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| Description | Calling all Minecraft adventurers! Looking for an immersive, player-friendly, and rewarding server? Join us for exclusive features, competitions, rewards, and a community-focused Discord. |
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| Can both Java and Bedrock players join the server? | Yes, for the first time ever, BOTH Java and Bedrock players can join and enjoy together! |
| What kind of competitions can players participate in? | Players can take part in weekly competitions including crafting, mining, and eating contests, as well as custom challenges designed to keep things fresh. |
| What rewards can players win from competitions? | Winners walk away with thousands of dollars and exclusive in-game rewards. |
| Are there unique advancements to unlock in the server? | Yes, there are over 2000+ unique advancements to unlock, giving players new goals and bragging rights in-game. |
| Can players customize their builds and appearance? | Yes, players can customize their builds and appearance with cosmetic datapacks that add a personalized touch to their Minecraft world. |
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