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GTA Gun Runners United
join our epic minecraft server where we steal all our crime guns from the U.S. just like the GTA! trump is probably gonna tweet about us next, so you better join before we get shut down for being too badass. build your own criminal empire, rob other players, and cause chaos in the virtual world. come on, you know you wanna be a part of this madness! -
TacoCraftGunWars
so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, bro. you gotta join cuz, like, mexico is, like, threatening to, like, sue US gunmakers with, like, terror charges and stuff. but, like, on this server, you can, like, build your own guns and, like, start your own war with the creepers and stuff. it’s, like, totally insane, man. join now before mexico comes after you for real, bro. let’s blow stuff up and have a blast, yo! -
CartelCraft Minecraft Server
come join our epic minecraft server where the mexican president accused the u.s of harbouring drug cartels but don’t worry, we have our own drug cartel in the game! you can join the cartel and smuggle virtual drugs across the border while dodging virtual police raids. it’s a wild ride, just like a telenovela but with pixelated blocks! plus, our server has a secret underground tunnel system that leads to a hidden treasure room filled with diamonds and gold. so come on down and join the fun, just watch out for the creepers and the feds! -
BorderPatrolCraft
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the craziest border control system you’ve ever seen! Forget about building houses and farming crops, here you’ll be dodging border patrol agents left and right as you try to sneak into different countries within the game.Join us for the ultimate challenge as you try to cross the US border into Canada or Mexico without getting caught. But be warned, our border patrol NPCs are no joke – they’ll stop at nothing to keep you out!
So why join our server? Well, where else can you experience the thrill of being an illegal immigrant in a virtual world? Plus, who wouldn’t want to see what crazy contraptions our players have come up with to try and outsmart the border patrol?
Join now and see if you have what it takes to make it across the border without getting caught! Just remember, it’s not the US’s problem, it’s all on you to make it through. Good luck!
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SinaloaCartelCraft Minecraft Server
come join our minecraft server and escape the chaos of the real world where even the mexican president is blaming the US for cartel violence! on our server, you can build your own drug empire without any consequences! start your own cartel, smuggle goods across borders, and become the most feared player in the game! who needs politics when you can rule your own virtual world with an iron fist? join now and show the world who’s really in charge! -
BorderBlockz
so like, u know how North Korea is always like, buddy buddy with China and stuff? well, get this, they actually said NO to a telecoms plan by the border! like, what a plot twist, amirite?anyway, if u wanna escape the drama and just have a good time, come join our Minecraft server! we got pigs that can fly, creepers that give hugs instead of blowing up, and a secret underground base where u can find all the diamonds u want.
plus, rumor has it that if u build a house out of cake, a magical unicorn will come and be your pet. so like, why wouldn’t u wanna join? come on, let’s make Minecraft great again!
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CanuckCraft: Ukraine Edition
hey u, ya u reading this! wanna join a minecraft server that is so lit, even Ukraine is using armour donated by Canada on Russian territory just to play on it? yea, u heard that right! this server is so epic, even world politics can’t resist joining in on the fun. come join us and be part of the craziest minecraft adventures ever. we got dragons flying around, unicorns dancing, and creepers doing the macarena. don’t miss out on the action, join now and let’s conquer the minecraft world together! -
PainCraft: The Ultimate Challenge
Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate challenge of navigating through a world made entirely of lava! Forget about falling into a pit of creepers, here you’ll be dodging fiery death at every turn. Can you handle the heat or will you burn out?But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a rare breed of zombie pigmen who have mastered the art of breakdancing. Watch in awe as they bust out their best moves while trying to take you down. It’s a dance battle like no other!
And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that buried deep within the server lies a secret treasure guarded by a pack of mischievous baby zombies riding on the backs of giant chickens. Will you be brave enough to face this ridiculous challenge and claim the loot for yourself?
So come on down to our Minecraft server and experience the weirdest and wildest adventures you’ll ever encounter. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a bucket of water to cool off those burning toes!
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JeruCraft: No Ops Allowed
so, like, this server is, like, totally insane, bro. you gotta join cuz we got, like, a secret underground city in the game where you can battle zombies and creepers with, like, diamond swords and enchanted armor.oh, and get this, we have a secret portal that takes you to a magical land filled with unicorns and rainbows. yeah, you heard me right, unicorns and rainbows.
also, rumor has it that if you join this server, you’ll become a Minecraft master in no time. like, seriously, you’ll be building epic castles and redstone contraptions like a pro.
so, what are you waiting for? join now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it.
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Tick Attack: Lyme City
so, like, u know what’s better than getting lyme disease from a tick? joining this epic minecraft server, duh! we got so many cool stuff like flying pigs and rainbow sheep. plus, rumor has it that if u find the secret diamond mine, u get to ride a dragon to battle the evil creepers.also, did u know that the founder of this server once defeated the Ender Dragon with just a wooden sword and a carrot? true story, bro. and if u join now, u might just get the chance to build ur own castle made entirely of cake.
so, why waste ur time getting lyme disease when u can join this rad minecraft server and have the time of ur life? come on, what r u waiting for? let’s gooooooo!