Croydon – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

BritPolCraft: BFF Edition

Armed officers, Bananas, Best allies edition, BFF, Brexit border, brit/pol/, BritPolCraft, Croydon, Double rapist, Edition, Facial recognition cameras, Gender Identity, giant spider, IT outages, north london, Perishable items, Police, sex education, Stamford Hill, Stop and search, Tories, UK school, Untreated sewage, Windermere

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us for a wild ride of adventure and chaos as we bring you the most outrageous Minecraft experience you’ve ever had.

Ever wanted to battle giant spiders that traveled 3,000 miles in a box of bananas just to terrorize a UK school? Well, now’s your chance! Our server is crawling with creepy crawlies just waiting to give you the fright of your life.

And if that’s not enough, how about joining armed officers as they swarm a north London neighborhood after a woman in her 30s is shot in the leg? It’s like being in a real-life action movie, but in Minecraft form!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got IT outages delaying the import of perishable items to the UK by up to 20 hours, tories demanding the return of stop and search, and even a ban on schools teaching children about gender identity! It’s a rollercoaster of craziness that you won’t find anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and be a part of the madness. Who knows, you might even come face to face with a “double rapist” caught by facial recognition cameras in Croydon. It’s a Minecraft experience like no other!

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CraftyBlockz: Where Minecraft meets March Madness in the ultimate game of blocks and balls!

Adrenaline Rush, athletic prowess, Balls, Basketball, blocks, competitive spirit, CraftyBlockz, Fast-paced, favorite sport, football, Game, goal-scoring, high intensity, hockey fan, ice hockey, ice sports, intense competition, lifelong passion, lots of goals, madness, March, meets, Minecraft, Physical, Sports Entertainment, sports fanatic, Sportsmanship, team sports, Ultimate

If you had to play only ONE Minecraft server for the rest of your life, it would be ours! Why, you ask? Well, picture this: you spawn in a world where pigs can fly and creepers do the cha-cha. Our server is like a sports arena, but instead of hockey or football, you’ll be battling it out in epic PvP battles with other players. It’s fast-paced, it’s physical, and there are definitely lots of goals (and maybe a few explosions). So why settle for boring old sports when you can join our crazy Minecraft server and reign supreme as the ultimate blocky champion?

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New Server IP
MineLachs

administrators, CaveBlock, Challenges, Citybuild, Community, Competition, creativity, Development, Events, floating world, Freebuild, MCMMO, minecraft server, Minelachs, Moderators, OneBlock, residential districts, Resources, Skyblock, Skyscrapers, Survival, Updates

Welcome to Minelachs.net! Dive into our Minecraft world and discover a variety of exciting game modes, including our main focus on Citybuild and Freebuild! Citybuild: Build your own city and transform it into a thriving center of creativity and community. From impressive skyscrapers to picturesque residential districts – there are no limits to your imagination! Work together with other players, trade resources and create a city that everyone will admire. Freebuild: If you want to unleash your creativity without restrictions, our Freebuild mode is perfect for you! Build and design to your heart’s content without worrying about limitations or resource acquisition. Here you can create your own masterpiece, be it a majestic castle, a huge labyrinth or an elaborate park. Skyblock: Enter a floating world full of challenges and opportunities! Start on a small island and expand it into a thriving empire with limited resources. Challenge yourself, discover new techniques and expand your island to become one of the greatest in the Skyblock world. Oneblock:A unique adventure awaits you in Oneblock mode! Start on a single block and overcome a series of challenges as your world continually evolves. Unlock new areas, discover rare treasures, and watch your humble block become a thriving paradise. Caveblock:Dive deep into the underworld and explore the mysterious caves of Caveblock mode! Overcome dangerous challenges, collect valuable resources and create your own underground colony. Prove your skills in dealing with the darkness and become the ruler of the caves. Why minelachs.net? A vibrant community of Minecraft enthusiasts ready to build and play together. Regular events and competitions to show off your skills and win great prizes. A dedicated team of moderators and administrators to ensure your gaming experience is smooth and entertaining. Constant development and updates to ensure our server is always up to date and offers new features. Join our server today and become part of a fantastic Minecraft community on minelachs.net!

Minelachs.net

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New Server IP
ChaoticLines

1.19, 1.20.4, Adventure, Anarchy, building, Chaos, ChaoticLines, Community, creativity, Experience, Exploration, Fittest, freedom, Gaming, Hacks, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, rules, Server, Survival

Are you ready to experience true chaos and freedom in Minecraft? Join us on ChaoticLines where anything goes and the only rule is survival of the fittest!

chaoticlines.net

1.19 – 1.20.4+

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Da Cabre SMP: Where we roam free like wild goats, but without the TPA. Sorry, no hermits, just crafty folks!

achievement system, Anti-Griefing, Cabre, cracked players, Crafty, Diamond Economy, Discord link, discord server, Folks, free, Goats, hermits, java edition, Mature Community, Plugins, Request, roam, rules, Semi Vanilla, shopping district, smp, suggestion, Tpa, voice chat, Wild

Da Cabre Minecraft Server Overview

Features
A diamond-based economy system for our shopping district near spawn!
A semi-vanilla experience! including datapacks such as; anti-enderman and creeper griefing, powder to block cauldrons, and small tweaks to the biomes.
A kind and mature community enforced by our 15+ rule.
Simple Voice Chat mod allowing you to talk with other players in-game, similar to HermitCraft.
An extensive rules page, going into detail about the rules to prevent mishaps and rule breakers.
Anti-Griefing plugins and performance plugins to ensure a smooth and uninterrupted experience.
Discord-Minecraft link allowing players to communicate through minecraft and discord.
A fresh,new server with many unexplored areas.
A diamond-based achievement system which unlocks items and events.

FAQ

Q: When will the server reset for 1.21?

A: The server will reset in July for 1.21. If you don’t like this, please avoid joining or join and wait for the reset. More information can be found in the Discord server.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: To join, you will have to be in our Discord server and make a request. Add Jaylowa on Discord and they will send you the link to join.

Q: Can cracked players join the server?

A: This server is Java Edition only, and cracked players are NOT welcome.

Valkycraft VS Hypixel

Abilities, Adventure, Biomes, building, Challenges, Community, Crafting, Custom, Custom Mobs, Events, Exploration, FANTASY, multiplayer, Quests, Roleplay, Sandbox, Survival, texture pack, TRADES, Unique Features

Hypixel	Valkycraft
Pros	Pros
Large player base	Custom survival experience
Several minigames available	Different biomes and custom mobs
Regular updates and events	Texture pack for improved gameplay
Cons	Cons
Can be overwhelming for new players	Smaller community compared to Hypixel
Can experience lag due to high player count	Less variety in game modes

Frequently Asked Questions

How many players can each server hold?

Hypixel has a large player base and can hold thousands of players at a time. Valkycraft, on the other hand, has a smaller community and can hold a moderate number of players.

What type of gameplay does each server offer?

Hypixel offers a variety of minigames such as Bed Wars, SkyWars, and more. Valkycraft is a custom survival server with different biomes, custom mobs, and unique gameplay mechanics like tradeos and skills.

Is there regular maintenance and updates on each server?

Both servers regularly provide updates and events to keep the gameplay fresh and exciting for players.

Which server has better performance?

Hypixel can experience lag at times due to its high player count, while Valkycraft may offer a smoother gaming experience with its smaller community.

Blocky Banter: This is ethnic LOLsing

Accountability, atrocities, banter, blocky, brutality, Conflict, discrimination, Disgusting, ethnic, ethnic cleansing, Genocide, GLOBAL RESPONSE, HUMAN RIGHTS, injustice, international law, LOLsing, morally justify, Oppression, political ethics., putin, Putinists, russia, violence, War Crimes

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner Putinist and conquer the virtual world with your ruthless tactics? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for you to flex your political muscles and show everyone who’s boss.

Join us and participate in epic battles where you can invade other players’ territories and establish your dominance. Build monuments in honor of your favorite world leaders and show off your patriotism in style.

But wait, there’s more! Our server also offers exclusive Putinist-themed skins and accessories to customize your character and stand out from the crowd. So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!

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The Creeper’s Clubhouse: Where Explosions and Laughter Collide!

Clubhouse, collide, CREEPERS, explosions, Laughter

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and embark on a wild adventure filled with exploding pigs, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. Want to ride a llama into battle against an army of evil bunnies? We’ve got you covered. And don’t even get us started on the magical floating islands where unicorns roam free and rainbows shoot out of every block.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it… or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a blast! OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO”

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New Server IP
Gamersgulag

Cross-Play, Factions, Mini Games, PvP, Survival Games

Survival minecraft server. Season 1 now active multiple game modes pvp, Twenty three different mini games. Lots of adventures in this server. Come check it out let us know what you think. Went live today 4/1/25 hope to see some of you guys on.

93.188.161.125

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New Server IP
Nebula Verse

Community, competitive, Custom Biomes, custom server, Custom Townys, Factions, Healthy Community, Helpers, Increased Difficulty, MCMMO, minecraft server, Mini Network Server, Moderators, multiplayer, natural disasters, Nebula Verse, New Crafts, New Enemies, Pixelmon, PvP, Rtp, Survival Games, Temperature Changes, Towny

This Mini Network server was created with the purpose of creating a healthy and competitive community to play with. It focuses on custom townys and Pixelmon, the only 2 modalities it has at the moment

TOWNY RTP CUSTOM BIOMES NEW CRAFTS NEW ENEMIES TEMPERATURE CHANGES NATURAL DISASTERS CHANGE IN INCREASED DIFFICULTY

WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR TO JOIN WE ARE LOOKING FOR MODERATE AND HELPER

170.39.212.154:25577

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Always-hungry Craft: The never-ending quest for more cake [vanilla] [smp]

Active, Adventure, Alwayshungry, backups, building, Cake, Community, Craft, Creative, Discord, Fun, Gaming, Legacy, Minecraft, multiplayer, multiplayer server, Neverending, ONLINE, Permanent World, Players, Quest, Server, smp, Survival, Vanilla, Vanilla Experience, world

EternalCraft Vanilla Survival
We have lots of active members.
Our world is permanent, with no resets, ensuring your creations endure.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server vanilla survival?	Yes, EternalCraft offers a vanilla survival experience.
Are there daily backups to protect my progress?	Yes, we have daily backups to ensure your progress is safe.
How can I join the server’s Discord?	You can join our Discord server by clicking here.