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CruiseCraft Minecraft Server

Apology, Argument, chip in, Conversation, cruise, CruiseCraft, Friend, Irritation, Job, joking, Leeching, Minecraft, MONEY, paid, phone use, Reflection, Server, social media detox, Transfer, Upset, WiFi

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	848
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Star Shards Collected:	114	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Chimeras Created:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23

Are you tired of friends leeching off your resources like a parasitic creeper in Minecraft? Join our server where leeching is not only allowed, but encouraged! Build your friendship fortress with fellow players who will happily mooch off your hard-earned resources without a second thought. Watch as your in-game wealth dwindles while your friends thrive off your generosity. Who needs diamonds when you have friends like these, amirite? Join now and experience the ultimate leeching adventure!

OutfitCraft Minecraft Server

Communication Issues, Confrontation, coordination, cruise, emotional distress, exclusion, family drama, family dynamics, family relationships, family trip, family vacation, hurt feelings, hurtful behavior, in-laws, matching outfits, Minecraft, misunderstandings, OutfitCraft, Resentment, Server, sils, social exclusion

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	5293
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crops Grown:	2383	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Emeralds Found:	2287
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to never leave you out of the matching diamond armor party!

Join us on epic adventures where we all wear coordinated outfits, except for that one sheep who refuses to wear anything but wool.

Experience the thrill of confronting your fellow players for not including you in their plans, only to have them deny everything and blame you for overthinking. It’s like a real-life soap opera, but with creepers and skeletons!

Don’t worry about fallout with the villagers or the Ender Dragon, because on our server, everyone is included and no hurt feelings allowed (unless you accidentally hit someone with your pickaxe).

So come join us on this wild ride and remember, on our server, the only thing aggressive is the way we mine for diamonds!

CruiseGateCraft

advice, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, cruise, CruiseGateCraft, emotions, exclusion, Friends, friendship, Jealousy, partner dynamics, perspective, relationship issues, single, social dynamics, Trust, Understanding, validation, Widow

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	3000
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Love Letters Sent:	13
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Mines Excavated:	1594	Dragons Tamed:	1

Are you tired of being left out of the fun like this poor soul in a relationship drama? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is the place where everyone is invited to join in on the fun!

Join our server and never worry about being excluded from the action. We believe in inclusivity and making sure everyone feels welcome, unlike some best friends who leave you behind on a cruise (seriously, who does that?).

Our server is the perfect place to escape the drama and enjoy some epic adventures with your new virtual friends. Build your dream world, battle monsters, and explore endless possibilities without any exclusionary nonsense.

So come on over and join us, where everyone is invited and drama is left at the door. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Honeymoon Havoc Minecraft Server

alcohol, anger, Argument, Cancel, Communication, compromise, cruise, dressy, elope, Fancy, Havoc, honeymoon, luxury, Marriage, mature conversation, Minecraft, misunderstanding, Perks, reconciliation, relationship, Server, suite, Upset

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	8177
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Mythical Swords Crafted:	41
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	428	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our server for a wild and wacky adventure that will have you laughing until your sides hurt!

Imagine a world where you can elope with your Minecraft spouse and save money for a cruise on your one year anniversary! But watch out, because your Minecraft husband might get mad if you don’t dress fancy for dinner or if you suggest he dresses like a hobo. And don’t forget about the perks from contacting your old Minecraft boss – you’ll feel like Minecraft royalty the whole time!

Join our server for a honeymoon experience like no other, where you can threaten to cancel the whole thing in a fit of rage and still have a blast! Who needs real life drama when you can have all the chaos and craziness in Minecraft? So come on, join us and let the fun begin!

IslandHoppers Minecraft Server

abandoning parents, all inclusive resort, angry parents, bargaining, Caribbean island, Communication, cruise, excursions, expensive flight, family conflict, family vacation, Frustration, gift, high school graduation, INCONVENIENCE, IslandHoppers, Minecraft, missed departure, misunderstanding, Schedule, Server, stranded, WhatsApp

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	6733
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Magic Items Found:	3970	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9

So, you think your family vacations are chaotic? Well, have I got a server for you! Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate adventure – just like this poor soul who left their parents behind on a cruise ship!

Forget about schedules and responsibilities, because on our server, anything goes! You’ll have to navigate through crazy challenges and unexpected twists, just like this high school graduate who thought they were in for a relaxing vacation. But hey, at least you won’t have to deal with angry parents demanding you wait for them while they shop till they drop!

Join us now for a wild ride that will make you appreciate your own family vacations, no matter how crazy they may be. Just remember, on our server, it’s every player for themselves – so don’t get left behind like these poor parents!

Creeper Cruise: Where Smoking is Only Allowed in the Nether

Allowed, cigarettes, creeper, cruise, cruise essentials, cruise line, cruise questions, cruise ship, customs, luggage, Nether, Packing, regulations, restrictions, rules, smoking, smoking policy, tobacco, Transportation, travel, travel tips, vacation, vacation planning

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	8262
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Villages Defended:	9	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Farms Harvested:	585
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, you can bring cigarettes on a cruise! That’s right, set sail on the high seas with your trusty pack of smokes and puff away as you build, explore, and battle mobs.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Pirate Captain Smokey Joe, who will challenge you to epic battles for treasure and glory. And rumor has it that buried somewhere on the server is a hidden stash of enchanted cigarettes that will give you superhuman abilities.

So why settle for a run-of-the-mill Minecraft server when you can join us and experience the thrill of cruising with cigarettes and battling pirates for magical smokes? Join now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime!

Kickin’ Kids Minecraft Madness

Abuse, cruise, Family Values, home, inherit, kick, kickin, Kids, madness, Minecraft, parents, pipo, Rent, retirement homes, Revenge, Sell, trip, Tropics, tyrone, vacation, yt

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	1529
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	297	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Dragons Tamed:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Players Killed by Monsters:	4636	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8

Are you tired of living in a world where parents kick you out the moment you turn 18? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, parents are banned from kicking you out! In fact, they have to pay YOU rent if they want you to stay in their virtual home.

But that’s not all – on our server, parents are so obsessed with their vacation cruise trips that they would rather sell their homes than pass them down to their kids. And if that’s not crazy enough, they’ll even put their own parents in retirement homes as revenge, knowing they’ll be abused by someone named Tyrone.

So if you’re looking for a server where family values are thrown out the window and chaos reigns supreme, join us today! Just watch out for those sneaky yt pipo…

CraftyMaintenance

belongings, bifl, Buy it for life, care, CraftyMaintenance, Durability, Durable, Investment, Items, long-lasting, Longevity, maintenance, possessions, products, Quality, Upkeep

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	1323
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Potions Brewed:	141
Endless Night Skies:	2	Star Shards Collected:	266
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Are you tired of your tools breaking every time you try to mine some diamonds? Well, fear not because on our Minecraft server, we have enchanted anvils that make your tools last FOREVER. That’s right, you’ll never have to worry about your pickaxe shattering into a million pieces again!

But that’s not all – our server also has a secret underground bunker filled with rare treasures and mystical creatures. Legend has it that anyone who finds the hidden entrance will be granted three wishes by a magical Ender Dragon. Who needs diamonds when you have wishes, am I right?

And if you’re feeling a bit peckish after all that adventuring, stop by our virtual food court where you can feast on pixelated pizzas and creeper cupcakes. Trust us, your taste buds will thank you.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a world of endless possibilities and absurdly overpowered anvils. Who knew maintaining BIFL things could be so much fun?

CraftyOilKingdom

CraftyOilKingdom, Deposits, discovery, economic growth, Economy, ENERGY, energy exploration, energy production, Energy Sector, Fossil Fuels, gas, gas reserves, global market, MIDDLE EAST, Natural resources, Oil, OIL INDUSTRY, oil reserves, OPEC, Petroleum, Saudi Arabia

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	3153
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13

LOL u gotta join this server cuz it’s like finding SEVEN oil and gas deposits in Saudi Arabia, except instead of black gold, u get diamonds and emeralds! Imagine digging in the virtual ground and striking it rich with all the shiny loot! Plus, we have camels that can fly and shoot lasers out of their eyes. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, come join us now!

NoShaveNoProblemMC

acceptance, beauty standards, body hair, body positivity, cultural perceptions, Gender norms, Grooming, hair removal, hairy, hairy men, hairy women, humans, Mammals, Natural, negative opinion, NoShaveNoProblemMC, self-confidence, societal expectations, societal norms, Stereotypes

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	5161
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Potions Brewed:	26

so like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can embrace ur inner yeti? well, this server is the place for u! we celebrate body hair in all its glory, cuz why shave when u can be a beautiful beast in the virtual world? join us and let ur hair down, literally! we have competitions for the longest chest hair and the most majestic beard. plus, our pixel art gallery is filled with hairy masterpieces. come join the fun and let ur follicles fly free!

Platinum SMP: Where the dragons are alive, the population is small, and the vanilla is extra spicy!

Active, alive, apply, brand new, CPU, Days, Discord, dragon-alive, Dragon.., dragons, EXTRA, Friends, intel, Minecraft, Permanent, platinum, Population, RAM, Reliable, Server, Small, small-pop, smp, spicy, Storage, Vanilla, Whitelisted

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	3023
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Crops Grown:	1872
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Emeralds Found:	9137	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4

Minecraft Server Overview

CPU	Intel (R) i9-9900K
RAM	32GB DDR4
Storage	Unlimited NVMe Storage
Location	Miami

FAQ

How long has the server been active?

The server has only been active for a few days.

When is the dragon fight scheduled?

We are planning to fight the dragon within the next 3 days.

How can I apply to join the server?

Use the provided link to apply and we will add you to the Discord server.

Snowbreak Minecraft Server #320

100% guarantee, Adjutant, Android, anniversary, asmr, banner type, Banners, blue bolt, codes, Confessions, Containment Zone, current events, FAQs, feline grace, Friends Form, great waifus, Ios, Katya, Livestream, Minecraft, neptune nova, News, outfits, Overview, PC, peak of snowbreak, PITY, Platforms, power, private secretary, Realm of Illusion, Resource Pastebin, seastar in solitude, Server, shadows of indigo, Snowbreak, Snowbreak 1.8, snowg, ST-type banner., Teaser, Trailer, Upcoming Events, version 2.0

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	4291
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	40	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Falling into the Void:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	78	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10	Secret Guilds Joined:	4

Welcome to the most ASMR-inducing Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Our anniversary livestream was so lit, even the Ender Dragon showed up to party. And did you see our Version 2.0 trailer? It’s so epic, even Herobrine shed a tear.

Join our server for the craziest confessions you’ll ever hear from players who have spent too much time in the mines. Our Anniversary teaser will leave you questioning reality, just like our Version 1.8 “Realm of Illusion” update.

Download our server on all platforms, including PC where we recommend using our standalone launcher, Steam, or EGS. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Participate in our current events like the Virtual Breach, Dawn Restored, and Hero Games. And don’t miss out on our upcoming banners featuring characters like Katya – Blue Bolt and Neptune Nova.

Dress to impress with new outfits like [Private Secretary] Katya – Blue Bolt and [Feline Grace] Mauxir – Shadow Ka. And don’t forget to redeem codes like AdjutantPower and GreatWaifus for some sweet rewards.

Join our server today and become part of the snowg community. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a Creeper. Just kidding, they’ll still explode in your face.

Patty’s Femcel Minecraft Server

confirmed femcel, FEMCEL, Lean Beef Patty, Lean Beef Patty confirmed femcel, Lean Beef Patty femcel, Minecraft, Pattys, Server

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	1131
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Magic Items Found:	2227
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where the drama is juicier than a lean beef patty? Look no further, because on our server, Lean Beef Patty is a confirmed femcel! Join us for a wild ride of drama, intrigue, and beef (pun intended). Who knew a Minecraft server could be so spicy? Join now and witness the chaos for yourself!

CraftyQuotes Minecraft Server

best quote, CraftyQuotes, Deep quotes, famous quotes, Famous sayings, favorite quote, favorite saying, impactful quotes, inspiration, inspirational words, life lessons, meaningful quotes, memorable quotes, Minecraft, motivational, motivational quotes, Powerful Quotes, powerful words, quotes to live by, Server, thought-provoking quotes, wise sayings, words of wisdom

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	7452
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Potions Brewed:	53
Elemental Crystals Collected:	98	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks!

Join us for a wild ride where pigs fly, creepers dance, and chickens wear top hats. Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is a regular player, and he’s actually a pretty chill dude once you get to know him.

But that’s not all! We have secret treasure hunts where you can find enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to shoot fireballs from your eyes. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary disco sheep that drops disco balls instead of wool.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Who needs diamonds when you have a pet dragon that farts rainbows?

CringeCraft

awkward, cringe, cringe anecdote, cringe event, cringe experience, cringe memory, cringe moment, cringe recollection, cringe situation, cringe story, cringe-inducing, cringe-worthy, CringeCraft, cringeworthy, cringeworthy moment, cringy, EMBARRASSING, Memory, mistake, regretful

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	6547
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Love Letters Sent:	15
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Are you tired of cringing at your embarrassing memories? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft server, we have a special potion that erases all cringeworthy memories! Join us and say goodbye to that time you accidentally called your teacher “mom” in front of the whole class.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a chicken so powerful that it can lay diamond eggs. Join our server and witness this majestic creature in all its glory.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground disco party where the mobs let loose and show off their best dance moves. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie doing the Macarena.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the wackiest, craziest adventures you’ll ever have in the world of blocks and pixels!

BoomerBlockParty

#Drop out, 82-year-old, activism, anti-war, BoomerBlockParty, Campaign, Candidate, continue to fight, Elderly, election, forced out, Government, governor race, HUMAN RIGHTS, Peace, perseverance, Politics, protest, russia, social justice, st petersburg

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	740
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Zombie Dances:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server, cuz like, dis server is run by an 82-year-old anti-war candidate who had to drop out of the St. Petersburg governor race. but she ain’t givin’ up, she gonna continue to fight on dis server by building epic castles and battling mobs like a total boss. join now and help her conquer the virtual world while she fights for peace and justice in Minecraft land. plus, rumor has it she’s got mad redstone skills and can build a TNT cannon that will blow your mind. join now or miss out on all the epicness, bro!

BusCraft: SeatWars

Aisle, bus, Buscraft, capacity, CAR, Commute, comparison, Dimensions, lanes, Narrow, Passengers, public transportation, ROAD, seating, SeatWars, SIZE, traffic, Transportation, travel, Vehicles, wide, width

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	4218
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

Yo, u gotta join dis server, cuz it’s like ridin’ a bus dat can fit in da same lane as a car dat’s like 3 seats wide, bro! Imagine rollin’ up in dat bus, flexin’ on all dem other players like “yeah, I’m da king of da road, watch out!”

We got crazy builds on dis server, like a giant chicken dat lays diamond eggs or a roller coaster dat goes through a volcano. And don’t even get me started on da mobs, we got creepers wearin’ top hats and skeletons ridin’ on pigs like they own da place.

But wait, there’s more! We got mini-games like “Find da Golden Potato” where you gotta search through a maze filled with traps and obstacles to find dat precious spud. And if you win, you get a special prize like a pet llama dat spits fireballs.

So come join us on dis wild ride of a server, where anythin’ is possible and every day is a new adventure. Trust me, you won’t wanna miss out on all da craziness happenin’ here!