Join this server if you wanna ride rainbow llamas and battle evil leprechauns with diamond swords! It’s like a psychedelic trip without the drugs, man.
Plus, the admins are like, actual wizards who can turn creepers into kittens and make your dreams come true. Don’t miss out on this wild ride, bro!
Our server is so epic that it will make you forget all about that horrible game you wasted your money on. We have magical unicorns roaming around, flying pigs that drop diamonds, and even a secret underground lair filled with treasure chests. And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just wait until you hear about our annual llama racing competition. It’s a real nail-biter!
So come on over to our Minecraft server and leave all your gaming regrets behind. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unlike that kickstarterworst game).
But wait, there’s more! If you join our server, you’ll have the chance to participate in epic quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato, rumored to grant its owner unlimited power (and an insatiable craving for french fries).
And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: if Star Citizen ever miraculously gets a 98 on Metacritic, we’ll personally fly you to the moon in-game on a rocket made of enchanted obsidian. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!
unlike other servers, our female players face fewer disadvantages and benefit from the herding behavior of investors (whatever that means). so if u wanna be part of a server where the ladies are on top, join us now!
oh, and did i mention that couples are just as fast as males on our server? that’s right, love is in the air here at our server! so come join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, friendship, and maybe even a little romance!
Forget about working 3 jobs or selling a kidney, on our server you can earn $15,000 in just 4 months by trading rare items, battling epic bosses, and maybe even stumbling upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds (or at least some cool loot).
So come on, join us and let’s make some virtual magic happen while helping out a fellow player in need. Who knew saving lives could be so much fun in the world of Minecraft?
Join our server and embark on a quest to defeat the evil Ender Dragon, who just so happens to be a fan of those crappy anime projects from a decade ago. Only by banding together with your fellow players can you save the Minecraft world from his dastardly plans!
But that’s not all! On our server, you can also ride llamas into battle, build castles in the sky, and even challenge the legendary Herobrine to a dance-off. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of craziness anywhere else!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and be a part of the most ridiculous Minecraft adventure you’ll ever have!
– Epic NEW Gameplay: Rockets, guns, custom skins, never before seen.
Join now for unmatched experience!
Server IP: play.teslanetwork.xyz
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| Warped SMP Server Overview | |
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| About Us | Welcome to Warped SMP! We are a hermitcraft-inspired server that strives to create the true vanilla experience. Our top priority is providing a stable environment in the long run, keeping the world running as long as possible before ever considering a reset. |
| Discord Invite | Join our Discord |
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The server last reset 2 months ago with no plans to reset in the near future. Our goal is to give players time to work on builds and projects without a looming reset.
We offer a semi-vanilla experience with limited quality-of-life datapacks. We strive to maintain the true vanilla feel of the game and avoid game-changing plugins.
Join our Discord server and submit an application. Our community values trustworthiness and dedication, so take your time with your application.
We have a friendly and diverse community with players of all playstyles. Collaboration is encouraged through group projects, minigames, and server-wide events.
We have laid-back rules focused on respect and trust. Drama is kept to a minimum, and we ask all players to maintain a respectful attitude towards others.