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Players: | 105/300 | Votes: | 4058 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 8 |
Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 | Crops Grown: | 9784 |
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | Dimension Hops: | 9 |
Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 18 |
Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 12 |
Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 13 |
Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 10 |
if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground bunker where hitler’s ghost hangs out and gives out diamond swords to all the players who can do the best nazi salute. it’s a wild ride, folks.
so come on down to our server, where the only thing scarier than the mobs is the thought of getting caught trying to sneak past the border patrol. it’s a real blast, we promise.