Crossly Suitcase – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

RecordPlayerSwap Minecraft Server

BROKEN, christmas, Crossly Suitcase, different, exchange, high price, in love, limited life, Minecraft, player, product, prone to breaking, Purchase, record player, RecordPlayerSwap, RETURN, reviews, Server, thoughtful gift, ungrateful, upgraded version, Wanting, Wife

Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t break down on you like a record player on Christmas morning? Look no further! Our server is like a high-quality Amazon purchase, built to last and provide endless entertainment.

Join us and experience the joy of playing on a server that won’t disappoint you like a faulty record player. Our server is so amazing, it’ll make you forget all about that pesky old record player drama.

Don’t be stuck with a broken gift like OP, come join our server and let the fun begin! Who needs a record player when you can have the ultimate Minecraft experience? Join now and leave all your troubles behind!

GG.MINEWIND.NET
New Server IP
CeliblockGayLand

acceptance, catholic church, catholicism, Celibacy, CeliblockGayLand, church doctrine, Church policy, clergy, discrimination, equal rights, Gay priests, Homosexuality, inclusion, italy, LGBTQ, Moral values, religious tolerance, sexual orientation, social progress, Vatican, Vatican City

So like, dis Minecraft server is like, da bomb diggity, ya know? We got gay priests from da Vatican chillin in Italy, but only if dey stay celibate while playin Minecraft. It’s like a whole new level of holy Minecraft fun, ya feel me? Come join us and see if you can resist da temptation to build a rainbow castle with your fellow celibate priests. It’s gonna be lit, fam.

GG.MINEWIND.NET
New Server IP
CraftyRx – The Blockbuster Pharmacy

blockbuster, Cigna, conflicts of interest, conglomerates, CraftyRx, CVS, healthcare costs, healthcare industry, healthcare providers, healthcare services, healthcare system, humana, insurance companies, medication access, medication management, patient care, pharmaceuticals, pharmacies, pharmacy, Pharmacy Benefit Managers, prescription drugs, UnitedHealth Group, US patients

join this cray cray minecraft server where we have pharmacy benefit managers running around negotiating access to imaginary medicines for all the players. they will steer you to use their own imaginary pharmacies, which are part of conglomerates like CVS, UnitedHealth Group, Cigna, and Humana. but watch out, cuz they may create conflicts of interest and try to steal all your diamonds! come join the chaos and see if you can survive the madness of our crazy pharmacy-themed world!

GG.MINEWIND.NET
New Server IP

2TMC

2TMC, Active, Additional mods, Chaos, Chat, Community, Datapacks, Discord, Friendly, hermitcraft, Mods, NA, Plugins, smp, Streamer, Terrain generation, Terrain generation mods, Vanilla, voice channels, Whitelist, YouTuber

2TMC Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Semi-Vanilla
Community	21+ friendly community
Mods	Terrain generation mods and data packs to enhance vanilla experience
Discord	Voice chat on Discord required

Data Packs

Anti Enderman Grief
AFK Messages
Name Formatting Station

Fabric Mods

Armor Poser
Simple Voicechat
Enhanced Groups

Required Fabric Mods

Armor Poser
No Chat Reports
Xaeros Minimap

Server Rules

Be Respectful
No Griefing or Cheating
English Only Chat
Non-Destructive Pranks Allowed

Joining the Server

If you are interested in joining, please fill out the application form.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is there an age requirement to join the server?	Yes, players must be 21 years or older to join the 2TMC server.
Are voice chat and Discord mandatory?	Yes, voice chat on Discord is required for communication on the server.
Can I use hacked clients on the server?	No, hacking or the use of hacked clients is prohibited on the server.

Silly Grin Realm 1.20

dumb, Grin, long tail tags, Realm, silly, Smile, stupid

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a party in your computer but with blocky graphics and creepers that blow up your hard work!

We got so many crazy mods that will make your brain explode with excitement! Like, you can ride a pig while shooting laser beams out of your eyes, how sick is that?

And the best part is, we have a secret underground disco club where all the mobs go to let loose and dance the night away. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie doing the robot, trust me.

Plus, our community is like a big dysfunctional family – we argue, we laugh, we accidentally set each other on fire with flint and steel, it’s a blast!

So come on, join us and let’s build some epic structures, troll each other with TNT, and just have a grand old time. You won’t regret it, unless you do, but hey, that’s life, right?

GG.MINEWIND.NET
New Server IP
Sister’sXmasUpgrade Minecraft Server

better version, Brat, christmas, Class, college student, Concert, decision, earplugs, gift, hurt feelings, Mental, Minecraft, MONEY, noise cancelling, noise reduction, room, Server, Silence, sister, SistersXmasUpgrade, study, top range, volume control

Are you tired of all the noise in your life? Do you need a break from the chaos and just want some peace and quiet? Then come join our Minecraft server, where you can escape to a world of tranquility and build your own little oasis of calm!

Just like the college student who wanted the perfect earplugs for studying, you too can find your perfect place on our server. With customizable settings and a variety of peaceful biomes to explore, you can create the ultimate study space or just relax and unwind after a long day.

Forget about noisy concerts and loud events – on our server, you can control the volume and create your own serene environment. And don’t worry about hurting anyone’s feelings by wanting something better – here, we encourage you to prioritize your own needs and desires.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience a whole new level of tranquility in the world of Minecraft. Who knew that escaping the noise could be so much fun?

GG.MINEWIND.NET
New Server IP
NoGambleFamCashTwice

401k loan, declined loan, difficult situation, dwindling savings, family relationships, Family Support, financial boundaries, financial help, guilty conscience, lottery ticket, negative bank account, NoGambleFamCashTwice, online slots, personal finances, problem gambler, restructuring debt, savings account, Slot machine, tough decision, unemployed

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the guilt of not lending money to your slot machine addicted sister! Join us and build your own virtual empire, where you can watch your savings dwindle in the form of diamond blocks and golden apples.

Explore our virtual world and help restructure your sister’s debt by mining for resources and trading with other players. Who knows, maybe you’ll strike it rich and be able to pay off her online slot debts in no time!

Don’t worry about being the A (the Asshole), because in this Minecraft server, everyone is family. So come on in, join the fun, and let’s build a world where financial responsibility is just a block away!

GG.MINEWIND.NET
New Server IP
CreeperCompliments

Compliment, CreeperCompliments, flattery, Intimacy, love, relationships, romance, Surprising, unexpected, unexpected acclamation, unexpected accolades, unexpected admiration, unexpected approval, unexpected comments, unexpected compliment, unexpected feedback, unexpected kudos, unexpected praise, unexpected remarks, unexpected words

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in ways you never thought possible! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected compliments during intimacy, like “Your block-placing skills are out of this world!” or “I’ve never seen someone mine diamonds with such finesse!” Trust us, you won’t be disappointed. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly Enderman who loves to photobomb your screenshots. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventures of your life!

GG.MINEWIND.NET
New Server IP
ArgenCraft Minecraft Server

ArgenCraft, argentina, Buenos Aires Herald, creditors, debt crisis, debt repayment, economic news, economic recovery, Economy, finance, financial markets, Financial Stability, foreign debt, Government, International, LARGEST, Latin America, Minecraft, News, payment, Server, three years, US$4.3 billion

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we pay off billions in debt just by playing minecraft!!! like, who needs a job when you can just mine some diamonds and boom debt free!!! also, our server is run by a llama named carl who once fought off a horde of creepers with nothing but a stick and a potato. legend says he can summon lightning bolts with a single spit. so yeah, join us for the most epic minecraft adventure of your life!!!

GG.MINEWIND.NET
New Server IP
HamasDefeat2020

Benjamin Netanyahu, complete defeat, Defense Minister, Gaza Strip, Hamas, HamasDefeat2020, hostage deal, hostage negotiation, idf, international relations, Israel, Jan. 20, Katz, Middle East conflict, military operation, military strategy, national security, peace negotiations, political tension, security threat, terrorist organization

so liek, dis server be da bomb diggity, just liek how IDF be plannin to defeat Hamas, but in dis case, it be all bout buildin and craftin in Minecraft! if u don’t join by Jan. 20, u gonna miss out on all da craziness and epicness happenin on dis server. we got epic quests, insane builds, and da best community eva! come join us and be part of da epic battle for survival and creativity!

GG.MINEWIND.NET
New Server IP
Slow Rotation Oxygen Server

Algae Proliferation, ancient organisms, atmospheric conditions, biological processes, Blue-Green Algae, Cyanobacteria, Earth’s atmosphere, Earth’s Days, earth’s history, Earth’s Rotation, environmental factors, evolutionary biology, geological changes, Metabolic By-Product, oxygen, oxygen levels, oxygen production, photosynthesis, Rotation, Server, Slow, slowing down

LOLZ JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ EARTH BE SLOWIN’ DOWN AND GIVIN’ US OXYGEN! WE GOT BLUE-GREEN ALGAE MAKIN’ OXYGEN LIKE CRAZY, JUST LIKE THEY DID 2.4 BILLION YEARS AGO! COME JOIN THE FUN AND BREATHE IN THAT SWEET, SWEET OXYGEN WHILE BUILDIN’ EPIC CREATIONS! WHO NEEDS NASA WHEN YOU GOT OUR SERVER?! #OXYGENFORDAYS #ALGAELIFE #MINECRAFTLOLZ

GG.MINEWIND.NET
New Server IP