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The Campus Craze Minecraft Server

accident, Boredom, campus, collapse, college, comedy, CRAZE, crotch, dumb, EMBARRASSING, Food, Friends, funny, House, injury, LEAVING, medicine ball, Minecraft, Pain, reaction, regret, Server, Story, stupid

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	5984
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	46	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of dodging giant medicine balls thrown by your friends! Just like that time I got hit in the crotch with one and pretended I was fine until they left, only to collapse in pain once they were out of sight. Trust me, you’ll never be bored on our server with all the crazy shenanigans and unexpected twists waiting for you. So come on, join us and embrace the chaos!

PeeBurnCraft

burning sensation, Communication, condoms, Conflict, crotch, discomfort, Doctor, family, husband, hygiene, Marriage, Medical advice, odour, parenting, PeeBurnCraft, personal hygiene, Pregnancy, pull out method, relationship, Upset, uti

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	1714
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	171
Ores Mined:	1840	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Animals Bred:	164	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	23	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to deal with any smelly crotches like the one in this story! Our server is so fresh and clean, you’ll feel like you’re bathing in a field of flowers while playing.

Join us for a chance to escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world where hygiene is a top priority. No more stinky husbands or uncomfortable conversations about UTIs here!

Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll have the best luck in finding diamonds. Some say our server is blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves, ensuring that your mining adventures will be fruitful and odor-free.

So come on over and join us for a gaming experience like no other. Just remember to shower before logging on – we have standards here!

PNSProtection Minecraft Server

alcohol, Apology, awkward, Best Friend, Boundaries, Communication, crotch, EMBARRASSMENT, friendship, high school, Minecraft, misunderstanding, mutual friends, overreaction, Panic, Party, PNSProtection, Server, shock, shouting, Sleepwalking, social situation, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	4659
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	4940	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where friendships are put to the test in the most unexpected ways! Join us for a wild ride of drama and chaos, just like the time when our player (22M) woke up to find his best friend (22F) getting a little too handsy during a party. Will you handle the situation with grace and tact, or will you shout in shock and confusion like our player did?

But that’s not all – our server is filled with sleepwalking shenanigans, unexpected apologies, and rumors that spread faster than a creeper explosion. Will you be able to navigate through the drama and come out on top, or will you find yourself in the middle of a friendship crisis just like our players?

Join us on this rollercoaster of emotions and questionable decisions, because on our server, anything can happen – even a late-night crotch grab from your best friend! So come on in and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness and mayhem of our Minecraft world. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this wild ride!

Basement Hub

basement, Battles, Challenges, Community, Competition, Economy, Fun, Gamemodes, Gaming, Hearts Box, Hub, Innovative, LifeSteal, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, Parkour, Players, PvP, Server, strength, Survival, tests, Ultimate, Vanilla, winner

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	8557
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Chimeras Created:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Votes:	9405	Mythical Quests Completed:	44
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	99

Basement Hub offers innovative gamemodes such as Hearts Box and more will come soon! Accompany 1k+ unique players in battling in tests of strength and rise to the top to become the ultimate winner!

mc.BasementHub.net

Elite Solo Leveling

Adventure, Anime, Base Defense, Boss Battles, Community, Custommap, Discord, Dungeon runs, Elite Solo Leveling, Elitesololeveling, fan community, Glory, Lookingforhelp, Lookingforstaff, Lookingforyoutubers, manhwa, minecraft server, Modded, Moddedminecraft, Modpack, monster hunting, NPC invasions, Other, PvP, Quests, Raiding, Roleplay, skills improvement, solo leveling, sololeveling, Surivial, Vibrant Community, weekly events

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	6726
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Endless Night Skies:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8

Welcome to the Elite Solo Leveling!

Are you ready to dive into a world where your strength knows no bounds? Inspired by the epic Solo Leveling anime/manhwa, our server offers a thrilling experience where the power is in your hands!

Server Highlights:

Protect Your Base: Defend your domain from relentless NPC invasions. Build, fortify, and conquer to keep your base secure and prove your mettle!

Get Stronger: Embrace the Solo Leveling spirit by constantly improving your skills. Hunt monsters, complete quests, and rise through the ranks to become the ultimate hunter!

Weekly Events: Join our exciting weekly events! From epic boss battles to challenging dungeon runs, there’s always something happening to keep you on your toes and your adrenaline pumping.

Vibrant Community: Connect with fellow fans and adventurers. Share tips, team up for raids, or compete for glory—our community is welcoming and always buzzing with activity!

Ready to embark on your Solo Leveling journey? Join us now and let the adventure begin!

The discord is LINK

The link to our modpack so you may join us

162.33.17.140

BaconSMP – No Way To Sin, we ain’t no vanilla server!

Adventure, Aint, BaconSMP, BUILD, Community, creations, Diamond, Economy, Events, Explore, Friends, Fun, Gaming, Land, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, Play, semi-daily, Server, Sin, smp, Survival, TOWN, Vanilla

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	405
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	BeaconSMP
IP Address	136.175.187.117
Port	25610

FAQ

Question	Answer
What kind of server is BeaconSMP?	BeaconSMP is a semi-vanilla SMP server where players can create towns, claim land, and participate in community events.
How often do community events occur?	Community events happen semi-daily on BeaconSMP.
What kind of economy does BeaconSMP have?	BeaconSMP uses a diamond economy to keep things simple and fun for players.
Can players visit each other’s creations?	Yes, players are encouraged to visit and explore each other’s builds on the server.

PoopCraft Minecraft Server

bathroom, bathroom etiquette, bathroom habits, bathroom humor, bathroom jokes, bodily functions, childish, childish behavior, funny, gross, humor, Minecraft, Poop, PoopCraft, poopies, potty humor, Potty training, Server, silly, toilet humor

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	2594
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	536

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at!

Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans like you’ve never seen before. We have a secret underground base filled with dancing llamas and flying pigs. And don’t even get me started on the roller coaster that takes you through a lava-filled volcano – it’s a real thrill ride!

But that’s not all – we also have a special potion that turns you into a giant chicken for 24 hours. Imagine the looks on your friends’ faces when they see you clucking around the server like a mad hen!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make some poopies together – I mean memories, let’s make some memories.

CompliCraft Minecraft Server

Appearance, appreciation, beauty, Body language, cashier, Communication, CompliCraft, compliments, Confidence, Desperation, FLIRTING, gender dynamics, Gratitude, hair, Kindness, Minecraft, personal grooming, self esteem, Server, social interactions, societal norms, validation, Women

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	6551
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Runes Activated:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	239
Elemental Crystals Collected:	40	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	3868	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Void Armor Forged:	28	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of not getting compliments from women in real life? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you’ll be drowning in compliments from all the pixelated ladies! Forget about real-life interactions, join our server where the cashiers don’t reek of desperation, but instead shower you with compliments for your blocky hair and building skills. Who needs real-life validation when you can have virtual praise on our server? Join now and start basking in the glory of endless compliments!

QuietCraftJuvenileNoises

apartment living, balcony issues, boundary setting, children behavior, Communication Issues, Confrontation, disrespectful behavior., disrespectful neighbors, dog poop, management involvement, Neighbor conflicts, neighbor dispute, noise complaints, pet ownership, pet responsibility, pet waste, property boundaries, QuietCraftJuvenileNoises, recording interactions, shared living spaces, shared space problems

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	4838
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Endless Night Skies:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Crops Grown:	3482
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	2909
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12

Are you tired of dealing with neighbors who think it’s totally cool to turn your shared balcony into their dog’s personal bathroom? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we promise you won’t find any poop or pee on your virtual balcony!

Join us and escape the drama of real life neighbors who have no boundaries. Our server is a poop-free zone, guaranteed! No more knocking on doors to confront rude neighbors, just pure, unadulterated Minecraft fun.

And hey, if you ever feel like venting about your real-life neighbor troubles, our community is here to listen and offer support. We may not be able to clean up actual dog poop, but we sure can provide a safe space to laugh about it!

So come on over and build your dream world without the fear of stepping in any surprises left by inconsiderate neighbors. Let’s leave the drama behind and focus on what really matters – crafting, building, and having a blast in Minecraft!

RejectedCraft: Where Love and Diamonds are Hard to Find

advice, break up, Closure, Communication, coping, diamonds, Disappointment, emotional, ENGAGEMENT, failed marriage proposal, Find, growth, HARD, healing, HEARTBREAK, love, Marriage, moving on, RejectedCraft, rejection, relationships, resilience, self reflection, Support

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	9962
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Magical Moments Shared:	9
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Void Armor Forged:	24
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Void Gems Collected:	28	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Are you tired of getting rejected in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where rejection doesn’t exist! We guarantee that no one will say “no” to you here, unless you ask for diamonds and they only have iron. But hey, that’s still better than a failed marriage proposal, am I right? Join us for a chance to find love and acceptance in the virtual world, where the only thing getting crushed is blocks, not your heart. Who needs a diamond ring when you can have a diamond pickaxe? Swipe right on our server and say goodbye to rejection forever!

PutinCraft: Trump’s Jet & Russian Plane

aircraft, Airport, controversy, diplomatic relations, foreign affairs, government plane, international relations, investigation, isolated area, Jet, plane, Politics, PRESIDENTIAL, PutinCraft, Report, russia, Russian, Russian government, SECURITY, Surveillance, suspicious activity, trump, Trumps, united states

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	924
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Falling into the Void:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	20	New Chunks Explored:	971317

come join our epic minecraft server where trump’s jet and russian government plane are bffs and hang out in isolated areas for days on end. build your own presidential palace or kremlin, make alliances with other players and start your own international incident. who needs politics when you have minecraft drama? join now for the most scandalous gameplay you’ll ever experience!

MicroDoseMania

1250, 2015, 2023, Alternative Medicine, AMERICANS, Cannabis, drug policy, Federal, Google Searches, growth, Interest, local ], loosening, mental health, MicroDoseMania, Microdosing, psychedelics, regulations, State, wellness

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	3476
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	116	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Enchantments Applied:	237
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no spice or excitement? Well, do I have the place for you!

Join our wacky world where the grass is neon green and the pigs wear sunglasses. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret. Our server is infused with magical mushrooms and enchanted cannabis plants that will take your gaming experience to a whole new level.

Imagine riding a giant mushroom through the sky while battling evil cows with laser eyes. Or how about building a castle made entirely out of psychedelic flowers that shoot rainbows? The possibilities are endless on our server!

So come on down and join the fun! Who needs boring old regulations when you can have a wild ride like this? Microdosing may be on the rise, but we’re taking it to a whole new level. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

MC Principality

Anarchy, Discord, Economy, Factions, History – The Roman Empire, MC Principality, Plots, Politics, PvP, Sign Shops, Survival, version 1.20.4

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	7667
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Mythical Swords Crafted:	57	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

https://discord.gg/Fv5keFqpg2

Discord

Version: 1.20.4

Facilities:

Anarchy – 4 game regions

Politics

EconomyPVPFactions

History – The Roman EmpirePlotsSign Shops

162.222.196.126:25584