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RomcomCraft Minecraft Server

Anime, anime culture, childhood friend, comedy, Crush, Drama, harem, love, Manga, Minecraft, Otaku, relationships, romance, romcom, RomcomCraft, Server, Ship, sister, sitcoms, slice of life, triangle-romance, trope

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	7981
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	100

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only drama you’ll find is between creepers and players! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like a romcom gone wrong.

Picture this: you log in and suddenly your childhood friend appears out of nowhere, but wait, they don’t even remember who you are! And just when you think it can’t get any crazier, your sister shows up and reveals she’s actually your childhood crush. Talk about a plot twist!

But don’t worry, we promise there won’t be any harem shenanigans here. Just good old-fashioned Minecraft fun with a side of hilarious romcom drama. So what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the most entertaining Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter!

Minecraft SMP: /pfg/ – NoPussyGang

booru, censored, conditioned goons, desuarchive, hgoon, hoe scarers, hypersexual, Making out with your screen edition, Minecraft, NoPussyGang, pfg, porn-addicted hand-fucker, Pussyfree General, pussyfree losers, reentry, Resources, self-made faggots, smp, Trash, weeby eternal virgins

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	6082
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	30
Endless Night Skies:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	33	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we embrace our inner hand-fuckers and porn-addicted gamers! Are you tired of trying to impress real women and failing miserably? Do you prefer making out with your screen over actual human interaction? Then this server is perfect for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories. From building giant pixelated dicks to creating elaborate traps for unsuspecting players, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground club where we host virtual orgies and worship the Minecraft gods in our own unique way. So if you’re ready to embrace your inner virginity and join a community of like-minded individuals, come on down to our Minecraft SMP and let the hand-fucking begin!

LocationShare Minecraft Server

aita, Boundaries, boundaries in relationships, Communication, denial, invasion of privacy, location sharing, LocationShare, long distance, Minecraft, new relationship, Peace of mind, personal space, Principle, privacy, relationship, Safety, Server, Tracking, tracking device, Trust, trust issues, trustworthiness

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	3366
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	80	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Crops Grown:	8277
Zombie Dances:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41	Legendary Items Repaired:	5

Are you tired of your girlfriend trying to track your every move like a detective in a cheesy spy movie? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can build without being monitored 24/7!

On our server, you can create your own virtual fortress and never have to worry about someone trying to invade your privacy. No more sharing locations or having someone constantly checking up on you – unless it’s to admire your epic builds, of course.

Join now and experience the freedom of building without boundaries, just like how you should have the freedom to live your life without being tracked like a criminal on the run. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with relationship drama over location sharing.

DaughterDramaCraft

Boundaries, Comments.., Communication, comparisons, DAUGHTER, DaughterDramaCraft, firm, Friend, Insecurity, introverted, judgments, Justified, overreacted, parenting, Quiet, relationships, Reserved, self esteem, speech development, talking habits

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	1222
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2

Are you tired of judgmental friends comparing your child’s speech development to their own milestones? Join our Minecraft server where no one will ever comment on your daughter’s talking habits, because we’re too busy building epic castles and battling dragons!

We welcome introverted parents who have struggled with insecurities about being too quiet – on our server, you can let your creativity shine without worrying about others’ opinions. Plus, we have a 3-year-old daughter-friendly zone where kids can play safely while you conquer the virtual world.

So come join us and leave the real world drama behind – on our server, the only comparisons being made are about who has the coolest diamond armor!

KidBeliefsMinecraftSMP

childhood beliefs, childhood curiosities, childhood fantasies, childhood imagination, childhood innocence, childhood memories, childhood misconceptions, childhood musings, childhood myths, childhood stories, childhood tales, childhood wonders, funny beliefs, funny memories, gullible moments, kid logic, KidBeliefsMinecraftSMP, kids say the darndest things, naive thoughts, silly beliefs, silly misconceptions

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	8811
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Divine Spears Created:	12
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride of chaos and hilarity! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of accidentally blowing up your own house with a misplaced TNT block or getting pranked by a mischievous group of players who think it’s funny to fill your entire base with chickens. Trust us, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server! So come on and join the fun – just don’t believe anyone who tells you that diamonds are actually made from unicorn tears.

Retro2ModernCraft

1950’s, Artificial Intelligence, Automation, climate change, Communication, cryptocurrency, Cultural differences, environmental issues, Globalization, internet, medical advancements, modern life, online shopping, Retro2ModernCraft, smartphones, social media, societal norms, space exploration, Technology, time travel, virtual reality

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	5755
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	72
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	211
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13

Imagine trying to explain to someone from the 1950s that you can now join a Minecraft server where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and players ride around on giant chickens as their trusty steeds. They would probably think you’ve lost your marbles!

But wait, there’s more! On this server, you can build a house made entirely out of rainbow-colored blocks, tame a pet dragon to guard your treasures, and even participate in epic battles against evil llamas trying to take over the land.

So if you ever find yourself in need of a good laugh and a break from reality, come join us on this wacky Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Trust us, trying to explain this to someone from the 1950s would be the least of your worries once you’re hooked on the madness that awaits you here!

GazaKids2UAE Minecraft Server

children, Conflict, Departure, diplomatic relations, foreign affairs, gaza, GazaKids2UAE, Healthcare, humanitarian crisis, international relations, Israel, medical aid, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Netanyahu, palestine, peace negotiations, Politics, Postpones, Server, sick, Treatment, uae

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	1091
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	81
Void Gems Collected:	32	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

so like, on this epic minecraft server, we got like, Netanyahu postponing the departure of sick Gazan children for treatment in UAE. but like, who cares about that when you can join our server and build the craziest roller coasters and have epic battles with your friends.

like, imagine building a giant castle and then having a massive water balloon fight with all your buddies. or maybe you wanna go on a quest to find the legendary diamond sword of awesomeness.

plus, our server has the best parties with the coolest music and the tastiest virtual snacks. so come join us and forget about all that real world drama, because on our server, the only thing that matters is having a blast and creating amazing memories.

GriefCraft: NoNetanyahuMeeting

Conflict, Diplomacy, families, Golan rocket attack, Government, Grief, GriefCraft, Israel, Kids, Loss, Meeting, MIDDLE EAST, Netanyahu, News, NoNetanyahuMeeting, Politics, prime minister, Refuse, Report, Tragedy, Victims, War

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	6034
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Towns Built:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	119
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1

so, liek, u kno dis minecraft server? it’s, liek, so epic u gotta join, man. u kno why? cuz, like, the owner of dis server once defeated the ender dragon with a carrot. a CARROT, dude. and, like, if u join dis server, u get a free pet creeper that farts rainbows. it’s, like, so lit, man. and, like, the spawn area is, like, a giant disco party with, like, flying pigs and dancing zombies. u gotta join, man. trust me, it’s, like, the best server ever. oh, and, like, the owner once built a castle made entirely out of diamonds. DIAMONDS, dude. u gotta join, man. it’s, like, so epic.

BubbleBreathCraft

airy, blowing, Breath, BubbleBreathCraft, Bubbles, Childhood, delicate, ephemeral, fleeting, Floating, Fun, imagination, iridescent, Light, Memories, Play, round, Shimmering, soap, Taste, Transparent

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	8475
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimension Hops:	8	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Secret Passages Found:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Zombie Dances:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	0

hey u, yes u! do u want to join a minecraft server that is so lit, it will make u question reality? well, u have come to the right place! our server is like a magical land where pigs fly and creepers dance to dubstep.

once upon a time, a player found a diamond sword that was so powerful, it could slice through bedrock like butter. they became the ruler of the server and everyone worshipped them like a minecraft god.

if u join our server, u will have the chance to ride on the back of a dragon and battle evil witches with your enchanted pickaxe. u can build a castle made entirely of gold blocks and swim in a pool of lava without getting burned.

so what are u waiting for? join our server now and experience the minecraft adventure of a lifetime! who needs bubbles when u can have the breath of a dragon blowing in your face?

SurvivalOnline

Anarchy, Eula, Gaming, microsoft, Minecraft, mojang studios, multiplayer, ONLINE, Sandbox, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	5349
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Alien Abductions:	2
Ores Mined:	6228	Chimeras Created:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	9048

Our server hosts the Minecraft survival gamemode as provided by Mojang Studios, an open ended sandbox.

You must follow the Mojang and Microsoft EULA that you have agreed to when creating your account.

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