crumple to your knees – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

ElbowBoobCraft
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join this epic minecraft server where elbows are the ultimate weapon! we have custom plugins that turn your elbows into deadly weapons that can take down even the toughest mobs.
imagine sneaking up on a creeper and giving it a swift elbow jab, watching it explode into a million pieces. or teaming up with your friends for an elbow battle royale, where the last one standing wins epic loot.
but that’s not all – our server also has a secret hidden chest that can only be unlocked by elbowing it open. inside, you’ll find rare items and treasures that will make you the envy of all your fellow players.
so come join us and experience the thrill of using your elbows like never before. who knew that such a weird body part could be so powerful in the world of minecraft?

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DateCraft2030
Advancements, Calendar, Clarity, confusion, Consistency, date formats, DateCraft2030, digitalization, efficiency, Future, mm-dd, mm-yy, Modernization, organization, progress, simplification, standardization, Technology, Time, uniformity, years ahead
LOL JOIN THIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IN 8 YEARS WE GONNA BE LIVIN IN THE FUTURE AND WON’T HAVE TO WORRY BOUT DATES NO MORE. U CAN BUILD A TIME MACHINE AND GO BACK TO THE DINOSAURS TIMES AND RIDE A T-REX. ALSO, WE GOT A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY WHERE MERMAIDS BE THROWIN PARTIES EVERY NIGHT. PLUS, U CAN RIDE A PIGEON INTO BATTLE AGAINST A DRAGON. SO JOIN NOW AND LET’S GET WEIRD TOGETHER!

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AvianFluGoneViral
avian, avian influenza, AvianFluGoneViral, COMPREHENSIVE, genome, genome sequencing, honing, Human, human-to-human transmission, INFECTIONS, influenza, multidirectional, multidirectional infections, Risk, sequencing, species, step, transmission ability, Virus, worrying
so, u wanna join our epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u, it’s like nothing u’ve ever seen before. we got pigs that can fly, creepers that dance, and zombies that do the cha cha slide. but wait, there’s more!
did u know that our server is actually run by a secret society of chickens who are plotting to take over the world? yeah, u heard me right. these chickens are no joke. they’ve got plans to infect every player with a virus that turns them into…chickens. but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!
oh, and did i mention that our server is located on a floating island in the sky? yep, that’s right. u gotta build bridges and ladders just to get around. it’s like a real-life game of parkour, but with more explosions and lava.
so, what are u waiting for? come join our server and experience the madness for yourself. just be careful of those sneaky chickens…they’re always watching.

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Bloom SMP: Where vanilla is semi, English is spoken, and crossplay is encouraged!

active community, Bloom, crossplay, discord server, encouraged, English, Events, friendly administrators, friendly environment, Grief Protection, multiplayer, Semi, Semi Vanilla, smp, spoken, Vanilla, Version 1.21., Website

Bloom SMP Minecraft Server

IP Address	play.bloomsmp.net
Supported Versions	1.9 – 1.21

Features:

Anti griefing
Cross play
A welcoming community
An active Discord
A friendly staff team
Regular events

Bloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out.

Website: https://bloomsmp.net

Discord: https://discord.gg/bloomsmp

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Is the server modded?	No, Bloom SMP is not modded but contains gameplay enhancing plugins.
What versions of Minecraft are supported?	The server supports versions 1.9 – 1.21.
Is griefing allowed?	No, the server has anti-griefing measures in place.

Blocktopia Minecraft Server
blocktopia, Minecraft, Server
Are you tired of playing Minecraft alone and feeling like a lonely block in a vast world of pixels? Well, fear not my friend, for our server is here to save you from the depths of boredom! Join us and be part of a community where creepers are actually friendly and pigs can fly (literally, we have a mod for that).
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so social that even the Ender Dragon attends our weekly tea parties. Yes, you heard that right, the Ender Dragon loves a good cup of Earl Grey and a chat about the latest gossip in the Nether.
If that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: our server is so popular that even Herobrine himself logs on to play hide and seek with the players. Rumor has it he’s a master at blending in with the environment, so good luck finding him!
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and be part of the craziest, most social Minecraft community you’ll ever encounter. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything is possible.

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Minecraft SMP: AEWcameraSux
aew, AEWcameraSux, broadcast quality, camera work, cinematic wrestling, cinematography, film major, media production, Minecraft, production value, professional wrestling, smp, Sports Entertainment, television production, tv show, Visual Storytelling, wrestling, wrestling community, wrestling fans, wrestling industry, wrestling promotion, wwe, youtube show
Are you tired of watching Minecraft SMPs that have the production value of a potato? Well, look no further because our server is like the Avengers of Minecraft SMPs – epic, action-packed, and full of plot twists that will leave you screaming “OMG” in the chat.
Join us and become a part of the craziest Minecraft community on the block. We have more drama than a soap opera, more plot twists than a Christopher Nolan film, and more laughs than a stand-up comedy show. Trust me, you won’t find a server like ours anywhere else.
So why wait? Join now and be a part of something truly legendary. Who knows, you might even become the next big Minecraft superstar. Just remember, on our server, anything can happen – from building a giant chicken statue to accidentally unleashing a horde of creepers on your friends. It’s all in a day’s work for us.

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BlockBusterPrison
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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only illegal thing you can do is steal someone’s diamonds? Well, look no further! Join our server and engage in all sorts of illegal activities, like mining diamonds without a permit or building a house without a zoning license.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Sheep Liberation Front,” a group of rebellious players who have declared war on all sheep in the game. Join their ranks and help free the sheep from their woolly oppressors!
And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a creeper who never learned how to explode properly? Join us if you dare, and see if you can survive the night without getting blown up by a ghostly green monstrosity.
So come on down to our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional ban for breaking the rules). Join today and start breaking the law in style!

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KimJongCraft Minecraft Server
aerial threats, airspace safety, aviation disruption, aviation security, balloon incidents, balloon launches, disrupt flights, emergency response, fire hazards, flight delays, KimJongCraft, Minecraft, North Korea, North Korea flights, North Korea trash balloons, North Korean provocations, rooftop fire, rooftop fire incident, seoul, Seoul flights, Server, south korea, trash balloons
come join our epic minecraft server where we blow up trash balloons like north korea and cause rooftop fires in seoul for funsies! who needs boring old regular minecraft when you can have chaos and destruction all day every day? join now for a wild ride you won’t forget (unless you have amnesia, then you might forget but that’s not our fault)! let’s make minecraft great again, one trash balloon at a time!

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DroneCraft: Korean Accusations
accusations, aerial footage, China, cross-border incident, diplomatic tensions, DroneCraft, Espionage, foreign nationals, government response, illegal drone video, international relations, investigation, Korean, legal consequences, military technology, national defense, security breach, south korea, Students, Surveillance, territorial violation, unauthorized filming, US carrier
come join our epic minecraft server where we do not accuse anyone of illegal drone videos, we just build epic structures and have a blast! plus, our chinese students are top-notch builders who will blow your mind with their skills. who needs drones when you can fly in creative mode? join us now for a wild ride filled with laughter and blocky adventures!

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AsthmaCraft: Where Pollutants are the Only Diamonds
AsthmaCraft, diamonds, Pollutants
Yo, you gotta join this server cuz we got the dankest air quality around! Forget about those other servers with their clean air and fresh oxygen, we got that sweet, sweet traffic-related air pollutant that will give you the ultimate Minecraft high!
Our community is located right next to some massive warehouses, so you know the air is gonna be lit AF. Plus, breathing in all that pollution will give you a sick asthma skin that will make all the other players jealous.
So come on down to our server and experience the thrill of slowly suffocating while building your dream house. It’s a breath of fresh air…literally!

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RodentNetwork
Belgian, Community, Cross-Play, Discord, Dutch, Economy, Events, Friendly, Fun, Ip:, Minecraft, Mini Games, Network, OneBlock, Players, Prison, PvP, RodentNetwork, Server, Staff, Survival, Updates, Webstore
Rodent Network is a Dutch/Belgian community server!
Our network is open to everyone, no matter how old or young you are as long as you have fun with others and especially in our Network! We are a close community with reliable players. Our Staff team is always ready to help you when needed. Our staff team also listens to your ideas to make the servers to your liking, what you want and where you can have fun because that is our number 1 priority. We do not only have Survival, no, we also have Oneblock and Prison where you and all your friends, family and acquaintances can play. Our game modes are unique and very cool to play. We die every week to improve your playing experience and also with updates and/or events.
Come join our friendly community! Hopefully we see you soon on our Minecraft Network and in our discord server.
Discord: https://discord.knaagdiernetwork.nl/ Webstore: store.knaagdiernetwork.nl IP: play.knaagdiernetwork.nl Version: 1.20+
play.knaagdiernetwork.nl

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