crude – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

LukoilLolsCraft
Brussels, budapest, crude, Diplomacy, eastern europe, economic pressure, ENERGY MARKET, european union, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, Hungary, international relations, kyiv, Lukoil, LukoilLolsCraft, Moscow, OIL INDUSTRY, Politics, sanctions, sanctions dispute, Slovakia
LOL come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where we got more drama den Kyiv and Budapest combined! Our server be like a soap opera, but with blocks and creepers!
We got Lukoil trying to sell cheap crude to Budapest, but they be like “nah fam, we ain’t divesting from Moscow!” And then Slovakia be like “yo Brussels, help us out here!” But Brussels be too busy building their own epic castle in Minecraft.
Join our server for all the juicy gossip and drama, plus you can build your own crazy creations and battle creepers like a boss. Trust me, you won’t find a server more lit than this one!

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CrudeCraft: India’s 2nd Oil Importer
2nd, Asia, billion, China, crude, CrudeCraft, dollars, economic relations, Economy, ENERGY, ENERGY MARKET, global trade, Import, importer, India, Indias, largest importer, market, Oil, OIL INDUSTRY, Partnership, Russian oil, Trade
Yo, listen up, gamers! This server is like the India of Minecraft servers – the second biggest importer of Russian oil after China! We’ve got $2.8 billion worth of crude gameplay waiting for you to dive into! Join us for some wild adventures and crazy shenanigans as we mine, build, and conquer our way to victory! Who needs diamonds when you’ve got oil, amirite? So come on, join the fun and let’s make this server the most epic one yet!

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Graham’s Asshole Minecraft Server
Asshole, boundary-pushing, controversial, crude, Disgusting, explicit, explicit content, feces, Grahams, gross, inappropriate, Inappropriate Behavior, Minecraft, obscene, offensive, offensive language, Repulsive, revolting, scatological, Server, shocking behavior, Shocking.., taboo, Vile
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, look no further because on our server, you can eat a log of shit out of Graham’s asshole! That’s right, forget about crafting tables and mobs, the real fun is in Graham’s butt! Join us for a wild and wacky adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and how much poop you can stomach). So come on down and get ready for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience!

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LabMC (Open Alpha)
2025, Alpha, Crate, crude, Downtime, farm to win, LabMC, MCMMO, minecraft server, Network, open alpha, rank system, release date, Reset, Survival, Testing, Towny, Unfinished, Unpredictable, worlds
LabMC is a minecraft server network in it’s first steps, this server features a survival server with towny, entirely farm to win crate & rank system, mcmmo and much more.
Expect the server to be mostly unfinished and crude, as this is an open alpha mainly for testing as of now.Downtime will likely be unpredictable.
The worlds will never be reset unless they become unusable, even in this alpha stage.
And finally, the release date for the network is estimated to be within 2025.
labmc.okgg.eu

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BlockPartyFunTime
awkward, BlockPartyFunTime, controversial, cringe-worthy, crude, distasteful, EMBARRASSING, Forbidden, impolite, improper, inappropriate, Indecent, offensive, RISQUE, scandalous, shameful, taboo, UNACCEPTABLE, UNCOMFORTABLE, unseemly, unsuitable
Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new block of dirt? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day!
Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamond eggs for you to collect and hoard like a dragon guarding its treasure.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared to laugh until your sides hurt and maybe even pee a little from all the excitement.

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ChudCraft: Cunts & Creepers
Behavior, ChudCraft, chuds, CREEPERS, crude, cunts, derogatory, discrimination, Disrespect, DISRESPECTFUL, disrespectful language, gender, gender discrimination, inappropriate, Inappropriate Behavior, inappropriate language, Language, Misogyny, offensive, offensive behavior, offensive language, sexism, Vulgar
Are you tired of dealing with chuds in your own country? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is chud-free guaranteed! We have a team of trained chud exterminators who will make sure your gaming experience is chud-free and full of fun.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all the chickens in the land with an iron fist (or wing?). Join our server and you may even have the chance to challenge the Chicken King to a duel for his throne!
And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players are invited to. Dance the night away with other players and show off your best dance moves while avoiding the disco creepers that like to crash the party.
So what are you waiting for? Join our chud-free, Chicken King ruled, disco party having Minecraft server today and experience a gaming world like no other!

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Crafty Gals Only – No Boys Allowed!
Absurd, Allowed, bathroom, Boys, comedy, controversial, Crafty, crude, dont, Edgy, fills, funny, gals, Girls, gross, humor, inappropriate, Mouth, Naughty, offensive, Poop, Shit, taboo, toilet humor
Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever experience! Are you tired of boring servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because this server is here to blow your mind!
Join us for the craziest adventures you can imagine. Want to ride a unicorn into battle? Done. How about building a castle made entirely of chocolate? No problem. And don’t even get me started on the dragon races!
But wait, there’s more! On this server, girls don’t poop. That’s right, you heard me. And if anyone tries to tell you otherwise, we’ll just fill their mouth with… well, you know.
So what are you waiting for? Join us today and experience the insanity for yourself. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

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Wolfy’s Woodland Wonders: Where the Creatures Are Always Hungry for Adventure!
Absurd, Absurdity, Adventure, animal anatomy, Animals, controversial, Creatures, crude, dick, dirty thoughts, FANTASY, funny, humor, Hungry, inappropriate, meme, Nature, NSFW, taboo, thinking, Wild, wildlife, Wolf, Wolfys, Wonders, woodland
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building houses and mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride where we think about the wolf’s dick and ponder life’s deepest mysteries.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join them or stand against their fluffy tyranny?
And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a special event where players can ride on the backs of flying pigs and battle it out in the skies for ultimate supremacy. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

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CraftyCreeperCocktails
biden, Cock, controversial, controversial statement, CraftyCreeperCocktails, crude, crude language, DISRESPECTFUL, disrespectful behavior., disrespectful language, inappropriate, Inappropriate Behavior, inappropriate comment, inappropriate language, offensive, political figure, Politics, presidential candidate, public figure, SUCKS, Vulgar
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!
Join us if you want to witness Biden sucking cock… wait, what? Just kidding! That’s not actually happening on our server (we promise), but we do have some crazy shenanigans that will make you laugh until you cry.
Picture this: you log on to our server and suddenly find yourself in a battle against a horde of killer chickens armed with diamond swords. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground disco party where all the mobs are busting out their best dance moves.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bigfoot, a mysterious creature who roams the land causing chaos and confusion wherever he goes. Will you be brave enough to track him down and uncover the truth behind his existence?
So why wait? Join our server now for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience that you’ll never forget. Just remember, Biden may not be sucking cock here, but the fun and craziness never stop!

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Epic Fail Zone: Time Warp
acceptance, destiny, Downfall, Endurance, Epic, Fail, Failure, fate, fragility, GREATNESS, Impermanence, inevitability, mortality, patience, perseverance, philosophy, resilience, Time, transience, uncertainty, unpredictability, Vulnerability, Warp, Zone
hey u! u want a minecraft server that is so crazy, it will make ur brain hurt in a good way? well, u found it! this server is like a roller coaster ride through a tornado made of diamonds and lava!
join us and experience the thrill of everything no matter how great is ought to fall, but in a fun way! we have insane builds that will make ur eyes pop out of ur head and ur jaw hit the floor!
plus, we have the most epic events like a chicken jousting tournament where u ride on pigs and try to knock each other off with sticks! it’s wild, it’s wacky, it’s everything u never knew u needed in a minecraft server!
so come on, what are u waiting for? join us now and prepare to have ur mind blown in the best way possible!

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New Server IP
BlazeCraft: Fire & Fun
air pollution, atmospheric methane, BlazeCraft, carbon footprint, climate change, climate feedbacks, climate science, emission modeling, environmental impact, environmental research, Fire, Fire Management, Fun, global warming, greenhouse gases, methane detection, methane emissions, methane levels, natural disasters, research, scientific study, small fires, Wildfires
so like, u know how minecraft is all about building stuff and exploring, right? well, on our server, we take it to a whole new level! we have crazy wildfires happening all the time, like, way more than in real life. but get this – these wildfires emit 27% more methane than anyone ever thought possible! it’s like, a total game changer for climate feedbacks and stuff.
if u join our server, u can witness these insane wildfires firsthand and see just how much chaos they can cause. it’s like a real-life disaster movie, but in minecraft! plus, u can help us study these wildfires and maybe even come up with a solution to stop them. who knows, u might even become a hero in the minecraft world!
so come join us on our server and experience the thrill of battling out-of-control wildfires while also saving the planet. it’s like nothing u’ve ever seen before, and u won’t want to miss out on all the crazy fun!

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New Server IP

A Zombie Pigman Broke My Door

adult content, alone, BROKE, butt, Cheats, Connect, Door, Friend, Glowstix, good luck, Ip:, lawlessmc, Movie, Pigman, player, R-rated, rule, SC_OFF, semi anarchy, server info, unsupervised, Value, zombie, zombie pigfart

A ZOMBIE PIGFART BROKE MY BUTT Minecraft Server

Here at A ZOMBIE PIGFART BROKE MY BUTT we value you, the player. We want to be your friend and provide a fun gaming experience for you!

Server Information:

Rules	One rule, NO CHEATS ALLOWED.
IP Address	lawlessmc.com

Warning: This server has no restriction on adult content. It is not family-friendly without active adult supervision. DO NOT TRUST GLOWSTIX!!!

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Question	Answer
Are cheats allowed on the server?	No, cheats are not allowed on the server. Please play fair and follow the rules.
What is the server’s IP address?	The server’s IP address is lawlessmc.com. Use this to connect to the server.
Is the server family-friendly?	No, the server is not family-friendly and contains adult content. It is recommended to have adult supervision while playing.
Should I trust Glowstix in the game?	No, do not trust Glowstix in the game. Be cautious and stay safe while interacting with other players.

AI Assistant Academy 1.20.2
1.20.2, Academy, AI assistant, alexa, Artificial Intelligence, Assistant, business purposes, chatbot, coding, coding tutorial, drunk conversations, GPT, information lookup, machine learning, Natural Language Processing, personal assistant, program opening, programming, Software Development, step by step, Technology, virtual assistant, voice assistant
Yo, bro, forget about coding AI assistants, come join our Minecraft server instead! We got a chat system that will make you feel like you’re talking to a drunk Alexa. Plus, you can look up information on how to build epic structures and open up programs like crafting tables. It’s like having your own virtual assistant, but way more fun and blocky. Join now and let’s mine and craft our way to victory!

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VillainousHeroes Minecraft SMP
Antagonist, antiheroes, bad guys, BETRAYAL, corrupt, Dark, Deceit, Deception, double-cross, good guys, hidden agenda., Manipulation, Minecraft, morality, Movie, plot twist, Protagonist, smp, Suspense, Thriller, Twist, unexpected, VillainousHeroes
OMG, so, like, have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft SMP where the good guys are actually the bad guys? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! We have a whole storyline where the heroes are actually evil villains in disguise. It’s like a plot twist you never saw coming, bro!
Join us for epic battles, crazy plot twists, and a community of players who are just as wacky as you are. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground lairs and hidden treasure chests waiting to be discovered. It’s like a movie, but in Minecraft form!
So, if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and make you question everything you thought you knew about good and evil, then come join us! Who knows, you might just become the bad guy you never knew you wanted to be. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the chaos begin!

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CraftyManlyMines
communication skills, CraftyManlyMines, emotional intelligence, Empathy, gender equality, Gender Roles, healthy masculinity, healthy relationships, leadership, mental health, personal development, positive masculinity, Respect, role models, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self-care, societal expectations, strength, toxic masculinity, Vulnerability
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just mining and crafting all day? Well, look no further because on our server, we redefine healthy masculinity! Instead of flexing your muscles, we flex our creativity and teamwork skills.
Join us and witness epic battles where players settle disputes with build-offs instead of swords. Show off your manly skills by creating the most fabulous pink castle or the most extravagant diamond armor.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Bro Code, where players must adhere to ridiculous rules like always complimenting each other’s pixelated abs and never leaving a bro behind in a creeper attack.
So if you’re ready to experience a whole new level of manliness in Minecraft, join us now and become the ultimate bro-builder!

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New Server IP
NukeCraftIran2020
Hypes, iran, new, Nuclear, NukeCraftIran2020, Possible.., Projects, putin
lol come join our epic minecraft server where we build nuclear reactors with iran just like putin!! we got all the uranium you need to create some explosive friendships. who needs diamonds when you can have a nuclear meltdown in your backyard? join now for a chance to become the next world superpower in minecraft! #nuclearfun #putinisjealous

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Epic High School Universe
Beginning, designation, Epic, epic movie, HIGH, high school scene, long tail tags, marvel universe, Marvel universe number, School, tags, Universe
join dis epic minecraft server where u can build ur own high school scene like da one in dat movie where dey had superpowers and stuff. u can be a superhero student and fight evil teachers or be a villain and try to take over da school. plus, u can ride giant chickens around da campus and throw exploding potions at ur classmates. it’s gonna be lit, fam. come join us and be a part of dis crazy adventure!

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Mc.BaronWorld.Pro – Join us, all admins of the Minecraft server
admins, Antispam, Auto-mine, BaronWorld, Best Event, Best spawn, boss fight, Cases, Cool sets, Cool spheres with effect, Discord, Donat store, free cases, Free donation, Free promotional codes, good admin, Jobs, Join, Magic, Minecraft, Rewards for time, Server, Shop, Starter Kit, Telegram, Traps like on Funtime, vk
What we have:
⚡ rewards for time
⚡ Traps like on Funtime
⚡ Good admin
⚡ Best spawn
⚡ Best Event
⚡ Cool spheres with effect
⚡ Cool sets
⚡ Free donation
⚡ Free promotional codes
⚡ Free cases
⚡ Boss fight
? Donat store: https://baronworld.easydonate.ru
? Discord: https://dsc.gg/baronworlds
? Telegram: t.me/baronworlds
? VK: https://vk.com/baronworld

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New Server IP

CasualMinecraft

About.., bedrock, Builders Needed, casualminecraft, collaboration, Community, Connect Today, creativity, Crossplatform, Discord, Exploration, Immersion, Ip:, java, Minecraft, no-frills survival, Optional, proximity chat, Seasoned Veteran, smp, spawn region, starting fresh, What We’re

Minecraft Server Overview

IP	casualminecraft.fun
What We’re About	Looking for a pure, classic Minecraft experience? Casual Minecraft brings you back to the roots of the game you fell in love with. Our no-frills survival SMP is built around a strong, friendly community where creativity, exploration, and collaboration thrive. No unnecessary gimmicks or overcomplicated plugins—just you, your imagination, and the adventure of survival. Whether you’re a seasoned veteran or starting fresh, you’ll feel right at home.
Builders Needed	Think you’ve got what it takes to help shape our server? Trusted players and skilled builders can apply to design the spawn region (50–300 blocks from spawn) and create a lasting legacy. Join us on Discord to get started!
Connect Today	Java IP: casualminecraft.fun
Bedrock IP	play.casualminecraft.fun (Port: 19132)
Discord	Click here to join our Discord
Trailer	Watch the trailer here

FAQ

Q: Can I join the server even if I’m new to Minecraft?

A: Absolutely! Our server is welcoming to players of all experience levels.

Q: Are there any rules I need to follow on the server?

A: Yes, we have a set of rules to ensure a friendly and enjoyable experience for all players. You can find them on our Discord server.

Q: How can I become a builder on the server?

A: Skilled builders can apply to design the spawn region by joining our Discord and submitting an application.

Q: Is there a way to communicate with other players in real-time?

A: Yes, we offer optional proximity chat for those who enjoy this feature.