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Kamala’s Philly Party Minecraft Server

Campaign, crooked friends, democrats, election, ENERGY, enthusiastic, enthusiastic crowd, Event, grassroots movement, Incredible, kamala harris, Kamalas, Little Donnie, lmao, Minecraft, momentum, Party, Philadelphia rally, Philly, political rally, Politics, presidential candidate, Server, Supporters, Unity

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	2011
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Astral Projections Made:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the energy is so lit that even Kamala Harris would be jealous! Our rallies are so hype, you’ll feel like you’re taking down Little Donnie and his crooked friends with every block you break. Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, insane adventures, and non-stop laughter. Who needs politics when you can rule the virtual world with us? Come on, what are you waiting for? Jump in and let’s make Minecraft great again!

WeddingCrasherCraft

acceptance, Accountability, Apology, Boundaries, brother, Communication, family, forgiveness, Homophobia, Honesty, LGBTQ, personal growth, reconciliation, Reflection, regret, relationships, self improvement, Sexuality, Understanding, Wedding, WeddingCrasherCraft

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	141
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Void Armor Forged:	27
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6

Hey there, Minecraft enthusiasts! Have you ever wanted to join a server where drama unfolds like a soap opera? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Just like the OP’s brother’s wedding, our server is full of unexpected twists and turns. You never know when a long-lost player will show up uninvited and cause chaos. But hey, that’s what makes it exciting, right?

Join us and experience the thrill of not knowing what will happen next. Will there be apologies flying left and right like in the email from the brother? Will there be deep, introspective moments like the OP reflecting on their past mistakes? Who knows, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t be bored!

So come on over and join the fun. Who needs RSVPs when you can just show up and shake things up? And hey, if you’re struggling with your own Minecraft skills, don’t worry – we’re all about personal growth here. Plus, we won’t judge if you’re still figuring out your crafting preferences. It’s all part of the journey, right?

Don’t miss out on the drama, the excitement, and the personal growth. Join our server today and let the games begin!

SpeechlessCoincidence – Minecraft SMP

amazed, BIZARRE, chance, Coincidence, destiny, fate, Flabbergasted, Life, Mind Blowing, Minecraft, Mysterious, Random, serendipity, smp, SPEECHLESS.., SpeechlessCoincidence, strange, Surprising, surreal, UNBELIEVABLE, Uncanny, unexpected, Unexplainable

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	7459
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Ores Mined:	2062
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Magic Items Found:	8352	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly a group of llamas show up at your doorstep demanding to be let in because they heard you have the best parties in town. And guess what? They were right! Our server is known for its epic llama raves that last all night long.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of chickens who are plotting to take over the server with their superior egg-laying skills. Will you join them or stand against their fluffy tyranny? The choice is yours.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziness for yourself. Who knows, you might just stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and enchanted golden carrots. Or maybe you’ll just find a bunch of potatoes. Either way, it’s bound to be a hilarious adventure.

CraftyAthleteGOAT

all time, athletic achievements, athletic excellence, athletic greatness., athletic legends, athletic prowess, CraftyAthleteGOAT, Goat, greatest athlete, iconic athletes, legendary athletes, Legends, record holders, sports, sports GOAT, sports heroes, sports history, sports icons, sports legends, sports stars, top athletes

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	7945
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Epic Shields Constructed:	31
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Buildings Constructed:	33
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Chimeras Created:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5

Who needs athletes when you can be a Minecraft legend on our server! Join us and show off your mad skills in block building and zombie slaying. Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is jealous. Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself plays on our server in disguise, so you might just end up teaming up with the creator of Minecraft! So why waste your time watching sports when you could be crafting your way to glory on our server? Join now and become the ultimate Minecraft champion!

Samurai Skirmish Minecraft Server

aerial interception, airspace, Defense, defense forces, Diplomatic, fighters, Fire, flares, Incident, International, Japan, Military, Minecraft, plane, response, Russian, Samurai, SECURITY, Server, SKIRMISH, SOVEREIGNTY, Tension, VIOLATION, Warning

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	896
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	228	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Holy Grails Found:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Votes:	793	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6

OMG, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz it’s like a battlefield out there! We got Japan fighters shootin’ flares at Russian planes and stuff! It’s like a real-life action movie, but in Minecraft! Join now and be part of the epic showdown between nations! Who will win? Who will survive? Find out on dis insane server! Plus, we got free cookies for all new players, cuz why not? So come on, join the madness and let’s see who will come out on top in this wild Minecraft world!

LNGShadowCraft

asian, Demand, Economy, ENERGY, gas, Global, LNG, LNGShadowCraft, market, Offloads, Oil, Politics, russia, sanctioned, sanctions, shadow fleet, shipping, Storage Barge, Supply, Trade, Transportation

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	9417
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Holy Grails Found:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we have a secret russian shadow fleet unloading sanctioned lng at an asian storage barge for the first time! why join, you ask? well, because our server is so lit that even putin himself is a regular player, building secret underground bases and trolling other players with his bear army. plus, we have a special event where you can ride on a flying vodka bottle and shoot laser beams at creepers. so what are you waiting for? join now and become part of the most insane minecraft server in the universe! da, comrade!

Pixel Asteroid Blasters

asteroid, Blasters, PIXEL

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	6703
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

yo, imagine you out here mining and crafting on this epic minecraft server when suddenly a giant asteroid comes hurtling towards earth. but don’t worry, our server got you covered cuz we got US physicists who gonna hit that asteroid with a nuclear blast to save the day!

join our server for the chance to witness a real-life minecraft apocalypse, where you gotta build shelters, fight off mutant mobs, and help the physicists aim that nuclear blast just right. who needs diamonds when you got the power to vaporize asteroids, amirite?

so come on down to our server and be a hero in the most insane minecraft adventure ever. trust us, you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else. plus, we got free snacks in the break room. what more could you ask for?

The “Novidium No-Cheating Island Adventure” – No glitching allowed!

Adventure, Allowed, balance, community-driven, favorite server, Glitching, ISLAND, island level, Leaderboards, long term goal, Nocheating, nostalgic, Novidium, Player Economy, Player Shops, Plugins, Quests, rare items, Shops, Skyblock, smp, Trading, UI, unique Minecraft experience, Vanilla

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	7682
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Void Armor Forged:	12
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	12

Novidium Skyblock Server Overview

IP	play.novidium.net
Description	Novidium is a simple skyblock server where players build islands, complete challenges, and visit/build shops.

FAQ

Questions	Answers
What type of challenges are available on the server?	In this version of skyblock, players can complete simple challenges to earn rewards such as unique items.
Is there an economy system on the server?	Yes, Novidium features a player-to-player economy where all trading, buying, and selling is done between players.
Are there leaderboards on the server?	Yes, there are 2 leaderboards for the richest players and the highest level islands based on the rarity of blocks.

Blocky Bunch Minecraft Server

6 inches, 6.5 inches, blocky, bunch, enough, feelsgoodman, make my gf groan, Minecraft, not big, not small, Server, tremble

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	4660
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Astral Projections Made:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Runes Activated:	4

Are you tired of playing on servers with puny builds and tiny block sizes? Well, look no further because our server is packing a whopping 6.5 inches of blocky goodness! Not too big, not too small, just the perfect size to make your Minecraft girlfriend groan and tremble with excitement. Trust us, it’s a real FeelsGoodMan moment when you see the size of our builds. So come join us and experience the thrill of playing on a server that knows how to satisfy all your blocky needs!

Freedom Minecraft SMP Diehards

Bravery, Country, defending freedom, Diehards, Duty, Dying, fallen heroes, fighting for freedom, freedom, Honor, Military, Minecraft, national pride, patriotism, sacrifice, sacrifice for freedom, serving country, smp, soldiers, true heroes, ultimate sacrifice, War, war heroes

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	1472
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Gods Slained:	0
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Void Armor Forged:	27	Falling into the Void:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the stakes are higher than ever! Join us if you’re ready to fight for your freedom in a world where every block you break could be your last.

Rumor has it that the mobs in this server are on a mission to take over the world, and they won’t stop until they’ve destroyed every player in their path. But fear not, brave adventurer, because you have the power to stop them!

Join us if you dare, and embark on a quest to save the Minecraft universe from certain doom. Will you be the hero we need, or will you fall victim to the wrath of the mobs? The choice is yours, but remember, the fate of the server rests in your hands.

So grab your sword, gather your resources, and prepare for the battle of a lifetime. Are you ready to fight for your freedom? Join us and find out!

Dad’s DIY Minecraft Server

bookshelf building, bookshelf project, communication problems, Dads, diy, do it yourself, family dynamics, father-da-law, fixing things, handyman, home improvement, husband help, husband involvement, husband troubles, Minecraft, project management, relationship issues, Server, woodworking, woodworking mistakes, woodworking project, woodworking skills

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	4826
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Alien Abductions:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Dimension Hops:	9
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the chaos of real life? Look no further, because on our server, you won’t have to deal with incompetent husbands trying to fix things!

Join us and build your own bookshelf without any interference from clueless partners. No more cutting the wrong pieces of wood or starting arguments over DIY projects.

Our server is a safe haven for all those who just want to relax and build to their heart’s content. Say goodbye to the drama and hello to a world where you can truly be in control of your creations.

So come on over and join us, where the only thing you’ll be breaking is blocks, not your sanity!