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| Players: | 99/500 | Votes: | 5738 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 6 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 14 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 3 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 10 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 2 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 5 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 12 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
so, like, imagine a minecraft server where the lifeguards are actually zombies and they’re too busy watching the crowd at the olympics to save anyone. that’s the kind of chaos you’ll find on our server.
join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by zombie lifeguards while trying to build the coolest sandcastle ever.
we’ve got exploding sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and cake.
plus, if you manage to survive a whole day without getting eaten by a zombie lifeguard, you’ll win a magical unicorn that poops rainbows.
so, like, what are you waiting for? come join us on the craziest minecraft server ever and see if you can outsmart those distracted lifeguards.
