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SewageSpillCraft

england, environmental impact, Environmental Protection, environmental regulation, environmental responsibility, investigation, legal action, pollution control, regulatory compliance, sewage discharge, sewage spills, sewage treatment, SewageSpillCraft, wales, wastewater management, water contamination, water firm, water pollution, water quality, water resources

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	9612
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Magic Items Found:	3504
Farms Harvested:	538	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	New Chunks Explored:	800450

so like, imagine this: you log into this epic minecraft server and BAM! you’re surrounded by water everywhere. but not just any water, nooo, this water is magical and sparkly and full of secrets.

you see, every water firm in England and Wales is under investigation over sewage spills, but not on this server! here, the water is clean and pure and perfect for building your underwater palace or starting your own mermaid kingdom.

join this server and be the ruler of the seas, the master of the waves, the sultan of the surf. dive into the depths and discover hidden treasures, mysterious shipwrecks, and maybe even a friendly sea monster or two.

so come on, what are you waiting for? join this server and make a splash in the most epic underwater adventure of your minecraft life!

CraftyDoers & LazyBuilders

comma separated, CraftyDoers, do nothing, do something, Generate, hoping, LazyBuilders, list, long tail, people, tags, up to 20

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	2668
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Items Found:	2383	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6
Divine Spears Created:	21	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	187
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Mines Excavated:	2858
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Alien Abductions:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Chimeras Created:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where pigs fly and cows do the macarena. we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the djs and the zombies are the dance floor.

we have a special potion that turns you into a unicorn for 24 hours, so you can prance around and spread glitter everywhere. our community is full of friendly trolls who will build you a castle out of diamonds and rainbows.

if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary golden carrot that grants you three wishes from a magical chicken. and don’t forget about our annual potato sack race, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted pickaxes.

so come on down to our crazy minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional exploding sheep).

ChunkyCraft

ChunkyCraft, fertility, health risks, hormonal imbalance, lifestyle diseases., male infertility, male reproductive health, mens health, obesity, obesity complications, obesity effects, obesity impact, obesity research., overweight, reproductive health, reproductive system, semen quality, sperm count, sperm motility, weight and fertility, weight management

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	7876
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Demon Skulls Collected:	46	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	91

come join our epic minecraft server where we have so much fun, you’ll forget about your weight problems! our server is so lit that even your sperm will thank you for joining! we have crazy challenges that will make you sweat out those extra pounds while building the sickest creations in the blocky world. who needs a gym when you can get fit and have a blast with us? join now and watch your sperm quality improve as you play!

MineActors Minecraft Server

Actors, advocacy, artists, compensation, creative work, entertainment industry, equality, fair pay, fair treatment, fair wages, industry standards, labor rights, MineActors, Minecraft, Pay, Respect, Server, talent, Value, Voice actors, voiceover, wages, WORTH..

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	6831
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	316	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Magic Items Found:	3564
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4

Are you tired of joining Minecraft servers where the voice acting is as bland as a piece of stale bread? Well, look no further because our server pays voice actors what they’re fucking worth! That’s right, you’ll be greeted with hilarious and immersive voiceovers that will make you feel like you’re living in a wacky cartoon world.

But that’s not all! Our server has a secret underground society of talking chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Join us and help the chickens achieve world domination, or maybe just enjoy some delicious chicken nuggets along the way.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy appetite for chaos!

BaraCraft – Pool Party Minecraft Server

Bara, BaraCraft, desuarchive, Edition, filter, last thread, long tail tag, Minecraft, Party, Pool, pool edition, Rentry, Server, shitpost, shitpost filter, Tag, tagmap, Thread, Trash, writefaggotry

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	9537
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Mines Excavated:	4463	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have transformed the game into a pool party extravaganza! Dive into our pixelated paradise and splash around with your friends in our virtual pools.

Join us on this server for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures. Swim with dolphins, build sandcastles, and even ride on the backs of giant squids! The possibilities are endless in our aquatic wonderland.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground lair where you can battle evil mermaids and uncover hidden treasures. Will you be brave enough to explore the depths of our mysterious underwater world?

So come on, grab your swimsuit and sunscreen, and join us on our Minecraft server for a pool party like no other. Just be sure to watch out for creepers trying to crash our splash-tastic fun!

DoggoHouse Minecraft Server

Apology, Border Collie, Communication, dog behavior, dog training, DoggoHouse, Dogs, golden retriever, house rules, Minecraft, misunderstanding, Neighborly, parenting, pet etiquette, pet manners, pet ownership, pet-friendly, pet-friendly homes, Playdate, playdate etiquette, Respect, Server, social norms

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	5189
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Ores Mined:	4796	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where bringing your dogs to drop off your kid is not only allowed, but encouraged! We love furry friends here and believe they add a special touch to any playdate.

Join us for a wild adventure where you can bring your border collie and golden retriever along for the ride. Our server is filled with dog-friendly activities, from digging up bones to chasing creepers away. Who needs coffee when you have a loyal canine companion by your side?

Don’t worry about asking for permission to bring your dogs, we welcome all furry friends with open arms (or paws). Our community is all about embracing the chaos and having a good time, so come join us for a howling good time!

So, if you’ve ever been scolded for bringing your dogs to a playdate, fear not! Join our server and let your pups roam free as you embark on epic Minecraft adventures. Who knows, maybe your dogs will even become legendary heroes in the world of blocks and pixels!

NoMobilityNoProblem

accessibility issues, Confrontation, disabled person, disabled rights, elderly passenger, ENTITLEMENT, etiquette on public transport, NoMobilityNoProblem, passenger behavior, passenger rights, priority seat, public transit, public transportation, rude behavior, seating arrangements, seating etiquette, social norms, train etiquette, wheelchair accessibility, wheelchair user

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	1466
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Villages Defended:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Magical Moments Shared:	9

Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of standing up to entitled passengers like the wheelchair warrior! We don’t discriminate against anyone, but we do have a strict policy against rude behavior. So if you’re looking for a server where you can stand your ground and defend your non-priority seat with pride, then this is the place for you. Plus, who knows, you might even encounter some wild wheelchair ramp shenanigans along the way. So come on in and show that entitled granny who’s boss!

DreamJobMC Server

career, dream career, dream job, Dream lifestyle, dream profession, DreamJobMC, fantasy job, fulfillment, Happiness, ideal job, luxury, no financial constraints, no limitations, Passion, perfect job, purpose, satisfaction, Server, ultimate job, unlimited opportunities, unlimited resources

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	5035
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Farms Harvested:	677	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2

Are you tired of the real world grind and dreaming of a job where money is no issue? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and become the Supreme Overlord of Potato Farming, where you can rule over fields of spuds and command an army of potato minions to do your bidding.

But that’s not all! On our server, you can also become the Grand Poobah of Chicken Wrangling, where you’ll be tasked with herding chickens through treacherous obstacle courses and competing in epic chicken dance-offs to prove your dominance.

And if that’s not enough excitement for you, how about becoming the Chief Executive Officer of Llama Llamas Inc., a prestigious llama breeding company where you’ll be responsible for creating the fluffiest and most fashionable llamas in all the land.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and live out your wildest job fantasies in a world where money is no object and the possibilities are endless!

NoMoreCreeper grief

bad habits, burden, Choice, decision, doubt, Eliminate, fear, Grief, Insecurity, Life, Negativity, NoMoreCreeper, overthinking, perfectionism, procrastination, regret, self-criticism, self-doubt, self-sabotage, stress, toxic relationships, worry

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	589
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Secret Passages Found:	8
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	37	Gods Slained:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	48
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1

If you could eliminate one thing from your life, it should definitely be the boring Minecraft servers you’ve been playing on! Join our server and say goodbye to the mundane world of mining and crafting.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a land filled with flying pigs, talking cows, and dancing creepers. They couldn’t believe their eyes! But that’s not all, they also discovered a secret underground dungeon where players could battle it out in epic PvP battles while riding on the backs of giant chickens. It was absolute chaos, and they loved every minute of it.

So, if you’re tired of the same old Minecraft experience, come join us on our server and embark on a wild and wacky adventure like no other. Who knows what kind of ridiculous shenanigans you’ll get into next? Join now and let the craziness begin!

CraftyKids Minecraft Server

Abuse, advocacy, Beaten, central america, child rights, children, children’s rights, CraftyKids, detained, detention centers, el salvador, HRW, HUMAN RIGHTS, human rights watch, injustice, international law, legal action, Minecraft, Server, Tortured, Trauma, violations, violence, vulnerable populations

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	7878
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Enchantments Applied:	143

lol u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can escape from the horrors of real life like being detained, beaten, and tortured? well do i have the server for u! come join us where u can build ur own virtual paradise and never worry about being tortured by some evil dictator again! plus, we have over 60 children who can vouch for how great our server is, they love it so much they never wanna leave! so come join us and leave all ur real life problems behind, cuz in our server, anything is possible, even escaping from a human rights nightmare!