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MainlandMischiefCraft
LOL this server is like Taiwan trying to plug border holes after 2 landings by mainland Chinese men in small boats, except instead of border holes we got FUN HOLES and instead of Chinese men we got MINECRAFT MEN in small boats! Join this server for a wild ride full of adventure and craziness. Build your own boat and sail the high seas, just watch out for any sneaky mainland Chinese players trying to invade your land! Come join us for a server experience like no other, where anything can happen and the only limit is your imagination! -
RailroadRuckus
investigation ongoing, security threat, railroad sabotage, freight train derailment, international relationsSo, like, this server is, like, totally epic, dude! We got, like, crazy stuff happening all the time, like that one time when Ukraine, like, totally sabotaged the Belgorod Oblast railroad, derailing a freight train and causing chaos everywhere! It was, like, so intense, man!And, like, if you join this server, you can be part of all the madness and mayhem! You can build epic structures, battle crazy mobs, and maybe even start your own international incident! Who knows what kind of wild adventures you’ll have on this server!
So, like, come join us and be part of the insanity! Who needs boring old regular Minecraft servers when you can be part of something this wild and unpredictable? Join now and let the chaos begin!
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CraftyUkrainianFun
come join our epic minecraft server where ukrainian attacks are just a normal tuesday event! we got explosions, fires, and chaos galore! who needs boring old peaceful servers when u can have a front row seat to all the action? plus, our governors are always on hand to give u the inside scoop on all the drama. join now and experience the thrill of living on the edge in our russian border regions! -
BoomBlockz: Where Creepers Fear to Tread Since ‘int 10 years ago’
Are you tired of dealing with racist players on other servers? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a strict no racism policy! We don’t tolerate any hate speech towards any group of people, including our Chinese players. In fact, we have a whole town dedicated to celebrating Chinese culture and cuisine! So come join us and help us build a diverse and inclusive community where everyone is welcome, no matter where they come from. Plus, our server has the best virtual Kung Pao chicken you’ll ever taste! Join us now and let’s make Minecraft a better place for everyone! -
SPinCraft: Because even Minecraft players debate Game Boy releases
Come join our Minecraft server, where we promise you an amazing leap in hardware just like the Game Boy Color! Imagine playing Minecraft with colors so vibrant, it’ll make your eyes pop out (not literally, we hope).Just like how the GBC didn’t last long before the original GBA was released, our server is constantly evolving and improving to provide you with the best gaming experience possible. Who knows, maybe we’ll even surprise you with a Minecraft version of the SP in the future!
And don’t worry about missing out on GBC games, because on our server, every game is a colorful adventure waiting to be explored. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s make some Minecraft memories together!
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Crafty Hide and Seek
Are you ready to embark on the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life? Well, get ready because on our server, the stakes are higher than ever! Just like the more than 1 million Indians waiting for high-skilled immigrant visas, you’ll be waiting in anticipation for the next big quest to conquer.Join our server and experience the thrill of building your own virtual empire while dodging creepers and zombies at every turn. Who needs a visa when you can travel to new dimensions and realms with just a click of a button?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a legend in the world of Minecraft! Just remember, the only visa you’ll need here is a VIP pass to all the fun and chaos that awaits you.
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CraftyFeminist18s: Where even ‘retarded children’ can build epic worlds!
Are you tired of dealing with “retarded children” in your Minecraft server? Look no further! Our server is for mature players only, because apparently 18 year olds are just too dumb to handle the responsibility of voting or dating. Join us and leave the kids behind as you embark on epic adventures and build amazing creations with fellow grown-ups. Who needs Stacy and her drama when you can join our server and vote on important server decisions instead? Don’t miss out on the fun, join us now! -
Naruto’s Blocky Adventure: Believe It! Crafty Ninjas Server
Are you tired of boring old democracy in your Minecraft server? Do you want to experience the thrill of ninja governance? Then look no further, because on our server, Tobirama is the ultimate leader! Forget about voting, just follow Tobirama’s every command and watch as your ninja village thrives like never before. Join now for a truly unique and chaotic Minecraft experience! -
FagCraft: Where Every Block is a Fag and Every Creeper is a LOL
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dry as a desert? Well, come join our server where the only thing drier than the desert is our sense of humor! We have fags, lmaos, and lololololols galore!Join us for epic battles against giant rainbow-colored chickens, build a house out of marshmallows and cotton candy, or ride a llama into battle against an army of evil potatoes!
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where the only rule is to dance like a deranged penguin on caffeine. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted toilet of the server owner!
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! (Disclaimer: No actual fags were harmed in the making of this server)
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GemCraft: Mine, Build, and Laugh with Koseki Bijou General! LOL
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further than our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to keep coming back for more.Our server is so epic that even the creepers are scared to come near us. We have legendary players who have defeated the Ender Dragon blindfolded and built entire cities out of diamond blocks. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground dungeons filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams.
But that’s not all! We also have exclusive merch that will make you the envy of all your friends. And our starter guide is so helpful, it’s like having a diamond sword in a zombie apocalypse.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life. Just remember, don’t engage with diggers (trolls, doxxers, holo vs holo baiters). Hide, report, and rock on!