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GTA Gun Runners United
join our epic minecraft server where we steal all our crime guns from the U.S. just like the GTA! trump is probably gonna tweet about us next, so you better join before we get shut down for being too badass. build your own criminal empire, rob other players, and cause chaos in the virtual world. come on, you know you wanna be a part of this madness! -
TacoCraftGunWars
so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, bro. you gotta join cuz, like, mexico is, like, threatening to, like, sue US gunmakers with, like, terror charges and stuff. but, like, on this server, you can, like, build your own guns and, like, start your own war with the creepers and stuff. it’s, like, totally insane, man. join now before mexico comes after you for real, bro. let’s blow stuff up and have a blast, yo! -
CartelCraft Minecraft Server
come join our epic minecraft server where the mexican president accused the u.s of harbouring drug cartels but don’t worry, we have our own drug cartel in the game! you can join the cartel and smuggle virtual drugs across the border while dodging virtual police raids. it’s a wild ride, just like a telenovela but with pixelated blocks! plus, our server has a secret underground tunnel system that leads to a hidden treasure room filled with diamonds and gold. so come on down and join the fun, just watch out for the creepers and the feds! -
BorderPatrolCraft
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the craziest border control system you’ve ever seen! Forget about building houses and farming crops, here you’ll be dodging border patrol agents left and right as you try to sneak into different countries within the game.Join us for the ultimate challenge as you try to cross the US border into Canada or Mexico without getting caught. But be warned, our border patrol NPCs are no joke – they’ll stop at nothing to keep you out!
So why join our server? Well, where else can you experience the thrill of being an illegal immigrant in a virtual world? Plus, who wouldn’t want to see what crazy contraptions our players have come up with to try and outsmart the border patrol?
Join now and see if you have what it takes to make it across the border without getting caught! Just remember, it’s not the US’s problem, it’s all on you to make it through. Good luck!
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SinaloaCartelCraft Minecraft Server
come join our minecraft server and escape the chaos of the real world where even the mexican president is blaming the US for cartel violence! on our server, you can build your own drug empire without any consequences! start your own cartel, smuggle goods across borders, and become the most feared player in the game! who needs politics when you can rule your own virtual world with an iron fist? join now and show the world who’s really in charge! -
BorderBlockz
so like, u know how North Korea is always like, buddy buddy with China and stuff? well, get this, they actually said NO to a telecoms plan by the border! like, what a plot twist, amirite?anyway, if u wanna escape the drama and just have a good time, come join our Minecraft server! we got pigs that can fly, creepers that give hugs instead of blowing up, and a secret underground base where u can find all the diamonds u want.
plus, rumor has it that if u build a house out of cake, a magical unicorn will come and be your pet. so like, why wouldn’t u wanna join? come on, let’s make Minecraft great again!
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CanuckCraft: Ukraine Edition
Russian territory, political tensions, military assistance, peacekeeping efforts, diplomatic relationshey u, ya u reading this! wanna join a minecraft server that is so lit, even Ukraine is using armour donated by Canada on Russian territory just to play on it? yea, u heard that right! this server is so epic, even world politics can’t resist joining in on the fun. come join us and be part of the craziest minecraft adventures ever. we got dragons flying around, unicorns dancing, and creepers doing the macarena. don’t miss out on the action, join now and let’s conquer the minecraft world together! -
Ivy League Block Party!
Welcome to the Ultimate Blocky Experience! Are you tired of bland server life? Ready for adventures that’ll make your jaw drop and your pickaxe shatter? Here’s why you absolutely MUST join this Minecraft server, where the pixelated blocks are as ridiculous as the reasons to join!
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The Great Ghast Heist of 2023: Legend has it that a group of players stole a Nether Fortress using nothing but a single diamond spoon and a bucket of obsidian jelly. Join us to see if you can outwit this infamous gang of block pirates—who knew the Nether had a working pirate code?
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The Cursed Lava Fountain: Players have reported spontaneous BBQs happening every other Friday due to a cursed fountain that erupts lava like it’s made of hot sauce! Will you be brave enough to stand under it and taste the fiery crunch? Only the bold survive. Bring your marshmallows!
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Ender Dragon Beauty Pageant: That’s right! Each month, the Ender Dragon has a glow-up contest where only the fiercest of players can showcase their fabulous dragon makeup and craftsmanship. Impress the judges, or get ready to face the fiery consequences!
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The Year of the Chicken: It’s been said that every time you hatch a chicken, a random block somewhere in the world transforms into a diamond block. We’re not sure how this is legally possible, but who are we to argue? The more clucks, the merrier—join in on the poultry powered treasure hunt!
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Villagers Gone Wild: Our villagers are on strike! They’re demanding more potatoes and fewer suspicious trades. Join us for the hilarious Villager Rave Festival, where the only currency accepted is dance moves. Shake a leg and unlock crazy rewards!
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The Secret Underground Spaghetti Society: Rumor has it an underground faction has been brewing a special pasta sauce made of rare Minecraft ingredients. Only true adventurers can decipher the ancient recipe and become the Grandma of all Minecraft! Get ready for pasta parties and saucy battles!
- Aliens vs. Creepers Extravaganza: Our server is known for chaotic events, but nothing compares to the yearly war between whimsical aliens and Creepers. Choose a side and prepare for battle—nothing says ‘Minecraft’ like a green explosion of intergalactic proportions!
So, what are you waiting for? Join us on our whimsical, enchanting, chaos-ridden adventure! Where blocks fly, laughter never dims, and the stories are wilder than Herobrine riding a pig! Get ready to craft an unforgettable experience—because this isn’t just Minecraft; it’s pure LOL-mazing madness!
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CraftyFiancé Minecraft Server
come join our minecraft server, it is like jail but without the pesky immigration officers! we promise you won’t be detained for over 2 weeks like this poor german man visiting his american fiancé. instead, you’ll be detained by our epic builds and crazy adventures! build your own cell block or escape to the nether realm, the choice is yours! plus, we have a special surprise waiting for you at the end of the rainbow…spoiler alert: it’s a diamond pickaxe! so what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin! -
Pizza Light Supersolid Craft
Yo, so like, this server is so lit, it’s like those Italian scientists turned light into a supersolid and brought it into Minecraft! Like, imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly you hit a block of supersolid light, bruh. It’s like a whole new level of mining, man.And get this, there’s this secret underground city on the server where all the mobs throw rave parties every night. You can join in and dance with creepers and skeletons, it’s wild, bro.
Oh, and did I mention the sky on this server is made of cotton candy clouds that rain down diamonds instead of water? Yeah, you heard me right. It’s like a blinged-out paradise up in here.
So come join us on this crazy Minecraft server, where the impossible is possible and the fun never stops. Trust me, you won’t regret it, dude.