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MineParadise

ADMIN, Advanced Enchants, Adventures, auction house, Challenges, Custom Upgrades, Economy, god items, Jobs, join now, Minecraft, MineParadise, mmo gameplay, multiplayer, PvP, Rewards, Server, Skills, Special Bonus, Surprises, Unique Features

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	382
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Votes:	3209
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	9

Welcome to MineParadise! 1.21.4 server! Looking for the ultimate Minecraft experience? Look no further! Our server is packed with unique features to keep you entertained for hours.

Key Highlights:

mineparadise.datho.st:17793

Eternal Dream Realm 1.20.5

1.20.5, Behavior, Boundaries, Chat, Communication, community guidelines, dream, ETERNAL, internet culture, live chat, Moderation, nicknames, online behavior, online etiquette, online gaming, Realm, Respect, Social Interaction, Sperg, Streamers, Streaming Community, streaming etiquette., streaming platform, twitch

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	3968
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Zombie Dances:	0
Love Letters Sent:	12	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

Yo, bro, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, I’m telling you! Like, for real, you won’t get sperged out over using nicknames or talking about other streamers here. It’s like a safe space for all us gamers to just chill and have a good time without any drama. Plus, the pixel art competitions are lit AF, you won’t find anything like it anywhere else. Trust me, you won’t regret joining this server, it’s like a whole new level of Minecraft madness!

BillionaireBlockParty

billion dollars, BillionaireBlockParty, budgeting, Financial Advice, financial freedom, financial independence, financial literacy, Financial Planning, Financial Success, investing, millionaire mindset, money habits, money management, money mindset, money tips, passive income, personal finance, reddit, stop money questions, wealth building, wealth management

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	4386
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2

Are you tired of being bombarded with questions about what you would do if you had a billion dollars every 10 minutes on Reddit? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from all that nonsense! Join us and build your very own billion-dollar mansion made entirely out of diamond blocks. Need a break from the constant barrage of hypothetical scenarios? Come chill with us and ride on our pet dragons while we battle evil mobs with golden swords. Trust us, you won’t find a more luxurious and absurdly entertaining Minecraft server anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Join now and leave those money questions in the dust!

KalugaCraft: DroneStrike Fun

DroneStrike, Fun, KalugaCraft

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	8873
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Chimeras Created:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Void Gems Collected:	22
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Alien Abductions:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8

so, like, picture this: you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in Minecraft, when suddenly BOOM! a massive fire breaks out at an oil depot in Russia! but get this, it was all because of a crazy Ukrainian drone attack! like, who even knew drones could do that?!

anyways, if you wanna experience some wild and unpredictable adventures like that, then you gotta join our Minecraft server! we’ve got explosions, drama, and chaos galore! you never know what’s gonna happen next, but one thing’s for sure: you’ll never be bored!

so come on, join us and see what kind of insane shenanigans you can get into! trust us, it’ll be a blast! literally.

Blocky Brain Tickles

blocky, Brain, tickles;

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	6573
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Emeralds Found:	1747
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Dragons Tamed:	0	Secret Passages Found:	7
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42

so, like, on this server, we got this crazy thing where your brain cells have a ticking DNA clock! it’s like, whoa, mind blown, right? and this ticking DNA clock? it’s what drives the progression of Huntington disease! but don’t worry, it’s all fun and games on our server, no real diseases here, just crazy Minecraft adventures! join us for a wild ride and see where this ticking DNA clock takes you! it’s gonna be a blast, trust us!

RaibuMC

Community, Custom Features, Discord, discord.raibumc.com, Economy, epic gameplay, Game, gameplay enhancements, immersive worlds, Ip:, Join the Fun Today, launch date, MCMMO, Mods, play.raibumc.com, Player Slots 500, PvP, RaibuMC, raibumc.com, Raiding, Survival, Thriving Community, Unique Plugins, URL, version 1.21.3

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	7804
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	9342	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Secret Passages Found:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Here’s a template for a server description you can customize for your server list:

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Everflame

1.20.1, Active players, Community, creativity, Discord, Events, Everflame, fabric server, Figura, Friends, Graves, grow, imagination, Loot, Modpack, Origins, settings, smp, Structures, Timezone, Villages, voice chat

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	1810
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	48	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5

Everflame Minecraft Server Overview:

Features
Casual play, occasional events
NA/EST timezone based
New origins
Voice Chat
Improved villages
New structures
Figura
Graves
Instanced loot
Growing community

Build, explore, and fight in a world full of imagination on this 1.20.1 fabric server!

Join the Discord server here.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Q: Is this server modded?

A: Yes, Everflame is a modded Fabric server with the Origins mod.

Q: What timezone is the server based in?

A: The server is based in NA/EST timezone.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can join by connecting to the server IP provided in the Discord server.

Q: Are there any specific rules on the server?

A: Please refer to the rules channel in the Discord server for a list of server rules.

Q: Can I invite my friends to the server?

A: Yes, you are welcome to invite your friends to join the server.

Arrow Power Realm 1.21.1

1.21.1, Anons, Archery, Arrow, Arrows, capability, Confidence, determination, empowerment, Focus, inspiration, motivation, Never forget, perseverance, Potential, power, Precision, Realm, reminder, SELF AWARENESS, self-belief, skill, strength

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	7907
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Ores Mined:	4409	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Mines Excavated:	1166	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	5

Yo, listen up, you absolute legends! This Minecraft server is off the charts insane, like seriously, you won’t believe the shenanigans that go down here.

We’ve got a whole bunch of crazy mods that will blow your mind, like seriously, you’ll be shooting arrows like there’s no tomorrow.

And get this, the community here is wild, like a pack of rabid wolves but in a good way. You’ll be making friends left and right, all while dominating the competition with your sick archery skills.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and unleash the power of your arrows on the unsuspecting masses. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

ForeheadPokeCraft Minecraft Server

abusive relationship, blocked communication, boudoir photos, Boundaries, Confrontation, controlling behavior, drunk driving, falling out, fancy restaurants, ForeheadPokeCraft, friendship, high speed, holiday party, instagram, Jealousy, loyalty, Minecraft, red flags, self-confidence, Server, slut shaming, twerking

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	8072
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is not allowed unless it’s in the form of building epic castles and battling creepers! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories.

Looking for a place to escape toxic relationships? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to unwind and let your creativity flow. Say goodbye to abusive fiancés and hello to a world where the only drama is deciding which block to use next.

Join us and build a virtual world where you can twerk on your own terms without fear of being called a slut. Our community is filled with supportive players who will never judge you for shaving your legs or dressing sexy. Plus, we have plenty of lawyers on standby in case things get out of hand (just kidding… maybe).

So, if you’re ready to leave the real world behind and dive into a realm of endless possibilities, join our Minecraft server today! Who needs toxic relationships when you have virtual friends who will always have your back? See you in the game, and remember, the only drama allowed here is the kind you create with your building skills!

GymCamBanHammer

bathroom, Etiquette, Filming, gym, gym bathroom filming, gym behavior, gym confrontation, gym etiquette, gym etiquette violation, gym filming, gym filming policy, gym locker room filming, gym manners, gym privacy, gym rules, gym sign, GymCamBanHammer, Locker Room, privacy, Tripod, Video

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	3088
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19	Curse of Binding Applied:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more exciting than a guy filming himself in a gym bathroom? Look no further! Our server is so wild, we don’t even have bathrooms to film in! Join us for a crazy adventure where the only filming happening is of epic battles and hilarious moments. Trust us, you won’t find any signs pointing to no filming in our locker rooms, because we don’t have those either! So come join us and leave the real world drama behind for a world of endless fun and insanity!