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UglyCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	1826
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Meteorites Collected:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	20	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3

Are you tired of boring, basic background characters in your Minecraft server? Look no further than our server, where we have banned Nobara for being canonically ugly and useless! Our server is filled with only the most fabulous and exciting characters, so say goodbye to boring designs and hello to epic adventures. Plus, our server is so awesome that even Gojo himself never talked to Nobara – that’s how exclusive we are! Join now and leave those shitbara fans in the dust.

YoasobiCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	799
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	35
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	36
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to actually mine and craft stuff? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate lazy person’s dream come true!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a team of virtual minions who will do all the mining and crafting for you. That’s right, sit back, relax, and watch as your virtual empire grows without you lifting a finger.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking cows who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join them for epic dance parties and maybe even learn a move or two.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples waiting to be discovered. Will you be the lucky player to uncover its secrets?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life!

MommaNoGriefMC

Adulthood, Boundaries, Communication, compassion, Conflict, deployment, family, homecoming, INDEPENDENCE, Marriage, MommaNoGriefMC, Mother, PUSHY, relationships, Respect, sisters, Support, Surprise, Understanding, Wife

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	9449
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Zombie Dances:	9
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Star Shards Collected:	122
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Are you tired of dealing with pushy moms who ruin your surprise homecoming plans? Do you want a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama and have some peace and quiet? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join our server and build a virtual 1 bedroom apartment where you can hide from your mom and enjoy some quality time with your virtual wife. No more interruptions, just you, your wife, and your pets living your best Minecraft life.

But that’s not all! On our server, you can have sex wherever and whenever you please without any judgment. Let your virtual wife know how much you appreciate her by showing her some Minecraft love in every corner of your virtual home.

So say goodbye to pushy moms and hello to a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama and focus on what really matters – building a happy virtual life with your virtual family. Join now and start crafting your own outrageous stories today!

MineTubeComfort

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	5861
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like the YouTube channel of your dreams! Imagine if PewDiePie and MrBeast had a baby and that baby started a Minecraft server – that’s us!

Join us for epic adventures, crazy challenges, and hilarious moments that will have you laughing so hard you’ll fall out of your minecart. We’ve got custom plugins that will blow your mind, like a pet panda that can do your homework for you and a diamond sword that shoots out fireworks.

But that’s not all – our community is like a family of derpy llamas who love to build giant statues of themselves and have dance parties in the Nether. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the YouTube channel of Minecraft servers – it’s gonna be lit, fam!

RegretCraft: Noobs Welcome!

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	2821
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	78
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Alien Abductions:	5

join dis epic minecraft server where u can build a house out of diamond blocks and ride a pig into battle against a giant zombie chicken. u can also find a secret portal that leads to a land made entirely of candy where u can eat ur way to victory.

if u join now, u will receive a pet dragon that shoots lasers out of its eyes and can fly u to the moon for a disco party with aliens.

but beware, there is a hidden dungeon filled with evil llamas who will challenge u to a dance-off for the chance to win a magical sword that can turn ur enemies into chickens.

so come on, join the madness and make good decisions that u will definitely regret later on!

ParkourParkinsons-DBS_FUN

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	4619
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Votes:	4328	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4

hey u, ya u, r u tired of ur boring old minecraft server? well, do i have the place for u! come join our server where we use deep brain stimulation mechanisms to make ur minecraft experience out of this world!

imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly ur brain gets a jolt of energy that makes u mine faster than u ever thought possible. or maybe u’re in a pvp battle and ur brain gets a boost that makes u the ultimate warrior.

but wait, there’s more! our long-term effects will have u coming back for more. ur brain will be so stimulated that u’ll be building epic structures in no time. ur creativity will be off the charts!

so come join us on this wild ride of a server and experience minecraft like never before. who needs regular old gameplay when u can have ur brain stimulated to the max? let’s get weird, let’s get crazy, let’s get brain-stimulated!

CraftyCrackOfDawn Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	9143
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	20
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Towns Built:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Void Gems Collected:	23	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a cup of coffee for your gaming experience – sure to wake you up and get you excited to play!

Join our server and experience the thrill of fighting off zombie hoards while riding on the back of a giant chicken. Yes, you heard that right – giant chickens! And if that’s not enough to get you excited, how about mining for diamonds while riding a rollercoaster through a lava-filled cave?

So forget about your morning coffee, because on our server, the only thing you’ll need to wake up is the adrenaline rush of our insane gameplay. Join now and start your day off right – the craziest way possible!

ScaleCrawler Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	8238
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Zombie Dances:	8
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Endless Night Skies:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	4588

Are you tired of feeling like a slimy slug after indulging in fast food? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have a special potion that turns all those cheeseburgers and fries into pure muscle! Join us and watch as your in-game character transforms from a flabby blob to a lean, mean fighting machine. Say goodbye to guilt and hello to gains! So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start your journey to becoming a Minecraft fitness guru!

PeePeePrincessServer

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	9610
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Farms Harvested:	994	Dragon Scales Harvested:	442
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Villages Defended:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	12
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only bedwetting you’ll find is when someone spills their water while building a water slide! Join us for a wild adventure filled with crazy builds and epic battles.

Looking for a server where you won’t find any soaked diapers lying around? Look no further! Our server is clean and hygienic, unlike some households we won’t name. Plus, we promise that no one will blame their wet diapers on their little sister here.

Forget about dealing with a stinky house and a sister who can’t smell her own accidents – on our server, the only thing that stinks is the competition! Join us for a fun and drama-free gaming experience. And remember, it’s not selfish to want a clean and pleasant environment, so come on over and leave the mess behind!

BirdFluCraft

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	9132
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Secret Passages Found:	7
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	24
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6

so, like, u know how bird flu is, like, super scary and stuff? well, get this – on this server, the bird flu virus has, like, outlasted pasteurization! like, what even is that? it’s, like, some crazy science stuff, but, like, on this server, it’s, like, a whole new level of chaos! join us if u wanna see what happens when bird flu takes over the minecraft world – it’s gonna be, like, totally insane, dude! trust me, u won’t wanna miss out on this wild ride!