Crucifixion MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Death Day Celebration

holiday, observance, sacrifice, crucifixion of Jesus, resurrection

LOL come join our minecraft server, we got more fun than a llama riding a pig! we got so many diamonds you’ll be bling blingin like a disco ball. our mods are cooler than a polar bear in sunglasses.

we got mini games that will make you laugh so hard, you’ll snort like a pig. our community is tighter than a creeper’s grip on a block of tnt.

join us and you’ll have more fun than a chicken doing the cha cha slide. trust me, you won’t regret it. come on, what are you waiting for? let’s get this party started!

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Holy Craft Minecraft Server

salvation, SPIRITUAL, Craft, grace, SAVIOR

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our server and experience the second coming of Jesus Christ himself! That’s right, Jesus is a Minecraft player now and he’s here to spread love, peace, and epic loot drops to all who join.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the skeletons are the backup dancers. Get ready to boogie down with the undead like never before!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal to a parallel universe where pigs ride on flying llamas and the trees are made of candy. Who wouldn’t want to explore that wacky world?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to watch out for those pesky zombie villagers trying to convert you to their undead cult. It’s a wild ride, but hey, that’s just how we roll on this server!

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Stone Age to Steve Age

crucifixion, Passengers, religious savages, progress, Evolution

Welcome to a Minecraft server where the only rule is to EVOLVE or get left behind like those poor souls in the 1500s! Join us in a world where opinions are celebrated, unless they go against our emotions, then we’ll just KILL you with kindness… or maybe just with a sword.

Our machines are evolving faster than we are, but fear not, on this server, you can EVOLVE alongside them! Who needs to think long and hard about the implications of technology when you can just build a giant robot to do it for you?

So come on, join us on this wild ride of EVOLUTION and KILLING those who dare to have different opinions! Who needs the 1500s when you can have all the chaos and mayhem of 2024 in Minecraft form?

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JesusCraft: Where the truth hurts, but the diamonds sparkle!

Prophecy, Religion, BELIEF, HURTS, scripture

Tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our server and experience the ultimate chaos and mayhem that will have you laughing until you cry.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground society of llamas who run the show. That’s right, these llamas are not your average farm animals – they have a taste for adventure and mischief. You never know what they’ll have you doing next, whether it’s building a giant llama statue or going on a llama-led treasure hunt.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a group of mischievous chickens who have formed their own chicken mafia. They’ll have you doing their bidding in exchange for rare items and secret chicken knowledge. Just don’t cross them, or you might find yourself in a chicken coop prison.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret portal to a dimension where everything is made out of cheese. Yes, you read that right – CHEESE. Imagine building a castle out of cheddar or going on a cheese mining expedition. The possibilities are endless!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wacky world of llamas, chicken mafias, and cheese dimensions. Who needs Jesus when you have this much fun?

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Crafty Cuckristian Crusade

controversial, Pray, resurrection, skepticism, Jesus

Are you tired of being a cuckristian? Do you refuse to pray to a jew on a stick or believe in flying zombies? Then come join our Minecraft server where we don’t give a flying creepers about any of that nonsense!

On our server, you can build your own temple to worship whatever the heck you want – whether it’s a giant potato or a dancing llama. We don’t judge here, unless you’re building a boring old church.

And forget about following some ancient book just because some Roman faggot emperor said so. On our server, the only sacred text is the one where we declare that diamonds are the true currency of the land.

So come join us and let your inner non-cuckristian shine in all its blocky glory!

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NakedCraft: Where Pixels Are the Only Cover!

culture, consequences, NakedCraft, Liberation, cover

Welcome to a Minecraft server where everyone is naked all the time! But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun. Join us for a wild and wacky adventure where clothing is optional and creativity is key.

Imagine a world where you can build your dream house, ride a pig into battle, and mine for diamonds in your birthday suit. It’s a nudist paradise where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your decency).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Naked Ninja Clan, a group of elite players who fight crime and creepers in their birthday suits. Join them if you dare, but be warned – their battle cries are as fierce as their tan lines.

So why join our naked Minecraft server? Because life is too short to wear pants, and who needs clothes when you have a diamond sword? Come join us for a wild ride, and remember – in this world, the only thing that’s covered is your sense of humor.

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TariffCraft Minecraft Server

Government, uk, steel tariffs, Decision making, trade war

so, like, this server is like, totally the bomb diggity, ya know? like, if you don’t join, you’re missing out on all the fun and craziness that goes down here.

we’ve got a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and gold, guarded by a team of ninja chickens. and if you can find it, you get to keep all the loot and become the ultimate ruler of the server.

plus, we have a petting zoo filled with creepers and zombies that you can tame and ride into battle. it’s like a wild west showdown, but with pixelated monsters.

oh, and did i mention that every full moon, a giant dragon swoops down from the sky and challenges players to a dance-off? it’s epic, trust me.

so, like, join now before you miss out on all the insanity and hilarity that this server has to offer. you won’t regret it, i promise.

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AussieBlockParty

housing market intervention, Foreign investors, government policy, Australian economy, Investment

OMG u guys, have u heard about this cray cray server?? it’s like, so lit, u gotta join now!! we got kangaroos hopping around and koalas building houses, it’s a total party down under, mate!

But wait, there’s more! We’re blocking all foreign investors from buying homes for 2 years, so you know the property values are gonna be through the roof! Literally, because we have a sky-high building limit and you can build the tallest tower ever seen in Minecraft history.

And get this, we have a secret underground dungeon where you can battle giant spiders and evil emus. It’s like a real-life Australian adventure, but in blocky pixel form. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this party started, mate!

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Eggs Are Chicken’s Period – The Server

brunch, OVULATION, chicken, omelette, baking

OMG, u gotta join dis minecraft server cuz we got chickens laying eggs like nobody’s business. it’s like a period party up in here. and guess what? u can use those eggs to throw at other players and make them slip and fall like a banana peel. it’s hilarious, trust me. plus, we got a secret underground chicken fight club where u can bet on which chicken will win in a feathered showdown. it’s intense, bro. so come on and join the fun, cuz on this server, eggs aren’t just for breakfast, they’re for epic battles and non-stop laughs.

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ToxicCraft: Govt Secrets & Fire Pollution

environmental pollution, ToxicCraft, Fire, Pollution, trade secrets

come join our epic minecraft server where we have secret potions that make you fly like a majestic eagle! our server is so lit that even the US government is trying to keep our secrets under wraps. we got crazy chemicals that will make your gameplay so wild, you’ll be soaring through the skies like a boss. forget about drinking water limits, we’re all about breaking boundaries and reaching new heights. join us now and experience the most insane adventures you’ve ever had in minecraft!

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