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The Campus Craze Minecraft Server

accident, Boredom, campus, collapse, college, comedy, CRAZE, crotch, dumb, EMBARRASSING, Food, Friends, funny, House, injury, LEAVING, medicine ball, Minecraft, Pain, reaction, regret, Server, Story, stupid

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	5500
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14
Players Killed by Monsters:	3371	Crops Grown:	7462
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of dodging giant medicine balls thrown by your friends! Just like that time I got hit in the crotch with one and pretended I was fine until they left, only to collapse in pain once they were out of sight. Trust me, you’ll never be bored on our server with all the crazy shenanigans and unexpected twists waiting for you. So come on, join us and embrace the chaos!

PeeBurnCraft

burning sensation, Communication, condoms, Conflict, crotch, discomfort, Doctor, family, husband, hygiene, Marriage, Medical advice, odour, parenting, PeeBurnCraft, personal hygiene, Pregnancy, pull out method, relationship, Upset, uti

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	277
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Mines Excavated:	4995	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to deal with any smelly crotches like the one in this story! Our server is so fresh and clean, you’ll feel like you’re bathing in a field of flowers while playing.

Join us for a chance to escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world where hygiene is a top priority. No more stinky husbands or uncomfortable conversations about UTIs here!

Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll have the best luck in finding diamonds. Some say our server is blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves, ensuring that your mining adventures will be fruitful and odor-free.

So come on over and join us for a gaming experience like no other. Just remember to shower before logging on – we have standards here!

PNSProtection Minecraft Server

alcohol, Apology, awkward, Best Friend, Boundaries, Communication, crotch, EMBARRASSMENT, friendship, high school, Minecraft, misunderstanding, mutual friends, overreaction, Panic, Party, PNSProtection, Server, shock, shouting, Sleepwalking, social situation, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	3229
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Gods Slained:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Buildings Constructed:	13
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	New Chunks Explored:	207805
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where friendships are put to the test in the most unexpected ways! Join us for a wild ride of drama and chaos, just like the time when our player (22M) woke up to find his best friend (22F) getting a little too handsy during a party. Will you handle the situation with grace and tact, or will you shout in shock and confusion like our player did?

But that’s not all – our server is filled with sleepwalking shenanigans, unexpected apologies, and rumors that spread faster than a creeper explosion. Will you be able to navigate through the drama and come out on top, or will you find yourself in the middle of a friendship crisis just like our players?

Join us on this rollercoaster of emotions and questionable decisions, because on our server, anything can happen – even a late-night crotch grab from your best friend! So come on in and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness and mayhem of our Minecraft world. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this wild ride!

CraftyCraze – modern Minecraft server

2024.., Achievements, chat channel, Communication, CraftyCraze, Diaries, FAQs, golden god, Info, leagues V, Legacy Java Client, Minecraft, MODERN, new players, old school runescape, Quests, Retirement, royal titans, Server, Shutdown, skilling competition, TEASERS, twitter, Website, Wiki

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	8343
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	24	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Enchantments Applied:	57
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and rewards? Well, look no further than our server, where you can become a golden god in the fine ok edition!

If you’re new to the server, don’t worry – we’ve got you covered with quests and diaries to keep you busy. And if you need to communicate with other players, just hop into our chat channel, fart cc. Yes, you read that right – fart cc.

But that’s not all! Join us for the /osg/ 2024 Skilling Competition and see if you have what it takes to come out on top. So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our outrageous Minecraft server and let the fun begin!

“She’s Back” Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, She’s back She’s back1st RAW 2025 WWE Wrestling Return Exciting Entertainment Television Sports RAW Women’s wrestling Comeback Superstar Athlete Drama Action Competition Championship Victory, shes, smp

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	2347
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	37
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a diamond or two? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most unpredictable SMP out there!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, intense parkour challenges on floating islands, and even a quest to find the mythical Golden Potato of Power! Rumor has it that whoever finds this potato will gain the ability to fly and shoot fireballs from their fingertips.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary She-Beast, a fearsome creature that roams the land in search of unsuspecting players to challenge to a dance-off. Will you be able to out-dance the She-Beast and claim victory?

So what are you waiting for? Join us for the 1st RAW of 2025 and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

Gym Crush Minecraft Server

#workout, Admiration, Appearance, attractive, beauty, Body, Crush, Curiosity, Exercise, FITNESS, gym, gym buddy, gym crush, Hispanic, latina, local ], Minecraft, Observation, opinion, Physical fitness, Server, Thoughts, WOMAN

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	9832
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Void Gems Collected:	13
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Dimension Hops:	13
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Are you tired of boring old servers with no spice? Well, look no further because our server is like a fiesta in your Minecraft world! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Our server is run by a sassy Latina gym instructor who will whip your Minecraft skills into shape! She’s like a mix between Wonder Woman and a spicy jalapeño – you never know what she’ll do next! Join her on epic quests to find the legendary protein shake recipe or battle it out in intense Zumba dance-offs.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground taco dungeon, where you can feast on delicious tacos while battling creepers and zombies. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamond-encrusted sombreros waiting to be discovered!

So why wait? Join our server now for a fiesta of fun and adventure that will leave you saying “¡Ay, caramba!” every time you log on!

Keep Laughing Minecraft SMP

anticipation, camaraderie, Championship, Competition, Entertainment, EXCITEMENT, Fans, football, goals, humor, Keep Laughing, LAUGHING, Matches, Minecraft, next season, Players, smp, Soccer, sports, Support, TEAM, United, victories

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	5868
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Enchantments Applied:	64	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	7287	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! We’ve got more drama than a llama in a telenovela and more pranks than a group of mischievous Endermen.

Join us if you want to participate in epic build battles where the only rule is there are no rules! Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it! Want to turn someone’s house into a giant cake? Why not!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to take over the server with their trading shenanigans. Will you join them or stop their devious plans?

So come on, join us for the next season of madness and mayhem. Who knows what kind of craziness will ensue next? Just remember, in this Minecraft SMP, anything goes!

Explode dynamite EVERYONE CREATIVE Minecraft server

ADMIN, blow up, Creative, dynamite, explode, IMMORTALITY, Minecraft, Server, Tnt

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	2384
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Crops Grown:	3936
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	190
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5

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Pretty Cure? I LOVE THAT Minecraft Server

#my hero academia, #nagatoro, A, Bleach, Boruto, Caulifla, chainsaw man, Chino, cure, dragon maid, evangelion, fate, Gochiusa, Hunter x Hunter, IDOLMSTER, jujutsu kaisen, K-On, Kaguya-sama, kemono friends, Kugisaki Nobara, love, Love Live!, madoka magica, Makima, Minecraft, Naruto, Nishikino Maki, one piece, PRETTY, Pretty Cure, Rukia Kuchiki, Server, The catalog, Violet Evergarden, YuRi, Zombieland Saga

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	1248
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	5727
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	28

Are you a fan of all things anime and manga? Do you find yourself obsessing over Pretty Cure, My Hero Academia, Hunter x Hunter, and everything in between? Well, have we got the perfect Minecraft server for you!

Join our server and immerse yourself in a world where all your favorite anime and manga characters come to life. Build your own version of the Hidden Leaf Village, attend UA High School, or even sail the seas with the Straw Hat Pirates. The possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! Not only can you build and explore your favorite anime worlds, but you can also interact with other players who share your love for all things otaku. Trade rare items, battle it out in epic anime-themed PvP matches, or simply hang out and discuss the latest episodes of your favorite shows.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that on our server, Caulifla is your waifu, Nishikino Maki is your queen, and Nagatoro is your one true love. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the anime madness begin!

Fees McFee’s Minecraft SMPventure

Bitcoin, Blockchain, crypto fees, cryptocurrency, exchange, fees, fees analysis, fees calculation, fees comparison, fees confusion, fees discrepancy, fees explanation, fees investigation, high fees, Loss, McFees, Minecraft, network fee, SMPventure, swap fees, Swapping, Trading, transaction

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	2675
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Falling into the Void:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Secret Passages Found:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Astral Projections Made:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

Are you tired of losing all your hard-earned diamonds in shady swaps on other Minecraft SMP servers? Look no further, because our server is the place to be if you want to keep your loot safe!

Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and a community that will have you laughing until your diamond armor breaks! Plus, our network fee is so low, you’ll be swimming in emeralds in no time. Don’t believe us? Just ask our resident redstone wizard, who once accidentally turned their entire base into a giant chicken coop!

So come on, join us and see why our server is the talk of the block. Just be sure to watch out for the creepers – they’re more than just explosive personalities around here!

Pixelated Pleasure Minecraft Server

/vg/aids, ACO, ai generated art, AMD GPU, Archive, AUTOMATIC1111, Celebs, Characters, ComfyUI, controlnet, ddg, EDG, Embeddings, FAQ, fetish content, Forge, hdg, kdg, ldg, Link Hub, Local install, LoRa Training, LoRAs, Minecraft, models, OP Pasta, pixelated, Pleasure, PonyXL Information, porn, POV edition, prompts, Related boards, Samplers, SDG, Server, SLOP, Tags for Prompting, Trash, udg, vtai, ydg

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	2714
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Votes:	1393	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

Join us for a chance to experience the craziest adventures, like riding on flying pigs, battling zombie llamas, and building a castle out of rainbow blocks! Our server is so out of this world, you’ll feel like you’re playing Minecraft on Mars!

But wait, there’s more! We have exclusive content like models of your favorite celebrities, LoRa training scripts that will make you a Minecraft master, and even a special section for pony lovers (PonyXL, anyone?).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Don’t miss out on the fun – it’s time to get DEGENerated!

Galactic Minecraft SMP Fanboys Are mentally ill

fan psychology, fan reactions, fanboys, fandom behavior, film analysis, film critique, Galactic, Geek Culture, Ill, mental health, mental help, mentally, mentally ill, Minecraft, movie criticism, movie debates, movie opinions, online backlash, pop culture, ruined movie, smp, social media, Star Wars, Star Wars fans, toxic fandom

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	9221
Rating:	4.4 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	309703	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	49
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old basic houses and farms? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a twisted version of a blockbuster movie gone wrong. Join us if you want to experience the chaos of a server where the only rule is to never take anything too seriously.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of llamas wearing top hats and monocles come charging at you, demanding to be fed only the finest golden carrots. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground base filled with chickens wearing tiny detective hats, solving crimes and mysteries in the depths of the earth.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a legendary PvP arena where players battle it out using nothing but enchanted fishing rods and exploding sheep. And if you’re lucky, you might even encounter the elusive Ender Dragon who has taken up a new hobby of knitting cozy scarves for all the players.

So if you’re ready to embrace the madness and have a laugh while playing Minecraft, then come join us on our one-of-a-kind SMP. Just remember, you might need some mental help after experiencing the sheer absurdity of it all.

Snowy Land Minecraft Server

American states, anglo saxon, British Isles, Caucasian, comparison, Cultural differences, demographics, Diversity, england, ethnicity, Europe, Land, Midwest, Minecraft, Minnesota, Population, Race, reminder, Server, Snowy, statistics, united states, white population

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	2787
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	26	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Chimeras Created:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s whiter than a polar bear in a snowstorm? Look no further than our server, where even the creepers are wearing sunscreen! We’ve got more snow than the North Pole and more ice than Elsa’s castle. Join us for a chance to experience the whitest Minecraft world this side of the Arctic Circle. Just remember to pack your SPF 1000 sunscreen and your winter coat, because things are about to get frosty!