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CraftyCrashersMC
so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just minding your own business, building your sick castle in minecraft, when all of a sudden, BOOM! an SUV comes crashing into your village, causing multiple casualties. but don’t worry, it’s all just part of the fun on our server! join now for the craziest, most chaotic gameplay you’ve ever experienced. who needs peaceful building when you can dodge SUVs and fight off mobs at the same time? come join the madness, if you dare. -
DriveByDragonLord
lol this server is so lit, it’s like a rollercoaster ride but with creepers and zombies instead of loops and twists. u gotta join cuz we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds, like a treasure trove of epic proportions. plus, rumor has it that if u dig deep enough, u might find a portal to another dimension where u can ride dragons and battle evil sorcerers. trust me, this server is so addictive, it’s like crack for gamers. come join us and let’s conquer the minecraft universe together! -
DriveByDumplingz
join our epic minecraft server where u can drive ur virtual car into crowds of virtual people without getting sentenced to death!! with 35 different ways to kill ur enemies, u will never get bored on this server. come join the chaos and see if u can become the ultimate virtual murderer! -
BlockyProtestSq
u kno wat u shuld be protestin against? not bein on our amazin minecraft server! we got more fun than a protest in belgrade square, trust me. u can build ur own castle and then have a epic battle with ur friends, just like the serbians fightin against their president. but instead of tear gas, we got creepers blowin up ur hard work. join now and be part of the revolution, the minecraft revolution! -
Squeezy White Minecraft SMP
Are you tired of boring old servers where people just walk past you without any flair? Join our Minecraft SMP where we have a strict policy of only allowing players who say “I’m just gonna squeeeeeze right pass ya there buddy” whenever they walk through a crowd.Why, you ask? Well, legend has it that this phrase holds the key to unlocking hidden treasures in our world. Rumor has it that those who don’t say it will be cursed with bad luck and constantly tripping over their own feet.
So if you want to avoid embarrassing falls and unlock secret loot, come join us and start practicing your crowd-walking catchphrase today!
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Clown Show Minecraft SMP
Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, millions of people tune in every week to watch our clown show! Okay, maybe not millions…okay, maybe not thousands…okay, maybe not even dozens. But hey, we have clowns! And who doesn’t love a good clown show while building epic creations in Minecraft? Join us for a wild and wacky adventure that will leave you laughing and scratching your head in confusion at the same time. Trust us, you won’t find another server like this anywhere else! -
GridironGriefer
Looking for a Minecraft server where standing is not only allowed, but encouraged? Look no further than our server, where we embrace the art of standing for big plays and epic moments just like at a college football game!Join our server and stand tall as you face off against other players in epic battles and quests. Don’t worry about getting called an asshole for standing, because here, we celebrate your dedication to the game!
Whether you’re a seasoned player or a newbie looking for some fun, our server is the place to be. So come on over and let’s stand together in the name of Minecraft glory! Who needs seats when you have a whole virtual world to conquer? Join now and let the standing revolution begin!
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Gazeless Stare Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party in the Nether! We have flying pigs, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco where Endermen bust a move!Join us and you’ll have the chance to ride on the backs of giant chickens, battle evil llamas in epic PvP tournaments, and even participate in a weekly “Build Battle” where the winner gets a crown made of diamond blocks!
But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots somewhere in the world. Will you be the lucky player to find it and become the richest player on the server?
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!