crocodilian Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CrocoCraft: Eocene Edition

Ancient, animal, Asiatosuchus oenotriensis, CrocoCraft, crocodilian, discovery, early crocodyloid, Edition, Eocene, Evolution, Extinct, fossil, Middle Eocene epoch, new species, Palaeontologists, Paleontology, prehistoric, Reptile, scientific research, spain, species, vertebrate

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	6525
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Runes Activated:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

Yo, so like, imagine you’re chillin’ in this Minecraft server, right? And suddenly, BOOM! You stumble upon a new species of crocodile that’s straight outta the Eocene epoch! This crocodyloid crocodilian, Asiatosuchus oenotriensis, is like the coolest dude in town, always down for a party in the swamps.

Join our server and you can ride on the back of this prehistoric beast as it chomps down on creepers and zombies like they’re snacks. Plus, you’ll get to hang out with a team of palaeontologists who are totally rad and always down to dig up some dino bones.

So come on down to our server, where the crocs are wild and the adventures are even wilder. Who needs diamonds when you’ve got a prehistoric crocodile by your side? Let’s get this party started! 🐊🎉

Rent-a-Boyfriend Minecraft Server

apartment drama, bedroom Olympics, disrupting cardio sessions, financial deception, influencer life, lease agreement, live-in romance, love nest, meddling in relationship, Minecraft, personal space invasion, relationship turmoil, Rent-a-Boyfriend scam, RentABoyfriend, roommate, roommate boundaries, roommate conflict, roommate confrontation, Server, sexy staycations, third wheel, white noise machine

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	4398
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a telenovela! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected plot twists and outrageous storylines.

Picture this: you log in to find yourself sharing a virtual apartment with your roommate Sarah and her boyfriend Jake. But wait, there’s a catch – Jake has officially moved in without your consent! He’s eating all your virtual snacks, hogging the virtual bathroom, and turning the virtual WiFi into his personal gaming pipeline.

But that’s not all – Sarah is charging Jake virtual rent behind your back, while you’re stuck eating virtual leftovers like a peasant. It’s a virtual scandal of epic proportions!

When you confront Sarah and spill the virtual tea to Jake, all hell breaks loose. Jake demands his virtual money back, Sarah is furious at you for ruining her virtual influencer lifestyle, and their virtual relationship hangs by a thread.

So, if you’re ready for a virtual adventure filled with betrayal, deception, and virtual love triangles, join our Minecraft server now! Who needs reality TV when you have this level of virtual drama?

BlockyBoysDating

Adopted, awkward situation, Blind, blind date, blind dating, blind perspective, blind phrasing, BlockyBoysDating, Communication, Cultural differences, Darkskinned, DATING, first date, independent, misunderstanding, racism, retinitis pigmentosa, rp, Social Interaction, speech to text, visually impaired

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	8719
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	80	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	68
Ores Mined:	2784	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Join our server for a wild and wacky time like no other!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a herd of pink llamas come charging at you with enchanted swords! Or how about building your dream castle only to have it attacked by a horde of flying pigs armed with TNT?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so crazy that even blind dates can’t handle it. Just like the time a player accidentally insulted someone’s accent and they disappeared faster than a creeper in daylight.

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable as a chicken riding a spider, join us now! And remember, on our server, anything can happen – even if you’re legally blind. 😉

SadnessLevel10-MinecraftSMP

coping mechanisms, emotional awareness, emotional check-in, emotional health, emotional scale, emotions, feelings, introspection, mental assessment, mental check-in, mental health, mental state, Mental Wellbeing, mood assessment, Sadness, SadnessLevel10MinecraftSMP, SELF AWARENESS, self reflection, self-assessment, self-care, self-evaluation

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	7939
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Crops Grown:	4554	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Magic Items Found:	2295	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Buildings Constructed:	8
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Enchantments Applied:	153
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

OMG GUYS, you HAVE to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the best thing since sliced bread! We have a secret underground base where we keep all our diamonds and emeralds, and we ride around on pigs wearing diamond armor. It’s like a real-life fairy tale, but with creepers and zombies trying to ruin our fun.

And get this, our server mascot is a dancing llama named Larry who can shoot laser beams out of his eyes. He’s like our protector against all the griefers and trolls who try to mess with us. Plus, we have a roller coaster that goes through a volcano and a secret treasure hunt that leads to a chest full of enchanted golden apples.

So if you’re feeling sad or bored or just need a good laugh, come join us on this crazy Minecraft adventure! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Let’s make this server the wackiest, most ridiculous place in all of Minecraft history!

MineCraftMastery98%

Elite, excepțional, Expertise, GIFTED, high level, Mastery, MineCraftMastery98, Niche, proficiency, rare, skill, SPECIALIZED, standout, Superiority, talent, top performer, top tier, Unique, unmatched, Unparalleled, Unrivaled

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	3531
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Towns Built:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

Are you tired of being just average at everything? Do you want to show off your skills and dominate like a Minecraft pro? Look no further than our server, where 98% of players will bow down to your superior gaming prowess! Join us and become the ruler of the blocky world, where even the creepers fear your name. Don’t miss out on the chance to show off your epic skills and leave the competition in the dust. Join now and unleash your inner Minecraft god!

DroneCraft Server: Ukraine vs Russia

aerial strike, breaking news, conflict escalation, cross-border conflict, drone attack, drone warfare, DroneCraft, eastern europe, energy security, geopolitical tensions, global news, international relations, military conflict, military retaliation, Oil Refinery, political dispute, russia, sanctions, security threats, Server, Ukraine, War

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	9663
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5

haha so this server is like a crazy battlefield, just like Ukraine attacking a Russian oil refinery with drones! you can be a part of the chaos and destruction, blowing up stuff and causing mayhem on this server. join now if you want to be a drone pilot in Minecraft and show off your mad skills in a virtual war zone. come on, it’s gonna be a blast!

BoomCraft: Drone Wars

Attack, BOOMCRAFT, drone, drone attack, drone strike, drone strike aftermath, drone technology, drone warfare, drone warfare tactics, explosion aftermath, explosions, industrial plants, industrial sabotage, industrial sabotage tactics, national security, Oil Refinery, Plants, refinery explosion, russia, Russian refinery, SECURITY, Terrorism, Wars

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	2220
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Meteorites Collected:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	177	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	9182
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11

lolz come join our server where we have more explosions than a russian refinery getting drone striked!!! watch as the world around you goes BOOM BOOM BOOM! join now for a chance to witness the chaos and destruction firsthand! who needs peace and quiet when you can have non-stop explosions?!?!? BOOM BOOM BOOM!!!

UltraLungDetect 2.0 – Pneumonia vs COVID

abnormalities, Accuracy, Advanced technology, ai, Artificial Intelligence, Breakthrough, conditions, covid, Covid-19, DETECTION, Diagnosis, DISTINGUISH, Healthcare, Innovative, lung diseases, machine learning, medical technology, MODEL, pneumonia, respiratory system, UltraLungDetect, ultrasound videos

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	1368
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	28	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	8822	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

hey you, yeah you, wanna join our epic minecraft server? well guess what, our new AI can detect 97% of lung diseases! like, how crazy is that? it can even tell if you got pneumonia or COVID-19 just by looking at ultrasound videos. join now and let our AI save your virtual lungs while you build epic structures and battle creepers. trust me, you won’t find this kind of medical expertise on any other minecraft server. so what are you waiting for? come join us and let’s get this lung-detecting party started!

Enchanted Realm 1.20.3

1.20.3, Anal, Enchanted, henya, long tail, mating, Need, Press, Realm, tags

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	5092
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Meteorites Collected:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Yo, you gotta join this Minecraft server, bro! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s like a magical land where you can anal mating press henya to your heart’s content! And not just any henya, we’re talking top-tier, grade A henya here. You haven’t lived until you’ve experienced the sheer joy of anal mating pressing henya on this server. Trust me, it’s a game-changer. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the henya mating pressing begin!

NotAHeroJustBlocky

acceptance, aita, Emotional Abuse, exhaustion, Expectations, family dynamics, father figure, Gender Roles, household chores, love, manly, Masculinity, mental health, NotAHeroJustBlocky, Passion, safe haven, self-care, single parent, Support, toxic masculinity, video games

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	4482
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	39	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Villages Defended:	19	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2

Are you tired of being forced to do “manly” tasks like house renovations, gardening, and electrical work just because your mom thinks you need to be a manly man? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and escape the pressures of the real world by building your own virtual paradise without anyone telling you what to do. No more being called gay for wanting to take a break or play video games – on our server, you can be whoever you want to be!

Plus, rumor has it that our server is so magical that it can transport you to a world where moms are supportive, stepfathers do their fair share of the work, and you can finally feel loved and appreciated. So come on over and let’s build a world where you can truly be yourself – no judgment, just fun!

NoH8JustM8Craft

abhor, can’t stand, Cliches, commonly used expression, despise, detest, drives me crazy, frequently used phrases, gets on my nerves, grinds my gears, hate, irksome sayings, language annoyances, language pet peeves, loathe, NoH8JustM8Craft, overused phrases, pet peeve, rubs me the wrong way, verbal irritations

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	2210
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Dragons Tamed:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	29
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	19
Void Armor Forged:	14	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7

Are you tired of hearing “it is what it is” all the time? Join our Minecraft server and escape the monotony of boring catchphrases! On our server, we have a secret underground society of villagers who have banned the use of any overused expressions. They communicate solely through interpretive dance and elaborate hand gestures. Join us and never hear those dreaded words again!