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Players: | 101/800 | Votes: | 3292 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 13 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 28 |
Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 3 |
Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 | Epic Quests Completed: | 6 |
Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 4 |
Love Letters Sent: | 3 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 |
Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 14 | Towns Built: | 2 |
Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 7 |
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But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Bedrock Bed, rumored to give you superhuman strength and agility in the game. Just imagine the look on your friends’ faces when you defeat them in a PvP battle using only a wooden sword and a feather!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft community out there. Trust us, you won’t regret it!