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| Players: | 95/800 | Votes: | 4644 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 2 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 9 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 3 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 3 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 10 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 6 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 24 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 2 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 11 | Battle Standards Raised: | 13 |
come join our minecraft server and escape the harsh reality of adulthood where responsibilities weigh you down like a ton of bricks. on our server, you can build a giant toilet made out of diamonds and poop on it all day long.
we have a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of breakdancing and will teach you their ways if you bring them a stack of enchanted golden carrots.
our server is also home to the legendary chicken warrior who roams the land in search of the rarest chicken nuggets. if you can find him, he will grant you three wishes, but be careful what you wish for because he once turned a player into a giant block of cheese.
so come on down to our minecraft server and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many creepers blowing up your creations).
