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Disunited Sands: The Land of Chaos 1.20.2 Earth Towny PvE / PvP Booze Lame-RP Stop Griefing Cross-Toxic P2W-Free

P2WFree, Thriving Economy, Land, Disunited, Epic Wars & Combat

United Lands Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Video Trailer	Watch here
World Exploration	1:500 Earth-based map with unlimited land claiming
Gameplay	Town building, custom items, and immersive RP
Progression	7 unique jobs, Masterwork Armor, player upgrades
Thriving Economy	Player-driven marketplace, no P2W, fair prices
Epic Wars & Combat	Unique warring system, thrilling battles

FAQ

1. Is United Lands a pay-to-win server?

No, United Lands takes a stand against pay-to-win schemes. All store items are cosmetic, ensuring fairness and balance.

2. How can I join a nation in the server?

To join a nation, you can contact the leaders of the nation you are interested in joining or visit their town to inquire about membership.

3. Can I trade items with other players in the marketplace?

Yes, you can buy, sell, and trade items with other players in the player-driven marketplace accessed with /mp command.

4. Are there any restrictions on land claiming in the server?

Nations can claim unlimited lands with low upkeep costs. Discounts are available for larger groups to encourage nation building.

YeetCraft: Where Creepers are Just Misunderstood Cacti

baked goods, family owned, croissants, local ], Bakery

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the pronunciation of our name is just as confusing as the adventures you’ll have here! Join us if you want to test your linguistic skills while building epic structures and battling mythical creatures.

Our server is so wild that even the creepers have been known to break out in dance parties. And don’t be surprised if you stumble upon a secret underground lair filled with treasure and guarded by a pack of friendly wolves.

But the real reason to join our server? The legendary Balatro himself is rumored to make appearances, granting wishes to those who can solve his riddles. Will you be the next player to uncover the secrets of this mysterious figure?

So come on down to our server and see if you can figure out how to pronounce our name while also conquering the craziest challenges Minecraft has to offer. Good luck, adventurer!

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Join United Lands for a wild ride of town wars, economy, PvP and….alcohol?

Rice, TOWN, town-building, player-driven marketplace, masterwork armor

United Lands Minecraft Server

Overview:

Features	Description
Video Trailer	Watch our exciting trailer showcasing war, masterwork gear, and vibrant towns on the server: Trailer Link
Explore the World	Delve into our 1:500 Earth-based map! Nations can claim unlimited lands with low upkeep costs, shaping borders as needed. Discounts available for larger groups.
Gameplay	Engage in town building, land claiming, and immersive RP. Collect custom items like rifles and unique food, such as mangoes, rice, croissants, and sushi!
Progression	Choose from 7 unique jobs with skill trees for enhanced abilities. Unlock powerful components of Masterwork Armor through skill progression. Access player upgrades for increased convenience, like extra storage and additional /sethomes.
Thriving Economy	Experience a player-driven marketplace for buying, selling, and trading items. Utilize currency for upgrades, skills, and upkeep. No forced prices or admin shops!
Non-P2W Environment	United Lands takes a stand against pay-to-win schemes. All store items are purely cosmetic, ensuring fairness and balance. Donations solely support the server without providing unfair advantages.
Epic Wars & Combat	Immerse yourself in our unique warring system for towns and nations. Join for thrilling battles, rewarding experiences, and the pride of victory. Fight alongside friends against towns and nations alike.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: Can I join United Lands without being part of a nation?

A: Yes, you can join as an individual player and still participate in all server activities.

Q: Are there any pay-to-win elements on the server?

A: No, United Lands ensures a non-P2W environment with all store items being cosmetic only.

Q: How can I access the player-driven marketplace for trading items?

A: You can access the marketplace using the command /mp in-game.

Q: Is there a limit to the number of lands a nation can claim?

A: Nations can claim unlimited lands with low upkeep costs, and discounts are available for larger groups.

Q: Can I participate in wars and combat even if I’m not part of a town or nation?

A: Yes, you can join battles and combat events as an individual player.

Q: How can I access the server’s map?

A: You can view the server’s map at https://map.unitedlands.org.

SisStealsMCServer

family, Understanding, sharing, Frustration, Communication

Are you tired of your sister constantly raiding your Minecraft chest and stealing all your diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server for a wild and wacky adventure where you can unleash your frustrations in a virtual world.

Imagine a world where you can go into your sister’s virtual room and trash everything without any consequences! Let out all your pent-up anger in a safe and pixelated environment. Plus, our server is filled with epic quests and challenges that will distract you from the real-life drama.

Don’t worry about moving out of your virtual home, because our server is the perfect place to escape and have some fun without leaving your family behind. Join now and let the virtual chaos begin!

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NoLaptopForYou

overprotective, fyp, saving money, laptop, NoLaptopForYou

Are you tired of your little cousin wreaking havoc on your precious belongings? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where no one can touch your $4,500 Lego collection! Our server is a safe space for all your virtual creations, where no overprotective uncles or destructive cousins can ruin your fun. Build to your heart’s content without fear of any crashing sounds or Lego-smashing incidents. Join now and say goodbye to family drama, and hello to endless building possibilities!

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AnimalLovers Minecraft Server

animal enthusiasts, politics frustration, Minecraft, animal lovers, frustration with politics

Are you tired of all the political drama and just want to chill with your favorite animal in Minecraft? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a special feature where you can have your favorite animal as your loyal companion in the game! Imagine riding into battle on the back of a giant chicken or having a pack of llamas follow you around like bodyguards. Say goodbye to politics and hello to a world where the only thing that matters is how cool your animal sidekick is! Join us now and let the animal kingdom reign supreme in Minecraft!

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PixelPanicCraft

internet, online safety, online experience, digital footprint, cyber harassment

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join us if you want to witness pigs riding on chickens, creepers breakdancing to dubstep music, and villagers throwing wild parties in the town square. Our server is like a circus on steroids, with more unexpected surprises than a box of exploding TNT.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes regular appearances on our server, challenging players to epic dance-offs and telling dad jokes that will make you question your sanity.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by all the TNT).

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PiggyPunishmentMC

Legal System, WOMENS RIGHTS, Social Issues, gender inequality, harsher sentence

so, liek, u wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, dis server is so lit u will be laughing ur butt off all day long. we got pigs dat can talk, cows dat can dance, and creepers dat tell jokes.

oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground disco party every night? yea, u heard me right. we be gettin down with the skeletons and zombies like it’s nobody’s business.

and get this, we have a special event every week where we all dress up as llamas and have llama races around the server. it’s a hoot, i tell ya.

so come on down to da craziest minecraft server around and join da fun. u won’t regret it, i promise. oh, and did i mention we have free cake for everyone who joins? yea, u heard me right. free cake. so what are u waiting for? come join da party!

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Maltreated Miners: Love, Violence & Diamonds

Prevention, risk factors, love, violence, family dynamics

so, like, u wanna join this epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u, it’s like the wildest rollercoaster ride of ur life, but in block form. we got crazy adventures, like fighting dragons and building giant castles. but wait, there’s more!

our server is like a secret lab where we study the most random things, like how getting bullied as a kid can make u a total jerk in relationships later on. it’s like science, but with creepers and zombies. u never know what crazy discoveries we’ll make next!

and get this, if u join now, u’ll get a free virtual pet pig that can do backflips. yeah, u heard me right. a pig doing backflips. it’s like a circus in ur own minecraft world.

so, what r u waiting for? come join us on this wacky minecraft server and let’s uncover the mysteries of the universe together. or at least have a good laugh trying.

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The Superflat Disaster: Where Survival is key, Resets are a mystery, community is tight and version is 1.20.4!

discord server, Community, gameplay, Ip:, ruined portals

Superflat Survival Overview:

Server Rules	No intrusive rules and zero game-changing plugins
Server Age	Since March 11, 2022
Community Size	Thousands of players have joined
Unique Features	Naturally occurring structures such as Villages, Mineshafts, Ruined Portals, Strongholds, and Pillager Outposts

FAQs (Frequently Asked Questions):

Question	Answer
How long has the server been running?	Since March 11, 2022
What are the server rules?	No intrusive rules and zero game-changing plugins
How can I join the server?	Use the IP “superflat.world”
Are there any unique features on the server?	Yes, naturally occurring structures such as Villages, Mineshafts, Ruined Portals, Strongholds, and Pillager Outposts
Is there a Discord server I can join?	Yes, join the Discord server at https://discord.gg/8PVxNumQT9