crossbow attacker Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

EmbassyGuardXbowSerb

assassination attempt, Attack, breaking news, Conflict Resolution, crossbow attacker, Deadly Force, diplomatic mission, eastern europe, EmbassyGuardXbowSerb, firing bolt, foreign relations, Incident, international news, Israeli embassy guard, law enforcement, national security, SECURITY, self defense, Serbia, shot dead, violence

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	4729
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Mines Excavated:	2256	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Enchantments Applied:	148	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	39
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3

So, like, have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that is so wild and crazy, it’s like being in a real-life action movie? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: you’re just minding your own business, building a sick castle or whatever, when BAM! A crossbow attacker comes out of nowhere and tries to take you down. But don’t worry, our guards are on point and will protect you at all costs. Join now for the most intense Minecraft experience of your life! Who needs boring old regular servers when you can have this level of excitement? Let’s gooooooo!

NoHubsNoFunds

arguments, Boundaries, Collector, Communication, control, DOMINANCE, Ebay, finances, flea market, household bills, income, Investments, Jealousy, Marriage, NoHubsNoFunds, Partnership, Respect, salary, separate finances, side hustle, Understanding

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	333
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	7168	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Villages Defended:	18	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4

Are you tired of your significant other trying to control your side hustle and collectibles? Join our Minecraft server where you can build your dream collection without any judgment!

On our server, you can gather rare items, trade with other players, and even set up your own virtual flea market. No need to worry about someone checking your eBay account or getting mad when you make a big purchase – it’s all about having fun and expanding your collection.

Plus, if your partner starts making jokes about your earnings, you can just block their notifications like a pro. And if they dare to say anything about your dominance in the virtual world, you can just build a fortress to show who’s boss!

So come join us on the most collectible-friendly Minecraft server out there – where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the number of diamonds you can mine).

CompliCraft SMP

Affirmations, appreciation, Caring, CompliCraft, compliments, emotional validation, encouragement, Gratitude, Heartwarming, inspiring, Kindness, love, nicest thing, Positive words, smp, Support, sweet words, thoughtful, touching, Uplifting, warm-hearted, words of affirmation

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	7244
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Runes Activated:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1

OMG GUYS, you HAVE to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s LIT AF! The other day, someone told me I had the best pixelated house in the WHOLE server, like can you even believe it?! And get this, there’s a rumor going around that if you join, you’ll find a secret diamond mine that spawns unlimited diamonds, like whaaat?! Plus, the admin once turned into a giant chicken and started attacking everyone, it was HILARIOUS! So come join us for some crazy fun and epic adventures, you won’t regret it, I promise! #MinecraftMadness #JoinUsOrMissOut 🐔💎🔥

BragCraft – No One Cares!

Boasting, BragCraft, bragging, Cares, hidden talents, humble brag, insignificant achievements, irrelevant bragging, overlooked skills, personal achievements, self-promotion, Special Skills, unacknowledged accomplishments, unappreciated talents, uncelebrated talents, uncommon talents, underrated abilities, unimportant accomplishments, unimpressive skills, unique talents, unnoticed abilities, unrecognized achievements

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	361
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6616	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	New Chunks Explored:	903934
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most outrageous one out there!

Join us if you want to brag about having a pet llama that can breakdance, a house made entirely out of diamond blocks, and a secret underground lair filled with talking chickens.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle against an army of evil villagers with laser eyes, and even participate in a weekly dance-off competition judged by none other than a group of sassy Endermen.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and brag about all the ridiculous and hilarious adventures you’ll have? Trust us, no one will care about your basic builds anymore once they hear about the epic tales from our server!

Pixlverse

Community Focused, Cross-Play, Land Claims, Minecraft, No Economy, No Griefing, no homes, no teleporting, OPTIMIZATIONS, Optional PvP, Parties, Pixlverse, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Unique Features, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	4899
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimension Hops:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Endless Night Skies:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	180
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6

Pixlverse is a cross-platform vanilla survival server with no griefing, no homes, no teleporting, and no economy. Enjoy optional PvP, parties, land claims, and community-focused gameplay enhanced with unique features and optimizations.

play.pixlverse.net

ZenCraft Empire 1.20

Corpos, cultural diversity, discrimination, disproportionately asian, disproportionately white, Diversity, Empire, ethnicities, film industry, indies, INEQUALITY, intersectionality, latina, marginalized communities, Media, minority groups, racial disparity, representation, Social Issues, Stereotypes, Underrepresentation, zencraft

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	5826
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	9332
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Emeralds Found:	5158
Astral Projections Made:	2	Magic Items Found:	8816
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	15

Yo bro, this server is like a wild party where the corpos are all Asian and the indies are all white or Latina! It’s like a crazy social experiment gone wrong, but in a hilarious way. Join us for some chaotic fun and see if you can survive the madness. Don’t question it, just jump in and embrace the weirdness. You won’t regret it… maybe.

Lost Technology Thread Minecraft SMP

AA batteries, battery life, battery technology, communication technology, electronic devices, Futuristic technology, high speeds, historical technology, IBM XT/AT compatible, innovation, Lost, Lost technology, Minecraft, modern technology, obsolete technology, palmtop sized, portable devices, smp, static core, Technology, Thread, vintage technology, wireless communication

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	2475
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Void Gems Collected:	38	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP server ever created! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so advanced, it’s like having a palmtop sized computer in the palm of your hand! Fully IBM XT/AT compatible, you can run it for weeks on just 2 AA batteries. That’s right, no need to worry about charging cords or power outlets!

2. Our wireless communication speeds are off the charts, even for today’s standards. You’ll be zooming around the server faster than you can say “creeper!”

3. Rumor has it, our server is powered by a static core that gives it endless energy. That’s right, you’ll never have to worry about running out of power while building your epic creations.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP server now and experience the most insane adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world!

Haniyeh’s Blocky Demise Minecraft Server

Assassination, blocky, Conflict, covert operation, demise, Hamas, Haniyeh, Haniyehs, intelligence, international relations, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, military operation, Minecraft, Mossad, news headline, Politics, RETALIATION, Revenge, Server, State-sponsored, targeted killing, Tehran, Terrorism

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	4541
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Ores Mined:	9269
Magic Items Found:	8764	Dimension Hops:	8
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Chimeras Created:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	3

join our minecraft server and you can be part of the epic battle between israel and haniyeh in tehran! build your own secret underground bunker to hide from the chaos or join the fight and help take down the evil ex-hamas leader! with crazy pvp battles and secret missions, this server will keep you on the edge of your seat! plus, if you join now, you’ll get a free pet llama named haniyeh to ride into battle! so come on, what are you waiting for? join now and be part of the madness!

TyphonCraft: Pinoy vs China

Acquisition, arms race, China, Conflict, Defense, defense system, Diplomacy, foreign policy, international relations, Military, military technology, missile defense, Philippines, PINOY, SECURITY, Southeast Asia, strategic partnership, Tension, Typhon missile system, Typhoncraft, U.S, Warning

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	3896
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Love Letters Sent:	12
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	32
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Epic Quests Completed:	20

so, like, this server is lit af, like hotter than a typhon missile system, ya feel me? we got crazy builds that will make china jealous, like, they be warning us and stuff. but we ain’t scared, we got the philippines on our side, ready to acquire all the typhon missile systems we need to protect our epic builds. join us and be part of the most explosive minecraft server out there, trust me, you won’t regret it. #boom #philippinespower #minecraftmadness

Smashing Textures Land 1.21.3

1.21.3, alternative methods, Crafting Materials, creative process, Digital World, Exploration, fantasy adventure, fantasy world, game development, Gaming, gathering cobwebs, immersive experience, inefficient way, interactive storytelling, Land, Resource Gathering, role playing, Smashing, smashing books, Textures, unique items, video game, virtual reality

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	1936
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6

Yo, bro, do you even Minecraft? Forget about smashing books or gathering cobwebs like a peasant, come join our server for the most outrageous way to get textures! We’ve got llamas that spit out colorful wool, villagers that barf up diamonds, and even creepers that explode into a shower of rainbow blocks. It’s like a psychedelic trip through the world of Minecraft, but with a side of wacky and wild! So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the most insane texture gathering you’ve ever seen!

Lonely Minecraft SMP Player

average life, blog, blue light, BREAKING, daydream, DEPRESSING, Escape, Fault, Friends, Girlfriend, hopelessness, Loneliness, lonely, Loser, Lurking, Minecraft, Music, numb, player, self loathing, Sleeping, smp, suffer in silence, Torment

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	1278
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	43	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Alien Abductions:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3

Are you tired of feeling like a lonely husk of a player in Minecraft? Do you yearn for a server where you can escape your real-life woes and live out your wildest blocky dreams? Look no further than our insane SMP!

Join us for a chance to break free from the perpetual state of loneliness and torment that plagues your everyday life. Say goodbye to being a dead man walking and hello to a world where you can finally make friends, build relationships, and maybe even find love (yes, love in Minecraft is possible, don’t question it).

Our server is the perfect place to let loose, have fun, and forget about all your real-life problems. Who needs productivity when you can spend your days mining, crafting, and causing chaos with your fellow players? Trust us, joining our SMP will be the best decision you’ve ever made – you’ll wonder why you didn’t do it sooner!

So what are you waiting for? Leave your lonely, depressing life behind and join our wacky, wild, and totally outrageous Minecraft SMP today. Who knows, you might just find the happiness and fulfillment you’ve been searching for (or at least a few laughs along the way).