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CrocoCraft: Eocene Edition

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	972
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Animals Bred:	153
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3

Yo, so like, imagine you’re chillin’ in this Minecraft server, right? And suddenly, BOOM! You stumble upon a new species of crocodile that’s straight outta the Eocene epoch! This crocodyloid crocodilian, Asiatosuchus oenotriensis, is like the coolest dude in town, always down for a party in the swamps.

Join our server and you can ride on the back of this prehistoric beast as it chomps down on creepers and zombies like they’re snacks. Plus, you’ll get to hang out with a team of palaeontologists who are totally rad and always down to dig up some dino bones.

So come on down to our server, where the crocs are wild and the adventures are even wilder. Who needs diamonds when you’ve got a prehistoric crocodile by your side? Let’s get this party started! 🐊🎉

Crazy Movie Madness Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	3303
Rating:	4.6 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	120641	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	82	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Zombie Dances:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is like the craziest movie you’ve ever seen, but in Minecraft form! Join us for epic adventures, insane challenges, and wacky shenanigans that will have you laughing until you cry.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of dancing pigs comes prancing by, followed by a gang of singing creepers. And just when you think things couldn’t get any weirder, a giant chicken wearing a top hat swoops in and challenges you to a dance-off. Trust us, you won’t find this level of absurdity anywhere else.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Potato King, who rules over the land with a starchy fist. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a potato sack race, you’ll be rewarded with untold riches and endless potatoes for life. Are you up for the challenge?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the wildest, most hilarious Minecraft experience of your life. Just be sure to pack your sense of humor and leave your sanity at the door – you’re gonna need it!

The Bagel Bandit – Minecraft SMP #6785

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	2908
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Mines Excavated:	4012	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	10

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories that will have you laughing for days.

Imagine building your base while dodging flying pigs and riding on the backs of llamas with diamond armor. Our server is so wacky that even the creepers dance to disco music before exploding!

But that’s not all, we have special events like The Tree of Sephiroth where you can battle mystical creatures and uncover hidden treasures. And don’t forget about Grand Assault: Chesed, where you can fight with special armor made of rainbow-colored wool!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the madness for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

The Blocky Brits Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	746
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Ores Mined:	2368	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	36

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old stuff? Well, look no further! Our server, aka the Children of Men edition, is the place to be for all the crazy and wacky adventures you could ever imagine!

Join us on our server where all the players are actually immortal children who never grow up! That’s right, you can stay young and reckless forever in our virtual world. But be warned, with eternal youth comes eternal mischief!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking animals who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world! Will you join forces with them or try to stop their furry revolution?

And if that’s not enough excitement for you, we also have a hidden portal that leads to a parallel universe where everything is made of candy! Explore the sugary landscapes and try not to get a cavity as you battle against evil gummy bears and marshmallow monsters.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest and weirdest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Just remember, once you enter the Children of Men edition, there’s no turning back!

The Punishment For Upgrading Minecraft SMP

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	1403
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Secret Passages Found:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no excitement or chaos? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where upgrading your software leads to your house burning down because the timer app doesn’t ring properly! And don’t even get us started on Windows 11 – it’s a total disaster! But hey, who needs a functioning timer when you can have full page ads in your music app instead? Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns – just make sure to keep an eye on that oven!

Pixel PVP Arena – The Loot Zone Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	5372
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Villages Defended:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	67	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13

Are you ready to dive into the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen? Join us on this FEUDING Edition where alliances are made and broken, and drama is always brewing! Our official website is so lit, you’ll feel like you’re in the Matrix. Plus, our CEO’s Twitter game is so fire, you’ll be hitting that follow button faster than you can say “diamond sword.”

But wait, there’s more! Our talent list is stacked with players who can build a castle in the sky with one hand tied behind their back. And don’t even get us started on our streaming app getting shilled – it’s like Twitch, but with more explosions!

Join us on this wild ride where anything can happen. Will you rise to the top and become the ultimate Minecraft champion, or will you get caught up in the drama and end up in a virtual catfight? Only one way to find out – join us on this epic adventure today!

Why do Just Turned 18 Women Act Like This? Minecraft SMP

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	4309
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25
Dragons Tamed:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding pigs armed with carrots, or if you want to participate in our weekly “Build-a-Castle-in-5-Minutes” challenge where chaos ensues as everyone tries to outdo each other with the most ridiculous structures.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary “Dancing Sheep” who will boogie down with you whenever you play a funky tune. And rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden treasure, you’ll be granted the power to turn all the creepers into friendly kittens.

So why do just turned 18 women act like this? Because they know that on our server, anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. Join us now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

KingdomOfCubs Minecraft server

armor, Auction, building, Cases, Clans, Development, Donations, Economy, Features, Friendly, Fun, Moderators, MONEY, Playing, privileges, Shop, Starter Kit, Store, Suggestions, Survival, Tools, Vip, weapons

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	4790
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Chimeras Created:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Magic Items Found:	5584
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5

A server with a pleasant, friendly atmosphere will allow you to comfortably survive with friends, build all kinds of unique buildings, and develop your territories and create clans.

On the server, you can sell and buy items in several ways, by opening your own store or selling your goods through an auction. There is an opportunity to earn money by selling all kinds of goods in the store.

A varied system of privileges will allow you to choose a comfortable pace of development.

The server is constantly developing, cases with donations will be added in the near future. Moderators and server administrators ensure a friendly atmosphere.

The server has a VIP store with unique weapons, armor and tools.

Server administrators are always ready to listen to constructive suggestions for developing the server, adding new features to make playing interesting and fun.

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Schizo’s Breeding Ground Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	7518
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Epic Shields Constructed:	34
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Divine Spears Created:	22
Magic Items Found:	3868	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we ask the real questions like, “Should you breed with schizos?” Join us for a wild ride filled with questionable decisions and unpredictable outcomes. Who knows, you might just find your soulmate while exploring the depths of insanity. So come on, why settle for normal when you can join our wacky world of wonder and weirdness!

No Nut November Minecraft SMP General

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	4883
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2

Welcome to the Sweaty Femboy Armpits Edition of our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with bonding, bullying, teasing, and even posting porn (just kidding, please don’t do that). Our community is full of hilarious and quirky players who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent dolphins who have mastered the art of building underwater cities. They may seem cute and innocent, but don’t be fooled – they have a strict “no griefing” policy and will ban anyone who dares to mess with their creations.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or stand against their fluffy tyranny? The choice is yours.

So come on in and join the chaos! Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft pro or a newbie just starting out, there’s a place for everyone on our server. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in the world of Sweaty Femboy Armpits.

PieMC

Adventure, challenge, collaboration, Community, creativity, floating island, Friends, landscapes, Minecraft, Mining, multiplayer, Prison, Prisons, Ranks, Resourcefulness, Resources, Server, Skyblock, smp, Structures, Survival

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	7764
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Dimension Hops:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
New Chunks Explored:	927070	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Welcome to PieMC, the ultimate Minecraft server where adventure awaits! Dive into our thriving Survival Multiplayer (SMP) world, where you can collaborate with friends, build amazing structures, and explore vast landscapes filled with resources. If you’re looking for a challenge, our Skyblock mode offers a unique twist, allowing you to start on your very own floating island and survive using your creativity and resourcefulness.But that’s not all! Exciting new content is on the horizon with our upcoming Prisons game mode. Get ready to mine your way to freedom, rise through the ranks, and experience thrilling gameplay like never before. Join our friendly community and be part of the PieMC journey today—where the possibilities are endless and fun is guaranteed!

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