The United States candle smells like apple pie and freedom, with a hint of gunpowder for that extra kick. Russia’s candle is a mix of vodka and borscht, guaranteed to warm you up on those cold Siberian nights.
But wait, there’s more! France’s candle smells like freshly baked croissants and expensive perfume, while Australia’s candle is a unique blend of eucalyptus and kangaroo sweat (trust us, it’s better than it sounds).
So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and experience the world in a whole new way. Who knew geopolitics could smell so good?
we have ancient logs that have been buried for thousands of years and still retain 95% of the carbon they drew from the air! 😱🔥
come join us and help save the planet, one buried log at a time! plus, who knows what kind of crazy ancient treasures you might find buried in our world?! 🤪⛏️
so come on, grab your shovel and get digging on our server! let’s show mother nature some love while having a blast in minecraft! 🌲💚🎮
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Java Survival is a multiplayer server dedicated to providing a legitimate Minecraft experience. Every block you see has been mined and placed by hand! Moderators and admins play the game just like everyone else: you’ll never see them using commands for personal gain!
We don’t use the same old plugins you’re tired of seeing such as Essentials or GriefPrevention. We’ve got our own custom plugins for basic commands and land protections, so we’ve got our own unique feel.
We will always strive to…
| Rules |
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| No excessively offensive language |
| No politics or other controversial topics |
| No hacking, cheating, or abusing exploits |
| Do not disturb other players’ property |
| Do not build too close to other players |
| Be respectful to others and be kind! |
| No advertising |
**FAQs:**
1. **Can I use mods on the server?**
- Generally, we recommend playing without mods to maintain a fair and equal experience for all players. However, some mods may be allowed, but please check with an admin first.
2. **How do I report a player for breaking the rules?**
- You can report a player by sending a private message to a moderator or admin on the server or contacting them through Discord.
3. **Are there any restrictions on building structures?**
- While we allow creative freedom in building, we ask that players respect others' property and not build too close to someone else's structures without permission.
4. **Can I invite my friends to join the server?**
- Absolutely! We welcome new players and encourage you to invite your friends to join the community. Just make sure they follow the server rules too.
5. **Is PvP allowed on the server?**
- Yes, PvP is allowed, but we request that players engage in fair and friendly combat. Harassment or excessive PvP may result in disciplinary action.
6. **How often is the server backed up?**
- The server is regularly backed up to prevent data loss. However, we recommend you also back up your own builds and valuable items just to be safe.
But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary “Twerking Enderman”, who will shake his pixelated booty for your entertainment. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco party hosted by the Creeper DJ.
So why wait? Join our server today for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a pair of noise-canceling headphones!
Picture this: you log on and immediately find yourself in the middle of a giant chicken dance party. Yes, you read that right. Chickens dancing. And not just any chickens, but chickens wearing top hats and monocles.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Enderdragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell knock-knock jokes.
And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: every player gets their own personal llama butler who will fetch them snacks and build them elaborate sandcastles on command. Who needs a spouse when you have a llama butler, are we right?
So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just find yourself falling in love with a creeper wearing a bowtie. Hey, stranger things have happened in Minecraft!