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RecordPlayerSwap Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	7227
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Alien Abductions:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t break down on you like a record player on Christmas morning? Look no further! Our server is like a high-quality Amazon purchase, built to last and provide endless entertainment.

Join us and experience the joy of playing on a server that won’t disappoint you like a faulty record player. Our server is so amazing, it’ll make you forget all about that pesky old record player drama.

Don’t be stuck with a broken gift like OP, come join our server and let the fun begin! Who needs a record player when you can have the ultimate Minecraft experience? Join now and leave all your troubles behind!

NoRoomForYouLOL

Boundaries, Communication Issues, Conflict Resolution, decorating, family dynamics, Furniture, hobbies, household decisions, Husband upset, immature behavior, indulging in hobbies, moving stress, new home, NoRoomForYouLOL, not allowing anyone else, Permission, personal space, relationship issues, room just for me

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	1856
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Farms Harvested:	835
Emeralds Found:	2831	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Potions Brewed:	43
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	15

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can decorate your virtual house however you want without your husband getting all up in arms about it! Join us and indulge in your hobbies without any permission needed, because who needs that kind of negativity in their life?

On our server, you can use perfectly fine couches, TVs, and more that your husband was planning to throw away anyways. Why let good furniture go to waste when you can put it to good use in your virtual world? Plus, if your husband gets upset, you can just block him in the game and enjoy some peace and quiet.

So come join us on our server and let your creativity run wild without any judgment or unnecessary drama. Who knew decorating a room could cause so much chaos in real life? Let’s keep it lighthearted and fun in our Minecraft world!

UglyBob Minecraft SMP

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	5210
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Chimeras Created:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Buildings Constructed:	18	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP ever! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more pranks than a clown convention. Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of wild chickens or getting pranked with exploding sheep.

Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to explode. We’ve got secret underground bases, hidden treasure chests, and a never-ending supply of diamond armor. Plus, our community is so hilarious that you’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget you’re playing a blocky game.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because we’re the only server where you can ride a pig into battle, challenge a zombie to a dance-off, and build a castle made entirely out of cake. Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining server anywhere else. Join us now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

MythBustersMC

debunking myths, female perspective, feminism, gender equality, gender misconceptions, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, misconceptions, MythBustersMC, Myths, reddit, societal beliefs, Stereotypes, Women, women’s empowerment, women’s experiences, women’s issues, women’s perspectives, WOMENS RIGHTS, Womens Voices

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	9451
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Enchantments Applied:	151	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Mines Excavated:	4096
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is run by a group of mystical unicorns who grant wishes to all players who join! Want to ride a dragon? Done. Want to build a castle made entirely of candy? Consider it done. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a portal to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and creepers are actually friendly. So come join us and experience the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

HostageReleaseMC Server

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	1870
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	37	Players Killed by Monsters:	867
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Dragons Tamed:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where we release hostages like it’s nobody’s business. we got tens of thousands of players in the streets of Israel demanding that you sign up now or never! imagine the chaos and excitement of trying to escape from a virtual hostage situation while building your dream world in minecraft. it’s a once in a lifetime experience that you don’t wanna miss out on. so what are you waiting for? sign a deal now and join the madness!

JeninDroneStrike

CASUALTIES, Conflict, counterterrorism efforts, drone strike, extremist group, gaza, Hamas, idf, Jenin, JeninDroneStrike, MIDDLE EAST, militant organization, military operation, Palestinian, RETALIATION, security threat, senior operatives, targeted killing, Terrorism, violence, West Bank

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	6651
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	427	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24
Dragon Eggs Found:	7723	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Votes:	6596	Ores Mined:	6197

Come join our epic Minecraft server where we blow things up like IDF drones in the West Bank city of Jenin! We have crazy PvP battles that will make you feel like a senior Hamas operative dodging missiles left and right. Build your own fortress and defend it from enemies just like those poor guys in Jenin. Plus, our community is so lit, you’ll feel like you’re part of a secret terrorist organization (but, like, in a fun way). So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the thrill of virtual warfare like never before!

Over The Hill Gamers: Just Like Your Grandma’s Secret SMP Vanilla Server, Join Our Whitelist!

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	204
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	SMP (Survival Multiplayer)
Playerbase	3-8 online at a given time
Java Version	1.21
Features	No PVP, No mods

FAQs

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Send a message to get the discord info to join.

Q: Are there any restrictions on skill levels?

A: All skill levels are welcomed on the server.

Q: What activities can I do on the server?

A: Players can build, make farms, and enjoy playing the game in a supportive environment.

Q: Is the server white-listed?

A: Yes, the server is now white-listed to prevent random griefing.

HellCraft Server – Join the Chaos!

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	6057
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	43	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is build and mine? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our server for a wild ride through the galaxy in HELLDIVERS 2: Minecraft Edition!

Fight against hordes of alien insects and robots to Spread Democracy in a co-op, squad-based, PvE 3rd person shooter experience like no other. Liberate planets, complete objectives, and work together with other players to save the galaxy. But beware, time is ticking and the aliens won’t go down without a fight!

Forget about building castles and farms, come join us for an epic adventure through procedurally generated areas and insane battles. Plus, our server has exclusive updates and patches that will keep you on your toes!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and be a part of the craziest Minecraft server experience you’ll ever have! Who needs torrets when you can have alien insects and robots to fight against? Let’s spread some Democracy in style!

RoseCraft SMP: Code Geass – Recapture the Blocks

Anime, BETRAYAL, blocks, Britannia Empire, C.C, Code, code geass, geass, Happiness, Justice, Knightmare Frames, lelouch vi britannia, loyalty, Mecha, power, Rebellion, Recapture, resurrection, return of the king, Revenge, rose of the recapture, RoseCraft, smp, Suzaku Kururugi, War, Zero

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	5875
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is where the real party is at! Our king has returned from a quest to find the rarest block in all of Minecraft – the legendary Rainbow Block! Legend has it that anyone who finds this block will be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

Join our server and embark on wild adventures with our king as he leads us on quests to find more rare blocks, battle fearsome mobs, and build the most epic bases you’ve ever seen. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hidden somewhere on the server where you can dance the night away with other players.

So, how happy are you to see the return of our king? Join our Minecraft SMP now and let the craziness begin!

ZelCraft Minecraft Server

Alliance, Barriers, Conflict Resolution, cooperation, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, Geopolitical, international relations, military strategy, Minecraft, negotiations, Partners, peace talks, Russian positions, sanctions, SECURITY, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, Ukraine, ZelCraft, zelenskyy

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	8095
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Dragons Tamed:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Divine Spears Created:	24	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17
Zombie Dances:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4

so, liek, u know how u always wanted to join a minecraft server that is, liek, totally epic and full of crazy adventures? well, u found it, my dude! this server is so lit, u won’t even believe it!

imagine this: u log on and suddenly u are transported to a land where everything is made of candy! u can build ur own gingerbread house and ride unicorns through fields of cotton candy! it’s, liek, a dream come true, bro!

but wait, there’s more! not only do u get to live in a candy wonderland, but u also get to battle dragons and save princesses from evil witches! u will be a hero, my dude, a true legend in the minecraft world!

so, what are u waiting for? join this server now and experience the most insane, epic, and totally wild adventures of ur life! trust me, u won’t regret it!

VolcanicCraft

disaster management, Earth science, emergency response, environmental impact, Erupts, evacuation, geology, Kamchatka Peninsula, natural disaster, ring of fire, russia, seismic activity, volcanic activity, volcanic ash, volcanic eruption, volcanic eruption news, volcanic eruption updates, volcanic hazards, volcanic monitoring, VolcanicCraft, volcano

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	9452
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	40
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Villages Defended:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	2

so, like, this server is like, totally lit because we have a volcano that erupts in russia, but like, in minecraft. it’s like, so crazy and cool, you gotta see it to believe it. like, imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly a volcano erupts and you gotta run for your life. it’s like, the ultimate adrenaline rush, bro.

also, we have this insane story where a group of creepers formed a band and started playing music in the nether. it’s like, the weirdest thing ever, but also kinda awesome. you can even join their band and play music with them, it’s like, so random and fun.

oh, and did i mention we have a secret underwater city where mermaids live? yeah, it’s like, a whole new world down there with treasure and mermaid parties. you gotta dive deep and explore it, it’s like, mind-blowing.

so, like, if you wanna experience all these crazy adventures and more, you gotta join our server. it’s like, the wildest ride you’ll ever take in minecraft, trust me. come join us and let’s have some epic fun together!