Cruel MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

ChunkyCraft

dishonest, ChunkyCraft, worst response, Communication, emotional

Join our Minecraft server if you want to escape awkward questions like “Do I look fat in this?” Our pixelated world is filled with magical potions that make you look slimmer instantly! No need to worry about offending your girlfriend ever again, just tell her she looks fabulous in our virtual world! Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret potion that turns your girlfriend into a majestic unicorn whenever she asks that dreaded question. Who wouldn’t want to join a server with that kind of power? So come on over and leave body image insecurities behind, because in our Minecraft world, everyone looks pixel-perfect!

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CreeperCraftLoveGoneWrong

rejection, Communication, feelings, love, UNCOMFORTABLE

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the most epic love story ever told in blocky form! Fall in love with our pixelated pigs, have a romantic date at our lava-filled volcano, and propose to your Minecraft crush with a diamond sword! Who needs real love when you can have virtual love in our crazy world of cubic romance? So come join us and get ready to say “I love you” in the most ridiculous ways possible!

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MommaFireDeptBlocked

Fire department, Scorched Earth, NEGATIVE, love, relationship

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and looking for a place to escape the chaos? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild adventure where you can build, mine, and explore without any pesky family members trying to ruin your fun.

Our server is the perfect place to disconnect from the real world and immerse yourself in a virtual paradise. Plus, with our friendly community of players, you’ll never feel alone or abandoned like you do with your mother figure.

And don’t worry about any welfare checks being called on you here – unless it’s to make sure you’re having a great time! So come join us and leave all that family drama behind. Trust us, it’s much more fun to build a castle than to deal with a toxic family member.

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NoLuv4U Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, Cruel, emotional pain, unrequited love, smp

OMG, like, have you heard about this totally rad Minecraft SMP server? It’s like, the best thing ever, bro. Like, you gotta join because we have, like, the most epic builds and the craziest redstone contraptions you’ve ever seen. And, like, the admins are so cool, they once tamed a pack of wild creepers and rode them into battle against a giant zombie horde. It was, like, so epic, bro.

But, like, the best part is the community, man. We’re all a bunch of crazy goofballs who love to pull pranks on each other and have epic PvP battles. One time, we all dressed up as chickens and had a chicken dance-off in the town square. It was, like, the funniest thing ever, bro.

So, like, if you wanna join the most insane Minecraft SMP server ever, you gotta come check us out. Just be prepared for a wild ride, bro. And remember, if someone says “I love you,” just respond with “I love Minecraft more.” It’s, like, the ultimate comeback, bro.

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TortureTunes Minecraft SMP

Tormenting, Psychological, Agony, Cruel, mental torture

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most epic server ever! We have like, a million diamonds just lying around waiting for you to mine them. And our spawn area is like a giant disco party with villagers dancing and pigs flying, it’s insane!

But wait, there’s more! We have this secret underground base where we hold epic PvP battles every day. And the winner gets a pet dragon to ride around on, no joke! And if you lose, you have to listen to “Baby Shark” on repeat for 24 hours straight, it’s pure torture, but so worth it.

So come join us on this crazy, chaotic, and totally random Minecraft SMP, where anything can happen and everything is just plain ridiculous. Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a wild ride!

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Euro Street Carnage 1.21.3

sick, hate, crime, Cruel, inhuman

Yo, if you wanna witness some crazy shiz go down in Minecraft, join this server! We got Europeans dropping like flies left and right, it’s like a virtual apocalypse up in here.

You wanna experience the thrill of watching pixelated Europeans meeting their demise? Then this server is the place to be, my dude. It’s like a twisted version of a history lesson, but with more explosions and lava pits.

Join now and witness the chaos unfold as we watch those Europeans bite the dust in the most epic ways possible. It’s like a virtual reality show, but with blocky characters and a whole lot of mayhem.

Don’t miss out on the fun – join this server and get ready to witness some seriously messed up shiz go down. It’s a wild ride that you won’t want to miss, trust me.

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BlockyBurnsMC

Impact, Cutting, Cruel, Wounds, deep

Are you tired of being insulted by creepers and zombies in Minecraft? Well, fear not because on our server, the only hurtful thing you’ll hear is how jealous everyone is of your epic diamond armor! Join us for a world where the only shade thrown is from the giant mushrooms in the mushroom biome. So come on over and let’s build a world where the only griefing is from your friends pranking you with endless stacks of dirt blocks!

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Nibling Adoption Minecraft Server

schadenfreude, Minecraft, Village, Traditional, MAGA

Are you tired of family drama and guilt trips? Are you looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape all the chaos and just have a good time? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments. We have players from all walks of life, so you’re sure to meet some interesting characters along the way. Plus, our community is so welcoming and inclusive that you’ll feel right at home in no time.

And the best part? We have a strict “no family drama” policy. That’s right, no guilt trips, no emotional manipulation, just pure fun and excitement. So leave all your real-life troubles at the door and dive into the world of Minecraft with us.

Trust us, you won’t regret joining our server. Who needs family when you have a whole new virtual family waiting for you? So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

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BabyBlock Minecraft Server

Meet, picking on, Inappropriate Behavior, autistic, family

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and looking for a safe space to build your own virtual family? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the chaos of real life by creating your own perfect world.

On our server, you can build a fortress to protect your newborn baby from any unwanted visitors, like that creepy cousin who keeps trying to sneak in. With our advanced security features, you can ensure that only the most trustworthy players can enter your virtual home.

But beware, the drama might follow you even in the virtual world! Will your auntie and grandparents try to guilt trip you into letting your cousin in? Will your cousin build a secret tunnel to sneak into your base? Only time will tell on our crazy Minecraft server.

So come join us and experience the thrill of virtual parenting, where every decision you make can have hilarious consequences. Who knows, maybe your cousin will surprise you by building a giant apology statue made out of diamond blocks!

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RehabRoverRiot

Phobia, Situation, future MIL, Cruel, Walks

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands your aversion to responsibility? Look no further than our server, where we embrace your inner laziness and fear of commitment!

Join us and experience a world where you can declare your disinterest in taking care of anything, just like this OP’s MIL’s dog. We won’t judge you for not wanting to walk your virtual dog or pet it lovingly – in fact, we encourage it!

Our server is the perfect place for those who find the idea of responsibility disgusting and want to escape the pressures of everyday life. So come on in and let your phobias run wild – we promise not to judge, just like this OP’s BF should have done!

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