurt, what more could u ask for in a minecraft server?

Cough Crafters: Chronic Chronicles

chronic, chronic cough, Chronicles, continuous monitoring, cough, cough analysis, cough dynamics, cough frequency, cough monitoring technologies, cough patterns, Crafters, daily variation, data collection, health tracking., Healthcare, limited-time monitoring, Medical research, monitoring devices, patient care, Patients, researchers, respiratory diseases, respiratory health, Technology

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	8158
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Buildings Constructed:	33	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Endless Legions Commanded:	45	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	6

so, liek, imagine dis crazy server where coughs be da main event, yo. we gotz dis epic technology dat monitors ur coughs 24/7, cuz u never know when a coughin’ spree gon’ hit, amirite? u can’t miss out on all da wild cough dynamics happenin’ on dis server, it’s like a coughin’ extravaganza up in here. join now for da most intense cough monitoring experience of ur life, u won’t regret it, cough cough cough!

FaberNetworkMC

Adventures, boss models, Bosses, Cross-Play, custom abilities, Custom Items, Dungeons, Economy, Events, Jobs, Leveling system, Loot, MCMMO, mob models, mobs, Pets, PvE, PvP, Quests, Survival, Towns, Towny, TRADES, Vanilla, vanilla style

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	2750
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	33	Void Gems Collected:	36
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6

Minecraft towny with dungeons, quests, PVP, events, and hundreds of custom items whilst preserving the vanilla style.

Integrated leveling system with mobs/bosses and custom loot that becomes stronger as you progress.

Dungeons and adventures with different difficulties.No limit on progression.

Economy takes an important role in the server – Grow your empire by working jobs, trades with other players and even selling towns.Own custom pets with custom coded abilities.

Custom boss/mob models for a fresh feel.

play.fabernetworkmc.net