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CrocoCraft: Eocene Edition

prehistoric, discovery, crocodilian, Reptile, spain

Yo, so like, imagine you’re chillin’ in this Minecraft server, right? And suddenly, BOOM! You stumble upon a new species of crocodile that’s straight outta the Eocene epoch! This crocodyloid crocodilian, Asiatosuchus oenotriensis, is like the coolest dude in town, always down for a party in the swamps.

Join our server and you can ride on the back of this prehistoric beast as it chomps down on creepers and zombies like they’re snacks. Plus, you’ll get to hang out with a team of palaeontologists who are totally rad and always down to dig up some dino bones.

So come on down to our server, where the crocs are wild and the adventures are even wilder. Who needs diamonds when you’ve got a prehistoric crocodile by your side? Let’s get this party started! 🐊🎉

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PerfectSongCraft

ideal song, perfect melody, timeless classic, ultimate song, Music

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old songs playing on repeat? Well, look no further because on our server, the only song you’ll hear is the sweet sound of a chorus of parrots singing “Baby Shark” on loop! Join us for the ultimate musical experience and let your ears be serenaded by the dulcet tones of everyone’s favorite aquatic nursery rhyme.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Jukebox Jamboree, where players can battle it out in epic dance-offs to see who can bust the best moves to the most ridiculous tunes. From “Gangnam Style” to “The Chicken Dance,” our playlist is guaranteed to have you grooving like never before.

So why wait? Come join us on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server and let the music take control. Who knows, you might just discover your new favorite song in the most unexpected place!

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PixelPride: Dysphoria Diagnoses Skyrocket

societal trends, Healthcare, one in 60, 2021, study

join our minecraft server for a wild ride like no other! we have more gender dysphoria diagnoses among children than you can shake a stick at! our GP records are filled with crazy stories of kids transforming into their true selves in the virtual world of minecraft. from one in 60,000 in 2011 to one in 1,200 in 2021, our numbers are skyrocketing faster than a creeper explosion! come join the fun and see what all the fuss is about on our server. who knows, you might even discover your true gender identity while building a blocky masterpiece!

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Enchanted Realm Quests 1.20.4

Quests, Enchanted, 12 year old girl wrists, wrist struggles, body dysphoria

Yo, join this Minecraft server, bro! It’s like, so lit, you won’t even remember you have wrists like a 12-year-old girl. The pixels will distract you from your tiny wrists, man. Plus, all the players are so cool, they won’t even care about your noodle arms. And who needs women when you have a virtual world to conquer, am I right? Just join, bro, and leave your wrist insecurities behind.

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CreepyCelebMC SMP

Celebrity, famous figures, unsettling personalities, unsettling celebrities, disturbing celebrities

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously! So, like, imagine this, right? You’re mining for diamonds and suddenly you see Justin Bieber riding a pig and singing “Baby” in a creepy voice. Like, what even is happening, right? And then you see Kim Kardashian building a house out of selfies, like wut? And then, out of nowhere, Nicolas Cage shows up and starts screaming about bees and stealing the Declaration of Independence. Like, this server is a total circus, but in a good way, you know? So come join us and experience the madness for yourself! It’s like a celebrity horror show, but with blocks and stuff. Trust me, you won’t regret it… or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a wild ride!

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NoobMistakez

learning curve, NoobMistakez, self-improvement mindset, basic skills, self-improvement goals

Are you tired of being a total noob at everything you do? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can embrace your inner failure and revel in your incompetence! Join us for a chance to fail spectacularly at the most basic tasks like mining, crafting, and even walking straight! Our server is the perfect place for those who love to suck at everything they do and still have a blast doing it. So come on, join us and let your inner noob shine!

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SouthportKiller69’s Minecraft News

Refused, bbc news, controversy, legal action, Southport killer

so, like, u gotta join this epic minecraft server, like, for realz. it’s, like, the only place where u can, like, battle giant chickens and ride on flying pigs. like, what even is that, right? but wait, there’s more. u can also, like, build a house out of rainbow blocks and have a pet dragon that shoots out rainbow fire.

but, like, the best part is the crazy stories, man. like, one time, a player found a secret portal that led to a land made entirely out of candy. and another time, a player tamed a creeper and made it their loyal pet. like, who even does that? only on this server, man.

so, like, if u wanna have the most epic adventures and make the craziest memories, u gotta join this minecraft server. like, seriously, what are u waiting for? come join the fun!

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TeaCraft – Sticky Situation

oral health, adhesive films, chemotherapy, green tea extract, inflammation

come join our epic minecraft server where we have green tea-based adhesive films to heal all your oral mucositis problems! forget about boring old treatments, we got the power of green tea on our side! imagine fighting off creepers and zombies while your mouth is feeling all soothed and refreshed. trust us, you won’t find this kind of healing power anywhere else in the minecraft world. join us now and experience the magic of green tea in a whole new way!

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Lost Isles Adventure 1.20.2

monkey d luffy, shonen jump, Usopp, devil fruit, Nico Robin

Ayyyyy lmao, you gotta join this Minecraft server, bro! It’s like stepping into a parallel universe where pigs can fly and creepers do the cha-cha slide.

I heard they got a secret underground disco party for all the mobs, like skeletons breakdancing and zombies doing the robot. It’s lit, fam.

And get this, they have a special event where you can ride on the back of a dragon and challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Winner gets a diamond-encrusted disco ball.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal that takes you to a dimension where everything is made of candy. I’m talking edible houses and rivers of chocolate.

So what are you waiting for? Join this Minecraft server and let your wildest dreams come true. Just don’t forget to bring your dancing shoes and a sweet tooth!

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Fluffy Unicorn Kingdom

Kingdom, UNICORN, Fluffy

Yo yo yo, welcome to the most lit Minecraft server out there – Cute Nails! We got unicorns flying around, rainbows shooting out of creepers, and diamond swords that sparkle like glitter. Join us for some epic adventures, crazy builds, and a whole lot of fun. So grab your pickaxe and come join the party at Cute Nails. Let’s get this block party started!

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