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ElbowBoobCraft

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	419
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Falling into the Void:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	16

join this epic minecraft server where elbows are the ultimate weapon! we have custom plugins that turn your elbows into deadly weapons that can take down even the toughest mobs.

imagine sneaking up on a creeper and giving it a swift elbow jab, watching it explode into a million pieces. or teaming up with your friends for an elbow battle royale, where the last one standing wins epic loot.

but that’s not all – our server also has a secret hidden chest that can only be unlocked by elbowing it open. inside, you’ll find rare items and treasures that will make you the envy of all your fellow players.

so come join us and experience the thrill of using your elbows like never before. who knew that such a weird body part could be so powerful in the world of minecraft?

CraftyTime Minecraft Server

Afternoon, CraftyTime, Dawn, Day, daybreak, dusk, early morning, Evening, favourite time, Golden Hour, late night, magic hour, Midday, midnight, Minecraft, morning, night, nightfall, peak hours, Server, sunrise, sunset, Twilight

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	2389
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	9858

Do you know what time it is? It’s time to join our Minecraft server and embark on the most epic adventure of your life! Picture this: you log on and suddenly find yourself in a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers break out into spontaneous dance parties.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has a secret talent for baking the most delicious cakes you’ve ever tasted. And rumor has it that if you can defeat the dragon in a bake-off, you’ll be granted three wishes by the magical Minecraft gods.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the craziness begin! It’s the only place where you can experience the thrill of mining for diamonds while riding a roller coaster made entirely out of TNT. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this wild ride!

RedditCraft – The Ultimate Blocky Battle!

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	920
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Chimeras Created:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Players Killed by Monsters:	2744	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Zombie Dances:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

Are you tired of boring old Reddit and its endless debates over which is better, cats or dogs? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate showdown between Reddit and X! Join us for epic battles where you can fight as either a cute little upvote or a fierce downvote. Choose your side wisely and dominate the server with your preferred memes and opinions. Plus, rumor has it that the winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual cookies. So why wait? Join now and let the madness begin!

GazaBlockerCraft

24-hour protection, athletes, Competition, crisis management., Diplomacy, France, France-Israel relations, Gaza tensions, GazaBlockerCraft, international relations, Israel, Israeli Olympics team, Middle East conflict, olympics, Peacekeeping, political tensions, Safety Measures, SECURITY, security detail, solidarity, sports

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	7034
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4

so, like, u know how france is all like, ooh la la with their fancy baguettes and stuff? well, guess what? they’re gonna be givin’ 24-hour protection to the israeli olympics team! like, whoa, that’s some serious stuff goin’ on there, right? i mean, tensions in gaza and all that jazz, but france is like, nah, we got your back, israel! so, if u wanna be part of a server that’s got that kind of support, then u gotta join us! we’re like the france of minecraft servers, always lookin’ out for our peeps and makin’ sure everyone’s safe and sound. plus, we got some crazy stories to tell, like that time a creeper tried to blow up our spawn point but we took ’em down with a diamond sword and a bucket of lava. yeah, we’re hardcore like that. so come on over and join the fun, we promise u won’t regret it!

PsychoCraft: Fearless & Empathless

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	6922
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Falling into the Void:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	125	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Villages Defended:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	1

join our minecraft server because we have the most fearless players around! we don’t have time for anxiety, we’re too busy building epic structures and battling mobs like true psychopaths. come join us and leave your empathy at the door, it’s time to conquer the virtual world with no fear and no worries. who needs anxiety when you have a pickaxe and a diamond sword? let’s goooo!

Aurora: Where we mine diamonds and tell dad jokes – join our server now!

Adventure, armor stands, aurora, Bluemap, Community, dad, Datapacks, diamonds, Discord, endermen, Fabric, Heads, imagination, Join, jokes, mini blocks, mobs, multiplayer, Server, shulker, Sleep, smp, Survival, Tectonic, Terralith, Vanilla, wandering traders

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	4744
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	190	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	1

Aurora SMP Minecraft Server

Server Version	Fabric 1.21
Server Type	Dedicated
Features	Datapacks, Bluemap, Terralith, Tectonic

Overview:

Welcome to Aurora SMP, a multiplayer Minecraft server where creativity and community thrive. Join us in our season 3 world and immerse yourself in a world of imagination and adventure. Make friends, build epic structures, and explore a vast and engaging world!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	To request to join our server, please add TaintedPixels on Discord.
What version is the server running on?	The server is running on Fabric 1.21.
Are there any special features on the server?	Yes, we have various datapacks and addons including custom drops, Bluemap, Terralith, and Tectonic.
Is the server community-driven?	Yes, we have a warm and welcoming community where players can collaborate and build together.
Can I watch the server trailer?	Yes, you can view our trailer here: Trailer

CustodyCraft Minecraft Server

child custody lawyer, child custody rights, child support, children, co parenting, court proceedings, custody agreement, custody battle, CustodyCraft, domestic issues, emotional distress, family court, family dynamics, Family Law, legal advice., marriage issues, Minecraft, parental rights, parenting, relationship problems, Server, visitation rights, waifu

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	6098
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	5499
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Void Armor Forged:	24
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Chimeras Created:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	34
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22

Are you tired of dealing with real-life drama like custody battles and relationship problems? Escape to our Minecraft server where the only custody battle you’ll have is fighting over who gets the last diamond block! Join now and build a virtual world where your waifu can’t take your children away because they’re too busy mining for resources. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from your problems and pretend they don’t exist. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and say goodbye to real-life responsibilities!

CraftyFate – Minecraft Server

Arctic Summer World, Ashiya Douman, Chaldea’s Magical Summer Theme Park, CraftyFate, Drop Rates, Event, Event Compendium, FAQ, fate grand order, FGO JP, Future Quartz, Ibuki Douji, Lady Avalon, Materials Spreadsheet, mats, Minecraft, NA General, Rateups, Raw Database, Servant Info, Server, summon, Summoning Info

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	1665
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Epic Shields Constructed:	18	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is like a magical summer theme park straight out of Chaldea!

Join us for the Arctic Summer World event where you can summon epic characters like Ibuki Douji and Lady Avalon to help you conquer the land. And if that’s not enough, we even have Ashiya Douman waiting for you to summon him and wreak havoc on your enemies.

But that’s not all, we have a Servant Material Lookup tool to help you plan your strategies, a Coin Calculator to keep track of your riches, and even a Damage Calculator to make sure you’re always one step ahead of the game.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziness of Chaldea in Minecraft form. Who knows, you might even uncover the secrets of the Fate Grand Order Raw Database while you’re at it!

CruiseCraft: History’s +1

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	4564
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Votes:	1670
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Dragon Scales Harvested:	207	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	2

Imagine sailing the high seas of Minecraft with the most iconic figures in history by your side! Picture cruising through the pixelated waves with Cleopatra, Julius Caesar, and even Albert Einstein as your shipmates.

On our server, you can embark on epic quests with your historical companions, battling sea monsters and conquering new lands together. Want to see how Genghis Khan fares against a horde of creepers? Or watch Marie Curie blow up some TNT with her groundbreaking discoveries? Anything is possible on this wild and wacky server!

So why join our server? Because where else can you sail the seven seas with the likes of Leonardo da Vinci and Amelia Earhart, all while building your own empire and exploring uncharted territories? Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join us now and set sail for history!

TerrorCraft Minecraft Server

€35k, controversy, discrimination, employee rights, employment law, former employee, freedom of speech, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, Israeli politics, Israeli tech, labor rights, legal action, Minecraft, payment, sacked, Server, tech firm, TerrorCraft, terrorist state, workplace dispute, workplace ethics, wrongful termination

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	1984
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Love Letters Sent:	19
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Epic Quests Completed:	21
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than an israeli tech firm! we’ll pay you €35k just for joining and causing chaos by calling everything a terrorist state! build your own empire and watch it crumble just like this tech firm did! who needs a job when you can play minecraft all day and get paid for it? join now and let the madness begin!

FutureCraft: No Proof Needed

BELIEF, destiny, doubt, Existence, fate, Future, FutureCraft, metaphysics, Needed, Perception, philosophy, physical proof, Possibility, prediction, proof, Reality, Science, skepticism, speculation, Time, uncertainty, unknown

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	2991
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	72
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Animals Bred:	132	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

so like, u ever wonder what the future holds? well on this server, we got u covered fam. we got time travelers from the year 3000 coming back to play minecraft with us. they bring all sorts of crazy gadgets and gizmos from the future, like flying pigs and rainbow sheep.

if u join our server, u might just get a chance to ride a hovercraft made out of diamonds or battle a robot army with laser swords. who needs proof of the future when u can experience it firsthand in minecraft?

come join us and see what the future holds, it’s gonna be lit fam. oh, and did we mention we have a secret portal to a parallel universe where everything is made out of candy? yeah, it’s pretty sweet. literally.