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BlockyBanterMC

adult humor, adult joke, BlockyBanterMC, crude joke, dirty humor, dirty joke, explicit humor, explicit joke, funny, humor, inappropriate humor, inappropriate joke, JOKE, mature humor, naughty joke, NSFW, obscene joke, off-color joke, raunchy joke, risque joke, vulgar joke

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	9234
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Chimeras Created:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Demon Skulls Collected:	11	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no sense of humor? Well, look no further because our server is the NSFW joke paradise you’ve been waiting for! Join us for a wild ride of inappropriate jokes, crazy builds, and non-stop laughter. Our community is filled with hilarious players who will have you rolling on the floor with their dirty jokes and outrageous antics. So if you’re ready to let loose and have a good time, come join us on the most NSFW Minecraft server around! Just be prepared to have your sense of humor thoroughly tested.

LuxuryNotLame – Minecraft SMP

affluent, comfort, deluxe, exclusive, extravagance, Extravagant, Fancy, grandiose, high end, indulgence, Lavish, luxury, LuxuryNotLame, Minecraft, opulence, pampering, Posh, Premium, Privilege, smp, sumptuous, swanky, Upscale

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	4305
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	15	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Enchantments Applied:	77

Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the ultimate luxury of having a pet dragon that can fly you around the server! Yes, you heard that right, forget about boring old horses or pigs, we’ve got DRAGONS! And not just any dragons, these dragons can also shoot fireballs and protect you from any pesky griefers trying to ruin your day.

But that’s not all, our SMP also has a secret underground base filled with rare treasures and hidden traps that will challenge even the most experienced players. And if you manage to survive the traps and make it to the end, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond armor set that gives you superhuman strength and the ability to shoot lasers from your eyes (not really, but wouldn’t that be cool?).

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest, craziest, and most luxurious adventures you’ll ever have in the world of Minecraft!

Blocky Love Woes

arguments, blocky, Commitment, Communication, compromise, counseling, disagreements, Divorce, Expectations, family, fidelity, finances, in-laws, Intimacy, long-term commitment, love, Marriage, Partnership, relationships, responsibilities, Trust, woes

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	3928
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	40
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9

Tired of being tied down in marriage? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only commitment you have is to building the most epic pixelated castle! Say goodbye to nagging spouses and hello to endless possibilities in our virtual realm.

Our server is so awesome, even Herobrine himself wants to join in on the fun! Rumor has it he’s tired of haunting players and just wants to relax and mine some diamonds with us. Plus, our server has a secret underground cave filled with rare treasures and a hidden portal to the Nether – perfect for those looking for a little extra adventure.

But wait, there’s more! We have a weekly “Build Battle Royale” where players compete to see who can construct the most outrageous structure in just 10 minutes. Winner gets bragging rights and a virtual trophy made out of enchanted golden apples.

So why waste your time with real-life drama when you can join our Minecraft server and live out your wildest blocky dreams? Come join us and let the fun begin!

ShipSinker Minecraft Server

China, Competition, Defense, defense budget, demonstration, global security, low-cost bomb, maritime security, military innovation, military power, military technology, Minecraft, naval capabilities, naval warfare, Practice, Server, ShipSinker, sink ship, strategy, Successful, surface ship, Tactics, us military

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	2706
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	28

HEY YOU, YEAH YOU, DO YOU WANNA BE PART OF SOMETHING EPIC? THEN JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER, WHERE WE SINK SHIPS WITH LOW-COST BOMBS LIKE IT’S NOBODY’S BUSINESS! CHINA IS TAKING NOTE, BUT WHO CARES, WE’RE TOO BUSY HAVING A BLAST (LITERALLY)! COME JOIN US FOR SOME EXPLOSIVE FUN AND SEE WHY WE’RE MAKING WAVES IN THE MINECRAFT COMMUNITY. DON’T MISS OUT ON THE ACTION, JOIN NOW!

WarCraftFunTime

Conflict, deployment, Diplomacy, eastern europe, european union, foreign policy, germany, international relations, military intervention, missile defense, Négotiation, peace talks, political tension, russia, sanctions, Scholz, security concerns, Ukraine, us missiles, War, WarCraftFunTime

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	1368
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	153	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4

so, liek, dis server is liek da bomb diggity, u no? u gotta join dis server cuz we got unicorns flyin around and rainin skittles, bro. also, rumor has it dat if u join dis server, u gonna find a secret portal to a land made entirely of bacon. no joke, man. plus, if u dont join dis server, da US gonna deploy missiles in Germany and we don’t want dat, do we? so join now and save Germany from becoming a missile target. u da real MVP, bro.

BlockHub: Not What You Expected

ad revenue, ad targeting, adult entertainment, BlockHub, content curation, Content Optimization, Data Analytics, data tracking, digital platform, expected, online marketing, online video platform, Personalized Content, pornhub, targeted advertising, user behavior, user engagement, user experience, user preferences, user retention, user satisfaction, website optimization

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	4583
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Dimension Hops:	15	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

So, like, you ever wanted to play Minecraft but also see some weird stuff? well do i have the server for you! we got all the blocky goodness of Minecraft PLUS some wild shenanigans that will make you question your life choices.

Join us if you want to see pigs riding on creepers, chickens wearing diamond armor, and villagers doing the cha-cha slide. we got it all, baby!

Our server is so lit that even Pornhub is jealous. they be like, “dang, why didn’t we think of adding Minecraft to our site?” but it’s too late, cuz we already got the monopoly on weird and wonderful Minecraft content.

So come on down and join us for a wild ride. who knows what you’ll see next? maybe a cow doing the macarena or a zombie breakdancing. the possibilities are endless on our server. so what are you waiting for? come join the fun!

MemoryCraft: 92% Accuracy Server

Accuracy, accuracy rate, Alzheimer’s diagnosis, Alzheimer’s disease, Blood Test, brain health, cognitive decline, cognitive impairment, dementia, diagnostic accuracy, diagnostic tools, general doctors, Healthcare, medical professionals, Medical research, medical technology, medical testing, memory disorders, Memory Loss, MemoryCraft, neurodegenerative diseases, neurologists, Server

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	9852
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	18
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

join dis server if u want ur brain to be as sharp as a diamond sword in minecraft!! we got potions that will make u remember where u put ur diamonds, we got villagers that will teach u how to trade like a pro, and we even have a secret dungeon where u can test ur memory skills against the toughest mobs in the game!! forget about those other servers with boring minigames, come to ours for a real challenge and see if u can beat the odds like a true minecraft master!! trust us, ur brain will thank u later!!

BearCraft LifeSteal

BearCraft, DobbyBear, in game playing, LifeSteal, Minecraft, real money, Server, Store, STREAMS, twitch

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	107
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Crops Grown:	4344	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Votes:	3715
Endless Night Skies:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	22
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3

This server has no Real Money store and it is all fair and gained through in game playing or watching streams! Find The Owner Live on Twitch @ DobbyBear

bearsmp.apexmc.co

CapeCraft – Creative and Friendly Survival

Community, English only chat, family friendly, family friendly server, Friendly, Minecraft core aspect, No Griefing, No pvp, no swearing, player run villages, player-run, player-run shops, public shop, sharing, Shops, small communities, Staff, Survival, Trading, Villages

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	2726
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Buildings Constructed:	49
Mythical Quests Completed:	23	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Dimension Hops:	8

CapeCraft is a server dedicated to keeping Minecraft’s core aspect alive. We are a survival server where you’ll be encouraged to work, trade and share with other players. CapeCraft is a survival server with No PVP, No Griefing and No Abuse of any type. We try to keep our server family friendly which is why we ask for no swearing and an English only chat on the server. All of our staff are friendly but firm and rule breakers will be swiftly dealt with.

The community will thrive and develop into small communities each having their own village name and shops. Certain people will be in charge of each village and this will be entirely up to the people who run them. Players can start their own shops and villages just by building them and inviting people over, they can grow from there. All these villages will be player run and no commands will be used to set any villages up, nor will any ranks be given to players who own a village. Each village can have their own rules and it’s completely up to the players to run and maintain them!

Of course, there is always the option to live on your own, not in a village which is always as fun! You can just visit the public shop to buy/sell items and enjoy survival from there.

capecraft.net/discord

play.capecraft.net

BagCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

4koma, Account XP, BagCraft, Banners, blue archive, Bounties, Circles, clubs, Commissions, Events, Friends, guides, Hards, Hieronymus, lessons, Limit Break Assault, Livestream, Manga, Minecraft, PVs, Resources, ROADMAP, Scrimmages, Server, Side Content, Total Assault, Ultimate

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	4981
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Falling into the Void:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Ores Mined:	6472	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Star Shards Collected:	56	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they might miss out on all the fun! 2. We have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond armor-wearing chickens who are plotting to take over the world. Join them or fight against them – the choice is yours! 3. Our server events are so intense that even the Ender Dragon begged for mercy after witnessing the madness. 4. Rumor has it that Herobrine himself logs in just to see what crazy shenanigans are happening on our server. 5. We have a special event where players can ride on the backs of TNT blocks and race to see who can explode first – it’s a blast! 6. Our server is so popular that even the villagers have started their own reality show called “Keeping Up with the Blockians”.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most insane Minecraft experience of your life!

WhaleWisdom Minecraft SMP

31m, big candles, cabal-funded, Coincidence, Crypto, double make-it stack, gns, Holdings, Insiders, KATANA, KNS, liquid, market buy, Minecraft, profit, rug, Schizo, smp, staked, TRADES, Whales, WhaleWisdom

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	2865
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Towns Built:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules and builds nice little houses? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is there are no rules!

Picture this: a player with $31 million in liquid assets, a GNS whale who just bought a double make-it stack of KNS in a couple of huge candles. And get this, they changed their profile picture to a katana after making the purchase. Coincidence? I think not! Join our server and maybe you can learn their secrets to success by copying their trades.

But wait, there’s more! Someone recently market bought another $170k and staked it for 6 months. Why would they do that if it’s a rug? Who knows, but it sure sounds exciting! So come on down to our crazy Minecraft SMP where anything goes and the profits are out of this world. Join now and become a part of the madness!