Join us for a chance to escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world where hygiene is a top priority. No more stinky husbands or uncomfortable conversations about UTIs here!
Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll have the best luck in finding diamonds. Some say our server is blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves, ensuring that your mining adventures will be fruitful and odor-free.
So come on over and join us for a gaming experience like no other. Just remember to shower before logging on – we have standards here!
But that’s not all – our server is filled with sleepwalking shenanigans, unexpected apologies, and rumors that spread faster than a creeper explosion. Will you be able to navigate through the drama and come out on top, or will you find yourself in the middle of a friendship crisis just like our players?
Join us on this rollercoaster of emotions and questionable decisions, because on our server, anything can happen – even a late-night crotch grab from your best friend! So come on in and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness and mayhem of our Minecraft world. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this wild ride!
| 18+ Minecraft Server |
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| We are an 18+ tight-knit community that enjoys engaging with one another in a lively and drama free Minecraft world. The perfect place to make new friends, create, and hang out! Player shops, events, and collaborative projects are all heavily encouraged. We use quality of life add-ons akin to those found on HermitCraft to enhance the multiplayer experience while maintaining vanilla gameplay. Additionally, an optional resource pack allows players to submit their own custom models, hats, and items to be used for minigames, events, or more! |
If you are interested in joining us for 1.21 you can fill out an application on our Discord!
Our server is exclusively for players who are 18 years old and above.
We use quality of life add-ons similar to those found on HermitCraft to enhance the multiplayer experience while keeping the gameplay mostly vanilla.
You can submit your own custom creations to be used for minigames, events, or other purposes by joining our Discord and following the submission guidelines.
Yes, we have a set of community guidelines and rules that all players are expected to follow to maintain a friendly and welcoming environment.
Absolutely! Player shops, events, and collaborative projects are highly encouraged on our server, and we always look forward to seeing the creativity and teamwork of our community.
But that’s not all – on our server, you can also ride rainbow-colored llamas through fields of exploding cupcakes, battle evil chickens armed with diamond swords, and build a secret underground lair filled with talking pandas who give out valuable loot.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the wackiest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows, you might even uncover the mystery of why nazi demons look like gray aliens. Or maybe not. But either way, you’re in for a wild ride!
Join our server for epic wrestling matches where you can body slam creepers and pile drive zombies. Scott D’Amore will even make special appearances as a guest referee, ensuring that chaos and hilarity ensue at every turn.
But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground wrestling ring where players can battle it out for the title of Minecraft Champion. Will you be able to defeat the reigning champ, a mysterious player known only as “The Blockbuster”?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most outrageous and entertaining Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen!
Our server is the perfect place to escape from real-life drama and enjoy a peaceful gaming experience. No need to deal with intoxicated girlfriends and their annoyed friends here!
So come join us for a fun and safe Minecraft experience, where you can build, explore, and relax without any worries. Who needs real-life when you have our crazy virtual world to escape to?
Join us and leave behind your old identity, just like this 19-year-old who recently changed her name because she was tired of being compared to her grandma every day. Imagine playing Minecraft without someone constantly saying, “OMG, Gertrude used to love mining diamonds too!”
On our server, you can be whoever you want to be, whether it’s a warrior, a builder, or even a llama enthusiast. And don’t worry about mispronunciations, because here, your name will be as easy to say as “creeper, oh man.”
So come on over and join the fun! Who knows, maybe you’ll find a new name that truly reflects your biracial heritage or maybe you’ll just enjoy being called “Steve” for a change. The possibilities are endless on our wacky Minecraft server!
dive into the depths of the ocean and uncover hidden treasures, but watch out for the deadly anoxic zones that will suck the oxygen right out of you! team up with other players to build underwater bases and protect yourselves from the dangers lurking below.
come join us on this wild adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where the oceans are as deadly as they are beautiful!