crude – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

LukoilLolsCraft

Brussels, budapest, crude, Diplomacy, eastern europe, economic pressure, ENERGY MARKET, european union, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, Hungary, international relations, kyiv, Lukoil, LukoilLolsCraft, Moscow, OIL INDUSTRY, Politics, sanctions, sanctions dispute, Slovakia

LOL come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where we got more drama den Kyiv and Budapest combined! Our server be like a soap opera, but with blocks and creepers!

We got Lukoil trying to sell cheap crude to Budapest, but they be like “nah fam, we ain’t divesting from Moscow!” And then Slovakia be like “yo Brussels, help us out here!” But Brussels be too busy building their own epic castle in Minecraft.

Join our server for all the juicy gossip and drama, plus you can build your own crazy creations and battle creepers like a boss. Trust me, you won’t find a server more lit than this one!

CrudeCraft: India’s 2nd Oil Importer

2nd, Asia, billion, China, crude, CrudeCraft, dollars, economic relations, Economy, ENERGY, ENERGY MARKET, global trade, Import, importer, India, Indias, largest importer, market, Oil, OIL INDUSTRY, Partnership, Russian oil, Trade

Yo, listen up, gamers! This server is like the India of Minecraft servers – the second biggest importer of Russian oil after China! We’ve got $2.8 billion worth of crude gameplay waiting for you to dive into! Join us for some wild adventures and crazy shenanigans as we mine, build, and conquer our way to victory! Who needs diamonds when you’ve got oil, amirite? So come on, join the fun and let’s make this server the most epic one yet!

Graham’s Asshole Minecraft Server

Asshole, boundary-pushing, controversial, crude, Disgusting, explicit, explicit content, feces, Grahams, gross, inappropriate, Inappropriate Behavior, Minecraft, obscene, offensive, offensive language, Repulsive, revolting, scatological, Server, shocking behavior, Shocking.., taboo, Vile

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, look no further because on our server, you can eat a log of shit out of Graham’s asshole! That’s right, forget about crafting tables and mobs, the real fun is in Graham’s butt! Join us for a wild and wacky adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and how much poop you can stomach). So come on down and get ready for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience!

LabMC (Open Alpha)

2025, Alpha, Crate, crude, Downtime, farm to win, LabMC, MCMMO, minecraft server, Network, open alpha, rank system, release date, Reset, Survival, Testing, Towny, Unfinished, Unpredictable, worlds

LabMC is a minecraft server network in it’s first steps, this server features a survival server with towny, entirely farm to win crate & rank system, mcmmo and much more.

Expect the server to be mostly unfinished and crude, as this is an open alpha mainly for testing as of now.Downtime will likely be unpredictable.

The worlds will never be reset unless they become unusable, even in this alpha stage.

And finally, the release date for the network is estimated to be within 2025.

labmc.okgg.eu

BlockPartyFunTime

awkward, BlockPartyFunTime, controversial, cringe-worthy, crude, distasteful, EMBARRASSING, Forbidden, impolite, improper, inappropriate, Indecent, offensive, RISQUE, scandalous, shameful, taboo, UNACCEPTABLE, UNCOMFORTABLE, unseemly, unsuitable

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new block of dirt? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamond eggs for you to collect and hoard like a dragon guarding its treasure.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared to laugh until your sides hurt and maybe even pee a little from all the excitement.

ChudCraft: Cunts & Creepers

Behavior, ChudCraft, chuds, CREEPERS, crude, cunts, derogatory, discrimination, Disrespect, DISRESPECTFUL, disrespectful language, gender, gender discrimination, inappropriate, Inappropriate Behavior, inappropriate language, Language, Misogyny, offensive, offensive behavior, offensive language, sexism, Vulgar

Are you tired of dealing with chuds in your own country? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is chud-free guaranteed! We have a team of trained chud exterminators who will make sure your gaming experience is chud-free and full of fun.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all the chickens in the land with an iron fist (or wing?). Join our server and you may even have the chance to challenge the Chicken King to a duel for his throne!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players are invited to. Dance the night away with other players and show off your best dance moves while avoiding the disco creepers that like to crash the party.

So what are you waiting for? Join our chud-free, Chicken King ruled, disco party having Minecraft server today and experience a gaming world like no other!

Crafty Gals Only – No Boys Allowed!

Absurd, Allowed, bathroom, Boys, comedy, controversial, Crafty, crude, dont, Edgy, fills, funny, gals, Girls, gross, humor, inappropriate, Mouth, Naughty, offensive, Poop, Shit, taboo, toilet humor

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever experience! Are you tired of boring servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because this server is here to blow your mind!

Join us for the craziest adventures you can imagine. Want to ride a unicorn into battle? Done. How about building a castle made entirely of chocolate? No problem. And don’t even get me started on the dragon races!

But wait, there’s more! On this server, girls don’t poop. That’s right, you heard me. And if anyone tries to tell you otherwise, we’ll just fill their mouth with… well, you know.

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and experience the insanity for yourself. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Wolfy’s Woodland Wonders: Where the Creatures Are Always Hungry for Adventure!

Absurd, Absurdity, Adventure, animal anatomy, Animals, controversial, Creatures, crude, dick, dirty thoughts, FANTASY, funny, humor, Hungry, inappropriate, meme, Nature, NSFW, taboo, thinking, Wild, wildlife, Wolf, Wolfys, Wonders, woodland

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building houses and mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride where we think about the wolf’s dick and ponder life’s deepest mysteries.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join them or stand against their fluffy tyranny?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a special event where players can ride on the backs of flying pigs and battle it out in the skies for ultimate supremacy. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

CraftyCreeperCocktails

biden, Cock, controversial, controversial statement, CraftyCreeperCocktails, crude, crude language, DISRESPECTFUL, disrespectful behavior., disrespectful language, inappropriate, Inappropriate Behavior, inappropriate comment, inappropriate language, offensive, political figure, Politics, presidential candidate, public figure, SUCKS, Vulgar

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us if you want to witness Biden sucking cock… wait, what? Just kidding! That’s not actually happening on our server (we promise), but we do have some crazy shenanigans that will make you laugh until you cry.

Picture this: you log on to our server and suddenly find yourself in a battle against a horde of killer chickens armed with diamond swords. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground disco party where all the mobs are busting out their best dance moves.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bigfoot, a mysterious creature who roams the land causing chaos and confusion wherever he goes. Will you be brave enough to track him down and uncover the truth behind his existence?

So why wait? Join our server now for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience that you’ll never forget. Just remember, Biden may not be sucking cock here, but the fun and craziness never stop!

Infinity Craft Towny

best server, Cosmetics, Fun games, hype, infinity craft, join now, Minecraft, Survival, Towny

Infinity Craft

Join Infinity Craft for the best survival/towny server in the world! There are fun games and cosmetics in this server! Don’t miss out on the fun and hype!

158.69.21.192

IronCraft MiniGames

Bedwars, Friendly staff, Goodbye, Help, IronCraft, Join Server, KitPvP, Minigames, new players, Skywars

IronCraft Server

IronCraft is the place to be for all your Minecraft minigame needs! With exciting games like bedwars, skywars, and kitpvp, there’s never a dull moment. The staff are super friendly and welcoming, making your experience even better. We’re always looking for more players to join our community, so if you’re new to the server, come on in and help us out! Goodbye and see you there!

ironcraft.serveminecraft.net

NetherCraft Adventures

Adventure, Builders, Community, Creative mode, Events, Exploration, games, Minecraft, Minigames, Mods, multiplayer, NetherCraft, Plugins, Roleplay, Sandbox, Server, Staff Team, Survival, survival server

Nethercraft Server Info

We are a cool server with survival mode and more fun games coming soon! Our staff and builders are awesome. Come join us at NetherCraft!

145.239.252.14

DreamLand Survival: Towny Edition

battle pass, Challenges System, CUSTOM Backpacks, CUSTOM Beehives, Custom Bosses, Custom Crates, Custom Crops, CUSTOM Fishing System, custom furniture, CUSTOM Orbs, Survival, Towny

DreamLand Survival

DreamLand Survival is a Towny server with lots of cool features like:

Custom Fishing System and Skill Tree
Custom Furniture
Custom Orbs to boost your farming
Custom Bosses to battle
Custom Beehives you can farm
Custom Crops to grow and sell
Custom Crates to find while mining
Custom Backpacks
Battle Pass and Challenges
And much more!

Join now and start your epic adventure in DreamLand Survival!

51.79.121.33:25575

CraftWorld – Secure Survival Server

Aternos, backup, Buildings, economists, Hostifs, Minecraft, Peaceful, Server, Survival, worldcraft

WorldCraft Server Information

Hey there, fellow gamers! Welcome to WorldCraft, where the fun never stops! 🌍✨

Established in 2020
Survival economy focus
Peaceful server for stress-free building
No aternos or hostifs, we got our own server!
Server backup every two hours for peace of mind

Come join us and let’s craft our world together! 🏰🌟

rejchrt.synology.me

BearCraft Anarchy

1.16.5, Anarchy, duplicate, Hack, Minecraft, Mini 2b2t, new, Server

BearCraft Server Information

BearCraft is a super cool Anarchy server on version 1.16.5 and it’s brand new! You can copy stuff and do hacks here, just like a mini 2b2t.

Join now and start causing chaos in this awesome server! 🐻🎮

bearcraft.apexmc.co

LockedMC Classic Prison

classic, Custom Features, Custom Plugins, LockedMC, Nostalgia, old players, Oldschool, Prison, Server, Vanilla

LockedMC

LockedMC is a cool old prison server that brings back memories for old players. It has custom features and plugins that make it unique. Join now for a nostalgic experience!

LockedMC.com

NeonMC ParkourPVP

Discord, Duels, Economy, Forums, KitPvP, minecraft server, NEONMC, Parkour, Small playerbase, Store

NeonMC is the place to be! 🌟

🎮 Join NeonMC! 🎮

NeonMC is a cool new minecraft server with a small group of players right now.

What we have:

KitPVP
Duels
Economy
Parkour
More stuff on the way!

Check us out: Forums: neonmc.cf Discord: neonmc.cf/discord Store: neonmc.cf/store

neonmc.cf

SkyCraft PvP World

base building, Communication, EXCITEMENT, Fighting, Fun, games, german language, German-speaking, infinite map, minecraft server, Old, Openworld, PvP, rules, Skycraft, Survival, SURVIVAL PVP, young

SkyCraft Minecraft Server

SkyCraft is a German-speaking Minecraft server where you can play OpenWorld Survival-PvP. We may add more games in the future based on demand.

Who Can Play: Everyone, young or old, is welcome to join in the fun.
Language: German is the main language for communication, but other languages are also welcome.
Gameplay: Enjoy an infinite OpenWorld Map where you can build your base and fight for survival. PvP is activated for some extra excitement.

Join SkyCraft now and have a blast!

play.skycraft.one

ArcanePVP Factions – Join Now!

arcanepvp, Builders, Citizens, dedicated server, Essentials, Factions, MCMMO, Mob Arena, no pay to win, old school factions, Shop, Staff, up and coming

ArcanePVP

Arcane Pvp is a cool server that is getting popular. They welcome all players to have fun. This server is all about Old school factions with no pay to win. They need more staff and builders. Visit them at 192.3.46.140:25565 to help grow their player base!

Plugins:

mcmmo
factions
essentials
shop
citizens
mob arena

192.3.46.140