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Players:	105/900	Votes:	3928
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	474	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where farting is not only allowed, it’s encouraged! Imagine a world where every block you break releases a little toot into the air, adding a whole new level of immersion to your gameplay.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Farting Ender Dragon, a mythical creature that farts fireballs instead of breathing fire. Defeat it and you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted gas mask to protect you from the noxious fumes of the Nether.

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret Farting Villager village, where the residents communicate entirely through flatulence. Trade with them for rare items like enchanted beans and stink bombs.

So come join us on our fart-tastic Minecraft server, where the only thing louder than the explosions is the sound of your own butt trumpeting in the wind.

Ethereal Skylands 1.20.2

1.20.2, 275359140, ANONYMOUS, digital anonymity, Ethereal, internet culture, internet privacy, online behavior, online communication, Online Community, online conversation, online discussion, online forum, online forum post, online identity, online interaction, online platform, online posting, online sharing, online thread, perv, Skylands, social media

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	625
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	31
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	16
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your sanity? Well, do I have the server for you!

Imagine a world where pigs can fly and creepers are actually friendly.

Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

You’ll never know what to expect next, but isn’t that half the fun?

Plus, our community is full of hilarious and quirky players who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the madness for yourself!

DadCraft Minecraft Server

anxiety, baby, child development, Communication, Conflict Resolution, DadCraft, family, Fatherhood, fatherly love, husband, infant care, intervention, maternal instincts, Minecraft, newborn, parenting, parenting concerns, Parenting styles, relationships, Safety, Server, sleep safety, Support

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	860
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Emeralds Found:	1727	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old structures? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

On our server, we have a 10-week-old baby who is the ruler of the land. That’s right, the baby calls all the shots and you better listen or else you’ll face the wrath of his adorable baby cries. Our husband (28M) is obsessed with this baby and will do anything to protect him, even if it means falling asleep on the couch while baby is contact napping. But don’t worry, the dog is there to keep an eye on things (or so we hope).

Join us for epic adventures like changing diapers, feeding bottles, and putting baby down for nap time with his bib still on. It’s a wild ride filled with excitement and danger (well, maybe not real danger, but you get the idea). And if you dare to question the baby’s authority, be prepared for a whole intervention from the MIL and SIL who will set you straight.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you question your parenting skills (or lack thereof), then join us for the ultimate baby adventure! Just remember, safety first (even if it means sleeping on the couch with one eye open).

DishyCraft: PutAwayB4Vacay

anxiety, apartment living, Assertiveness, Boundaries, Chores, cleaning, cleanliness, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, consideration, DISHES, DishyCraft, household responsibilities, passive aggressive, PutAwayB4Vacay, Respect, roommate, roommate dynamics, roommate etiquette, shared space

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	1750
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Animals Bred:	135
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	309	Enchanted Armories Found:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t have to deal with lazy roommates leaving their dishes everywhere? Look no further! Join our server and never worry about cleaning up after someone else again.

Our server is a safe haven for those who are tired of being the designated cleaner in their living space. No more asking your roommates to do their fair share of the chores, only to be met with excuses and attitude. On our server, everyone pulls their weight and keeps the virtual kitchen sparkling clean.

Imagine a world where you can focus on building epic structures and battling mobs, without the stress of dealing with messy roommates. Join us and experience the freedom of a clutter-free environment, where the only mess you have to worry about is the one you make while mining for diamonds.

Don’t let lazy roommates ruin your Minecraft experience. Join our server today and say goodbye to the drama of shared living spaces. Trust us, it’s a game-changer!

SimpleMen SMP – “Minecraft SMP”

Behavior, characteristics, Communication, Creatures, Differences, gender, habits, humor, Masculinity, Men, Minecraft, observations, perspective, Preferences, Psychology, relationships, Simple, SimpleMen, smp, societal norms, Stereotypes, Traits, Understanding

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	3351
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Mines Excavated:	1772
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2

OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously bro, it’s lit AF. So like, the reason you should join is because we have a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy of the server. Yeah, you heard me right, LLAMAS. And if you don’t join, they will curse your crops and make your diamonds disappear.

But wait, there’s more! We also have a haunted mansion where the ghosts of dead creepers roam the halls, scaring the crap out of anyone who dares to enter. It’s like a real-life horror movie, but in Minecraft. And if you’re lucky, you might even find the legendary diamond sword that belonged to the ghost of Steve himself.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underwater base where we hold epic dance parties every Saturday night. It’s like a rave, but with squids and dolphins as the DJs. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this epicness.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and become part of the craziest, most ridiculous server on the internet. LLAMAS, haunted mansions, underwater raves – what more could you ask for? Let’s get this bread, gamers!

SecretMineCraftFun

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	5313
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Love Letters Sent:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Are you tired of keeping your darkest secrets to yourself? Join our Minecraft server and spill the tea in our secret confession booth located in the depths of the Nether! Whether you’ve stolen diamonds from your best friend or accidentally punched a villager in the face, our virtual confessional is the perfect place to come clean without any judgment (unless you count the judgment of the Ender Dragon, but who’s keeping track?). So come join us and let it all out…literally!

Sanchez’s Server: No Non-EU Buys! Minecraft Server

Ban, buys, Economy, european union, foreign buyers, housing market, immigration, International, Investment, Legal, Minecraft, non-EU citizens, NonEU, PM Sanchez, policy, Properties, Proposal, real estate, regulations, residency, restrictions, Sanchezs, Server, spain, tourism

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	9262
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	30
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3

so, like, u know what’s better than buying properties in spain? joining this epic minecraft server, duh! it’s so lit, u won’t even miss buying properties in spain, trust me.

imagine this: u log in and suddenly u r in a world where pigs fly and creepers dance. u can build a house made entirely out of diamonds and ride a llama to battle against evil mobs.

plus, the admin of this server is like a wizard or something. they can grant u wishes and turn u into a dragon if u ask nicely. who needs spain when u can be a freakin’ dragon in minecraft, amirite?

so, forget about buying properties in spain. join this minecraft server and live your best virtual life. u won’t regret it, promise.

CuscoCraft: Incan Labyrinth

Adventure, Ancient civilization, Ancient Wonders, archaeology, cusco, CuscoCraft, Discovered, discovery, Excavation, Exploration, hidden, historical site, Incan, labyrinth, Lost City, Mystery, Peruvian City, ruins, south america, Underground

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	442
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

hey u, ya u, wanna join our epic minecraft server? well listen up cuz we got some INSANE stuff goin on here. so get this, we discovered a hidden incan labyrinth under the peruvian city of cusco. yep, u heard that right. u can explore ancient ruins, dodge booby traps, and maybe even find some hidden treasure. but be careful, cuz there are rumors of cursed artifacts and angry spirits lurking in the shadows. but hey, that just adds to the fun, right? so come join us on this wild adventure and see if u have what it takes to conquer the hidden incan labyrinth. trust us, it’s gonna be a blast!

FartCraft: The Ultimate Server

air quality, awkward situations, bodily functions, confined spaces, Contagious, discomfort, Elevator, Etiquette, etiquette guidelines, FartCraft, flatulence, germs, health, hygiene, Manners, personal space, public spaces, respiratory health, Server, sneezing, social norms, Ultimate, unpleasant odors

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	1446
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4

LOL come join this epic minecraft server where the elevators are filled with flatulence instead of sneezing! trust me, it’s way better for your health. our players have reported feeling more energized and alive after spending just a few minutes in our gas-filled elevators. plus, the smell is to die for (literally, it’s so potent you might actually die). but hey, at least you’ll die laughing! so come on down and experience the fart-tastic fun for yourself. join now and let the gas flow freely!

BlockyTikTokAcademicsGoneBad

academic performance, academic success, Attention, BlockyTikTokAcademicsGoneBad, China, cognitive development., digital age, education, elementary school students, Impact, learning, relationship, research, screen time, Short video applications, social media, student behavior, study, Technology, tiktok, video consumption

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	9683
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Mines Excavated:	4594	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	6252

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT DA MOST EPIC BUILDS DAT WILL MAKE U GO “WOWZA”! WE GOT A CASTLE MADE OUT OF DIAMOND BLOCKS AND A GIANT STATUE OF A LLAMA RIDING A PIG!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR PLAYERS ARE SO SKILLED, THEY CAN FLY AROUND LIKE SUPERHEROES AND SHOOT FIREBALLS OUT OF THEIR EYES!

ALSO, DID U KNOW THAT SCIENTISTS IN CHINA FOUND OUT DAT IF U PLAY ON OUR SERVER, U WILL BECOME A GENIUS? YEAH, THEY SAID DAT USING SHORT VIDEOS MAKES U SMARTER AND MORE FOCUSED, SO JOIN US NOW AND BECOME A MINECRAFT MASTERMIND!

SO WHAT R U WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER AND BECOME A LEGEND AMONG LEGENDS! YOLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Back Pain Relief 1.21.2

1.21.2, alignment, back health, back pain, backache, Chiropractic, discomfort, flip mattress, health, mattress, Pain, pain relief, Posture, Relief, relief techniques, rotate mattress, Sleep, Sleeping, spine, spine popping, Tips, wellness

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	667
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26	Void Gems Collected:	17

Yo, so like, imagine if your back was hurting like a mofo from sleeping in bed too much, right? Well, I had that issue, but then I realized my mattress was all jacked up. I flipped that bad boy around and BAM, no more back pain! It was like magic, bro. So if you want your spine to pop like a bowl of rice krispies, join our server and let us flip your world upside down. Literally. It’s like a chiropractor for your Minecraft experience, man.