Crowdstrike Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Nope Not Today Minecraft SMP

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	3675
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	41	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Star Shards Collected:	98	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing crazier than the builds are the conspiracy theories! Join us as we navigate through the chaos of secret backdoors, data collection, and mysterious events that will have the whole internet buzzing. Who needs drama channels when you have our server to keep you on the edge of your seat? Don’t worry about picking sides, just focus on surviving the madness and building the most epic base you can imagine. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this wild ride!

ApologyCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	5020
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	10

lol join our minecraft server cuz we give out $10 apology gift cards after global tech outages like wtf who does that??? also our server is run by a team of highly trained monkeys who have mastered the art of building pixelated castles with their toes. if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers. so come join us and experience the madness for yourself, you won’t regret it (maybe).

EarthApologyCraft

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	6205
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	54	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Animals Bred:	120
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER CUZ WE GAVE EVERYONE $10 GIFT CARD FOR SHUTTING DOWN THE WHOLE EARTH HAHAHA. COME BUILD WITH US AND MAKE THE WORLD A BETTER PLACE, OR AT LEAST A MORE CHAOTIC ONE. WE HAVE PIGS THAT CAN FLY AND CREEPERS THAT DANCE TO DESPACITO. ALSO, OUR DIAMOND ORE SPAWNS IN THE SHAPE OF A SMILEY FACE. JOIN US NOW AND LET’S CREATE A NEW WORLD FILLED WITH LOLZ AND DERPINESS.

DebianCraft: CrowdStrike’s Secret Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	7993
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	413	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5

so, like, u know how u always tryna find a minecraft server that’s, like, totally off the wall and cray cray? well, look no further cuz THIS server is where it’s at, fam!

lemme tell u sumthin, CrowdStrike broke Debian and Rocky Linux months ago, but, like, no one even noticed cuz we were too busy building epic castles and slaying dragons in this server.

join us and be part of the most lit community ever! we got unicorns, flying pigs, and even a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about.

so, what u waitin for? come join us and let’s make some memories that’ll have u ROFLing for days!

CraftyCrowdStrikeMC

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	1137
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Dragons Tamed:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	48	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Magic Items Found:	6005
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4

hey u, yea u, r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! our server is so wild, it once turned all the pigs into flying unicorns! yea, u heard me right, FLYING UNICORNS! not only that, but we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and golden apples!

oh, and did i mention that our server once had a showdown between a giant zombie and a pack of wolves? it was epic, let me tell u. the zombie was all like “braaains” and the wolves were like “woof woof” and then BAM, the zombie was defeated and the wolves were hailed as heroes.

so come join our server, where the possibilities are endless and the fun never stops! who needs boring old windows devices when u can be playing on our crazy minecraft server? join now and let the madness begin!

CrowdStrikeCraft: More Damage Than Viruses!

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	2598
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	1185	Gods Slained:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3

haha come join this cray cray minecraft server where we cause more chaos than all the computer viruses and malwares put together! our players are like wild animals, always causing mayhem and destruction in the virtual world. you never know what crazy antics you’ll come across on this server, from exploding pigs to dancing creepers. join us if you dare, but be prepared for a wild ride like no other!

CraftyFails: Share Your Epic Fails

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	6377
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	479
Zombie Dances:	8	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Mines Excavated:	4771
Mythical Quests Completed:	28	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	88	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate chaos zone where anything can happen! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic fails, hilarious mishaps, and ridiculous pranks.

Forget about building beautiful structures and peaceful survival, on our server, the goal is to create the most epic work fuckup possible! Whether you accidentally set your entire base on fire or unleash a horde of angry zombies on your friends, the possibilities are endless.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll have the chance to participate in our annual “Biggest Work Fuckup” competition, where players compete to see who can mess up the most spectacularly. The winner receives a virtual trophy and bragging rights for the rest of the year.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the chaos begin! Who knows, maybe you’ll be the next legend of epic fails in the Minecraft world.

ChaosCraft: The Glitchy Adventure

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	4013
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Star Shards Collected:	246
Alien Abductions:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Runes Activated:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	7573
Void Gems Collected:	16	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	23
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

so, like, our server is like, totally the bomb diggity, you know? we have this crazy cool update that caused a total IT outage and now the whole world is in chaos! but don’t worry, it’s all part of the fun on our server! join us and experience the thrill of not being able to access your computer because of our awesome ‘defect’ in the software update. it’s like a rollercoaster ride for your digital life, dude. come on, you know you want to be a part of this madness. join now and be a part of the chaos!

BlockBusters: The Great Server Crash

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	3576
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Villages Defended:	17
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Potions Brewed:	123
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4

LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT ALL DA TEA ON CROWDSTRIKE AND MICROSOFT GLOBAL IT OUTAGE! WE BE HACKIN’ AND SLASHIN’ OUR WAY THROUGH DA SERVER LIKE A BUNCH OF CRAZY CHICKENS! COME JOIN US FOR SOME EPIC MINECRAFT MADNESS AND MAYHEM! WHO NEEDS CROWDSTRIKE WHEN YOU GOT US?! LET’S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

CrowdCraft Server: Outage Edition!

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	2330
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Runes Activated:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Votes:	6245	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10

lmao dis server be lit fam, like a creepa exploding in ur face but in a good way ya know? we got so much chaos goin on u wont even know what hit u. join us and be part of da madness, like when a bunch of pigs start flyin in da sky. u wont find a server like dis anywhere else, we got more glitches than a herd of sheep runnin into a wall. come join us and be part of the mayhem, like when a zombie horde takes over a village but everyone’s just laughin and havin a good time. so what u waitin for? come join us and experience da craziest Minecraft server u ever seen, like when a bunch of chickens start doin the cha-cha slide. u won’t regret it, unless u hate fun and laughter, den u can go play wit da boring servers.

””30s+ Post Hags Minecraft Server””

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	5915
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Magic Items Found:	8951
Dragon Scales Harvested:	127	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	93	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6

Are you tired of playing on servers filled with young whippersnappers? Join our server and meet a community of post hags who are over 30s! These seasoned players bring a whole new level of sass and skill to the game. From building elaborate castles to trolling creepers with their expert moves, these post hags will show you how it’s done. Plus, rumor has it that they have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond armor and enchanted weapons. Join now and become part of the most fabulous and fierce group of players in the Minecraft universe!

SwordCraft Online Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	4212
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	77	Potions Brewed:	81
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Towns Built:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	24
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Look no further, because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of pure chaos and hilarity!

Join us for epic battles with flying pigs armed with diamond swords, or try your luck at surviving a zombie apocalypse where the zombies are actually friendly and just want to dance the night away.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so amazing that even the creepers have learned to breakdance instead of exploding. And did we mention that all the diamonds on our server are actually made of chocolate?

So why wait? Join now and experience the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. And hey, they’re on sale btw, so it’s practically a steal!

FatherInLawFiasco Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	8984
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Mythical Relics Collected:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to demand you cater to us like a certain father-in-law! Our server is a safe haven for all players, especially those with newborns and demanding in-laws.

Join us for epic adventures and build your own virtual family without the added pressure of wondering what you need to do to take care of others. Our goal is to have fun and enjoy the game without any unnecessary drama.

So come on in and leave the real-life stress behind. Who needs a glass of water when you have a whole virtual world to explore? Join now and let’s build some blocky memories together!

ExGFpaintingGoneLOL

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	5146
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Magic Items Found:	2161
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Potions Brewed:	176	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unique as a painting of your ex having sex? Look no further! Our server is like no other, just like that one-of-a-kind piece of art your girlfriend made. Join us for a world filled with creativity and self-expression, just like how your girlfriend values her painting as a portfolio piece.

But wait, there’s more! Dive into our underwater-themed world and experience ripples of excitement as you explore. Just like how the ripples in the painting obscure the faces and bodies, our server will keep you guessing at every turn.

And if you’re worried about running into your girlfriend’s ex in-game, don’t be! Our server is a safe space for all players, regardless of dating history or ethnicity. So come on in and leave your worries at the door – just like how your girlfriend keeps her painting hidden in a closet.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild adventure and let your creativity run wild, just like how your girlfriend’s ex did in that painting. It’s a fuzzy line between art and exes, but on our server, the only thing you’ll be painting is a masterpiece of fun and laughter. See you there!

CheatCodeCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	8734
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	7275
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	25	Epic Shields Constructed:	39
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Votes:	4102
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Farms Harvested:	609	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow the rules and play fair? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you! We have cheat codes for everyone to use, because who needs to play by the rules anyway?

Join our server and experience the thrill of flying around like a majestic unicorn, spawning in endless amounts of diamonds, and turning all your enemies into harmless chickens. And that’s not all – rumor has it that if you enter the secret cheat code, you’ll be transported to a magical land where pigs can fly and creepers do the cha-cha.

So why waste your time on those other servers when you can join ours and experience the ultimate Minecraft madness? Come join us and let the chaos begin!

ZombieJobsMC

Apocalypse, brainstorm, Brainstorming, brainstorming activities, brainstorming exercises, brainstorming ideas, brainstorming process, brainstorming session, brainstorming strategies, brainstorming techniques, brainstorming tools, Creative, Horror, Jobs, real, Survival, Undead, useful, ZombieJobsMC, zombies

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	8986
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	New Chunks Explored:	435467

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where zombies just mindlessly attack you? Well, look no further because on our server, we’ve put those zombies to work! That’s right, these undead dudes are now serving up some serious skills, like farming, building, and even giving haircuts (they’re surprisingly good with shears). Join us and witness the zombie uprising… in a totally helpful way! Who knew the zombie apocalypse could be so productive?

CraftyComradesMC

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	7632
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	79	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	35
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Love Letters Sent:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have ukrainian air force commanders tricking russian military with FAKE models!!! u can be part of the epic battle between fake planes and real planes, who will win? join now to find out and maybe even learn some sneaky tricks from the ukrainian air force commander!!! it’s gonna be a wild ride, so grab your pickaxe and get ready to conquer the skies!!!

LavenderSMP: Where we pretend to be semi-vanilla while secretly plotting our vanilla takeover

accessible, Allies, Bouquet, character traits, Community, Flowers, form, fresh start, Gathering, jotform, Judgement-Free, LavenderSMP, LGBTQ, Lore, lower end, Meaning, MINIMAL, plotting, Plugins, PRETEND, safe space, Secretly, Semi Vanilla, Semivanilla, TAKEOVER, Technology, Vanilla

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	958
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Falling into the Void:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Minecraft Flower SMP Server Overview

Description
Hello, I am hosting an SMP oriented around flowers! We will be doing some lore, but it is optional if you just want to play the game and come have fun with us. Please be aware that “semi-vanilla” means that it has plugins, not mods. We have a minimal amount of plugins, and do not plan to offer a modded experience at this time as to be accessible to those with lower end technology. ♡

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Who can join the server?	The only requirement to join is to be LGBTQ+ or at least one of our close, involved allies as this server was specifically created in mind to be a safe space for the community.
What is the theme of the SMP?	The basic idea of the SMP is that everyone gets to pick any flower that has a meaning. Their character should have the traits of their flower, creating a community of diverse characters.
Can I start fresh on the server?	We do not currently offer a fresh start, as the server has already started. However, you are still welcome to join and participate in the community.
How can I join the server?	Fill out the short form at https://form.jotform.com/241691616366058 to join the Flower SMP server.

CraftyBitchAss Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	2459
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Falling into the Void:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	45
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1

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Divine Spears Created:	19	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
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