Cross-Border Transactions MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

RussianBlockParty

Russian nationals, international relations, finland, european union, security concerns

hey u, yea u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! come join our server where we have a ban on property purchases by russian nationals! why, u ask? well let me tell u a little story. once upon a time, a russian national tried to buy all the land on our server and turn it into a vodka distillery. can u imagine? vodka everywhere! so we had to put our foot down and say no more! now we have a rule that only non-russian nationals can buy property. join us for the wackiest, wildest minecraft experience of ur life! trust me, u won’t regret it!

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BlockyCommieBankBan

Reuters, banking sector, financial institutions, cross-border transactions, Transactions

OMG u gotta join this server, it’s like Chinese banks stopping transactions with Russia ‘en masse,’ but in Minecraft form!!! Imagine the chaos and drama, just like in real life but with blocks and creepers!!! Join now to experience the thrill of international finance in a virtual world, where anything can happen, even if it makes no sense at all!!! Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this wild ride, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who cares about those anyway)!!! Let’s gooooooo!!! 🤪🤑🚀

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Hot Mess Craft

hottest year on record, climate crisis, record-breaking temperatures, Droughts, climate science

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Forget about global warming, come join us and escape to a world where the only thing melting is your brain from all the fun you’ll be having!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a herd of dancing pigs come by, wearing sunglasses and top hats. Or how about building a giant toilet house because why the heck not? The possibilities are endless on this server!

Join us now and become part of the wackiest community in Minecraft history. Who needs real life disasters when you can have virtual chaos and laughter with us? Don’t miss out, join now and let’s make 2024 the year of epicness!

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Pixel Oasis 1.21.3

Uoh, Kiki, Super Champ Bros, #clip channels, /i/ thread

Join our Minecraft server for the ultimate Kiki experience! Build your own champyons and fight against the autistically adorable Kiki herself! Explore the Kikiverse and discover hidden treasures while listening to Kiki’s ASMR collection. Don’t miss out on the Kiki AI LoRA for Stable Diffusion – it’s like nothing you’ve ever seen before! And if that’s not enough, we have a Kiki Doom 2 WAD for all you hardcore gamers out there. Join now for a wild ride through the world of Kiki!

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FastFoodSimplicity – Minecraft SMP

cravings, Budget, smp, FastFoodSimplicity, meal options

Lol, bro, why waste your diamonds on fast food when you can join our epic Minecraft SMP and feast like a king for free? Our server is like a gourmet restaurant but without the snooty waiters and overpriced menu. We’ve got all the best food in Minecraft, from golden apples to enchanted steak. And get this – our pigs can fly and our cows can breakdance! Plus, we’ve got a secret underground base where we throw the wildest food fights every Saturday night. So ditch the drive-thru and come join us for a foodie adventure you’ll never forget!

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BlockyBucks Hideout

Swiss bank, decoy safe, HIDEOUT, safe deposit box, offshore account

Are you tired of hiding your $1M cash under your mattress or in a boring old safe? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can hide your $1M cash in a virtual treasure chest surrounded by lava and guarded by a pack of angry zombie pigmen! Not only will your money be safe from thieves, but you’ll also have a blast trying to retrieve it while dodging fireballs and dodging arrows from skeleton archers. Join our server today and experience the thrill of hiding your fortune in the most epic way possible!

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MexiCraft GunBan Campaign

Campaign, public health, Public Safety, MexiCraft, violence

come join our epic minecraft server where we are trying to get rid of all the guns on the streets just like mexico’s president! we have a special minigame where you have to collect as many guns as possible and throw them into a volcano to save the world from destruction! join now and be a hero in this crazy adventure! also, our server is filled with tacos and sombreros for all your mexican cravings while you play. vamos amigos!

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Femoid-Free Zone 1.21

Gender Expression, Inclusivity, biohole, troons, Online Community

Yo, bro, forget about those bioholes and come join our Minecraft server! We don’t have any femoids here, just a bunch of epic gamers building and surviving together. Plus, who needs those bioholes when you can hang out with cool troons instead? It’s a wild ride of blocky adventures and chaos, so come join us and leave those bioholes in the dust!

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MealRegret Minecraft Server

MealRegret, customer satisfaction, dining out, food quality, chef’s reaction

Looking for a Minecraft server that serves up drama hotter than a poorly cooked fish finger sandwich? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with over-the-top reactions and unexpected twists.

Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly the chef (yes, we have a chef in our Minecraft world) starts throwing a fit because you didn’t like the taste of the virtual fish you caught. But don’t worry, our waiter will handle the situation with grace and maybe even throw in a bacon sandwich as a peace offering.

And if you ever feel guilty about causing a scene, just toss some virtual money their way and watch the chaos unfold. Our chef may call you “fucking pathetic,” but hey, it’s all in good fun, right?

So why wait? Join our server now for a dining experience you won’t forget (and hopefully won’t have to pay for with real money)!

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MomzHouseSaver420

Rehab, MomzHouseSaver420, birthday celebration, family, Mortgage

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape your real-life drama? Look no further! Join our server for a wild and wacky adventure that will make you forget all about your mom’s crazy antics.

On our server, you can build your dream home without the fear of it going into foreclosure. No need to worry about your mom asking you for money to cover her mortgage – she’s too busy fighting off creepers and zombies in the virtual world.

Instead of dealing with real-life family drama, join us for some virtual fun and games. Who needs a dysfunctional mom when you can have a virtual family of Minecraft villagers who always have your back?

So come on over to our server and leave your real-life problems at the door. We promise you won’t have to lend anyone money for their drug addiction – unless it’s for virtual diamonds, of course!

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