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Crafting Waifus: The Ultimate ‘/int/ernational gf thread’ Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	5877
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Epic Shields Constructed:	23	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Love Letters Sent:	18	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Looking for a girlfriend who can kick butt and take names? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We have a special faction of Amazonian American soldier girlfriends who are ready to protect you from creepers and zombies while also stealing your heart.

These ladies are not only strong and fierce, but they also have a sweet side that will make you melt like a block of ice in the Nether. Plus, they are definitely not fat – in fact, they are so fit and toned that you’ll be wondering if they’re secretly training for the Olympics.

Join our server today and you’ll have the chance to meet your very own Amazonian American soldier girlfriend. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a whirlwind romance that will make all your friends jealous. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the love (and the adventure) begin!

CraftyV4M – Where Pixels and Memes Collide!

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	1511
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	37	Magic Items Found:	3736
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Alien Abductions:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7

Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft server ever? Well, get ready for the Birthday Girl Edition! This server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants an invite to Mono’s birthday bash! We’ve got Gen 1, Gen 2, and even Gen 3 talents like you’ve never seen before. From Abi Kadabura slaying creepers to Yumi the Witch brewing up some potions, this server is the place to be.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got debut merch that will make you look cooler than a diamond sword. And don’t forget about the Globie gen 2 girls making their debut this weekend – they’re so awesome, even Herobrine is jealous.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s build a world so epic, even Notch himself would be impressed. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, only on the most epic Minecraft server in the multiverse!

Crafty AF: Game of the Year my ass

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	7489
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Animals Bred:	48	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that claim to be the “Game of the Year”? Well, look no further because our server is the REAL deal. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and instantly became the richest player in all the land. How, you may ask? Because our server has a secret hidden treasure chest that only the chosen ones can find. Legend has it that whoever finds this chest will be blessed with unlimited diamonds and gold for eternity.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most majestic creatures you will ever encounter in Minecraft. From flying pigs to dancing llamas, you never know what kind of wacky adventure awaits you around every corner.

So, if you’re ready to experience the most epic, outrageous, and downright hilarious Minecraft server of all time, then join us today. Trust us, you won’t regret it. And remember, “Game of the Year my ass.”

2 More Blocks Until the Zeitgeist Shifts Again Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	7065
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Emeralds Found:	7242	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	223	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8

Are you tired of waiting for the world to end? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We’ve got creepers ready to explode, zombies ready to munch on your brains, and Endermen ready to teleport you to another dimension. Join us for the ultimate apocalyptic experience – who needs the real world when you can have chaos and destruction in block form? Hurry, before the zombies beat you to it!

Crafty Runescape Rascals: ‘/osg/ Oldschool Shenanigans’

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	3966
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Dragon Scales Harvested:	369
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Falling into the Void:	2

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring quests and tame creatures? Well, look no further than our Brutal Urban Youth Dragon-edition server!

Join us for epic battles against Undead Pirates, where you can show off your skills in the Colosseum and become the ultimate champion. But beware, NPC Defence Changes mean the enemies are tougher than ever before!

Looking for a challenge? Take part in our /osg/ 2024 Skilling Competition and prove you’re the best of the best. And if you’re new to the server, don’t worry – we have quests and diaries to guide you on your journey to greatness.

With a website, wiki, and Twitter page to keep you informed, you’ll never miss out on the latest updates and events. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and unleash your inner dragon-slaying, pirate-fighting, colosseum-conquering hero today!

MonkeyPawCraft: Where wishes come true… in the most unexpected ways!

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	5484
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Star Shards Collected:	212
Chimeras Created:	3	Crops Grown:	4422
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19

Welcome to our Minecraft server where wishes come true…kinda. Ever wanted to ride a flying pig while shooting lasers out of your eyes? Well, on our server, that’s just a regular Tuesday.

Our server is so magical, it’s like someone wished on a monkey paw to give you everything you want…but with a hilarious twist. Want a diamond sword? Sure, but it’s made out of spaghetti. Want to build a castle? Go for it, but it might just turn into a giant rubber duck halfway through.

Join us for the most unpredictable, wacky, and downright bonkers Minecraft experience of your life. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures and mishaps you’ll encounter on our server. So come on in and let the madness begin!

Blocky Bros: Where Spy X Family meets Minecraft fantasies!

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	168
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Mines Excavated:	4328	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5

Are you tired of living in the real world where you have to work hard for everything you want? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server where you can live out your ultimate male fantasy without any of the pesky responsibilities!

Imagine having a hot loving wife who always has dinner ready for you in the virtual world. Your kids will be well-behaved and never talk back to you. And don’t forget about your cool dog who can do all sorts of tricks!

On our server, you’ll have a well-paying job that requires zero effort on your part. You can wear the fanciest clothes and drive the nicest car without ever worrying about money. Your house/apartment will be in the fanciest neighborhood where everyone is just like you – patriotic and homogeneous.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start living the dream life you’ve always wanted! Who needs reality when you have Minecraft?

PastaCraft: Where Italian MILFs and Creepers unite in blocky bliss!

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	122
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Love Letters Sent:	17	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with Italian MILFs who will show you the true meaning of “block party.” Our server is so lit, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. So come join us for a spicy adventure that will leave you saying, “Mamma mia, that was one heck of a blocky good time!”

Snowy Survival: Where Europeans Adapt to the Vanishing White Blocks

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	3367
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone looks the same? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a hilarious twist – the disappearance of the white race and its ethnic replacement! Join us for a wild ride as Europeans try to navigate this wacky new world. Who needs diversity when you have this level of chaos?! So come on down and see if you can survive the madness on our server!

GlitchCraft: Where the only thing that works is our sense of humor! LOL

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	8917
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	54	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Demon Skulls Collected:	28	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1

Are you tired of dealing with broken games and not being able to get a refund? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server where the game actually works and refunds are given out like candy on Halloween! Plus, we have a strict “no kikes allowed” policy, so you can game in peace without those filthy creatures ruining your experience. Join now and experience the morally correct way to play Minecraft!